History Funny / Dexter

* A while ago, there was an officially approved joke comic (by [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Allie Scott Allie]] and [[HackSlash Tim Seeley]]) floating around the internet. In it, Dexter, syringe in hand, is shown attacking [[http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4691/dextervjason.jpg a hulking killer]]... who turns out to be [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]]. [[http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4537/jasonvdextertwo.jpg Cue]] MegatonPunch.

** The chain of events leading to the scene are ridiculous(ly funny) as well. Lumen shoots a man whom she suspects to be her rapist, then starts beating him with her shoe to get him to admit it while he's continually telling her that he has no idea what he's talking about. After Dexter kills the rapist, the other naked gay rapist swathed in plastic whom he was planning to kill earlier that night escapes his car, and Dexter has to chase him down. All of this while Deb, Masuka, and [=EMT=]s are closing in on the scene.

** The bit where Dexter's monologue is going and the audio of Masuka's explanation is muted and you see him making exaggerated masturbation gestures while the [=EMT=]s and Deb just watch sends me into fits of laughter every time I watch that episode.

-->Deb: "It's about that cult, Santa Mierda or something."
-->Angel *laughs* "It's ''Santa Muerte'', Morgan. It's Saint Death, not Saint Shit."

* Also from Doakes when Dexter matches him pound for pound in a fight: "Lab geek, my ass!"

** Dex: [[VampiresAreSexGods You just described the perfect woman.]]

* In "Run", Dexter's victim starts dropping F-bombs (including an {{atomic|FBomb}} one) when he realizes the futility of his cries for help. Dexter then starts hopping around like a monkey and imitating him before getting in his face and screaming it at him. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ub_oagrSk Here's a video.]

* In "Run" Dexter hops around like a monkey while yelling "Fuuuuuck!" to taunt his F-bomb dropping victim.

* Dexter makes a speech about weather effects on forensics to get [=LaGuerta=] to let him go to a convention in Tampa (as an alibi), and she agrees pretty much just to make him stop talking. Then, cut to Dexter using the same routine on Rita.

* Dexter's narration introducing himself while he's out on the boat and talking about his parents being dead, then swearing that he didn't kill them.

* Masuka's explanation of auto-erotic mummification, complete with hand gestures.

* Paul, Rita's abusive ex-husband, is attempting to legally remove Rita's custody of her children. Alone in the kitchen, Paul snidely threatens Dexter and Rita. Of course, we never get to hear him finish his threat, because Dexter promptly clocks him over the head with a frying pan. The real kicker to the scene is Dexter staring down at the body, cringing with the realization of what he just did. Of course, he finds a solution...

---> '''Dexter''': Only you can make those words sound cute.
** Later in the season, when Paul is talking away to Dexter and getting on his nerves. [[spoiler: Dexter knocks him cold with a frying pan and drags him away.]] The OhCrap look on Dexter's face is priceless.

--> '''Louis:''' You can be Dahmer...or JackTheRipper...or the Bay Harbor Butcher...

* Dexter's "conversation" with Barry is the pinnacle of deadpan humor. As Dexter beats the crap out of him by striking specific parts of the body, the guy collapses and convulses while Dexter calmly explains the scientific trivia for why each blow hurts so much, all in a flat monotone voice and while a rather upbeat song plays in the background. Priceless.

** [[spoiler:And then Dexter basically does kill Deb in the series finale, so... [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Ha ha?]]]]

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