History Funny / Dishonored

-->'''Mook 2:''' ...[[DontExplainTheJokeYeah, that's the gist of it]].

-->'''Mook 2:''' ...Yeah, that's the gist of it.

*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.g the stairs open.

* Watching the High Overseer take the Captain to see a portrait of himself, only for him to realize that it...uh...[[KleptomaniacHero went missing]]

-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come quietly. ''(walks away)''
-->'''Whaler:''' Were... you being serious just now, sir?

-->'''Samuel''':I'm glad you took care of this. I'm not one to talk bad about others, no, but those two deserved it.
-->'''Emily''': What are you talking about ?
-->'''Samuel''': Erm,.. Adult things little girl,.. your Majesty sorry.
-->'''Emily''': Don't worry Samuel, I've heard plenty of adult things at the Golden Cat.
-->'''Samuel''' (''embarrassed''): Oh. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject I'll stick to navigating the boat then]].

-->'''Emily''': I made a list of all the swear words the admiral uses! But Callista made me throw it away.

-->'''Whaler:''' Where... you being serious just now, sir?

-->'''Whaler:''' ''(about Daud)'' We could turn him in for the reward.
-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come quietly.

-->'''Emily''':I made a list of all the swear words the admiral uses! But Callista made me throw it away.

*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.
*** The same guard, I waited long enough and he proceeds to wander away, ''down into the kitchen'', leaving the stairs open.

* After rescuing Emily from the Golden Cat, during the boat ride to the Hounds Pits, the following echange occurs:

-->'''Samuel''' (''embarassed''): Oh. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject I'll stick to navigating the boat then]].

*** Corvo can even be a creeper and join the Ladies' Boyle whenever they use the toilet. The developers even programmed them to have their own unique dialogue, all of them are a variation of 'WTF, you perv!'

-->'''Samuel''' (''embarassed''): Oh. I'll stick to navigating the boat then.

-->'''Samuel''' (''embarassed''): Oh. I'll stick to navigating the boat then.

-->'''Emily''' :Don't worry Samuel, I've heard plenty of adult things at the Golden Cat.
-->'''Samuel'''(''embarassed''): Oh. I'll stick to navigating the boat then.

-->Well. [[SarcasmMode He'll bring some class to the neighborhood.]]

And of course, the response:

* Some of the EnemyChatter is amusing, like a guard telling one of his fellows that he needs a bath, or two Bottle Street goons exchanging dirty limericks at the Dunwall Distillery.

** The entire mission can be hilarious from beginning to end, if you do it right: signing your own name on the guestbook (which actually gets mentioned in a note on the Lord Regent's desk in a later mission), the various reactions from the guests to your...costume, listening to gossip, courteously fetching a drink for another guest, informing your target to her face that [[ExactWords someone is there to assassinate her]], effortlessly winning an impromptu pistol duel (and the guards don't even care!) - and eventually leaving the party with no one the wiser and getting the achievement/trophy "Well-Mannered".

** When you consider [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls what other games]] Bethesda has made...

* A couple of the assassin [=NPCs=] in ''Brigmore Witches'' can be overheard commenting on their lack of faith in Daud. Their [[RightBehindMe reactions to his presence]] ([[DeadpanSnarker and his responses]]) are intensely amusing.

* Taking out [[EvilSorcerer Delilah Copperspoon]] non-lethally is positively hilarious, particularly if she's already unconscious, because [[spoiler: Daud will complete the ritual for her. He throws her on the altar, and she gets sucked into the Void. She grabs on to him, and he pimp-slaps her before she gets sucked in. Even if she completes the ritual, her [[IronicHell final fate]] is infinitely amusing.]]

*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you into the basement? Blink down there. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realise where you actually went''.

* If you choose to go with the nonlethal route in the duel with Shaw, the two men helping still react as if he's dead. Not exactly students of Natural Philosophy, are they?

* The non-lethal takedown of Barrister Timsh in ''The Knife of Dunwall'' DLC is pure hilarity and [[LaserGuidedKarma poetic justice]]. [[spoiler: Barrister Timsh, the target of that level, amassed great wealth by accusing people of harboring the plague and confiscating their property for Lord Regent. If Daud tosses a smelly bundle into the ventilation system, the visiting Watch Officer complains that Timsh's building smells like a Weeper den, and Timsh hands him the document that he thinks gives him immunity from confiscation of property for the Lord Regent. Instead, the document he hands over is a falsified letter, claiming that his property was to be confiscated for the Lord Regent a month ago. Timsh is so shocked that he actually ''faints'', and the guard won't even carry him off because Timsh might have the plague.]] {{Schadenfreude}} doesn't begin to describe it.