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* The bizarre ringside commentary when Joe's faces off against the Lumberjacks:
--> '''Cotton''': ''(regarding Kate)'' These woodsmen probably haven't even smelt a woman in eight months.\\
'''Pepper''': They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
--> '''Cotton''': ''(regarding Kate)'' These woodsmen probably haven't even smelt a woman in eight months.\\
'''Pepper''': They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
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* Patches "...Bye Bye". I dont know why it just cracks me up
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* Patches "...Bye Bye". I dont know why it just cracks me upJust the way Rip Torn delivers it.
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* The guys decide to have a car wash to raise the $50,000... and unfortunately happen to pick a day when a competing car wash crew is right across the street: Beautiful ladies in bikinis. The guys only got one customer: A creepy guy who kept instructing Justin to wash his truck's wheels.
--> '''Guy''': ''(rubbing his belly)'' That's it, boy. Get in there nice and deep, like. ''(the guy's doberman barks at Justin)''
--> '''Guy''': ''(rubbing his belly)'' That's it, boy. Get in there nice and deep, like. ''(the guy's doberman barks at Justin)''
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* White: "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"
* At the tournament, White walks into a random spectator carrying a soda. He mutters "What the hell" and slaps the soda out of the poor sap's hand.
* At the tournament, White walks into a random spectator carrying a soda. He mutters "What the hell" and slaps the soda out of the poor sap's hand.
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* When Kate is in White's office, she looks at the giant painting of White wrestling a bull:
--> '''White''': Yeah, that's me, "taking the bull by the horns". It's how I handle my business. [[CaptainObvious It's a metaphor.]]\\
'''Kate''': I get it.\\
'''White''': But that actually happened, though.
** In the same scene, when White asks Kate out:
--> '''White''': We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.\\
''(Kate convulses)''\\
'''White''': Are you OK?\\
'''Kate''': I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
--> '''White''': Yeah, that's me, "taking the bull by the horns". It's how I handle my business. [[CaptainObvious It's a metaphor.]]\\
'''Kate''': I get it.\\
'''White''': But that actually happened, though.
** In the same scene, when White asks Kate out:
--> '''White''': We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.\\
''(Kate convulses)''\\
'''White''': Are you OK?\\
'''Kate''': I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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* Me'Shell walking in on White's strange pizza fetish (he was about the stuff a pizza down his pants).
--> '''White''': What is so important that you need to interrupt me in my private reflection period?
--> '''White''': What is so important that you need to interrupt me in my private reflection period?
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* Patches "...Bye Bye" I dont know why it just cracks me up
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* Patches "...Bye Bye" Bye". I dont know why it just cracks me up
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* If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball."
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* If "If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball."
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* "Who's Steve the Pirate?" (later...) "Hey look, it's Steve the Pirate"
** Explanation: [[spoiler: He doesn't recognize Steve the Pirate when he's in his pirate costume, but instead during the one time in the whole movie that he's in normal clothing.]]
** Explanation: [[spoiler: He doesn't recognize Steve the Pirate when he's in his pirate costume, but instead during the one time in the whole movie that he's in normal clothing.]]
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* "Who's Steve the Pirate?" Pirate?"
** "The only guy on our team who dresses like a pirate."
*** "There's a guy on our team dressed like a pirate?"
** (later...) "Hey look, it's Steve thePirate"
**Pirate." Explanation: [[spoiler: He doesn't recognize Steve the Pirate when he's in his pirate costume, but instead during the one time in the whole movie that he's in normal clothing.]]
** "The only guy on our team who dresses like a pirate."
*** "There's a guy on our team dressed like a pirate?"
** (later...) "Hey look, it's Steve the
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** In the theatrical cut, he says, "poopie-flavored lollipop", which is just as funny (and gross).
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** In the theatrical cut, TV edit, he says, "poopie-flavored lollipop", which is just as funny (and gross).
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** In the TV edit, he says, "poopie-flavored lollipop", which is just as funny (and gross).
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** In the TV edit, theatrical cut, he says, "poopie-flavored lollipop", which is just as funny (and gross).
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* Funny at the time, and either HilariousInHindsight or HarsherInHindsight (or both), depending on your sensibilities, was Lance Armstrong's cameo. In light of his doping scandal, his final line of the movie seems oddly (and hilariously) prophetic.
-->'''Lance Armstrong:''' I thought about quitting once, back when I was diagnosed with heart, lung, and testicular cancer all at the same time... But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that's keeping you from the finals?
-->'''Peter''': Right now it feels a little bit like shame.
-->'''Lance Armstrong:''' Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. [[{{Foreshadowing}} I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.]]
-->'''Lance Armstrong:''' I thought about quitting once, back when I was diagnosed with heart, lung, and testicular cancer all at the same time... But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that's keeping you from the finals?
-->'''Peter''': Right now it feels a little bit like shame.
-->'''Lance Armstrong:''' Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. [[{{Foreshadowing}} I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.]]
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* Patches' CrossesTheLineTwice assessment of their team performance.
-->'''Patches''': And will somebody ''please'' catch a goddamn ball?! It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!!
-->'''Patches''': And will somebody ''please'' catch a goddamn ball?! It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!!
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* When the Girl Scouts get disqualified and one of them walks up to the girl who caused it and says, "God damn you, Bernice!"
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* When the Girl Scouts get disqualified and one of them walks up to the girl who caused it and says, "God damn you, Bernice!"Bernice!". Bernice's ManlyTears in a deep voice adds to it.
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* If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
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* If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball."
** "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
** "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
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* Owen's rather strange way of trying to comfort the team [[spoiler: after Patches was killed by two-tons of irish irony]].
-->'''Owen:''' Well, it was probably the way he would've wanted to go.
-->'''Dwight:''' ... What?
-->'''Owen:''' Well, it was probably the way he would've wanted to go.
-->'''Dwight:''' ... What?
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* Patches: '''Patches:''' "You're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!"
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* '''Patches:''' ''(to Gordon, during the training exercises)'' "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!"
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* The ever [[CloudCuckooLander offbeat thinking]] Pepper Brooks.
-->''Average Joes walk out in bondage gear''
-->'''Pepper:''' That's rad.
-->''Average Joes walk out in bondage gear''
-->'''Pepper:''' That's rad.
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* After White introduces Fran to the Joes, who nails a guy across the bad room with a dodgeball.
-->'''Justin:''' ''I think that guy might really be dead!''
-->'''Justin:''' ''I think that guy might really be dead!''
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* When the Girl Scout: God Scouts get disqualified and one of them walks up to the girl who caused it and says, "God damn you, Bernice!Bernice!"
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Bernice: *cries*
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* Girl Scout: God damn you, Bernice!
Bernice: *cries*
Bernice: *cries*
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* Patches "...Bye Bye" I dont know why it just cracks me up
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** Explanation: [[spoiler: He doesn't recognize Steve the Pirate when he's in his pirate costume, but instead during the one time in the whole movie that he's in normal clothing.]]
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* "Fuckin' Chuck Norris."
** The director stated in the DVD commentary that he wishes he had a way to have that line play on repeat all throughout his house.
** The director stated in the DVD commentary that he wishes he had a way to have that line play on repeat all throughout his house.
