History Funny / DannyPhantom

'''Danny:''' Uh, let's just say I...[[JustForPun finally got under their skin.]]

* Danny's horrified scream when he accidentally uses his dad's "Sufferin' spooks" CatchPhrase.

* Maddie points out that Vlad doesn't care about other people, to which Jack replies by saying [[AcceptableTargets that makes him an ideal politician]].

* The RunningGag of Skulker getting bossed around by Tucker's PDA. After around the fifth time, he [[ThisIsGonnaSuck just has a look on his face that screams]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck “Again?”]]''

* Then there's Danny finding out that Sampson, one of two purple-back gorillas is [[SamusIsAGirl actually a Delilah.]]

* When Sam and Tucker spy on the Guys in White, they end up getting found out and handcuffed to a pole. This leads to one of the only funny lines of Sam's that actually sticks in this troper's mind: "You can't do this to us! I know the law! I read a graphic novel version of the Constitution!"

** This scene:
--->'''Jack''': Fear not, young ones, we're here to make sure this school is prepared for any ghost emergencies.\\
'''Maddie''': [''On megaphone.''] You must be cautious, at any time one of these ectoplasmic malefactors - [''Spots Danny in the crowd.''] HI, SWEETIE! [''Danny ducks down and blushes.''] - could appear out of nowhere.\\
'''Danny''': [''To Sam & Tucker.''] Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?\\
'''Sam''': Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.
*** And finally, the scene where Maddie realizes that Jack forgot to charge the bazooka.

* While it was cruel, the fact Danny was dressed as a baby is kind of funny.

* Mr. Lancer creaming Danny, Sam, and Tucker in ''Doomed''.

* Paulina's line about Sam dressing up in pink and make-up:

* The photo montage when Danny gets his memory back. Dynamic music is playing during all the photos of Danny fighting ghosts. Then it [[MoodWhiplash suddenly changes]] to a picture of him using intangibility to [[ThePeepingTom sneak in and out of the girls locker room]], complete with cheery music. It was even funnier the second time the photo was flashed.

* This bit while Danny is fighting his alternate timeline father who happens to be Half-ghost.

-->'''Skulker''': What are you waiting for!? Activate the Purpleback Gorilla Override!\\

'''Skulker''': What are you waiting for!? Activate the Purpleback Gorilla Override!\\

--> '''Vortex''': Stop the rain?! Never! The weather is my art! Did anyone ask Piccasso to stop painting the Mona Lisa?\\

-->'''Jack:''' Get your roots out of my town, you giant freak of horticulture! Thanks for writing the word 'horticulture' for me, Maddie.\\
'''Maddie:''' I didn't want you to forget. First impressions are important.\\
'''Jack:''' [[SelfDeprecation And yet, you married me anyway.]]

--> '''Nocturn:''' My army will keep the world asleep, so that I may remain all powerful

* '''Nocturn:''' My army will keep the world asleep, so that I may remain all powerful
* '''Danny:'' That's all you do? Put people to sleep? You sure you're not a teacher?

'''Tucker:''' We really gotts start paying more attention to these things.

'''Maddie:''' AT LAST! I mean, I love you just the way you are.

-->'''Jack:''' Why do I feel like I have buns of steel?\\
'''Maddie:''' FINALLY! I mean, I love you just the way you are, dear.

'''Tucker:''' We really have to start paying attention to these things.

-->'''Dash''': Why should we listen to you, Fen-turd?\\
'''Danny''': You're right, Dash. Let's ask the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to use all their equipment. ''(Beat)'' Yeah, that's what I thought. Now, who's with me?

-->'''Star:''' I did your math homework for you!\\
'''Danny:''' Now, ladies, ladies, you can't influence the judge with--whoa! Is this homework all the way through next semester?!\\

'''Danny:''' Ladies, ladies, you can't just--whoa! Is this through next semester?!\\

-->'''Jack''': In the meantime, Danny's busy skulking, Jazz is safe in Wisconsin. We have the house to ourselves.... [[BaitANdSwitch I'll get the checkerboard]]! (''Maddie frowns in disappointment'')