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** Not just the pan but almost literally everything but the kitchen sink, since the fight takes place in the kitchen; if he somehow managed to disloge the sink, he'd most likely have won.

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** Not just the pan but almost literally everything but the kitchen sink, since the fight takes place in in, well, the kitchen; if he somehow managed to disloge the sink, he'd most likely have won.won outright.

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[[caption-width-right:350:"...WOOF!"]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:"...WOOF!"]]
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--> '''Cooper:''' Well maybe it's more like needing a shite. Just because you need one, it doesn't mean you drop your kegs and pinch one off.

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--> '''Cooper:''' Well maybe it's more like needing a shite. Just because you need one, it doesn't mean you drop your kegs and pinch one off.off.
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** The Punchline to the whole thing: England's 4-1 victory in the football is front page news totally overshadowing the tabloid story about the film's main plot: "Werewolves ate my platoon".

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** The Punchline to the whole thing: England's 4-1 5-1 victory in over Germany during the football World Cup is front page news totally overshadowing the tabloid story about the film's main plot: "Werewolves ate my platoon".
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** The Punchline to the whole thing: England's 4-1 victory in the football is front page news totally overshadowing the tabloid story about the film's main plot: "Werewolves ate my platoon".
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* When the squad arrives at the cottage and proceeds to clear it, Spoon creeps slowly up the stairs with his weapon drawn and whispers to himself "little pigs, little pigs... we've come to nick your video."


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* After giving everyone orders on locking down and securing the house, Cooper turns to Terry and tells him to put the kettle on, because after everything that's happened they could all do with a brew.
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* Joe spends his first scene complaining about how the exercise is going to make him miss a football match.
--> '''Joe:''' It's England v Germany. [[SeriousBusiness Full on footie war!]]
--> '''Sarge:''' [[SarcasmMode Well then it's nothing like this at all then, is it Joe?]]
--> '''Joe:''' It's just an exercise. Hardly life or death.
--> '''Spoon:''' I wouldn't bet on it Joe. You're fucking slaying me.
** Later on, Joe asks Megan if she by any chance knows who won the football. She giggles "I didn't even know there was a game on". SeriousBusiness returns again as Joe sighs "it's not a game".


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* Upon being brief on what precisely they're up against, Joe rants that "this is so fucking ''bone''!"
--> '''Cooper:''' Anything else?
--> '''Megan:''' Yeah. What does 'bone' mean?
--> '''Spoon:''' (''as if reading from a dictionary'') Bone - bollocks, naff.
--> '''Joe:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Not. Very. Good.]]


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* When Joe decides to break into the barn to start the Land Rover, Cooper notes that he'll need a decoy - "Something fast and loud" - cue him and Joe looking at Spoon instantly. Then Megan and even Ryan do. It takes Spoon a second or two to get it.
** Spoon's method of drawing the werewolves' attention - light a flare and bellow out "come on and have a go if you think you're hard enough!", sounding [[OopNorth especially northern]].
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* After Ryan's transformation, Wells picks up a stick, and throws it yelling "Fetch!"

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* After Ryan's transformation, Wells picks up a stick, having had to grab around for something while also keeping his gaze on the table Ryan was hiding under, and throws it yelling "Fetch!"
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* One trailer briefed the audience on the situation and asked them who they thought would crack first. The next caption says "did you choose the woman?" - cue montage of Megan shooting the guns and demonstrating she is ''not'' a DistressedDamsel. The trailer finishes with "don't be so sexist."

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* One trailer briefed the audience on the situation and asked them who they thought would crack first. The next caption says says, "did you choose the woman?" - cue montage of Megan shooting the guns and demonstrating she is ''not'' a DistressedDamsel.DamselInDistress. The trailer finishes with "don't be so sexist."
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* One of the werewolves lowers its monstrous maw to inspect Sam - who, in calm curiosity, stares right back, and barks.
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** Not just the pan but almost literally everything but the kitchen sink, since the fight takes place in the kitchen; if he somehow managed to disloge the sink, he'd most likely have won.

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* The campfire scene gets interrupted by a falling dead cow. Terry panics and starts shooting, while Spoon is howling with laughter (the others remind him they're only firing blanks). Terry still wants to call it in.
--> '''Sarge:''' I'm not about to break radio silence because you lot got spooked by a dead flying [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] cow!



* Terry inadvertently saving Sam the dog's life (Ryan was about to shoot him to make him stop barking)... by vomiting all over Ryan's head.

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* Terry inadvertently saving Sam the dog's life (Ryan was about to shoot him to make him stop barking)... by vomiting all over Ryan's head. Ryan's TranquilFury as he mutters "well that's bloody charming, that is..." just makes the scene.



** And when introducing the other men to Megan, Cooper refers to Terry as "the vomiting cavalier".



-->'''Spoon''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' I love it when a posh girl talks dirty!

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-->'''Spoon''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' I love it when a posh girl talks dirty!dirty!
* Sarge and Cooper's conflicting analogies of what a werewolf transformation must be like.
--> '''Sarge:''' Maybe it's like when you have to take a piss or something, I don't know. When you gotta go, you have to fucking go.
--> '''Cooper:''' Well maybe it's more like needing a shite. Just because you need one, it doesn't mean you drop your kegs and pinch one off.
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* One trailer briefed the audience on the situation and asked them who they thought would crack first. The next caption says "did you choose the woman?" - cue montage of Megan shooting the guns and demonstrating she is ''not'' a DistressedDamsel. The trailer finishes with "don't be so sexist."

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* One trailer briefed the audience on the situation and asked them who they thought would crack first. The next caption says "did you choose the woman?" - cue montage of Megan shooting the guns and demonstrating she is ''not'' a DistressedDamsel. The trailer finishes with "don't be so sexist.""
* Spoon is sprinting for safety as Megan prepares to haul him in through a window.
-->'''Megan''': MOVE YOUR [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] ASS, SOLDIER! COME ON!
-->'''Spoon''': I'm tryin'!
-->''[They haul Spoon in through the window and he comes crashing to the floor]''
-->'''Spoon''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' I love it when a posh girl talks dirty!
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* Near the end, Wells is hiding in a closet, and holding off a werewolf with an [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised]] AerosolFlamethrower, and yells at it, "Go away!" The choice of words, and the tone he says them in, just seem rather hilariously out of place given the context.

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* Near the end, Wells is hiding in a closet, and holding off a werewolf with an [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised]] AerosolFlamethrower, and yells at it, "Go away!" The choice of words, and the tone he says them in, just seem rather hilariously out of place given the context.context.
* One trailer briefed the audience on the situation and asked them who they thought would crack first. The next caption says "did you choose the woman?" - cue montage of Megan shooting the guns and demonstrating she is ''not'' a DistressedDamsel. The trailer finishes with "don't be so sexist."
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* Spoon fighting with a werewolf. In hand-to-hand combat. With a FryingPanOfDoom. And ''winning''.
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* After Ryan's transformation, Wells picks up a stick, and throws it yelling "Fetch!"
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** It's made even funnier thanks to the DVDCommentary: According to Sean Pertwee, he really did down three quarters of a bottle of brandy, and Kevin [=McKidd=] wasn't in a very good mood. Pertwee said something that upset [=McKidd=], and thus the latter's punches - right in Pertwee's face - were entirely real, and he was too pissed to realise it until the next day.

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** It's made even funnier thanks to the DVDCommentary: According to Sean Pertwee, Creator/SeanPertwee, he really did down three quarters of a bottle of brandy, and Kevin [=McKidd=] wasn't in a very good mood. Pertwee said something that upset [=McKidd=], and thus the latter's punches - right in Pertwee's face - were entirely real, and he was too pissed to realise it until the next day.
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* Near the end, Wells is hiding in a closet, and holding off a werewolf with an [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised]] AerosolFlamethrower, and yells at it, "Go away!" The choice of words, and the tone he says them in, just seem rather hilariously out of place given the context.
* After a second werewolf interrupts Spoon's NoHoldsBarredBeatdown on another werewolf, his response:
-->'''Spoon:''' I hope I give you the shits you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] wimp.*[[SpitefulSpit spits gum into werewolf's face]]*

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* Near the end, Wells is hiding in a closet, and holding off a werewolf with an [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised]] AerosolFlamethrower, and yells at it, "Go away!" The choice of words, and the tone he says them in, just seem rather hilariously out of place given the context.
* After a second werewolf interrupts Spoon's NoHoldsBarredBeatdown on another werewolf, his response:
-->'''Spoon:''' I hope I give you the shits you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] wimp.*[[SpitefulSpit spits gum into werewolf's face]]*
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* Near the end, Wells is hiding in a closet, and holding off a werewolf with an [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised]] AerosolFlamethrower, and yells at it, "Go away!" The choice of words, and the tone he says them in, just seem rather hilariously out of place given the context.

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* Near the end, Wells is hiding in a closet, and holding off a werewolf with an [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised]] AerosolFlamethrower, and yells at it, "Go away!" The choice of words, and the tone he says them in, just seem rather hilariously out of place given the context.context.
*After a second werewolf interrupts Spoon's NoHoldsBarredBeatdown on another werewolf, his response:
-->'''Spoon:''' I hope I give you the shits you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] wimp.*[[SpitefulSpit spits gum into werewolf's face]]*
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** It's made even funnier thanks to the DVDCommentary: According to Sean Pertwee, he really did down three quarters of a bottle of brandy, and Kevin [=McKidd=] wasn't in a very good mood. Pertwee said something that upset [=McKidd=], and thus the latter's punches - right in Pertwee's face - were entirely real, and he was too pissed to realise it until the next day.
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* Terry inadvertently saving Sam the dog's life (Ryan was about to shoot him to stop him barking)... by vomiting all over Ryan's head.

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* Terry inadvertently saving Sam the dog's life (Ryan was about to shoot him to make him stop him barking)... by vomiting all over Ryan's head.
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* Near the end, Wells is hiding in a closet, and holding off a werewolf with an [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised]] flamethrower (the usual aerosol-and-match combo), and yells at it, "Go away!" The choice of words, and the tone he says them in, just seem rather hilariously out of place given the context.

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* Near the end, Wells is hiding in a closet, and holding off a werewolf with an [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised]] flamethrower (the usual aerosol-and-match combo), AerosolFlamethrower, and yells at it, "Go away!" The choice of words, and the tone he says them in, just seem rather hilariously out of place given the context.
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* During the siege, Spoon is frantically trying to nail a door shut. Cue a werewolf shoving its hand through the letterbox. Spoon's reaction? Hammer the bastard's fingers!

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* During the siege, Spoon is frantically trying to nail a door shut. Cue a werewolf shoving its hand through the letterbox. Spoon's reaction? Hammer the bastard's fingers!fingers!
** Earlier, Joe is shooting at one of the werewolves through a window with a shotgun. The werewolf's response? Grab the gun from him, shoot at ''him'' with it (he jumps out of the way in time), and then toss it back in after him.
* Near the end, Wells is hiding in a closet, and holding off a werewolf with an [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised]] flamethrower (the usual aerosol-and-match combo), and yells at it, "Go away!" The choice of words, and the tone he says them in, just seem rather hilariously out of place given the context.

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* This little gem from Terry, who has just emptied the contents of his stomach all over the place:

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* This little gem from Terry, who has just emptied Terry inadvertently saving Sam the contents of his stomach dog's life (Ryan was about to shoot him to stop him barking)... by vomiting all over the place:Ryan's head.
** A short while later, Terry utters this gem after Cooper asks him if he's okay:
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** Earlier during the same scene, Wells glances down at his exposed intestines:
--> '''Wells:''' Sausages.
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--> '''Terry:''' I've got a real craving for a kebab.

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--> '''Terry:''' I've got a real craving for a kebab.kebab.
* During the siege, Spoon is frantically trying to nail a door shut. Cue a werewolf shoving its hand through the letterbox. Spoon's reaction? Hammer the bastard's fingers!
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--> '''Megan:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Would you like to be alone]]?

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--> '''Megan:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Would you like to be alone]]?alone]]?
* This little gem from Terry, who has just emptied the contents of his stomach all over the place:
--> '''Terry:''' I've got a real craving for a kebab.

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