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** During the review of Twilight Correspondence #12, [[TheGadfly Mervin]] gets it in her head to ask Mrs. Hyde to recall every moment Edward Cullen was ever [[{{Pride}} arrogant]] during the entire Twilight saga. The very next statement out of Meyer's mouth in that correspondence was that Edward wasn't arrogant. Mervin (and likely the reader) were laughing their asses off when Hyde [[UnstoppableRage Pauls out]].
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* Bekah's intro to the spork of ''Draco Sinister'' points out the fuck-up in the title: 'sinister' is Latin for 'left', so in her words, "I give to y’all the [[EpicFail adventures of the left-handed dragon.]] Enjoy."
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* Mervin decided to have [[{{Series/Supernatural}} Sam Winchester]] as a guest commenter for chapter 9 of ''Eclipse'', but she didn't want to spend all the time fangirling over him. So, she decided that the best course of action would be to drug herself out of her own mind. The best part is when she interrupts the spork to "finish her statue".
-->'''Mervin:''' [[TastesLikeDiabetes It is of a koala bear riding a unicorn over a double rainbow]]. *points at nothing* Do you like it?
-->'''Sam:''' *stares speechlessly*
-->'''Mervin:''' [[TastesLikeDiabetes It is of a koala bear riding a unicorn over a double rainbow]]. *points at nothing* Do you like it?
-->'''Sam:''' *stares speechlessly*
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* This exchange between Zelda Queen and Midoriri from the second fic in the ''Sailor Rainbow'' series. After Serena declares it's time for "some moon and rainbow power..."
-->'''ZELDA QUEEN:''' "That sounds kind of indecent."
-->'''MIDORIRI:''' "Rainbow and Moon power. Sounds like what happens when an entire Pride Parade drops their briefs at once."
-->'''ZELDA QUEEN:''' "That sounds kind of indecent."
-->'''MIDORIRI:''' "Rainbow and Moon power. Sounds like what happens when an entire Pride Parade drops their briefs at once."
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* Raxis's speculation that Fox News is secretly run by youma, after assisting with his first sporking in the ''SailorMoon'' fandom.
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* Raxis's speculation that Fox News is secretly run by youma, after assisting with his first sporking in the ''SailorMoon'' ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' fandom.
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** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land" has earned quite a few laughs.
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** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land" Land"[[note]](which Ako and then Mephisto pick up too, becoming "motherfuckin' princess/king of Major Land")[[/note]] has earned quite a few laughs.
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* Mervin's summary (in part 2 of the spork of Chapter 35 of Breaking Dawn) of how Stephenie Meyer tried to write the Cullen family as the epitome of Old Money, and instead wrote them as the crass, tasteless New Money stereotype.
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* Mervin's summary (in part 2 of the spork of Chapter 35 of Breaking Dawn) of how Stephenie Meyer tried to write the Cullen family as the epitome of [[BlueBlood Old Money, Money]], and instead wrote them as the crass, tasteless [[NouveauRiche New Money Money]] stereotype.
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** Also from the scripts, Aphrodite referring to herself as "[[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] Queen of Major Land" has earned quite a few laughs.
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* Mervin's summary (in part 2 of the spork of Chapter 27 35 of Breaking Dawn) of how Stephenie Meyer tried to write the Cullen family as the epitome of Old Money, and instead wrote them as the crass, tasteless New Money stereotype.
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* Mervin's summary of how Stephenie Meyer tried to write the Cullen family as the epitome of Old Money, and instead wrote them as the crass, tasteless New Money stereotype.
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* Mervin's summary (in part 2 of the spork of Chapter 27 of Breaking Dawn) of how Stephenie Meyer tried to write the Cullen family as the epitome of Old Money, and instead wrote them as the crass, tasteless New Money stereotype.
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* This comment, on a line from ''The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner'':
--> Bree utters a line—“So we're walking disco balls”—that, were this any other author, would make me think was a nod and a wink to the audience, except I know this is Meyer, and I have a feeling [[ViewersAreMorons it’s more of a poke in the eye with a sharp stick]].
--> Bree utters a line—“So we're walking disco balls”—that, were this any other author, would make me think was a nod and a wink to the audience, except I know this is Meyer, and I have a feeling [[ViewersAreMorons it’s more of a poke in the eye with a sharp stick]].
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* In particular, Marcus preferring to stare at the World's Biggest Ball Of Twine rather than preside the "trial".
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* Riffing Academy's zinger against a story that had the [[MartyStu main characters]] equipped with a "vaccine" that gave them immortality, among other things:
-->"It's a vaccine for this condition called "death". I call it the "Lazarus Vaccine!" The boys in the lab wanted to call it "Jesus Juice" but I had reservations about that."
-->"It's a vaccine for this condition called "death". I call it the "Lazarus Vaccine!" The boys in the lab wanted to call it "Jesus Juice" but I had reservations about that."
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* Riffing Academy's zinger against a story that had the [[MartyStu main characters]] equipped with a "vaccine" [[YouFailYourMedicalBoardsForever "vaccine"]] that gave them immortality, among other things:
-->"It's a vaccine for this condition called "death". I call it the "Lazarus Vaccine!" The boys in the lab wanted to call it"Jesus Juice" [[MichaelJackson "Jesus]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Juice"]] but I had reservations about that."
-->"It's a vaccine for this condition called "death". I call it the "Lazarus Vaccine!" The boys in the lab wanted to call it
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* Riffing Academy's zinger against a story that had the [[MartyStu main characters]] equipped with a "vaccine" that gave them immortality, among other things:
-->"It's a vaccine for this condition called "death". I call it the "Lazarus Vaccine!" The boys in the lab wanted to call it "Jesus Juice" but I had reservations about that."
-->"It's a vaccine for this condition called "death". I call it the "Lazarus Vaccine!" The boys in the lab wanted to call it "Jesus Juice" but I had reservations about that."
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* Some of the "scripts"[[note]](Whenever the fic follows canon events with little to no mention of Blaze or any original content, the girls provide silly cliffnotes versions until something actually ''happens.'')[[/note]] Riyna_chan and Midoriri make during the sporks of the ''Anime/SuitePrettyCure Meet the Dream Traveler'' offer moments like this; like Kanade lacing her cupcakes with friendship and aesops.
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** Not to mention Mrs. Hyde's running theory (which quite a few readers have taken up) that turning into a vampire in the ''Twilight'' 'verse automatically makes a character unbelievably stupid. Aro is the head of the vampire world simply because, while he's as dumb as the rest of them, he's at least aware of it.
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* Mervin's summary of how Stephenie Meyer tried to write the Cullen family as the epitome of Old Money, and instead wrote them as the crass, tasteless New Money stereotype.
--> Meyer really, really wanted Edward as [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice Mr. Darcy]]. Instead, she wrote him as Music/MCHammer.
--> Meyer really, really wanted Edward as [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice Mr. Darcy]]. Instead, she wrote him as Music/MCHammer.
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*The Whittler, with all her photoshop prowess, brings us Jar of Heart's [[http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/the_whittler/17012796/9758/9758_original.png Viserystache.]]
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* Mrs Hyde's meltdown over the eight pointed snowflake in chapter 27 part II, crystallographer rage indeed
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* Mrs Hyde's meltdown over the eight pointed snowflake in chapter ''Breaking Dawn'', Chapter 27 part II, crystallographer rage indeedPart II. Crystallographer rage, indeed.
* Sitaspell's rendition of the 'battle royale' from ''Hedging His Bets'':
-->*announcer’s voice*
-->THIS SUMMER….
-->Bad-ass HAWGS of the HEDGE Katie and Blake Carlisle will face off in a bloody, no-holds-barred showdown in an alley on the mean streets of…badass-shifter-ville. In a grim competition to see who can be the worst possible friend and overall human being, Katie and Blake will go head to head as they claw and scratch their way across the asphalt that lines the alley. Katie, the Pretty and Skinny Baby-Got-Back-Singing Bartender and Blake, the Murderous Blonde-Stalking Ass-Kicker are locked and loaded to fight the battle of their lives. Will Katie’s poorly defined character achieve the inconsistency of Castiel’s after season five? Will Blake finally overcome his hedgie shame and succeed in driving his throbbing phallus into Honey’s love grotto?
-->TWO HEDGEHOGS.
-->ONE BATTLE.
-->NO REGRETS.
-->*/announcer’s voice*
* Sitaspell's rendition of the 'battle royale' from ''Hedging His Bets'':
-->*announcer’s voice*
-->THIS SUMMER….
-->Bad-ass HAWGS of the HEDGE Katie and Blake Carlisle will face off in a bloody, no-holds-barred showdown in an alley on the mean streets of…badass-shifter-ville. In a grim competition to see who can be the worst possible friend and overall human being, Katie and Blake will go head to head as they claw and scratch their way across the asphalt that lines the alley. Katie, the Pretty and Skinny Baby-Got-Back-Singing Bartender and Blake, the Murderous Blonde-Stalking Ass-Kicker are locked and loaded to fight the battle of their lives. Will Katie’s poorly defined character achieve the inconsistency of Castiel’s after season five? Will Blake finally overcome his hedgie shame and succeed in driving his throbbing phallus into Honey’s love grotto?
-->TWO HEDGEHOGS.
-->ONE BATTLE.
-->NO REGRETS.
-->*/announcer’s voice*
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* Mrs Hyde's meltdown over the eight pointed snowflake, snowflake in chapter 27 part II, crystallographer rage indeed
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* Pointed out by Mervin from The Twilight Illustrated Guide: "'''ASTAROTH''', whose name was actually George, '''THREW OFF HIS CLOAK'''."
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* Pointed out by Mervin from The Twilight Illustrated Guide: "'''ASTAROTH''', whose name was actually George, '''THREW OFF HIS CLOAK'''.""
*Mrs Hyde's meltdown over the eight pointed snowflake, crystallographer rage indeed
*Mrs Hyde's meltdown over the eight pointed snowflake, crystallographer rage indeed
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* Sitaspell and cheryl_bites point out the unintentional hilarity of "Save The Pearls" as they succinctly describe a minstrel show actress wanting to bump uglies with a Thundercat.
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* Sitaspell and cheryl_bites point out the unintentional hilarity of "Save The Pearls" as they succinctly describe highlight the book's bizarre imagery of a minstrel show actress wanting to bump uglies with a Thundercat.
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* Sitaspell's call to come up with a more SignificantAnagram for [[EvilIsHammy Edgler Foreman Vess]] was readily answered with alternate names like "SAVE DEMON SEMEN", "FEDERALS GOVERN ME", "FLAVORED GREEN MESS", and "SEVEN EMERALD FROGS" among other gems.
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* Sitaspell's call to come up with a more SignificantAnagram for [[EvilIsHammy Edgler Foreman Vess]] was readily answered with alternate names like "SAVE DEMON SEMEN", "FEDERALS GOVERN ME", "FLAVORED GREEN MESS", and "SEVEN EMERALD FROGS" among other gems.gems.
* Harlequin Tentacle Porn brought to you by Gethsemane Butler. It's the perfect blend of ridiculous narm and nightmare fuel, both hilarious and horrible. It's hilarible!
* Pointed out by Mervin from The Twilight Illustrated Guide: "'''ASTAROTH''', whose name was actually George, '''THREW OFF HIS CLOAK'''."
* Harlequin Tentacle Porn brought to you by Gethsemane Butler. It's the perfect blend of ridiculous narm and nightmare fuel, both hilarious and horrible. It's hilarible!
* Pointed out by Mervin from The Twilight Illustrated Guide: "'''ASTAROTH''', whose name was actually George, '''THREW OFF HIS CLOAK'''."
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* Sitaspell's call to come up with additional anagrams a more SignificantAnagram for [[EvilIsHammy Edgler Foreman Vess Vess]] was readily answered with alternate names like "SAVE DEMON SEMEN", "FEDERALS GOVERN ME", "FLAVORED GREEN MESS", and "SEVEN EMERALD FROGS" among other gems.
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* Sitaspell and cheryl_bites point out the unintentional hilarity of Save The Pearls as they succinctly describe a minstrel show actress wanting to bump uglies with a Thundercat.Thundercat.
* Two words: Catsuit Tuesday.
-->'''GEHAYI:''' [...Christian Grey] hasn’t had an excuse to beat anyone for almost a whole week. Taylor is taller than he is, more muscular and ex-Army. I think there’s a limit to what he’ll tolerate, even on Catsuit Tuesday.
-->'''KET:''' And Taylor wouldn’t cry. He’d just check his email on his phone or read a magazine.''
-->'''GEHAYI:''' Oh, that would be priceless. “You’re supposed to cry!”
-->'''KET:''' “I’m crying on the inside, sir.”
-->'''GEHAYI:''' *laughs*
* Sitaspell's call to come up with additional anagrams for Edgler Foreman Vess was readily answered with alternate names like "SAVE DEMON SEMEN", "FEDERALS GOVERN ME", "FLAVORED GREEN MESS", and "SEVEN EMERALD FROGS" among other gems.
* Two words: Catsuit Tuesday.
-->'''GEHAYI:''' [...Christian Grey] hasn’t had an excuse to beat anyone for almost a whole week. Taylor is taller than he is, more muscular and ex-Army. I think there’s a limit to what he’ll tolerate, even on Catsuit Tuesday.
-->'''KET:''' And Taylor wouldn’t cry. He’d just check his email on his phone or read a magazine.''
-->'''GEHAYI:''' Oh, that would be priceless. “You’re supposed to cry!”
-->'''KET:''' “I’m crying on the inside, sir.”
-->'''GEHAYI:''' *laughs*
* Sitaspell's call to come up with additional anagrams for Edgler Foreman Vess was readily answered with alternate names like "SAVE DEMON SEMEN", "FEDERALS GOVERN ME", "FLAVORED GREEN MESS", and "SEVEN EMERALD FROGS" among other gems.
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* Raxis's speculation that Fox News is secretly run by youma, after assisting with his first sporking in the ''SailorMoon'' fandom.
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* Raxis's speculation that Fox News is secretly run by youma, after assisting with his first sporking in the ''SailorMoon'' fandom.fandom.
* The comm's collective headcanon that the Volturi are taking so long to exact justice is because they decided to take their entire coven on a fabulous American road-trip! Also, those costumes and choreography take time and practice.
* Sitaspell and CherylBites point out the unintentional hilarity of Save The Pearls as they succinctly describe a minstrel show actress wanting to bump uglies with a Thundercat.
* The comm's collective headcanon that the Volturi are taking so long to exact justice is because they decided to take their entire coven on a fabulous American road-trip! Also, those costumes and choreography take time and practice.
* Sitaspell and CherylBites point out the unintentional hilarity of Save The Pearls as they succinctly describe a minstrel show actress wanting to bump uglies with a Thundercat.
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* Pretty much every time Mervin has a meltdown over the PurpleProse in ''Twilight''. One particularly bad passage led to her [[AngstNuke Pauling out]] and snarling "I hate everything!"
* Many of the alternate titles for the sporked works.
* Raxis's speculation that Fox News is secretly run by youma, after assisting with his first sporking in the ''SailorMoon'' fandom.
* Many of the alternate titles for the sporked works.
* Raxis's speculation that Fox News is secretly run by youma, after assisting with his first sporking in the ''SailorMoon'' fandom.
