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--> '''Oghren''': ''[cackles]'' Asschabs![[note]]Even funnier is the origin of the term: During production, the writers would suffer from what was coined "Chair Butt"; essentially when your backside goes numb from sitting in the same uncomfortable chair every day. As it stood, the writers formed the '''Ass'''ociation of '''Cha'''ir '''B'''utt '''S'''ufferrers, or "AssChaBS" for short. At which point they realized that "Asschabs" sounds ''exactly''like something would say and cackle about for no reason.[[/note]]\\
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--> '''Oghren''': ''[cackles]'' Asschabs![[note]]Even funnier is the origin of the term: During production, the writers would suffer from what was coined "Chair Butt"; essentially when your backside goes numb from sitting in the same uncomfortable chair every day. As it stood, the writers formed the '''Ass'''ociation of '''Cha'''ir '''B'''utt '''S'''ufferrers, or "AssChaBS" "[=AssChaBS=]" for short. At which point they realized that "Asschabs" sounds ''exactly''like something would say and cackle about for no reason.[[/note]]\\
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--> '''Oghren''': ''[cackles]'' Asschabs!\\
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--> '''Oghren''': ''[cackles]'' Asschabs!\\Asschabs![[note]]Even funnier is the origin of the term: During production, the writers would suffer from what was coined "Chair Butt"; essentially when your backside goes numb from sitting in the same uncomfortable chair every day. As it stood, the writers formed the '''Ass'''ociation of '''Cha'''ir '''B'''utt '''S'''ufferrers, or "AssChaBS" for short. At which point they realized that "Asschabs" sounds ''exactly''like something would say and cackle about for no reason.[[/note]]\\
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--->'''Warden''': Imagine a storybook wedding. This was the opposite.
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--->'''Warden''': Imagine a storybook wedding. [[{{Dissimile}} This was the opposite.]]
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--->'''Male Cousland''': No fewer than three, if you please.
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** Alternatively if you play as a Female Human Noble
--->'''Fergus''': When there's a man in your life, you'll understand.
--->'''Male Cousland''': No fewer than three, if you please.
--->'''Oriana''': Such a thing would bring shame upon this house, Sister. But if it's true, you must be discreet.
--->'''Fergus''': I'm... not sure how I should take that, love.
--->'''Oriana''': As the advice of a practical Antivan woman, my dear.
--->'''Fergus''': When there's a man in your life, you'll understand.
--->'''Male Cousland''': No fewer than three, if you please.
--->'''Oriana''': Such a thing would bring shame upon this house, Sister. But if it's true, you must be discreet.
--->'''Fergus''': I'm... not sure how I should take that, love.
--->'''Oriana''': As the advice of a practical Antivan woman, my dear.
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*** You can go UpToEleven and have Zevran come along for a ''foursome''.
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*** You can go UpToEleven up to eleven and have Zevran come along for a ''foursome''.
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* If you give Leliana a pet nug, she names it Schmooples... [[TastesLikeDiabetes much to the annoyance of Oghren.]] [[note]]It's the equivalent of having a chicken for a pet.[[/note]]
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* If you give Leliana a pet nug, she names it Schmooples... [[TastesLikeDiabetes [[SickeninglySweet much to the annoyance of Oghren.]] [[note]]It's the equivalent of having a chicken for a pet.[[/note]]
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* A codex entry reveals why your dog wasn't with you in ''Awakening'': [[ReallyGetsAround he's been single-handedly rebuilding Ferelden's population of war-dogs.]] Apparently, being a hound who helped end the Blight, he's been highly valued as a stud.
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** The best part of this is that, as Rica lampshaded, Berath allowed this because [[ActuallyPrettyFunny he actually find it amusing]].
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** The best part of this is that, as Rica lampshaded, Berath allowed Beraht allows this because [[ActuallyPrettyFunny he actually find finds it amusing]].
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* The fact that this quest, which involves finding the worldly remains of the setting's major religious figure, is a ''side'' quest. It isn't even the most interesting thing the Warden did that year.
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* The fact that this quest, which involves finding the worldly remains of the setting's major religious figure, is a ''side'' quest. It isn't even the most interesting thing the Warden did that year. It get better in ''Inquisition'', when a Codex mention that the Warden never shared this quest with anyone, meaning that finding the worldly remains of this setting's version of Jesus wasn't even worth of mention.
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** The best part of this is that, as Rica lampshaded, Berath allowed this because [[ActuallyPrettyFunny he actually find it amusing]].
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* This exchange between Oghren and Alistair:
-->'''Oghren''': Yep, lotta tension around here.
-->'''Alistair''': You think so? Do you?
-->'''Oghren''': Know what I do to relieve tension?
-->'''Alistair''': I hesitate to wonder.
-->'''Oghren''': I polish the 'ol weapon. (chuckles)
-->'''Alistair''': Really?
-->'''Oghren''': Yep. Give it a good shine with a dry rag. Then with a little grease.
-->'''Alistair''': That's disgusting!
-->'''Oghren''': You're telling me you never gave your blade the 'ol spit shine?
-->'''Alistair''': I think that's private.
-->'''Oghren''': Really? (chuckles) Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open.
-->'''Alistair''': Where people can ''SEE'' you?
-->'''Oghren''': Yep!
-->'''Alistair''': Wait... What are you talking about?
-->'''Oghren''': What are ''YOU'' talking about?
-->'''Oghren''': Yep, lotta tension around here.
-->'''Alistair''': You think so? Do you?
-->'''Oghren''': Know what I do to relieve tension?
-->'''Alistair''': I hesitate to wonder.
-->'''Oghren''': I polish the 'ol weapon. (chuckles)
-->'''Alistair''': Really?
-->'''Oghren''': Yep. Give it a good shine with a dry rag. Then with a little grease.
-->'''Alistair''': That's disgusting!
-->'''Oghren''': You're telling me you never gave your blade the 'ol spit shine?
-->'''Alistair''': I think that's private.
-->'''Oghren''': Really? (chuckles) Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open.
-->'''Alistair''': Where people can ''SEE'' you?
-->'''Oghren''': Yep!
-->'''Alistair''': Wait... What are you talking about?
-->'''Oghren''': What are ''YOU'' talking about?
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* Some of the names and nicknames on [[LongList the Statement of Defiance at Soldier's Peak]] are pretty amusing. "Chair-Thrower Lopez", "Allan the Quibbler", "Dustin the Colour-Blind", "Ebenger of [[EverythingsBetterWithCows the Bovine Brethren]]", "[[ShoutOut Jason sans les Argonauts]]", "Om the Stretched", "Weak Eye Santos"...
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* Some of the names and nicknames on [[LongList the Statement of Defiance at Soldier's Peak]] are pretty amusing. "Chair-Thrower Lopez", "Allan the Quibbler", "Dustin the Colour-Blind", "Ebenger of [[EverythingsBetterWithCows the Bovine Brethren]]", Brethren", "[[ShoutOut Jason sans les Argonauts]]", "Om the Stretched", "Weak Eye Santos"...
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'''Morrigan''': ''Nuzzle''?!\\
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'''Morrigan''': ''(alarmed)'' ''Nuzzle''?!\\
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* When you go to fight the brutal BonusBoss Flemeth, they start neutral. This means you can literally fill the area with traps and the second the battle begins, the traps all go off at once. Sometimes, you can even [[CherryTapping kill the boss this way]].
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* When you go to fight the brutal BonusBoss Flemeth, they start neutral.neutral to the player. This means you can literally fill the area with traps and the second the battle begins, the traps all go off at once. Sometimes, you can even [[CherryTapping [[DeathOfAThousandCuts kill the boss this way]].way]] by CherryTapping them to death.
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-->'''Zevran''': I must say, dear woman, I rather like this change in you.
-->'''Leliana''': That's nice, but I'm not sleeping with you.
-->'''Zevran''': Oh I can think of many other things that we could do other than sleep.
-->'''Leliana''': Oh? Then let's see what's in thouse trousers. I like to make informed decisions, after all.
-->'''Zevran''': Oooh. That's rather saucy of you, isn't it? You really have changed!
-->'''Leliana''': Yes, yes. I don't see those trousers coming down, however, do I?
-->'''Zevran''': Err... you just want me to show you? Right here?
-->'''Leliana''': Why not? Aren't you the shameless lothario you claim to be? There are rumors about you elves and I intend to see them proved untrue before I even consider a tumble.
-->'''Zevran''': On second thought, perhaps you've traveled to an awkward place where I dare not follow...
-->'''Leliana''': I thought as much.
-->'''Zevran''': I must say, dear woman, I rather like this change in you.
-->'''Leliana''': That's nice, but I'm not sleeping with you.
-->'''Zevran''': Oh I can think of many other things that we could do other than sleep.
-->'''Leliana''': Oh? Then let's see what's in thouse trousers. I like to make informed decisions, after all.
-->'''Zevran''': Oooh. That's rather saucy of you, isn't it? You really have changed!
-->'''Leliana''': Yes, yes. I don't see those trousers coming down, however, do I?
-->'''Zevran''': Err... you just want me to show you? Right here?
-->'''Leliana''': Why not? Aren't you the shameless lothario you claim to be? There are rumors about you elves and I intend to see them proved untrue before I even consider a tumble.
-->'''Zevran''': On second thought, perhaps you've traveled to an awkward place where I dare not follow...
-->'''Leliana''': I thought as much.
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-->'''Warden''': You're surrounded by darkspawn corpses, what happened here?\\
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'''Warden''': You're surrounded by darkspawn
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-->'''Wynne:''' Young man, come out this instant.\\
'''Bevin:''' I...yes, ma'am.
'''Bevin:''' I...yes, ma'am.
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* You get the option several times to be a ServileSnarker to Beraht.
-->'''Beraht:''' And I get to join the family and be called "my lord" for the rest of the little prince's life.\\
'''Brosca:''' And her son'll call you uncle and you'll visit on name-days?\\
''*later*''\\
'''Brosca:''' Let me guess: I don't really have a choice.\\
'''Beraht:''' You're catching on!
-->'''Beraht:''' And I get to join the family and be called "my lord" for the rest of the little prince's life.\\
'''Brosca:''' And her son'll call you uncle and you'll visit on name-days?\\
''*later*''\\
'''Brosca:''' Let me guess: I don't really have a choice.\\
'''Beraht:''' You're catching on!
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-->'''Alistair''': I was not expecting that.
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-->'''Alistair''': I was did not expecting that.see that coming.
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** And again, if you push the griffons bit when she tells the part about the Gray Wardens arrival...
--->'''Wynne''': (in a clearly exasperated tone) Yes, ''griffons'', now pay attention!
--->'''Wynne''': (in a clearly exasperated tone) Yes, ''griffons'', now pay attention!
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* Carroll, the adorable Templar guarding the crossing to the Circle Tower, is an absolute gold mine of funny lines and reactions. After he asks if he can get it on with Morrigan in exchange for getting you to the tower, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN6WJ2Pc29w she reacts with glee]] at the opportunity to seriously injure him. After deciding to take you to the tower after all, he says this to you, extremely fast.
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* Carroll, the adorable Templar guarding the crossing to the Circle Tower, is an absolute gold mine of funny lines and reactions. After he asks if he can get it on with Morrigan in exchange for getting you to the tower, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN6WJ2Pc29w com/watch?v=KPwkWvyr2uw she reacts with glee]] at the opportunity to seriously injure him. After deciding to take you to the tower after all, he says this to you, extremely fast.
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* Before the GuestStarPartyMember characters officially "leave", you can remove their equipment and watch them undergo the Joining in their underpants. One of them even tries to kill Duncan... in his underpants. It can be done solely for comedy, as you'll get their gear anyway afterwards.
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'''Morrigan''': ''(thawing)'' ''([[DefrostingIceQueen thawing]])'' Well, I suppose I... \\
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'''Leliana''': It'll be fun, I promise! We'll get some shoes too! [[WomenLoveShoes Ah, shoes]]! We could go shopping together!
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'''Leliana''': It'll be fun, I promise! We'll get some shoes too! [[WomenLoveShoes [[AllWomenLoveShoes Ah, shoes]]! We could go shopping together!
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'''Leliana''': It'll be fun, I promise! We'll get some shoes too! Ah, shoes! We could go shopping together!
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'''Leliana''': It'll be fun, I promise! We'll get some shoes too! [[WomenLoveShoes Ah, shoes! shoes]]! We could go shopping together!
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'''Leliana''': You. Playing with that kitten.\\
'''Sten''': ...There was no kitten.\\
'''Sten''': ...There was no kitten.\\
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'''Leliana''': You. Playing with [[KindheartedCatLover that kitten.kitten]].\\
'''Sten''': ...[[BlatantLies There was nokitten.kitten]].\\
'''Sten''': ...[[BlatantLies There was no
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'''Alistair''': Are you just making these up right now?\\
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'''Alistair''': [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms Are you just making these up right now?\\now]]?\\
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'''Sten''': ... That was disappointing. I expected better from you.\\
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'''Sten''': ... That was disappointing. [[VolleyingInsults I expected better from you.you]].\\
