History Funny / Dexter

7th Feb '16 11:18:21 AM Morgenthaler
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* A romantic date with Rita watching ''TermsOfEndearment''. We see Rita crying buckets as she watches, then looks at Dexter's '''completely unemotional face'''. He's wondering if he can make his eyes water by not blinking. He decides to break the silence by attempting oral sex on her.

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* A romantic date with Rita watching ''TermsOfEndearment''.''Film/TermsOfEndearment''. We see Rita crying buckets as she watches, then looks at Dexter's '''completely unemotional face'''. He's wondering if he can make his eyes water by not blinking. He decides to break the silence by attempting oral sex on her.
30th Nov '15 3:24:24 PM Berrenta
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* Masuka's explanation of auto-erotic mummification, complete with hand gestures. [[TwoWords "Two words..."]]

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* Masuka's explanation of auto-erotic mummification, complete with hand gestures. [[TwoWords "Two words..."{{Two words|AddedEmphasis}}..."]]
2nd Nov '15 12:46:25 AM DamascaRamza
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* Debra is angry the whole episode because Lundy is constantly calling on Dexter for forensics help and she ends up telling Lundy that she's pissed about it and he explains that it's really because he can't stand Masuka and he's going to punch him if he hears one more titty joke.
25th Sep '15 4:57:29 PM nombretomado
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* A while ago, there was an officially approved joke comic (by [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Allie Scott Allie]] and [[HackSlash Tim Seeley]]) floating around the internet. In it, Dexter, syringe in hand, is shown attacking [[http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4691/dextervjason.jpg a hulking killer]]... who turns out to be [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]]. [[http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4537/jasonvdextertwo.jpg Cue]] MegatonPunch.

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* A while ago, there was an officially approved joke comic (by [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Allie Scott Allie]] and [[HackSlash [[ComicBook/HackSlash Tim Seeley]]) floating around the internet. In it, Dexter, syringe in hand, is shown attacking [[http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4691/dextervjason.jpg a hulking killer]]... who turns out to be [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]]. [[http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4537/jasonvdextertwo.jpg Cue]] MegatonPunch.
21st Aug '15 6:23:17 PM DamascaRamza
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* Doakes' first appearance and EstablishingCharacterMoment where he tells Dexter he gives him the creep and as Dexter apologises for that, Doakes says "Fuck you!" and Dexter awkwardly replies "Uh, ok."
30th Jul '15 6:03:05 PM TakingItOnTheOtherside
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** The chain of events leading to the scene are ridiculous(ly funny) as well. Lumen shoots a man whom she suspects to be her rapist, then starts beating him with her shoe to get him to admit it while he's continually telling her that he has no idea what he's talking about. After Dexter kills the rapist, the other naked gay rapist swathed in plastic whom he was planning to kill earlier that night escapes his car, and Dexter has to chase him down. All of this while Deb, Masuka, and [=EMT=]s are closing in on the scene.

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** The chain of events leading to the scene are ridiculous(ly funny) as well. Lumen shoots a man whom she suspects to be her rapist, then starts beating him with her shoe to get him to admit it while he's he continually telling tells her that he has no idea what he's she's talking about. After Dexter kills the rapist, the other naked gay rapist swathed in plastic whom he was planning to kill earlier that night escapes his car, and Dexter has to chase him down. All of this while Deb, Masuka, and [=EMT=]s are closing in on the scene.
30th Jul '15 6:02:11 PM TakingItOnTheOtherside
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** The bit where Dexter's monologue is going and the audio of Masuka's explanation is muted and you see him making exaggerated masturbation gestures while the [=EMT=]s and Deb just watch sends me into fits of laughter every time I watch that episode.

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** The chain of events leading to the scene are ridiculous(ly funny) as well. Lumen shoots a man whom she suspects to be her rapist, then starts beating him with her shoe to get him to admit it while he's continually telling her that he has no idea what he's talking about. After Dexter kills the rapist, the other naked gay rapist swathed in plastic whom he was planning to kill earlier that night escapes his car, and Dexter has to chase him down. All of this while Deb, Masuka, and [=EMT=]s are closing in on the scene.
** The bit where Dexter's monologue is going and the audio of narrates above Masuka's explanation is muted and you see him making exaggerated masturbation gestures while the [=EMT=]s and Deb just watch sends me into fits of laughter every time I watch that episode.stand bemused is particularly hilarious.



-->Deb: "It's about that cult, Santa Mierda or something."
-->Angel *laughs* "It's ''Santa Muerte'', Morgan. It's Saint Death, not Saint Shit."

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-->Deb: -->'''Deb''': "It's about that cult, Santa Mierda or something."
-->Angel -->'''Angel''': *laughs* "It's ''Santa Muerte'', Morgan. It's Saint Death, not Saint Shit."
22nd Jun '15 7:03:31 AM DamascaRamza
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* Also from Doakes when Dexter matches him pound for pound in a fight: "Lab geek, my ass!"

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* ** Also from Doakes when Dexter matches him pound for pound in a fight: "Lab geek, my ass!"



** Dex: [[VampiresAreSexGods You just described the perfect woman.]]

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** Dex: Dexter: [[VampiresAreSexGods You just described the perfect woman.]]


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* Dexter is talking to Rita after she lost her job and she's talking about how she has next to no savings or health insurance and Dexter offers to get married and Rita's response is to vomit due to her morning sickness. Seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eVP5E2mtxc here.]]
* Dexter telling Debra that Rita's pregnant.
-->'''Dexter''': Rita's pregnant.
-->'''Debra''': Say again.
-->'''Dexter''': Rita's pregnant.
-->'''Debra''': You're lying!
-->'''Dexter''': I'm not lying.
-->'''Debra''': A baby? A motherfucking roly-poly, chubby cheeked shit-machine? Are you kidding me?
-->'''Dexter''': Well, I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.
24th May '15 7:20:00 PM stuffedninja
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* In "Run", Dexter's victim starts dropping F-bombs (including an {{atomic|FBomb}} one) when he realizes the futility of his cries for help. Dexter then starts hopping around like a monkey and imitating him before getting in his face and screaming it at him. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ub_oagrSk Here's a video.]

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* In "Run", Dexter's victim starts dropping F-bombs (including an {{atomic|FBomb}} one) when he realizes the futility of his cries for help. Dexter then starts hopping around like a monkey and imitating him before getting in his face and screaming it at him. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ub_oagrSk Here's a video.]]]
23rd May '15 11:06:33 PM stuffedninja
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* In "Run" Dexter hops around like a monkey while yelling "Fuuuuuck!" to taunt his F-bomb dropping victim.

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* In "Run" "Run", Dexter's victim starts dropping F-bombs (including an {{atomic|FBomb}} one) when he realizes the futility of his cries for help. Dexter hops then starts hopping around like a monkey while yelling "Fuuuuuck!" to taunt and imitating him before getting in his F-bomb dropping victim. face and screaming it at him. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ub_oagrSk Here's a video.]
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