History Funny / DemolitionMan

29th Aug '17 7:42:02 PM FordPrefect
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* President Schwarzenegger Library, to begin with. In real life, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, has had a political office, [[note]]Governor of California[[/note]] and, in 2013, '''''DID''''' actually being lobbying for an amendment which WOULD allow him to run for President!

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* President Schwarzenegger Library, to begin with. In real life, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger has had a held political office, office [[note]]Governor of California[[/note]] and, in 2013, '''''DID''''' actually being lobbying lobby for an amendment which WOULD allow him to run for President!



-->'''Machine:''' John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute

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-->'''Machine:''' John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality StatuteStatute--



** This pays off an earlier joke that one of the cryogenic skills Spartan assimilated while frozen was knitting.

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** This [[BrickJoke pays off an earlier joke joke]] that one of the cryogenic skills Spartan assimilated while frozen was knitting.



* The scene where Phoenix first uses a computer. The [[ButtMonkey man]] using it before tells the computer he feels that nobody likes him, the computer gives him spirit-lifting compliments. Then Phoenix grabbed him and pushed him out of the way, making him bump into a couple of ladies. The man ApologizesALot, but the women shake their heads at him as if he's the rudest person they know.
* Finding out which fast food chain won the Franchise Wars [[spoiler:In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut, in other versions it's name is a mystery]].

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* The scene where Phoenix first uses a computer. The [[ButtMonkey man]] using it before him tells the computer that he feels that nobody likes him, the computer gives him spirit-lifting compliments. Then Phoenix grabbed grabs him and pushed him out of the way, making him bump into a couple of ladies. The man ApologizesALot, but the women shake their heads at him as if he's the rudest person they know.
* Finding out which fast food chain won the Franchise Wars [[spoiler:In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut, in other versions it's its name is a mystery]].
19th Aug '17 10:37:25 PM Circeus
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* Any time the swear-machine goes off, leading to... when Spartan met Cocteau in his office.

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* Any time the swear-machine goes off, leading to... when Spartan met Cocteau in his office.



** Spartan shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint.

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** Spartan shoots -->'''Spartan:''' *Shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint.faint*
30th Jul '17 3:43:36 PM Gouken20xx
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* President Schwarzenegger Library, to begin with. He was governor already and then if the configuration of stars and stuff will be right, he might just become a President one day if the 61st Amendment is passed (as in the movie) to allow him to run.
** Even more hilariously, in real life, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, has had a political office, [[note]]Governor of California[[/note]] and, in 2013, '''''DID''''' actually being lobbying for an amendment which WOULD allow him to run for President!

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* President Schwarzenegger Library, to begin with. He was governor already and then if the configuration of stars and stuff will be right, he might just become a President one day if the 61st Amendment is passed (as in the movie) to allow him to run.
** Even more hilariously, in
In real life, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, has had a political office, [[note]]Governor of California[[/note]] and, in 2013, '''''DID''''' actually being lobbying for an amendment which WOULD allow him to run for President!
30th Jul '17 3:42:33 PM Gouken20xx
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** Even more hilariously, in real life, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, has had a political office, [[note]]Governor of California[[/note]] and, in 2013, '''''DID''''' actually being lobbying for an amendment which WOULD allow him to run for President!


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-->'''Machine:''' (faintly) [[RunningGag You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute...]]
12th Jun '17 1:41:23 AM TitoMosquito
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* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a phaser gun when two museum guards walk up to him and try to talk to him nicely. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them or pausing his conversation with the computer.

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* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a phaser gun when two museum guards walk up to him and try to talk to politely ask him nicely.to stop. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them or pausing his conversation with the computer.



* Finding out which fast food chain won the Franchise Wars [[spoiler:In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut]].

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* Finding out which fast food chain won the Franchise Wars [[spoiler:In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut]].Hut, in other versions it's name is a mystery]].
30th Dec '16 11:57:29 AM wittylibrarian
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* Finding out which fast food chain won the Franchise Wars [[spoiler:In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut]].

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* Finding out which fast food chain won the Franchise Wars [[spoiler:In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut]].Hut]].
* Future sex. It's not as fun as the real thing.
-->'''Huxley''': You mean ''fluid transfer''???
30th Dec '16 11:55:53 AM wittylibrarian
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* The scene where Phoenix first uses a computer. The [[ButtMonkey man]] using it before tells the computer he feels that nobody likes him, the computer gives him spirit-lifting compliments. Then Phoenix grabbed him and pushed him out of the way, making him bump into a couple of ladies. The man ApologizesALot, but the women shake their heads at him as if he's the rudest person they know.

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* The scene where Phoenix first uses a computer. The [[ButtMonkey man]] using it before tells the computer he feels that nobody likes him, the computer gives him spirit-lifting compliments. Then Phoenix grabbed him and pushed him out of the way, making him bump into a couple of ladies. The man ApologizesALot, but the women shake their heads at him as if he's the rudest person they know.know.
* Finding out which fast food chain won the Franchise Wars [[spoiler:In the American version it's Taco Bell, in international versions it was Pizza Hut]].
5th Oct '16 12:35:08 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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--> "You matched his meet. You really licked his ass!"
16th Jun '16 7:16:10 AM case
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** Spartan gets caught in a loop where every time he's issued a fine, he swears, and is issued another fine...
30th Mar '16 12:18:46 AM TitoMosquito
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* Rob Schneider's character answering a 911 call in a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Foreground Event]]: "Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the San Angeles Emergency Line. If you would like an automated response, please press '1' now."

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* Rob Schneider's character answering a 911 call in a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Foreground Event]]: "Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the San Angeles Emergency Line. If you would like an automated response, please press '1' now.""
* The scene where Phoenix first uses a computer. The [[ButtMonkey man]] using it before tells the computer he feels that nobody likes him, the computer gives him spirit-lifting compliments. Then Phoenix grabbed him and pushed him out of the way, making him bump into a couple of ladies. The man ApologizesALot, but the women shake their heads at him as if he's the rudest person they know.
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