Line #35 Funny/DrawnTogether


1	* In general, hearing well-known voice actors like Creator/TaraStrong, Creator/CreeSummer, Creator/JamesArnoldTaylor, and Creator/JessHarnell in these crass roles tends to get quite a lot of people roaring with laughter. Heck, it's practically a meme to joke about [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle]] saying the things that come out of [[InnocentBigot Princess Clara's]] mouth.
2	* In "Hot Tub", Foxxy Love being so shocked by her being possibly voted out that she remains ''stuck'' in her "OhNoYouDidnt" position for quite a while.
3	-->'''Foxxy''': This is some F'd up S! I am ''so mad!'' ...I've been stuck like this for 3 hours! ''([[OverlyLongGag waves finger for]] [[{{Beat}} many seconds]])''
4	** Ling-Ling mentioning he's out there to destroy the houseguests "[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} and give children seizures!]]" Cue Ling-Ling in battle, against a background of flashing lights.
5	** In the confessional, Captain Hero claims from the second Xandir set foot in the house, all he’s been saying is, “[[CatchPhrase I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend]]”, [[InstantlyProvenWrong only to have]] [[Main/{{Troll}} the producers]] [[InstantlyProvenWrong cut to flashbacks of Xandir asking about paper towels, worrying that his watch might be broken, and saying grapes are fun]]. When they cut back to Hero, now visibly annoyed, he walks out of the confessional [[AsideComment calling the producers dicks]].
6	* Xandir's suicide in "Gay Bash". ("This could take a while.")
7	* Foxxy's masturbation lesson with Wooldoor.
8	* The Live Action Cow episode. Especially (seriously, this is piss-your-pants territory) her battle with the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Live Action Squirrel with Big Balls]], consisting entirely of still photos of a cow and a squirrel with large testicles [[SoundtrackDissonance set to dramatic music.]]
9	-->'''Foxxy Love:''' And there's no way to fight back! It clearly has no vulnerable areas on its whole body!\
10	[''cue close up of squirrel's huge testes'']
11	** Which is followed by Toot spontaneously popping up with the group at the end of the "battle" and looking on with a "what the fuck" expression.
12	--->'''Toot''': Thank GOD I'm in the other story!
13	** Not to mention the episode's [[RunningGag running gag]] of Captain Hero breaking Clara's leg and running off. For example, during the initial confrontation with [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Live-Action-Squirrel-With-Big-Balls]]:
14	--->'''Captain Hero:''' I can't outrun a cute little squirrel! Wait a second... I don't have to! I just have to outrun you! HI-YA! ''(Kicks Clara and breaks her leg, causing her to fall over)'' SAVE YOURSELVES! ''(runs off)''\
15	'''Princess Clara:''' AH! Fuck!
16	** Captain Hero: "Live Action Cow has '''rabbis!'''"
17	** Wooldoor arguing with the lead cop.
18	--->'''Cop''': Now, son, step aside. We're gonna kill that cow if we have to shoot right through you.\
19	'''Wooldoor''': Fine! Go ahead!\
20	'''Cop''': Fine! We will!\
21	'''Wooldoor''': Then do it!\
22	'''Cop''': I am!\
23	'''Wooldoor''': Go on!\
24	'''Cop''': We're going!\
25	'''Wooldoor''': Then do it!\
26	'''Cop''': I'm doing it!\
27	'''Wooldoor''': No, you're not!\
28	'''Cop''': Watch me!\
29	'''Wooldoor''': I am watching!\
30	'''Cop''': Okay!\
31	'''Wooldoor''': I'm waiting!\
32	'''Cop''': Here it is!\
33	'''Wooldoor''': More like here it isn't!\
34	'''Cop''': That was lame!\
35	'''Wooldoor''': [[NoYou You're lame!]]\
36	'''Captain Hero''': FIRE!
37	* Anything involving Bleh.
38	* Barbie commands you to stop your whoring and sodomizing, sinner, and shall cleanse you in her blood! [[ItMakesSenseInContext There was a mix-up at the doll factory.]]
39	** Even funnier, the doll that got her voice box says "Just pretend you're eating a banana. If you don't do it, he'll break up with you."
40	* The voices in Wooldoor's head in the movie.
41	--> ''"CUT THEIR THROATS AND DRINK THE CHILDREN'S BLOOD, WOOLDOOR. THEIR YOUTH WILL BE YOUR YOUTH."''
42	** ''(cheerfully)'' "Really?! Because if you're lying, I'll cut you! '''''I'LL CUT YOU TO THE FUCKING BONE!'''''"
43	* "That Toot is up to something, and nothing is gonna stop me from finding out what th-" "CRUMB!"
44	* Toot's romance with Foxxy's grandson Ray-Ray, a.k.a. "the wall guy".
45	-->'''Ray-Ray''': There's just something about you and your huge fat ass that makes me feel safe. I don't know why I know, I just know.\
46	'''Toot''': That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard!
47	** The reason Ray Ray loves her ass so much? According to an incredibly racist PSA by Wooldoor, it's because tribal people used to hide from wildlife in caves, and it's encoded in their DNA that anything big and round with a crevice in it means safety.
48	** Toot announcing her romance with Ray Ray before walking in on the main plot of Captain Hero's over-exuberant hunting and an army of killer deer.
49	--->'''Toot''': HEY! YO! FARTWADS! The wall guy and I are in ''love'' and--what the HELL?!
50	** After Ray-Ray leads the whole cast in hiding inside Toot's ass, the deer army gets confused when their enemy has seemingly vanished with no trace.
51	---> '''Deer''': All I see is this friendly but unattractive moose!
52	** After someone (Ray-Ray) breaks into the house, Captain Hero decides he needs to buy a gun for protection, despite having superpowers.
53	---> '''Hero''': Unfortunately, getting a gun wasn't nearly as easy as the liberal media made it out to be! cue Hero ''literally'' buying a handgun from a vending machine
54	** Not to mention Xandir trying to talk him out of buying a gun since ''he has superpowers!''
55	--->'''Xandir''': Ugh, what's the point of even ''trying'' to talk to you?! YOU SHOULDN'T BUY A GUN!!\
56	'''Hero''': showing an image of Xandir literally going in one ear and out the other You shouldn't buy a gun!-buy a gun!-you shouldn't buy a gun!-buy a gun-that dead girl is totally into you!
57	* This exchange:
58	-->'''Xandir:''' You used to care about me... about us.\
59	'''Captain:''' What? When?\
60	'''Xandir:''' You used to tell me I was pretty.\
61	'''Captain:''' No, I didn't.\
62	'''Xandir:''' You used to dress up for me!\
63	'''Captain:''' Just that one time...
64	* "Okay everyone! CIRCLE UP!"
65	* In ''Toot Goes Bollywood'', after Toot has vowed to start having more sex, every housemate refuses to have sex with her, ''including herself''.
66	* The role play session the therapist (Wooldoor) has the characters do in the VerySpecialEpisode, which is extra hilarious, since they were ALREADY roleplaying, and the therapy session just ended with Toot and Captain Hero switching their characters around so Hero played Xandir's mom and Toot played Xandir's dad.
67	-->'''Wooldoor''': Okay Xandir's Dad, you be Xandir's mom.\
68	'''Hero''' [''uses a girly voice''] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Fine, I'm asking for this!]] backhands himself across the face
69	* The episode where Toot and Ling-Ling get stranded in Mexico and have to earn 500 Billion Pesos (20 US dollars) to pay for a fine for accidentally killing the "most beautiful woman in Mexico, next to Edward James Olmos...". (She really was quite attractive aside from the moustache.) The solution? Put a fake beak on Ling-Ling, and enter him in cockfighting tournaments. Oh, and towards the end, we get this exchange.
70	-->'''King of Mexico''': Guards, seize them.\
71	[''The guards lie passed out and one of them vomits in his sleep.'']\
72	'''King''': Awww, this country SUCKS.
73	** Another gem from that episode:
74	--->'''Queen Of Mexico''': I grow so very bored of this refinement and exquisite luxury... a rat walks by above her, vomits up a cockroach on her cleavage, which in turn vomits up a smaller rat that runs off
75	* The lampshading of how Foxxy has become incapable of remembering anyone's name in "Breakfast Food Killer" as Toot discusses the conspiracy regarding the cereal industry and Wooldoor's contract.
76	-->'''Foxxy''': Tooky, can't you just be happy for Mapplethorpe?\
77	'''Toot''': Why don't any of you assholes believe me?! And why don't ''you'' know any of our names?
78	** From the same episode, we have an entire off screen scene during the casting of a new cereal mascot. Wooldoor is trying to get inside the room where the auditions are held, but is held up by a stuck door. Made even more hilarious as the scene just goes on and on, and that the receptionist helping Wooldoor is Boner from ''Series/GrowingPains''.
79	* After spending the entire episode angsting over a bad review from ''Entertainment Weekly'', followed by leading a bloody siege on the magazine's main office, Spanky meets the reviewer and discovers the reason why the review was so bad. She's some sort of amalgamation of every topic the show makes fun of.
80	-->'''Spanky''': You're a Jewish, Conservative, Pro-Life, born again, overweight, Asian, homophobic lesbian chick who cuts herself!\
81	'''Reviewer''': So...?\
82	'''Spanky''': ''So'' maybe someone who doesn't happen to be a Jewish, Conservative, Pro-Life, born again, overweight, Indian, homophobic lesbian chick who cuts herself might not be offended by our show.\
83	'''Reviewer''': I have every right to tell people what I think of your show.\
84	'''Spanky''': ''Yes''! BUT PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE NOT OUR AUDIENCE, ASSHOLE!
85	* When Xandir finds out that he's gay, after taking the trial of the Woodbeast that cuts the hand off anyone gay, he locks himself in the bathroom to try another gay test.
86	-->'''Foxxy''': What? The only test in there is a pregnancy test!\
87	'''Xandir''': [[MisterSeahorse Great, now I have two problems.]]
88	* One of the earlier examples of Foxy never remembering anyone's name occurs when they lock Toot inside a closet because she wouldn't shut up about the Weinermobile, only to learn she was right about it.
89	-->'''Foxxy''': I can't believe we forgot about you Took.\
90	'''Toot''': My name is TOOT!\
91	'''Foxxy:''' (''bluntly'') I'm pretty sure you're wrong.\
92	'''Toot''': ''I know my own NAME!''\
93	'''Foxxy''': Anyways we sorry fatass.
94	* The ending to "The Lemon AIDS Walk" when Captain Hero has "won" the AIDS walk (by brutally murdering or injuring every other walker before they finished a single lap), all in memory of his dead friend WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}, he sees a vision of him in the sky.
95	-->'''Captain Hero''': Who the hell is that asshole?
96	** Keep in mind Hero said his name less than five seconds before.
97	** Also from that same episode, Hero befriends Popeye after he begins taking steroids so he can win the AIDS Walk, and at one point, we get this line.
98	--->'''Hero''': Me and Popeye were getting bigger than we ever imagined! Soon we'd become so powerful [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack we'd rule the galaxy as father and son]]! Which, unless I've become completely misguided, is why I started taking steroids in the first place.
99	** Other steroid takers at the gym that are seen while Hero and Popeye are going off to work out/juice include [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk The Hulk]], [[ComicBook/FantasticFour The Thing]], [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse He-Man]], [[WesternAnimation/SheRaPrincessOfPower She-Ra]], and ComicBook/SpiderMan (although we can only see his feet.)
100	** Captain Hero saying the only things he's addicted to are fighting crimes, making lists of threes...and promptly stops.
101	* "ACTIVATE HERO SHIELD!"
102	** To specify, the "Hero Shield" involves Captain Hero grabbing a random bystander and using them to shield himself from bullets.
103	* "Breakfast Food Killer" is one long Moment Of Funny. Of special note is:
104	** Quackers, a parody of the Trix Rabbit, scaring the crap out of two kids to get the UPC codes from their cereal boxes. Then a group of cereal mascots show up wanting the UPC codes for themselves. When Quackers refuses, the cloaked leader (actually Frankenberry in disguise) has the Soggies beat him to a pulp.
105	--->'''Quackers:''' I'll never tell, [[TemptingFate you'll have to kill me first!]]\
106	'''Frankenberry:''' Oh, looks like someone hasn't been getting his daily requirement of iron. Soggies? The Soggies beat the shit out of Quackers with tire irons
107	** The mascot named Violent Retard, who isn't a cereal mascot at all, but the others are just too afraid of him to tell him to leave.
108	** Wooldoor's welcome party, which is a scene for scene parody of Film/BoogieNights, which is lampshaded by Toot.
109	--->'''Toot''': This was supposed to be all mine! The cereal, the crappy friends, the word-for-word Boogie Nights parody, if you can call lazy plagiarism a parody!
110	** The ''Good Times'' RunningGag. When a one-off character dies in the episode, someone says, "We'll always remember the good times", at which point the theme to ''Series/GoodTimes'' plays and the last several scenes are redone but with everyone sporting an afro before cutting to a parody of the painting from the show.
111	* In the episode "Nipple Ring Ring Goes To Foster Care", Ling-Ling is taken away by child services when its revealed he's only 3 years old, though considered an adult by his species standards. Foxxy laments the loss of Ling-Ling, as now the housemates fingernails are long and unmanicured, the zen garden is a mess, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice their Tibetans have way too much freedom without a Chinese person around to oppress them]].
112	-->'''Foxxy:''' Living without an Asian is like living WITH a Jewish woman. Horrible and I have no idea how or why anyone would tolerate it.
113	** Meanwhile, Captain Hero is struck by lightning when a nipple ring he constructed out of the speaker from a See-And-Say he smashed conducts lightning during a thunderstorm. The lightning charged speaker allows him to talk to his past teenage self in Smalltown, 1986, a pathetic, squeaky TotallyRadical loser. However, rather than giving his past self genuine advice, Hero uses the speaker to trick his teenaged self into a variety of humiliating acts, such as having sex with a hero sandwich, earning him the nickname "Captain Hero", and burning down the barn during a school barn dance...while having sex with a hero sandwich. [[StableTimeLoop In the end Hero reveals he's only doing this because someone did it to HIM as a teenager, not realizing that he's part of a time loop]].
114	* The racist Walrus cutaway joke in "Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!" that involves being deader than a racist walrus lost in the Detroit projects after dark.
115	** "Don't any of you [[http://www.rsdb.org/slur/schwoogie schwoogies]] have jobs?" "The HELL YOU SAY-?!"
116	* The episode "Freaks and Greeks" has a ton of noteworthy moments, including:
117	** The a-plot which revolves around Captain Hero attempting to pledge to a fraternity that just moved in next door? The problem? Its not a fraternity, its a family of Greek immigrants, Hero misunderstood the mailman when he said some Greeks had moved in.
118	** Hero keeps roofying himself, with stuff that isn't roofies.
119	--->'''Xandir''': That wasnt a roofie Hero, that was a tic-tac.\
120	'''Hero''': ''(lying on the floor pretending to be passed out)'' Are you guys going to fuck me or not?
121	** The b-plot revolving around Ling-Ling's dad coming to live at the house and falling in love with Toot, who isnt interested at first, but quickly changes her tune when she finds out he's rich.
122	--->'''Toot''': [[EveryoneHasStandards I'm not that fat, old man!]]
123	** And the reason for why Ling-Ling's Dad likes Toot so much.
124	--->'''Dad''': But she has such tiny feet!\
125	'''Ling-Ling''': Those are ''her nipples!!''
126	** Hero forming his own frat and tries to become rivals with the "frat" next door with various WackyFratboyHijinx, in a montage set to the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper. Unfortunately, due to said neighbors not being an actual frat, and the usual over-the-top violence, it becomes less like hijinx and more like a harassment campaign, including TP'ing their house, a panty raid that more resembles a violent breakin, smashing their "parade float", which just consists of smashing their car with baseball bats with them still inside, and [[CrossesTheLineTwice burning a cross on their lawn while wearing Klan outfits]].
127	** They almost get arrested when the cops show up looking for "a talking banana and some fag in a Peter Pan outfit", which seems like it's just descriptions of Wooldoor and Xandir... only for the next scene to show Hero kicking two new pledges matching those exact descriptions out of the frat for going too far.
128	--->'''Banana''': But how will the frat get its potassium?!
129	** By the end, Captain Hero goes and steals their frat mascot, i.e. ''their daughter.''
130	* The entire ''Film/HomeAlone'' reference during Clara's side of the plot in "Lost In Parking Space" part 1.
131	* Captain Hero wants advice on the firearms debate, so he goes to the Federation of Justice...which is actually just a group of homeless people who he's given hero names to, like "Festering Lesion Man" and "Screeching, Cackling, Covered in his own Feces Man".
132	-->'''Crack Addict''': I'll suck your d*** for a dollar!\
133	'''Hero''': No time, Music/WhitneyHouston Man!
134	** Why does he insist on calling them the Federation of Justice? Because they squat under a billboard with an advertisment for "Just Rice".
135	* Captain Hero buying guns from a vending machine.
136	-->'''Captain Hero''': Soon, I'll have more arms than the wackiest god in all of India!
137	* Pretty much everything about Foxxy's sex ed lesson in "Clara's Dirty Little Secret", especially because of her referring to the male and female genitals as "pee-pee" and "gi-gi" respectively and Wooldoor sitting on her lap the whole time.
138	* "Captain Girl"
139	** Captain Hero finds a Mad Libs from the villain the Mad Libber and asks the rest of the cast to help him fill it out. For some reason, they tell him to fill out every single blank with "penis".
140	** Later, when trying to make sense of the note so that he can stop the Mad Libber, Wooldoor asks how you horribly penis someone. Spanky responds by unzipping his pants while stating that he's only going to demonstrate one more time.
141	** After getting Spanky to at least use "penis" to fill only one space when making revisions to the note, Wooldoor comes to the conclusion that the Mad Libber is orchestrating his scheme from the Penis Tower. Sure enough, he finds the villain at a very phallic building.
142	* The scene in the movie where Foxy Love suggests that they can listen to the commentary to escape out of the sinking carriage:
143	-->'''Xandir:''' Commentary?\
144	'''Foxxy:''' Comminary. They usually have director's comminsary on these things. Let's listen to the comminary. Maybe they'll tell us how to get out of here!\
145	''(The commentary starts)''\
146	'''Wooldor:''' I hear them! Help! How do we get out of here?\
147	'''Foxxy:''' Shut the fuck up and listen!
148	* When Clara almost succeeds in persuading the king that she is a real princess by singing and summoning animals only for her to snap and slap Xandir in the face with a bird which accidentally kills it just because he cheered for her
149	-->'''Clara:''' For fuck's sake, Xandir! l'm trying to impress the goddamn king! And l can't fucking sing if you keep flapping those dick-sucking lips of yours!
150	* Dumpy the Wasteman. A parody of Frosty, but made of medical waste. He only says one thing:
151	-->'''Dumpy:''' KILL MEEEEEEEEE!
152	* After Clara assumes the Rapture happened and everyone else was sent to Heaven except her (they weren't, they just went to the mall without her) she decides to devote herself to Satan. She then appears at the Hot Topic torture dungeon (where various cartoons are imprisoned and tortured by paying customers like in ''Film/{{Hostel}}'') and is ready to torture Foxxy, whose screams of pain are cut with pointing holes in Clara's "Logic." Like, how could Foxxy be here if she was supposedly "Raptured." When Clara explains she saw everyone's clothes on the floor and thought the Rapture happened, Foxxy bluntly responds "[[GenreSavvy I could see that]]."
153	-->'''Foxxy''': AAAAAAAAH-uhhhh Clara? If we was all "Raptured up to heaven," ''why would I still be here?''\
154	'''Clara''': Hmm, I don't know Foxxy. Maybe THIS will loosen your tongue!\
155	(''Clara [[{{Fingore}} rips off Foxxy's fingernail]]'')\
156	'''Foxxy''': [[MoodWhiplash AAAAAAAAH-uhhh Clara? I really wish you wouldn't do that anymore.]]
157	** Oh, and why was she at Hot Topic in the first place? She thought the UPS guy asking for her signature was Satan himself there to force her to accept the Mark of The Beast, and decided to embrace evil. When the UPS guy got horrified at her violent rampage, she declared that "Satan had grown weak" and set out to become more evil on her own, eventually being led to the mall.
158	** Foxxy's description of Hot Topic:
159	--->'''Foxxy''': They got everything a suicidal preteen could want! [[MoodWhiplash Except for parents who'll listen.]]
160	** One of the cartoon characters being tortured is WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}!
161	--->'''Daria''': with a nail driven into her eye This is men's fault...
162	** Meanwhile, most of the other characters have spent the episode stranded in the mall parking lot after being trapped in the show van due to Xandir, who was team leader, parking too close to two other cars, meaning they can't open the doors. Everyone treats it like they've been stranded on a deserted island or a mountain, Xandir almost immediately goes insane with guilt over getting them stuck and escapes through the sunroof (which no one else bothers trying) and spends the rest of the episode under the tutilage of two homeless guys teaching him the joys of abandoning your responsibilities, and everyone else quickly go ''Literature/LordOfTheFlies'' on each other.
163	** Captain Hero assumes tyrannical control with the only gun (because as usual, he forgot about his powers), and Foxy decides someone has to seduce Hero into dropping his guard... cut to Woldoor dressed in Dutch clothing with a faux-dutch accent.
164	--->'''Woldoor''': Oh Captain, you're so big ''unt'' strong, please teach me to wrestle with our shirts off?\
165	'''Foxy''': Anyone expect this WOULDN'T go gay?
166	* One episode has the cast get a review from Entertainment Weekly, telling them that their show isn't funny. Spanky Ham rallies the cast (sans Xander and Hero, who are wrapped up in their own plot) to storm the Entertainment Weekly building so they'll never make fun of them again. Cue an epic ATeamMontage where they build a badass custom-made vehicle, followed by them driving it out of the garage...[[EpicFail and straight into a tree]].
167	* In "Foxxy vs the Board of Education", one of the anime characters hired to take the SAT test is Sailor Moon. Why is this funny? Because any ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' fan knows that Usagi was a terrible student.
168	** In the Uncut version, ''every student'' in the SAT class room is an asian filling in for a white person.
169	** The BigBad of the episode turns out to be [[VisualPun The Board of Education]], an animate and super-intelligent wooden board, who's in charge of the U.S school system.
170	--> '''Foxxy''': Holy crap, you're from the ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock'' gang!
171	** The Board of Education's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9om4bhofrWA evil plan]], explained through his VillainSong; the U.S education system has been rigged against the African-American population to keep them ignorant enough to fall for the "Bling" subculture. Since standard education doesn't generate much profit, the Board came up with the whole concept of Bling, but since it consists almost entirerly of selling worthless crap to idiots, it required keeping a demographic dumb enough to buy it.
172	--> '''Board''': Being the genius that I am, I combined two time-honored American ways of achieving wealth; selling stupid stuff to suckers and exploting the black man!

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