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* In the final scene of the Olympus Raid in Amazon Fury III, Circe has just taken the [[spoiler: Crown of Olympus from Zeus with help from Hera]] she gets all of 30 seconds to enjoy it before [[spoiler: Typhon makes his big entrance and declares he's here to kill them all 'Starting with the Pretender who wears the crown']] leading to this gem before everybody gets blown out the door.

* Hero or Villain, many of the FamousLastWords of bosses you defeat usually has them lamenting their defeat or vowing revenge. [[LazyBum Jack's]]? "''Finally...''"

* In the Wayne Manor Gala Duo, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy reveal that the kidnapped Bruce Wayne. Their demands for his safe return? 16 tons of cat food, the letter "B" removed from the English language, and a dump truck full of the world's finest catnip.

* During the Valentine's Day Event, some of the things that the lovestruck civilians say can be pretty hilarious. For example...

* In the Wayne Manor Gala Duo, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy reveal that the kidnapped Bruce Wayne. Their demands for his safe return? 16 tons of cat food, the letter "B" removed from the English language, and a dump truck full of the world's finest catnip.

* After Oracle gains control of the rogue robot in the Clocktower Raid, Harley wants her to say [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay something only she would say]] to prove that it's really her. Oracle states that Harley always wanted to raid Wonder Woman's closet, which shocks the latter, saying that she never told anyone. Ivy then snarks that Harley had told her. ''Twelve times''.

* For heroes, there's this exchange between Giganta and Wonder Girl after you reverse the former's GrandTheftMe attempt:
-->'''Giganta''': No! No! This body belongs to me!
-->'''Wonder Girl''': Not anymore it doesn't, thank goodness. Because there's no way I could pull my favorite jeans over your giant behind.
-->'''Giganta''': BiggerIsBetter, Wonder Brat. Ditch your training bra and find out.

* As a villain, when you encounter Hawkman and Hawkgirl in Metropolis during the Gorilla Grodd quest chain the latter will comment "You should use that devolver on yourself, it'd be an improvement!", referring to the devolution device you got earlier on.

--> Gee Raven, is this what happens when you break curfew?

---> Demons, Cultists, Villains, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Paparazzi]]... None of them are welcome here.

-->'''Superman:''' So Diana, do you think your counterpart have a VISIBLE jet?
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' Only if yours has a sense of humor.

-->'''John Constantine:''' Since you're such a fan of galavanting across the universe, I picked a very special location for our next expedition. I don't want to spoil the surprise.
-->(Opens a [[ComicBook/NewGods Boom Tube]])
-->'''John Constantine:''' That probably spoiled the surprise.

-->'''Deathstroke:''' You're a joke, kid. I've taken down Batman. And trust me. You're no Batman ''Boy Wonder''.
-->'''Nightwing:''' You say that like it's a bad thing. You should see his therapy bills.

* When Amazo is introduce in "Birds of Prey", he initially doesn't have his name, so when Jimmy Olsen excitedly calls him "Amazeballs", he takes it as his new designation ([[UpToEleven complete with official title card and everything]]). Fortunately, Jimmy convinces him to shorten it to Amazo.

* When Amazo is introduce in "Birds of Prey", he initially doesn't have his name, so when Jimmy Olsen excitedly calls him "Amazeballs", he takes it as his new designation ([[UpToEleven complete with official title card and everything]]). Fortunately, Jimmy convinces him to shorten it to Amazo.

* When Amazo is introduce in "Birds of Prey", he initially doesn't have his name, so when Jimmy Olsen excitedly calls him "Amazeballs", he takes it as his new designation. Fortunately, Jimmy convinces him to shorten it to Amazo.

* The demons in Metropolis {{lampshad|eHanging}}ing the player destroying stolen bags of money instead of taking it for themselves by telling them "Are you crazy?! That's a lot of money!"

* The Valentines "Gotham Date Knight" collection, which consists of a list of DC-themed parodies of romantic films, like "[[Film/MyBigFatGreekWedding My Big Fat Atlantean Wedding]]". When it is complete, the mail you get refers to the rarest item of the set, "[[Franchise/TheThreeMusketeers The Three Racketeers]]". Batman's message implies it is actually an Earth-3 movie that he saw to learn about Earth-3 culture, and says it is so bad he prefers romantic comedies. Meanwhile, Catwoman says she's seen every single movie on the list except that one, probably because it does not exist on the prime Earth.

-->'''Nightwing:''' You say that like it's a bad thing. You should see his therapy bills.

* Hero or Villain, many of the FamousLastWords of bosses you defeat usually has them lamenting their defeat or vowing revenge. Jack's? "''Finally...''"

-->'''Superman:''' So Diana, do you think your counterpart have a VISBLE jet?

* In the Artifacts quest, you team up with JohnConstantine to retrieve various artifacts. After retrieving an artifact on [[GreenLantern Oa]], John offers this little piece.

-->'''Deathstroke:''' You're a joke, kid. I've taken down Batman before. And trust me... You're no Batman ''Boy Wonder''.

-->'''Deathstroke:''' You're a joke, kid. I've taken down Batman before. ...And you're no Batman ''Boy Wonder''.

* Hero or Villain, many of the FamousLastWords of bosses you defeat usually has them lamenting their defeat or vowing revenge. Jack's? "''Finally...''"

-->'''John Constantine:''' That probably spoiled the surprise.

-->(Opens a [[NewGods Boom Tube]])

-->'''Wonder Woman:''' Only if yours has a sense of humor.

-->'''Circe''': [[BigWhat Wait? WHAT!]]

* In the 'First Piece' Duo you team up with Hawkgirl and Heatwave throughout the mission. During the end cutscene, you see Heatwave scoping out a golden statue. When the scene ends, both Heatwave and the statue are gone.

* During the boss fight against Black Hand, Sinestro spends the majority snarking at him.

* Occasionally during the battle against ComicBook/{{Deathstroke}}, when he tries to kill the Riddler with a flamethrower from the weapon rack, the latter will declare "Riddle me this" and before he can finish will suddenly yell "[[MoodWhiplash OH GOD IT BURNS!]]"

* In the 'First Piece' Duo up you team up with Hawkgirl and Heatwave throughout the mission. During the end cutscene, you see Heatwave scoping out a golden statue. When the scene ends, both Heatwave and the statue are gone.

* Ambush Bug can spawn in the [[NoobCave Braniac Harvester Ship]], and may say:

--> Do you ever stop whining? "Woe is life! Woe is death!" Shut up!

* During the boss fight against Black Hand, Sinestro spends the majority snarling at him.

* Joker is still at the top of his game.

-->Oh, look! [[MediumAwareness Another player]]!