Existing 87 is an unemployable introvert. His free time is spent looking out of the window at his vibrant, tranquil home village; attending printed, visual and audible recordings, watching telly with his family, and planning a series of novels. He also enjoys the odd walk, bookshop visit and cinematic excursion.
This intermittent online commentator provides examples of:
- Asperger's Syndrome: Yes. Solitary playground wanders, inordinate timidity, social misinterpretation and failure to grasp instruction raised a few eyebrows.
- Big Eater: Always have been. Some brains, it's thought, don't process pleasurable sensation as closely as others, so feel a need to eat more. Apparently, being on the autistic spectrum may cause this.
- Basement-Dweller: Live with me parents. Don't see what's wrong with being close to your family. Anyway, spatial and cognitive impairment rather limit my job prospects.
- Country Mouse: Live in a rural area, and used to help with basic stuff on me Dad's farm.
- Fat Slob: Defied; can't abide mess.
- Formerly Fat: Aged seventeen, lost five stone for an operation. Later put a bit back on, though.
- Gentle Giant: Quite tall and broad, and highly averse to confrontation.
- No Sense of Direction: I don't so much get lost as turn around to find things magically aren't there anymore.
- Oop North: Aye.
- Shrinking Violet: Inordinately sensitive to raised or sharpened voices. Apparently, Asperger's may inhibit desensitisation.
- Super OCD
Started the following pages:
Audio Plays
- Big Finish Doctor Who 250 The Monsters Of Gokroth
- Big Finish Doctor Who 251 The Moons Of Vulpana
- Big Finish Doctor Who 252 An Alien Werewolf In London
- Big Finish Doctor Who 203 Terror Of The Sontarans
- Big Finish Doctor Who 260 Dark Universe
- The Flying Dutchman/Displaced
- The Grey Man of the Mountain
- Independence Day UK
Creators
Literature
- Once
- The Magic Cottage
- The Ghosts of Sleath
- The Secret of Crickley Hall
- Ash
- Others
- Sepulchre
- World-Eater
- Room 13
- The "Nightmare Fuel" and "Heartwarming" pages for James Herbert.
- Portent
- Creed
- Brother In The Land
- Fluke
- Inside the Worm
- The Dark
- The "Awesome" page for Fat.
- The World of Lightness
- The Recap page for Past Doctor Adventures
- Illegal Alien
- Matrix
- The Spear
- Storm Harvest
- Prime Time
- Loving the Alien
- World Game
- Haunting Christmas Tales
- The "Funny" page for the Johnny Maxwell Trilogy
- Players
- Moon (1985)
- The Thousand Eyes Of Night
- The Jonah
Live Action Film
- The "Characters," "Tearjerker" "Heartwarming" and "Funny" pages for Hello Mary-Lou: Prom Night II.
- X the Unknown, and Nightmare Fuel page.
- Invaders from Mars (1986)
- Paperhouse
- The Nightmare Fuel page for InvadersFromMars1986
- The Nightmare Fuel page for The Devil Rides Out
- The "characters" page for Event Horizon.
Live Action TV
- The "recap" page for Are You Afraid of the Dark?
- The Tale of the Phantom Cab
- The Tale of the Lonely Ghost
- The Tale of Laughing in the Dark
- The Tale of the Twisted Claw
- The Tale of the Super Specs
- The Tale of the Captured Souls
- The Tale of the Hungry Hounds
- The Tale of the Nightly Neighbours
- The Tale of the Sorceror’s Apprentice
- The Tale of the Prom Queen
- The Tale of Jake and the Leprechaun
- The Tale of the Dark Music
- The Tale of the Pinball Wizard
- The Tale of the Final Wish
- The Tale of the Midnight Madness
- The Tale of Locker 22
- The Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor
- The Tale of the Dream Machine
- The Tale of the Frozen Ghost
- The Tale of the Whispering Walls
- The Tale of the Full Moon
- Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle
- The Tale of the Magician’s Assistant
- The Tale of the Hatching
- The Tale of Old Man Corcoran
- The Tale of the Midnight Ride
- The Tale of the Apartment 214
- The Tale of Watcher’s Woods
- The Tale of the Phone Police
- The Tale of the Dollmaker
- The Tale of the Bookish Babysitter
- The Tale of the Carved Stone
- The Tale of the Guardian’s Curse
- The Tale of the Curious Camera
- The Tale of the Dream Girl
- The Tale of the Quicksilver
- The Tale of the Crimson Clown
- The Tale of the Dangerous Soup
- The Tale of the Renegade Virus
- The Tale of the Water Demons
- The Tale of Cutter’s Treasure - part 1
- The Tale of Cutter’s Treasure - part 2
- The Tale of the Quiet Librarian
- The Tale of the Silent Servant
- The Tale of the Room for Rent
- The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner
- The Tale of the Fire Ghost
- The Tale of the Closet Keepers
- The Tale of the Unfinished Painting
- The Tale of Train Magic
- The Tale of the Dead Man’s Float
- The Tale of the Jagged Sign
- The Tale of Station 109.1
- The Tale of the Mystical Mirror
- The Tale of Prisoner’s Past
- The Tale of C7
- The Tale of the Manaha
- The Tale of the Unexpected Visitor
- The Tale of the Chameleons
- The Tale of the Vacant Lot
- The Tale of a Door Unlocked
- The Tale of the Night Shift
- The Tale of Badge
- The Tale of the Forever Game
- The Tale of the Gruesome Gourmets
- The Tale of the Zombie Dice
- The Tale of the Misfortune Cookie
- The Tale of Jake the Snake
- The Tale of the Virtual Pets
- The Tale of the Wisdom Glass
- The screencap and synopsis for "The Tale of the Hunted"
- The Tale of the Walking Shadow
- The Tale of Oblivion
- The Tale of Vampire Town
- The synopsis and screencap for The Tale of the Secret Admirer
- The Tale of Bigfoot Ridge
- The Tale of the Silver Sight, Part 1
- Tale of the Silver Sight, part 2
- The Tale of the Silver Sight, part 3
- The Tale of the Lunar Locusts
- The Tale of the Stone Maiden
- The screencap and synopsis for The Tale of Highway 13
- The Tale of the Reanimator
- The Tale of the Time Trap
- Tale of the Photo Finish
- The screencap and synopsis for The Tale of the Last Dance
- The Tale of the Laser Maze
- The synopsis and screencap for The Tale of Many Faces
- The Tale of the Night Nurse
- The Nightmare Fuel page for Ghostwatch
- The Bones of St Nicholas for Inside No. 9.