History Funny / DemolitionMan

5th Oct '16 12:35:08 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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--> "You matched his meet. You really licked his ass!"
16th Jun '16 7:16:10 AM case
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** Spartan gets caught in a loop where every time he's issued a fine, he swears, and is issued another fine...
30th Mar '16 12:18:46 AM TitoMosquito
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* Rob Schneider's character answering a 911 call in a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Foreground Event]]: "Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the San Angeles Emergency Line. If you would like an automated response, please press '1' now."

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* Rob Schneider's character answering a 911 call in a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Foreground Event]]: "Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the San Angeles Emergency Line. If you would like an automated response, please press '1' now.""
* The scene where Phoenix first uses a computer. The [[ButtMonkey man]] using it before tells the computer he feels that nobody likes him, the computer gives him spirit-lifting compliments. Then Phoenix grabbed him and pushed him out of the way, making him bump into a couple of ladies. The man ApologizesALot, but the women shake their heads at him as if he's the rudest person they know.
10th Dec '15 3:57:43 PM MechWarrior
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* President Schwarzenegger Library, to begin with. He was govenor already and then if the configuration of stars and stuff will be right, he might just become a President one day if the 61st Amendment is passed (as in the movie) to allow him to run.

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* President Schwarzenegger Library, to begin with. He was govenor governor already and then if the configuration of stars and stuff will be right, he might just become a President one day if the 61st Amendment is passed (as in the movie) to allow him to run.
19th Jul '15 12:43:54 PM RedRoverRedRover
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* Huxley, mistress of the malaproper.
30th Sep '14 2:30:08 PM ChaoticNovelist
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* President Schwarzenegger Library, to begin with.
** This one starts to sound more like {{Tempting Fate}}; he IS a Governor. Then if the configuration of stars and stuff will be right, he might just become a President one day if the 61st Amendment is passed (as in the movie) to allow him to run.
* Any time the swear-machine goes off, leading to...
** When Spartan met Cocteau in his office.

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* President Schwarzenegger Library, to begin with.
** This one starts to sound more like {{Tempting Fate}}; he IS a Governor. Then
with. He was govenor already and then if the configuration of stars and stuff will be right, he might just become a President one day if the 61st Amendment is passed (as in the movie) to allow him to run.
* Any time the swear-machine goes off, leading to...
** When
to... when Spartan met Cocteau in his office.



*** Spartan shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint.

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*** ** Spartan shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint.



* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a phaser gun when two museum guards walk up to him and try to talk to him nicely. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them. Or pausing his conversation with the computer.

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* Phoenix argues with a computer about using a phaser gun when two museum guards walk up to him and try to talk to him nicely. Of course, Phoenix just shoots them. Without looking at them. Or them or pausing his conversation with the computer.
30th Apr '14 3:49:58 PM Qube
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* When Spartan met Cocteau in his office.

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* *Any time the swear-machine goes off, leading to...
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When Spartan met Cocteau in his office.



** Spartan shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint.

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** *** Spartan shoots the machine, making Associate Bob faint.
31st Mar '14 2:37:31 AM HarryLovesHermione
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** This pays off an earlier joke that one of the cryogenic skills Spartan assimilated while frozen was knitting.
23rd Jan '14 8:34:10 AM TeraChimera
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-->'''Phoenix:''' So I'm supposed to use batteries? Where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?

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-->'''Phoenix:''' So I'm supposed to use So, what, it needs batteries? Where What size? I mean, where the fuck do you find batteries in the future?
24th Dec '13 2:47:49 PM LongLiveHumour
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** Made even better when you realize the entire diatribe is something right out of {{Denis Leary}}'s standup routine.

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** Made even better when you realize the entire diatribe is something right out of {{Denis Leary}}'s Creator/DenisLeary's standup routine.
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