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* "Shackleton's A Dick!", the review of the [[Film/{{Shackleton}} 2001 miniseries]] naming all the times Shackleton acts like a dick.
** When the [[ShootTheDog animals have to be shot]], Diamanda admits that it seems cruel, but is logical and necessary. Until she turns to the actual Shackleton's diary.
--> '''Shackleton:''' We could not undertake the maintenance of weaklings under the new conditions. Macklin, Crean, and the carpenter seemed to feel the loss of their friends [[CaptainObvious rather badly]].
--> '''Hagan!Shackleton:''' P.S. [[Series/DoctorWho Exterminate.]] [[Series/LostInSpace Crush. Kill. Destroy.]]
** "It'll take more than your poxy island to kill me!" *[[ForegoneConclusion cut to Shackleton's grave on the same island]]* "[[TemptingFate This time!]]"
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--> '''Diamanda''': Ah, Byron. Improving the human race....by leaving it.

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--> '''Diamanda''': Ah, Byron. Improving the human race....[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing by leaving it.
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** [=ScreamerClauz=]'s personal favorite: overlaying ''VideoGame/MortalKombat''-style health bars over the fistfight in ''Liquid Memories.''

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** [=ScreamerClauz=]'s personal favorite: overlaying ''VideoGame/MortalKombat''-style ''Franchise/MortalKombat''-style health bars over the fistfight in ''Liquid Memories.''
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** [=ScreamerClauz=]'s personal favorite: overlaying ''VideoGame/MortalKombat''-style health bars over the fistfight in ''Liquid Memories.''
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-->'''Hagan''': Nope, that was definitely a vulture... [{{Beat}}] [[CrazyAwesome on fire.]]

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-->'''Hagan''': Nope, that was definitely a vulture... [{{Beat}}] [[CrazyAwesome [[ManOnFire on fire.]]

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* Her ''Gothic'' review is just one long roast of Creator/LordByron.
--> '''Diamanda''': She finds an incubus, who clearly got lost on the way to Byron's room.
--> '''Diamanda''': Byron is a cunt, [[InsultToRocks minus the expected warmth and depth]].
--> '''Diamanda''': Ah, Byron. Improving the human race....by leaving it.

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* At the climatic point of ''Film/CMeDance'':
-->'''Sheri:''' ''(to the Devil)'' You are such a ''loser.''
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Diamanda:''' ''(with a tone of heavy resignation)'' Cue the Music/{{Lordi}}.
-->''(cue clip from "TheDevilIsALoser" music video)''
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--> '''Diamanda''': He’s landed in the river Seine, making him literally [[{{Pun}} In-Seine!]] *cackles crazily* '''LAUGH DAMN YOU!!!'''

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--> '''Diamanda''': He’s landed in the river Seine, making him literally [[{{Pun}} In-Seine!]] *cackles crazily* '''LAUGH '''LAUGH, DAMN YOU!!!'''
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** "I'm Diamanda Hagan, and I have to live with it... ''(breaks down)'' every fucking day!

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** "I'm Diamanda Hagan, and I have to live with it... ''(breaks down)'' every fucking day! day!"
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** While Sophie's dad gives one of the more bluntly disturbing lines in ''The Masks That The Monsters Wear,'' Diamanda can be heard screaming in the background while cutting her arms off-screen in an attempt to "let the pain out." It only made her pain worse.

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** While Sophie's dad gives one of the more bluntly disturbing lines in ''The Masks That The the Monsters Wear,'' Diamanda can be heard screaming in the background while cutting her arms off-screen in an attempt to "let the pain out." It only made her pain worse.



** "By the way, this isn't makeup; I washed that off ten minutes ago. THIS IS MY NEW SKIN COLOR!!"

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** "By the way, this isn't makeup; makeup. I washed that off ten minutes ago. THIS IS MY NEW SKIN COLOR!!"COLOR!"



** "I'm Diamanda Hagan, and I have to live with it... ''(breaks down)'' every fucking day! ''(sobs)''

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** "I'm Diamanda Hagan, and I have to live with it... ''(breaks down)'' every fucking day! ''(sobs)''
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* Most of the four-way review of ''Film/TheIslandOfDrMoreau.''

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* Most of the four-way review of ''Film/TheIslandOfDrMoreau.''''Film/TheIslandOfDrMoreau1996''.

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* From the review of ''Stonewall & Riot:'' Only Diamanda would think to put the [[EarWorm Nyan Cat song]] over ''a gay porn scene.''

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* From the review of ''Stonewall & Riot:'' Only Diamanda would think to put the [[EarWorm Nyan Cat song]] song over ''a gay porn scene.''
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--> ''Dramatic slow zoom on Hagan's annoyed expression''

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--> ''Dramatic -->''(dramatic slow zoom on Hagan's annoyed expression''expression)''
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* From the Nina Galas review of ''Film/DominionPrequelToTheExorcist''

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* From the Nina Galas review of ''Film/DominionPrequelToTheExorcist''''[[Film/TheExorcist Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist]]''
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* Most of her ''Film/MeetTheFeebles'' crossover review. The "Sodomy" song is highlighted as the "greatest composition to ever come out of New Zealand" and Diamanda intercuts it with footage of gay love.
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-->'''Diamanda:''' YOU ''FUCKER!!!''
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* During "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemna The Twin Dilemmna]]", Diamanda describes the Trial of a Time Lord theme as being played by a hamster on the bagpipes.

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* During "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemna "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma The Twin Dilemmna]]", Dilemma]]", Diamanda describes the Trial of a Time Lord theme as being played by a hamster on the bagpipes.
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** The poorly taxidermied tiger. "It looks like it's screaming at the asshole who stuffed it!"
* During "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemna The Twin Dilemmna]]", Diamanda describes the Trial of a Time Lord theme as being played by a hamster on the bagpipes.
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** Dr. Moreau's rather ostentatious entrance is dubbed over with "The Pope Song" by Creator/TimMinchin.

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** Dr. Moreau's rather ostentatious entrance is dubbed over with "The Pope Song" by Creator/TimMinchin.Music/TimMinchin.
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** [[PimpMyRide Yo dawg, I heard you like sun]], so I put some sun on your son of God.

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** [[PimpMyRide [[Series/PimpMyRide Yo dawg, I heard you like sun]], so I put some sun on your son of God.
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* The ''Megiddo: The Omega Code 2'' has Hagan teaming up with her polar opposite reviewer, Indy Christian. She spends the rest of the review finding creative ways to get around the anti-swearing field, notably misspelling "fuck" as "fukk" to get it past the censors...even though she's saying it out loud.
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** Made better in that Moffat is voiced by [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] and RTD is voiced by {{Welshy}}.

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** Made better in that Moffat is voiced by [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] and RTD is voiced by {{Welshy}}.WebVideo/{{Welshy}}.



** Props to [[WebVideo/TheRapCritic Rap Critic]]!Three, [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]!Four, WebVideo/{{Phelous}}!Eight, and {{Welshy}}!Eleven.

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** Props to [[WebVideo/TheRapCritic Rap Critic]]!Three, [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]!Four, WebVideo/{{Phelous}}!Eight, and {{Welshy}}!Eleven.WebVideo/{{Welshy}}!Eleven.
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** "The first person to introduce oral sex to ''Doctor Who''... [[spoiler:[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures was Russell T Davies]]]]"

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** "The first person to introduce oral sex to ''Doctor Who''... [[spoiler:[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures [[spoiler:[[Recap/DoctorWhoNewAdventuresDamagedGoods was Russell T Davies]]]]"
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** She substitutes the audio from Creator/DomDeluise's musical scene with "something easier to listen to," a loud, godawful noise with no identifiable origin. More than twenty minutes later, right at the end of the credits, [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke is the phrase "It was the sound of an angry Tasmanian Devil"]] [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat with no further context.]]]]

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** She substitutes the audio from Creator/DomDeluise's musical scene with "something easier to listen to," [[HellIsThatNoise a loud, godawful noise with no identifiable origin. origin.]] More than twenty minutes later, right at the end of the credits, [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke is the phrase "It was the sound of an angry Tasmanian Devil"]] [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat with no further context.]]]]
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* Diamanda is so annoyed by the geography failures of "Forest of the Night" she uses Google maps to show how stupid the route the characters are taking through downtown London.
** She also calls out the obviously fake set for the Natural History Museum. "In real life the kids could entertain themselves with the giant dinosaur bones and the statue of Charles Darwin! And that's just in the fucking lobby!"

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* Diamanda is so annoyed by the geography failures of "Forest "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E10InTheForestOfTheNight In the Forest of the Night" Night]]" she uses Google maps to show how stupid the route the characters are taking through downtown London.
** She also calls out the obviously fake set for the Natural History Museum. "In real life the kids could entertain themselves with the giant dinosaur bones and the statue of Charles Darwin! UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin! And that's just in the fucking lobby!"
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** '''IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE THE FOOTAGE, ISN'T IT? I think I might cover up all the images from now on!'''
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** She also calls out the obviously fake set for the Natural History Museum. "In real life the kids could entertain themselves with the giant dinosaur bones and the statue of Charles Darwin! And that's just in the fucking lobby!"

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* Diamanda is so annoyed by the geography failures of "Forest of the Night" she uses Google maps to show how stupid the route the characters are taking through downtown London.



* Diamanda is so annoyed by the geography failures of "Forest of the Night" she uses Google maps to show how stupid the route the characters are taking through downtown London.

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** Hagan keeps referring to her co-reviewer as [[TheRapCritic The Rape Critic]].

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** Hagan keeps referring to her co-reviewer as [[TheRapCritic [[WebVideo/TheRapCritic The Rape Critic]].

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