History Funny / DamienSandow

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owoao5iOdy0 Vince McMahondow]]

* Sandow as a interpretive dancer. Wearing tights that make him look naked.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxSjob2Ne3s Damien Sandow challenges Sheamus to a Chess Match]] Sheamus says he can beat the game in one move. Brogue Kick to computer!

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVE6BKJvwFo Damien Sandow challenges Sheamus to a Chess Match]] Sheamus says he can beat the game in one move. Brogue Kick to computer!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhvXf86PsDM Sandow as]] SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}}

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLLuy2tJOWg Sandow as]] SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}}

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLLuy2tJOWg Sandow as]] SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}}

* Sandow asks ''Wrestling/SinCara'' of all people where Cody took his Money in the Bank briefcase. The only responses he got were Sin Cara nodding to every single question he asked. Sandow then walks off stating, "Thank you for wasting my time you anemic, pathetic piece of vermin."

** Then when The Rock played the game, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jfgbrRSf40Y#t=155 he offered a question to Sandow:]] "What do you get when you combine a geological aggregate of minerals with its lowest form?" Sandow beamed and answered, "Why, you get [[SchmuckBait 'rock bottom']]!" No prize for guessing what happened next.

** Then when The Rock played the game, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVBQFA0vRJI#t=2m35s he offered a question to Sandow:]] "What do you get when you combine a geological aggregate of minerals with its lowest form?" Sandow beamed and answered, "Why, you get [[SchmuckBait 'rock bottom']]!" No prize for guessing what happened next.

* "[[ExpospeakGag Oh, you were not aware of this? Your posterior better contact someone at once!]]" Rhodes Scholars meet [[Wrestling/{{DGenerationX}} the New Age Outlaws]].

* Sandow asks ''Sin Cara'' of all people where Cody took his Money in the Bank briefcase. The only responses he got were Sin Cara nodding to every single question he asked. Sandow then walks off stating, "Thank you for wasting my time you anemic, pathetic piece of vermin."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVE6BKJvwFo Damien Sandow challenges Sheamus to a Chess Match]] Sheamus says he can beat the game in one move. Brogue Kick to computer!

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOSTHhnLJM0 Damien Sandow serenades Rosa Mendes, JBL, and Michael Cole, who can barely keep it together.]] This has become a RunningGag, as he's sung about Wrestling/YoshiTatsu and Wrestling/RandyOrton as well.

* "[[ExpospeakGag Oh, you were not aware of this? Your posterior better contact someone at once!]]" Rhodes Scholars meets [[Wrestling/{{DGenerationX}} the New Age Outlaws]].

* "[[ExpospeakGag Oh, you were not aware of this? Your posterior better contact someone at once!]]" Rhodes Scholars meets New Age Outlaws.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOSTHhnLJM0 Damien Sandow serenades Rosa Mendes, JBL, and Michael Cole, who can barely keep it together.]] This has become a RunningGag, as he's sung about Yoshi Tatsu and Wrestling/RandyOrton as well.

* Sandow's response to getting the WHAT? treatment from the crowd: "Thank you for your irrelevant opinion!"

* Him taking [[Wrestling/ChickBusters Kaitlyn]]'s water bottle from her and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUxWr5lAN-c saying]] something to the effect of "Thank you, I'm parched!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhnDxosrcDI Damien takes an enlightened tour]] of Wrestling/WrestleMania 29 Axxess.

* When he and Cody Rhodes appeared on "Miz TV," Miz asked Cody if he actually grew his mustache or if Damien's beard just rubbed off on his lip. Damien's shocked expression made him look like [[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/sandowface.png/ he was being choked.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOSTHhnLJM0 Damien Sandow serenades Rosa Mendes, JBL, and Michael Cole, who can barely keep it together.]] This has become a RunningGag, as he's sung about Yoshi Tatsu and RandyOrton as well.

* When he and Cody Rhodes appeared on "Miz TV," Miz asked Cody if he actually grew his mustache or if Damien's beard just rubbed off on his lip. Damien's shocked expression made him look like [[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/sandowface.png/ he was being choked.]]

* When he and Cody Rhodes appeared on "Miz TV," Miz asked Cody if he actually grew his mustache or if Damien's beard just rubbed off on his lip. Damien's shocked expression made him look like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGE7TRj0FJo he was being choked.]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwgFCcYPk3A Sandow attempts to better understand the unwashed masses at Comic-Con 2012 by more closely interacting with them.]] Suffice to say, his reactions are priceless.

** Then when The Rock played the game, he offered a question to Sandow: "What do you get when you combine a geological aggregate of minerals with its lowest form?" Sandow beamed and answered, "Why, you get [[SchmuckBait 'rock bottom']]!" No prize for guessing what happened next.

* Him taking [[Wrestling/ChickBusters Kaitlyn]]'s water bottle from her and saying something to the effect of "Thank you, I'm parched!"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwgFCcYPk3A Sandow attempts to better understand the unwashed masses at Comic-Con 2012 by more closely interacting with them.]] Suffice to say, his reactions are pricless.

* Sandow had a RunningGag of bringing an "audience member" to the ring and giving them a 3-question quiz, the first two being basic common knowledge, but the third question being insanely obscure and difficult .When the inevitable wrong answer was given, Sandow would berate them with "YOU IGNORAMUS!"
** Then when The Rock played the game, he offered a question to Sandow: "What do you get when you combine a geological aggregate of minerals with its lowest form?” Sandow beamed and answered, "Why, you get [[SchmuckBait 'rock bottom']]!" No prize for guessing what happened next.

* Him taking [[Wrestling/{{ChickBusters}} Kaitlyn]]'s water bottle from her and saying something to the effect of "thank you, I'm parched!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhnDxosrcDI Damien takes an enlightened tour]] of WrestleMania 29 Axxess.

* When Cody Rhodes insulted The Rock, Sandow complimented him with, "Good form, Cody, good form!"

* Five words: "[[BryanDanielson Bearded goatface]], I summon thee!"

* Him taking Kaitlyn's water bottle from her and saying something to the effect of "thank you, I'm parched!"

* "Oh, you were not aware of this? Your posterior better contact someone at once!" Rhodes Scholars meets New Age Outlaws.

* Him taking Kaitlyn's water bottle from her and saying something to the effect of "thank you, I'm parched!"

* "Oh, you were not aware of this? Your posterior better contact someone at once!" Rhodes Scholars meets New Age Outlaws.

* "Oh, you were not aware of this? Your posterior better contact someone immediately!" Rhodes Scholars meets New Age Outlaws.

* Five words: "[[BryanDanielson Bearded goatface]], I summon thee!"

* Sandow's response to getting the WHAT? treatment from the crowd: "Thank you for your irrelevant opinion!"

** Then when The Rock played the game, he offered a question to Sandow: "What do you get when you combine a geological aggregate of minerals with its lowest form?” Sandow beamed and answered, "Why, you get [[SchmuckBait 'rock bottom']]!" No prize for guessing what happened next.