History Funny / CrashTwinsanity

* The soundtrack is equal parts awesome and funny... particularly the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8BrU1yyDcs Worm Chase theme]], which is particularly hilarious rendition of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4 The Blue Danube Waltz]]''.

** After shooting and stunning Coco, Cortex decides to [[FaceDoodling draw a moustache and thick eyebrows on her face]].

---> '''Cortex:''' ''[screams and shoots him with his ray gun]''
---> ''[Cortex winces, expecting the universe to fall apart for killing his good counterpart. He opens his eyes, but nothing has happened. Crash and Nina stare at him, bewildered.]''

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---> '''Cortex:''' We must be careful. The dimensions coexist in fragile equilibrium. Any contact with our alter egos in this alternate reality could prove disastrous!

--> '''Farmer:''' If you rid my land of these pests, I'll give you this Power Crystal.

--> '''N. Tropy:''' The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. Tell us where the treasure is, and we'll... let you go. ''(Crash is a mute as always)'' Silence?

--> '''Amberly:''' I see you found employment as a barber.\\
'''Cortex:''' ''(whiny)'' I'm an evil scientist!

-->''"The greatest evil scientist in the world! ...stuck in a pipe. How can things get any worse?"''

* The [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Moulin Cortex]].

* The back of the game's case even gets a funny moment. Along the right side of it is a list of all the game's moves (well, "Spank" being the only exception)...and the last one is called "Censored". And it's covered up by the ESRB rating. The fact that it's an E-rating tops the whole thing off.

* Cortex: "How I envy the simple life of the tribal folk." ''(Papu Papu rolls his belly, impressing the on-lookers)''

''The scene continues to switch between the penguin and Cortex holding a fish... until the fish is replaced with a gun, which Cortex shoots to stun the penguin. The other ones start flying upwards with jetpacks.''

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---> '''N. Gin:''' ''(wolf whistles)'' Now that's my kind of woman!

---> '''Good Cortex:''' ''(cheerful)'' Welcome to the Tenth...
---> '''Cortex:''' ''(screams and shoots him with his ray gun)''

---> '''Cortex:''' ''(awkwardly)'' I'm...not [[IncrediblyLamePun thirsty.]] ''(to Crash, who's [[HelloNurse taking in the view]])'' Let's go.

--> '''Cortex:''' Before you rises a cathedral of DIABOLICAL GENIUS! Scary, but in the wrong hands this iceberg lair could do much... good in this world.\\

--> '''N. Tropy''': The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. Tell us where the treasure is, and we'll... let you go. ''(Crash is a mute as always)'' Silence?

--> '''Amberly''': I see you found employment as a barber.\\
'''Cortex''': ''(whiny)'' I'm an evil scientist!

--> '''Uka Uka''': My my, can it be? Crash and Cortex? I don't know whether to kiss you...or ''kill'' you!\\
'''Crash''': ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint goes in to kiss Uka Uka]]''

--> '''Penguin''': ''(angry penguin noises)''\\
'''Cortex''': The check ''bounced?'' Are you so sure? Well, the last few years have kind of been slow... [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheWrathOfCortex Wrath of Cortex]] [[SelfDeprecation didn't do as well as we hoped]], and-\\
'''Penguin''': Grrrr...\\
'''Cortex''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Fish?]]\\

--> '''N. Gin:''' ''(wolf whistles)'' Now that's my kind of woman!

--> '''Good Cortex:''' ''(cheerful)'' Welcome to the Tenth...
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(screams and shoots him with his ray gun)''
** There was going to be a scene involving Coco's Tenth Dimension counterpart. [[SarcasmMode I have no idea why this didn't make the cut.]]
-->'''Evil Coco:''' Ain't that sweet. It's a real man who ain't afraid to show his feelings. And my mom says [[DoubleEntendre real men prefer their cocoa hot and bitter.]]
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(awkwardly)'' I'm...not [[IncrediblyLamePun thirsty.]] ''(to Crash, who's [[HelloNurse taking in the view]])'' Let's go.

-->'''Evil Coco''' Ain't that sweet. It's a real man who ain't afraid to show his feelings. And my mom says [[DoubleEntendre real men prefer their cocoa hot and bitter.]]
--> '''Cortex''' ''(awkwardly)'' I'm...not [[IncrediblyLamePun thirsty.]] ''(to Crash, who's [[HelloNurse taking in the view]])'' Let's go.

** There was going to be a scene involving Coco's Tenth Dimension counterpart. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer These are the actual lines for the scene.]]

--> '''Cortex''' ''(awkwardly)'' I'm...not [[IncrediblyLamePun thirsty.]] ''(to Crash, who's [[HelloNurse taking in the view]]) Let's go.

--> '''Cortex''' ''(awkwardly)'' I'm...not [[IncrediblyLamePun thirsty.]] Let's go.

--> '''Cortex''' ''(awkwardly)'' I'm...not [[Pun thirsty.]] Let's go.

** There was going to be a scene involving Coco's Tenth Dimension counterpart. [["NotMakingThisUp"Disclaimer These are the actual lines for the scene.]]

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