History Funny / DangerouslyChloe

* Chloe and Pandora attempt to give Abby TheTalk. Keep in mind that both Chloe and Pandora are both [[HornyDevils succubi]] and have a, shall we say, ''skewed'' viewpoint on sex.

** Abby refuses an offer to turn back to human in exchange for Chloe's boobs, so Sgt. Slash-Stab offers her a contract to become a succubus, with full scholarship at Charybdis, [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/sign-this-contract which she signs immediately]].

* Abby injects herself with Chloe's blood to give herself big boobs like Chloe. It instead gives her horns, wings and a tail. Chloe ends up taking her to Sgt. Slash-Stab... who is [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/darned-us-to-heck laughing her ass off]].
-->Ha ha ha ha! You... turned his sister into a... Aha ha ha ha ha!

* Apparently not even an ''incubus'' (the male form of a succubus) can handle the [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/spare_them_if_you_want sexual power of a succubus]].

* You might be thinking ''"Wow, Chloe is surprisingly nice and straightforward, considering that every other succubus is a'' ManipulativeBitch." And then ''[[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/good_chloroform this]]'' happens.
-->'''Chloe''': Pandora, where do you keep the good chloroform?
-->'''Pandora''': Third shelf on my dresser. Why?
-->'''Chloe''': Teddy has a date tonight and I want it to go off without a hitch.
-->'''Pandora''': A date? Teddy? Oo! Oo! So many ways to mess with him! I need to start plan--''*gets rag doused with chloroform shoved in her face*'' MFF MMFF!
-->'''Chloe''': Oh, like you haven't chloroformed me before! ''*Pandora passes out*'' Shh, shh, go to sleep, sillyhead. When I said "hitch, I meant ''"you"''.

* During Teddy's out-of-body experience, he happens to notice something [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/take_my_death_seriously unusual in the sky]] and decides to take a closer look. It turns out it was [[spoiler: [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/like_an_idiot Alchemy twerking.]] Of course, once she realizes she's been caught in the act, she dies of embarrassment and hightails it]]!

--> '''Alchemy:''' ''*Thinking*'' [[spoiler: I have become death, the reaper of souls.]]
--> '''Teddy:''' Hey...Hi there...
--> '''Alchemy:''' ''*Thinking*'' [[spoiler: No apparition shall escape me. No phantasam shall--]]
--> '''Teddy:''' I was watching you dance and...
--> '''Alchemy:''' ''*Whirls around*'' Stop looking at my butt!
--> '''Teddy:''' I...no! I wasn't! I was--
--> '''Alchemy:''' Harassing me?
--> '''Teddy:''' ...No. I was...I saw you dancing in the clouds, and...and I thought that was interesting and I wanted to find out more about y--
--> '''Alchemy:''' A-Are you saying you're ''interested'' in me?
--> '''Teddy:''' Uh...yyyyyyes?

* Chloe and Pandora attempt to give Abby TheTalk. Keep in mind that both Chloe and Pandora are both [[HornyDevils succubi]] and have a, shall we say, ''skewed'' viewpoint on sex.

--> '''Teddy:''' Uh...yyyyyyes?

* During Teddy's out-of-body experience, he happens to notice something [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/take_my_death_seriously unusual in the sky]] and decides to take a closer look. It turns out it was [[spoiler: [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/like_an_idiot Alchemy twerking.]] Of course, once she realizes she's been caught in the act, she dies of embarrassment and hightails it]]!

* During Teddy's out-of-body experience, he happens to notice something [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/take_my_death_seriously unusual in the sky]] and decides to take a closer look. It turns out it was [[spoiler: [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/like_an_idiot Alchemy rump shakin'.]] Of course, once she realizes she's been caught in the act, she dies of embarrassment and hightails it]]!

* During Teddy's out-of-body experience, he happens to notice something [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/take_my_death_seriously unusual in the sky]] and decides to take a closer look. It turns out it was [[spoiler: [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/like_an_idiot Alchemy shakin' her rump]] Of course, once she realizes she's been caught in the act, she dies of embarrassment and hightails it]]!

* During Teddy's out-of-body experience, he happens to notice something unusual in the sky and takes a closer look. It turns out it was [[spoiler: [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/like_an_idiot Alchemy shakin' her rump]] Of course, once she realizes she's been caught in the act, she dies of embarrassment and hightails it]]!

* During Teddy's out-of-body experience, he happens to notice something unusual in the sky and takes a closer look. Is it a bird? It turns out it was [[spoiler: [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/like_an_idiot Alchemy shakin' her rump]] Of course, once she realizes she's been caught in the act, she dies of embarrassment and hightails it]]!

* During Teddy's out-of-body experience, he happens to notice something unusual in the sky and takes a closer look. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's [[spoiler: [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/like_an_idiot Alchemy shakin' her rump]] Of course, once she realizes she's been caught in the act, she dies of embarrassment and hightails it]]!

* When asked how the hell Chloe ended up giving Teddy "kissing lessons" it turns out that Chloe caught a glimpse of Teddy coming out of the shower. And as it turns out he [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/the_whole_reason looks pretty damn good without a shirt.]] [[DistractedByTheSexy Enough to make a succubus blush.]]

* [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/purple_stuff Teddy gets stuffed into a fridge.]]

-->'''Chloe''': Oh, like you haven't chloroformed me before! ''*Pandora passes out*'' Shh, shh, go to sleep, sillyhead. When I said "hitch, I meant ''"you"''.

* You might be thinking "Wow, Chloe is surprisingly nice and straightforward, considering that every other succubus is a ManipulativeBitch." And then ''[[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/good_chloroform this]]'' happens.

* Teddy [[http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/a_new_man seems to have dropped "something"]].