Line #30 Funny/DCUniverseOnline


1	* When talking to Raven in the Watchtower, she may say that where she comes from is the closest thing to hell, and yes, she has been to [[UsefulNotes/NewJersey New Jersey]].
2	* During the Legacy of Krypton missions, Luthor will complain on how humanity doesn't appreciate his experiments on the students.
3	* In the Oolong Island alert (hard), [[MadScientist Dr. Pyrate]] somehow manages to transform himself into a giant robot.
4	-->(''robotic tone'') I don't know what went wrong but this is freaking awesome.
5	* If you save Mr. Freeze's goons from the cops they will sometimes pause to give you a round of polite applause.
6	* Calculator's comment when you are heading to JSA's headquarters to rescue Sinestro:
7	-->'''Calculator:''' The Sinestro Corps recruits are homing in on Sinestro's location at the Justice Society's headquarters. Guess that's what happens when you have your address listed in the, heh, yellow pages. Really, they're listed!
8	** Calculator himself is arguably a walking CMOF due to his DeadpanSnarker tendencies.
9	* ALL of the Booster Gold exploration quests.
10	* Klarion's motivation during the Halloween Event.
11	-->'''Klarion:''' I am not an emo pilgrim. I am a Witch Boy.
12	* The Jokandroid enemy's [[EnemyChatter banter]] combined with their RoboSpeak belays how annoying they are to fight.
13	-->Nice outfit. Did your mommy make it for you?\
14	Don't you have a [[CatUpATree cat in a tree]] to save? Beat it!\
15	You're not Batman! I wanted to kill Batman!
16	* The dialogue between Giganta and Wonder Girl after you reverse the former's GrandTheftMe attempt:
17	-->'''Giganta''': No! No! This body belongs to me!\
18	'''Wonder Girl''': Not anymore it doesn't, thank goodness. Because there's no way I could pull my favorite jeans over your giant behind.\
19	'''Giganta''': BiggerIsBetter, Wonder Brat. Ditch your training bra and find out.
20	* The demons in Metropolis {{lampshad\|eHanging}}ing the player destroying [[note]] Technically, based on the quest prompt, it's returning it, but you'll never see it again. [[/note]] stolen bags of money instead of taking it for themselves by telling them "Are you crazy?! That's a lot of money!"
21	* Occasionally during the battle against ComicBook/{{Deathstroke}}, when he tries to kill the Riddler with a flamethrower from the weapon rack, the latter will declare "Riddle me this" and before he can finish will suddenly yell "[[SuddenlyShouting OH GOD IT BURNS!]]"
22	** Also in the same instance, if you try to answer the final riddle in the Monarch Card Company before answering the previous one, Riddler will give a message to solve the previous one in a very disappointed and annoyed voice.
23	* As a villain, when you encounter Hawkman and Hawkgirl in Metropolis during the Gorilla Grodd storyline, the latter will comment "You should use that devolver on yourself, it'd be an improvement!", referring to the devolution device you got earlier on.
24	* Playing as a villain, despite being a HeroicMime, manages to give you a lot of HeroicComedicSociopath moments especially in more recent content where heroes and villains have to reluctantly work together.
25	* During the then-final ''Sins of the Father'' story arc in Gotham while facing the captive Titans, Beast Boy has this gem:
26	-->Gee Raven, is this what happens when you break curfew?
27	** He receives another in the ''Sons of Trigon'' expansion:
28	--->Demons, Cultists, Villains, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Paparazzi]]... None of them are welcome here.
29	* Ambush Bug can spawn in the [[NoobCave Brainiac Harvester Ship]], and may say:
30	-->Oh, look! [[MediumAwareness Another player]]!
31	* Joker is still at the top of his game.
32	* During the boss fight against Black Hand, Sinestro spends the majority snarking at him like mocking an EmoTeen.
33	--> Do you ever stop whining? "Woe is life! Woe is death!" Shut up!
34	* Towards the end of the War of the Light storyline when all corps team up against the Black Lanterns, Carol and Hal were discussing when Sinestro butts in, prompting Carol to ask "where did you even get this number?" Sinestro also tells them to "GetARoom."
35	* In the 'First Piece' Duo you team up with Hawkgirl and Heatwave throughout the mission. During the end cutscene, you see Heatwave scoping out a golden statue. When the scene ends, both Heatwave and the statue are gone.
36	* In the final scene of the Olympus Raid in Amazon Fury III, Circe has just taken the Crown of Olympus from Zeus with help from Hera she gets all of 30 seconds to enjoy it before Typhon makes his big entrance and declares he's here to kill them all 'Starting with the Pretender who wears the crown' leading to this gem before everybody gets blown out the door.
37	-->'''Circe''': [[BigWhat Wait? WHAT!]]
38	* During The Panopticon raid, Superman and Wonder Woman have this exchange:
39	-->'''Superman:''' So Diana, do you think your counterpart have a VISIBLE jet?\
40	'''Wonder Woman:''' Only if yours has a sense of humor.
41	* In the Artifacts quest, you team up with ComicBook/JohnConstantine to retrieve various artifacts. After retrieving an artifact on [[Franchise/GreenLantern Oa]], John offers this little piece.
42	-->'''John Constantine:''' Since you're such a fan of galavanting across the universe, I picked a very special location for our next expedition. I don't want to spoil the surprise.\
43	(Opens a [[ComicBook/NewGods Boom Tube]])\
44	'''John Constantine:''' That probably spoiled the surprise.
45	* Hero or Villain, many of the last words of bosses you defeat usually has them lamenting their defeat or vowing revenge. [[LazyBum Jack's]]? "''Finally...''"
46	* During the "Titans Targeted" alert, Deathstroke and Nightwing duel in the Cafeteria.
47	-->'''Deathstroke:''' You're a joke, kid. I've taken down Batman. And trust me. You're no Batman ''Boy Wonder''.\
48	'''Nightwing:''' You say that like it's a bad thing. You should see his therapy bills.
49	* The Valentines "Gotham Date Knight" collection, which consists of a list of DC-themed parodies of romantic films, like "[[Film/MyBigFatGreekWedding My Big Fat Atlantean Wedding]]". When it is complete, the mail you get refers to the rarest item of the set, "[[Literature/TheThreeMusketeers The Three Racketeers]]". Batman's message implies it is actually an Earth-3 movie that he saw to learn about Earth-3 culture, and says it is so bad he prefers romantic comedies. Meanwhile, Catwoman says she's seen every single movie on the list except that one, probably because it does not exist on the prime Earth.
50	* When Amazo is introduced in "Birds of Prey", he initially doesn't have his name, so when Jimmy Olsen excitedly calls him "Amazeballs", he takes it as his new designation (complete with official title card and everything). Fortunately, Jimmy convinces him to shorten it to Amazo.
51	* After Oracle gains control of the rogue robot in the Clocktower Raid, Harley wants her to say [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay something only she would say]] to prove that it's really her. Oracle states that Harley always wanted to raid Wonder Woman's closet, which shocks the latter, saying that she never told anyone. Ivy then snarks that Harley had told her. ''Twelve times''.
52	* In the Wayne Manor Gala Duo, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy reveal that they kidnapped Bruce Wayne. Their demands for his safe return? 16 tons of cat food, the letter "B" removed from the English language, and a dump truck full of the world's finest catnip.
53	* During the Valentine's Day Event, some of the things that the lovestruck civilians say can be incredibly heartwarming, but also pretty hilarious. For example...
54	-->'''Civilian:''' I should write my love a poem, maybe a bitchin' haiku.
55	* In the new version of the tutorial, Oracle will summon Flash and Green Lantern to help, mentioning that they're her favorites... before asking the player not to mention this fact to Batman.

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