History Funny / DiamandaHagan

25th Oct '16 1:47:49 PM CumbersomeTercel
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* She spends the ''Faust'' review wearing a pink hat. Her intro is hilarious:
-->(Deadpan) "Greetings, gentle viewers. The hat was a gift from my cousin. He's special. DO NOT LAUGH".
20th Oct '16 10:26:01 AM CumbersomeTercel
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* From "Condorman" after the main character plummets into a river.

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* From "Condorman" ''Film/{{Condorman}}'' after the main character plummets into a river.



* The "BULLSHIT" montage near the end of her [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned ''Voyage of the Damned'']] review. Including shots from the special along with other bullshit moments in Series/DoctorWho.



[Clip of Ewan [=McGregor=] and Nicole Kidman singing "Something Stupid" in ''MoulinRouge''] \\

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[Clip of Ewan [=McGregor=] Creator/EwanMcGregor and Nicole Kidman Creator/NicoleKidman singing "Something Stupid" in ''MoulinRouge''] \\



* In her "Worst Witch" review, a scene gives her an idea for a [[RuleSixtyThree gender-bending]] [[CrackPairing female!Snape/Hermione]] [[SlashFic slash fanfiction]]. She proceeds to give herself a lobotomy with a drill to get it out of her head, but later gets better. [[ShoutOut If only she had a pensieve.]]

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* In her "Worst Witch" ''Film/TheWorstWitch'' review, a scene gives her an idea for a [[RuleSixtyThree gender-bending]] [[CrackPairing female!Snape/Hermione]] [[SlashFic slash fanfiction]]. She proceeds to give herself a lobotomy with a drill to get it out of her head, but later gets better. [[ShoutOut If only she had a pensieve.]]



* In her Apocaylpse 3 Review has Host Hagan interact with Voiceover Hagan, and blame the writer. Writer Hagan then says "Sure, blame the writer." and Host Hagan has Writer Hagan kidnapped and tortured. Voiceover Hagan and Host Hagan instantly become unfunny and awkward because Writer Hagan writes their lines. Host Hagan does a little dance in order to distract the audience whilst Voiceover Hagan comes up with lines. It fails. They reinstitute Writer Hagan. This.. This really makes more sense when you watch it.

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* In her Apocaylpse 3 ''Apocaylpse 3'' Review has Host Hagan interact with Voiceover Hagan, and blame the writer. Writer Hagan then says "Sure, blame the writer." and Host Hagan has Writer Hagan kidnapped and tortured. Voiceover Hagan and Host Hagan instantly become unfunny and awkward because Writer Hagan writes their lines. Host Hagan does a little dance in order to distract the audience whilst Voiceover Hagan comes up with lines. It fails. They reinstitute Writer Hagan. This.. This really makes more sense when you watch it.



* During her review of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E14TheNextDoctor "The Next Doctor"]], the conversation between Creator/StevenMoffat and Creator/RussellTDavies on Moffat's HandWave for why people don't remember things like a Kaiju Cyberman. Ending with RTD taking revenge by not having the Tenth Doctor go out happy but crying and whining so that everyone hates Creator/MattSmith.
** Made better in that Moffat is voiced by [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] and RTD is voiced by {{Welshy}}.



* In ''The End of Time Part 2'', the Tenth Doctor has a tempter tantrum about his impending regeneration. Cut to the first nine Doctors mocking the scene and the Tenth himself (even Handy and Creator/DavidTennant himself appear), then coming to the realization that this is going to happen to them. Eleven shows up to apologize for his behavior while mentioning getting attacked by hockey sticks. The first nine plan to attack Ten with hockey sticks by pretending to be River Song, ignoring Eleven's warnings that he's the one getting attacked. Then the previous Masters show up to mock the Creator/JohnSimm Master. THEN Rassilon as portrayed in "[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]]" shows up to mock Timothy Dalton's version.
** Also, the return of Linkara-Moffat and Welshy-Davies.
** Props to [[TheRapCritic Rap Critic]]!Three, [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]!Four, WebVideo/{{Phelous}}!Eight, and {{Welshy}}!Eleven.
** Then she plays "Celebration" over the footage of the regeneration itself.
** Using "Start Me Up" by Salt-n-Pepa (the theme she uses for ''Bonekickers'') instead of "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet for the theme. It's that bad.



* In her "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E3VictoryOfTheDaleks Victory of the Daleks]]" review, speculating on if Churchill fell into the crack in time.
--> Well, we won the war! We don't know how. Or why.



* From the ''Biggles, Adventures in Time" review:

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* From the ''Biggles, Adventures in Time" Time'' review:



* Her review of a Doctor Who parody porno called Doctor Loo and the Phaleks. She doesn't seem to realize that it isn't an actual episode of Doctor Who and plays the ''whole'' review straight.
--->"That design is fucking terrible! The rubber dildo is way too far down! It's an attachment that replaces the sink plunger!"
** "The first person to introduce oral sex to Doctor Who... [[spoiler:[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures was Russell T Davies]]]]"



** Splicing footage from Ralph's hallucinatory FreakOut into the SignatureScene of [[TheSimpsons Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]].

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** Splicing footage from Ralph's hallucinatory FreakOut into the SignatureScene of [[TheSimpsons "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS10E23ThirtyMinutesOverTokyo Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]].over Tokyo]]".


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* The "BULLSHIT" montage near the end of her "[[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned Voyage of the Damned]]" review. Including shots from the special along with other bullshit moments in ''Series/DoctorWho''.
* During her review of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E14TheNextDoctor "The Next Doctor"]], the conversation between Creator/StevenMoffat and Creator/RussellTDavies on Moffat's HandWave for why people don't remember things like a Kaiju Cyberman. Ending with RTD taking revenge by not having the Tenth Doctor go out happy but crying and whining so that everyone hates Creator/MattSmith.
** Made better in that Moffat is voiced by [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] and RTD is voiced by {{Welshy}}.
* In ''The End of Time Part 2'', the Tenth Doctor has a tempter tantrum about his impending regeneration. Cut to the first nine Doctors mocking the scene and the Tenth himself (even Handy and Creator/DavidTennant himself appear), then coming to the realization that this is going to happen to them. Eleven shows up to apologize for his behavior while mentioning getting attacked by hockey sticks. The first nine plan to attack Ten with hockey sticks by pretending to be River Song, ignoring Eleven's warnings that he's the one getting attacked. Then the previous Masters show up to mock the Creator/JohnSimm Master. THEN Rassilon as portrayed in "[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]]" shows up to mock Creator/TimothyDalton's version.
** Also, the return of Linkara-Moffat and Welshy-Davies.
** Props to [[TheRapCritic Rap Critic]]!Three, [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]!Four, WebVideo/{{Phelous}}!Eight, and {{Welshy}}!Eleven.
** Then she plays "Celebration" over the footage of the regeneration itself.
* In her "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E3VictoryOfTheDaleks Victory of the Daleks]]" review, speculating on if Churchill fell into the crack in time.
--> Well, we won the war! We don't know how. Or why.
* Her review of a Doctor Who parody porno called ''Doctor Loo and the Phaleks''. She doesn't seem to realize that it isn't an actual episode of ''Doctor Who'' and plays the ''whole'' review straight.
--->"That design is fucking terrible! The rubber dildo is way too far down! It's an attachment that replaces the sink plunger!"
** "The first person to introduce oral sex to Doctor Who... [[spoiler:[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures was Russell T Davies]]]]"
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19th Oct '16 6:14:35 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** "By the way, this isn't makeup; I washed that off ten minutes ago. THIS IS MY NEW SKIN COLOR!!"
9th Oct '16 3:47:16 PM CumbersomeTercel
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** "The WesternAnimation/ReBoot remake is really, really ''weird.''"

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** "The WesternAnimation/ReBoot ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'' remake is really, really ''weird.''"
9th Oct '16 3:45:59 PM CumbersomeTercel
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* During her review of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E14TheNextDoctor "The Next Doctor"]], the conversation between Moffat and RTD on Moffat's HandWave for why people don't remember things like a Kaiju Cyberman. Ending with RTD taking revenge by not having the Tenth Doctor go out happy but crying and whining so that everyone hates Creator/MattSmith.

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* During her review of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E14TheNextDoctor "The Next Doctor"]], the conversation between Moffat Creator/StevenMoffat and RTD Creator/RussellTDavies on Moffat's HandWave for why people don't remember things like a Kaiju Cyberman. Ending with RTD taking revenge by not having the Tenth Doctor go out happy but crying and whining so that everyone hates Creator/MattSmith.



** Overall, the song choises were hilarious. Like Green Goblin's Villain song from SpidermanTHeMusical, which many have joked to sound like a gay club anthem.

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** Overall, the song choises choices were hilarious. Like Green Goblin's Villain song from SpidermanTHeMusical, which many have joked to sound like a gay club anthem.



* In ''The End of Time Part 2'', the Tenth Doctor has a tempter tantrum about his impending regeneration. Cut to the first nine Doctors mocking the scene and the Tenth himself (even Handy and Tennant himself appear), then coming to the realization that this is going to happen to them. Eleven shows up to apologize for his behavior while mentioning getting attacked by hockey sticks. The first nine plan to attack Ten with hockey sticks by pretending to be River Song, ignoring Eleven's warnings that he's the one getting attacked. Then the previous Masters show up to mock the John Simm Master. THEN Rassilon as portrayed in ''The Five Doctors'' shows up to mock Timothy Dalton's version.

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* In ''The End of Time Part 2'', the Tenth Doctor has a tempter tantrum about his impending regeneration. Cut to the first nine Doctors mocking the scene and the Tenth himself (even Handy and Tennant Creator/DavidTennant himself appear), then coming to the realization that this is going to happen to them. Eleven shows up to apologize for his behavior while mentioning getting attacked by hockey sticks. The first nine plan to attack Ten with hockey sticks by pretending to be River Song, ignoring Eleven's warnings that he's the one getting attacked. Then the previous Masters show up to mock the John Simm Creator/JohnSimm Master. THEN Rassilon as portrayed in ''The "[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors'' Doctors]]" shows up to mock Timothy Dalton's version.



* Her "statement" on To Boldly Flee. It's short, but hilarious.

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* Her "statement" on To Boldly Flee.''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee''. It's short, but hilarious.



* In her ''Victory of the Daleks'' review, speculating on if Churchill fell into the crack in time.

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* In her ''Victory "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E3VictoryOfTheDaleks Victory of the Daleks'' Daleks]]" review, speculating on if Churchill fell into the crack in time.



-->'''Hagan:''' Minion, kill Peter Cushing!

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-->'''Hagan:''' Minion, kill Peter Cushing!Creator/PeterCushing!



* At the start of the ''Django Unchained'' Vlog, Cy asks if the main villain was fucking his sister, Hagan mentions that incest automatically makes a villain worse, Cy brings up the 'Southerners like to fuck their cousins' stereotype, and Hagan rounds it up by suggesting that he aimed for his cousin and missed.

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* At the start of the ''Django Unchained'' ''Film/DjangoUnchained'' Vlog, Cy asks if the main villain was fucking his sister, Hagan mentions that incest automatically makes a villain worse, Cy brings up the 'Southerners like to fuck their cousins' stereotype, and Hagan rounds it up by suggesting that he aimed for his cousin and missed.



* The second episode of ''Demons'' has a training sequence... which Hagan sums up with [[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper Chop Chop Master Onion]].

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* The second episode of ''Demons'' ''Series/{{Demons}}'' has a training sequence... which Hagan sums up with [[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper Chop Chop Master Onion]].



* Left Behind:

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* Left Behind:''Film/LeftBehind'':



** Also, her proposed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Fgp-KihIA closing music]] for Earthshock.
* The entire special review of Koyaanisqatsi. Singing, cameos, and lampshade-hanging. Perfect combination.

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** Also, her proposed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Fgp-KihIA closing music]] for Earthshock.
"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS19E6Earthshock Earthshock]]".
* The entire special review of Koyaanisqatsi.''Koyaanisqatsi''. Singing, cameos, and lampshade-hanging. Perfect combination.
4th Oct '16 5:07:01 AM jormis29
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* Her commentary about the sex/murder/transformation into blobwoman scene from ''Faust: Love Of The Damned''

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* Her commentary about the sex/murder/transformation into blobwoman scene from ''Faust: Love Of The Damned''''Film/FaustLoveOfTheDamned''
4th Jul '16 11:17:46 AM JamesAustin
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--> '''Diamanda''': Hes landed in the river Seine, making him literally [[IncrediblyLamePun In-Seine!]] *cackles crazily* '''LAUGH DAMN YOU!!!'''

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--> '''Diamanda''': Hes landed in the river Seine, making him literally [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} In-Seine!]] *cackles crazily* '''LAUGH DAMN YOU!!!'''



** Hits an ever funnier variation when the crucifixion scene occurs, where she plays The Tiger Lilies's "Banging In the Nails" with '''MelGibson's face singing along to it'''. Makes it ten times funnier when the audience (As she did the review in Ireland at a Con) just looks so horrified.

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** Hits an ever funnier variation when the crucifixion scene occurs, where she plays The Tiger Lilies's "Banging In the Nails" with '''MelGibson's '''Creator/MelGibson's face singing along to it'''. Makes it ten times funnier when the audience (As she did the review in Ireland at a Con) just looks so horrified.
22nd Jun '16 9:19:54 AM taddavis
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** While Sophie's dad gives one of the more bluntly disturbing lines in ''The Masks That The Monsters Wear,'' Diamanda can be heard screaming in the background.

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** While Sophie's dad gives one of the more bluntly disturbing lines in ''The Masks That The Monsters Wear,'' Diamanda can be heard screaming in the background.background while cutting her arms off-screen in an attempt to "let the pain out." It only made her pain worse.



** '''WHY IS EVERYTHING C'TULHU???'''

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** '''WHY IS EVERYTHING C'TULHU???'''C'TULHU?!'''


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** "I'm Diamanda Hagan, and I have to live with it... ''(breaks down)'' every fucking day! ''(sobs)''
11th Jun '16 11:47:40 AM Gives-you-hugs
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** "The WesternAnimation/ReBoot remake is really, really ''weird.''"
7th Mar '16 2:03:12 PM nombretomado
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** On Nicolae Carpathia being TheAntichrist: "That's the most obvious villain name since [[CareBears Darkheart]] Rapes Babies. And I made that up, so that's the most obvious villain name ever."

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** On Nicolae Carpathia being TheAntichrist: "That's the most obvious villain name since [[CareBears [[Franchise/CareBears Darkheart]] Rapes Babies. And I made that up, so that's the most obvious villain name ever."
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