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15th Apr '15 8:28:45 AM dsneybuf
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* "Why'd you stop?" "What, so you can fall asleep like you always do?"
15th Apr '15 8:27:20 AM dsneybuf
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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack. During the interview, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a goofy guy in the background smiles, waves, flaunts Eve's panties, and gives a thumb's-up]].
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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack. During the interview, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a goofy guy in the background smiles, waves, flaunts Eve's panties, and gives a thumb's-up]].thumb's-up]]. * "Why'd you stop?" "What, so you can fall asleep like you always do?" * "I'm ALIIIIIIVE!" ** Then he dies. * "Many Triads would give the hearts from their own breasts to save Poon Dong. Not me though, '''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck that]]''', but many." * "You killed my brother mother fucker, prepare to die." * The entire epinephrine scene, which begins with Chelios running down the street screaming, wearing only a hospital gown, while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome British speed metal]] plays in the background.
16th Feb '15 2:38:25 PM ultimomant
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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack.
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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack. During the interview, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a goofy guy in the background smiles, waves, flaunts Eve's panties, and gives a thumb's-up]].
8th Feb '15 8:15:18 AM TheArtfulBazza
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* "Your friend, has the gay condition."
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* "Your friend, has the gay condition."" * The shotgun scene in the second film. * From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack.
8th Nov '13 4:03:21 PM ultimomant
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* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''ass in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.
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* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''ass in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.gut. * "Your friend, has the gay condition."
23rd Oct '13 7:17:55 PM ultimomant
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--> '''Chev:'''Almost there. --> '''Eve:''' So you could fall asleep like before. I don't think so. --> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]] * In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''as in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.
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--> '''Chev:'''Almost -->'''Chev:''' Almost there. --> '''Eve:''' -->'''Eve:''' So you could fall asleep like before. I don't think so. --> '''Chev:''' -->'''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]] * In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''as ''ass in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.
16th Jul '13 1:04:38 AM eviltwin531
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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]
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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]FUCK!!!]] * In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''as in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.
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