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* Try to get through watching the Franchise/{{Godzilla}}-style [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb682WbGgOA fight scene]] from the second movie with a straight face.

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* Try to get through watching the Franchise/{{Godzilla}}-style [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb682WbGgOA com/watch?v=1uIPM6h1gDg fight scene]] from the second movie with a straight face.
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* When Chev realizes he needs to get his adrenaline up in a slow cab ride, he tries to make do by headbanging, and orders the driver to crank the music... And it's "Achy Breaky Heart" by Music/BillyRayCyrus. He causes the driver no shortage of confusion as his thrashing and full body headbanging rattles his seat and the entire cab, and we get a nice shot of the slow moving cab rolling down the street with Chelios slamming his head into the front seat repeatedly.
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** And during the sex scene, one of the racing horses leaps clear over the two lovers in the middle of the track; and Eve, who is on her back, gets a good look at the horse's under carriage... And is ''quite'' impressed.
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* The shotgun scene in the second film.

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* [[AssShove The shotgun scene in the second film.]]
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* In ''High Voltage'' Doc tells Chelios that he's "reasonably sure" that he can put his original heart back in his chest... A few scenes later, he's on the crapper looking over anatomy diagrams, and taking notes on the side pointing to certain organs like "WTF is this?!"

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-->'''Chev:''' JESUS FUCK!!!

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-->'''Chev:''' JESUS FUCK!!!FUCK!!
** He then kills a dude out of anger.
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* "Many Triads would give the hearts from their own breasts to save Poon Dong. Not me though, '''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck that]]''', but many."

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* "Many Triads would give the hearts from their own breasts to save Poon Dong. Not me though, '''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck that]]''', '''fuck that''', but many."



* In the second film, when Chev goes into the social club looking for Johnny Vang, you can see ludicrous amounts of [[SpecialEffectsFailure clearly fake limbs]] and body parts flying out the windows as Chev literally [[LamePun cleaves]] his way through the house in search of Vang.

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* In the second film, when Chev goes into the social club looking for Johnny Vang, you can see ludicrous amounts of [[SpecialEffectsFailure clearly fake limbs]] and body parts flying out the windows as Chev literally [[LamePun cleaves]] cleaves his way through the house in search of Vang.
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-->'''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]

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-->'''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]JESUS FUCK!!!

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* Where the first film's FingerGun moment was awesome, the second film's is funnier. Chev is threatening [[spoiler: Johnny Vang]] when he points at his head, and it suddenly explodes. The look on Chev's face as he stares at his finger in astonishment/confusion is priceless.

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* Where the first film's FingerGun moment was awesome, the second film's is funnier. Chev is threatening [[spoiler: Johnny Vang]] Vang when he points at his head, and it suddenly explodes. The look on Chev's face as he stares at his finger in astonishment/confusion is priceless.
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* Johnny Vangs laugh never fails to make one laugh.

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* Johnny Vangs Vang's laugh never fails to make one laugh.



* "You killed my brother mother fucker, prepare to die."

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* "You killed my brother mother fucker, brother, motherfucker, prepare to die."
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* The entire epinephrine scene, which begins with Chelios running down the street screaming, wearing only a hospital gown, while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome British speed metal]] plays in the background.

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* The entire epinephrine scene, which begins with Chelios running down the street screaming, wearing only a hospital gown, while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic British speed metal]] plays in the background.
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* Johnny Vangs laugh never fails to make one laugh.
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* The RottenTomatoes consensus of the first movie:

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* The RottenTomatoes Website/RottenTomatoes consensus of the first movie:
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* Try to get through watching the Franchise/{{Godzilla}}-style [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb682WbGgOA fight scene]] from the second movie with a straight face.

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* Try to get through watching the Franchise/{{Godzilla}}-style [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb682WbGgOA fight scene]] from the second movie with a straight face.face.
* The RottenTomatoes consensus of the first movie:
--> It's a film about a guy injected with Speed... wait, [[Film/{{Speed}} there's no bus]]. It's a film about a guy who has to kick a bunch of squirmy butt to stay alive... wait, [[Film/SnakesOnAPlane no snakes or planes here]]. But it is a film about doing lots of drugs and pulling lots of punches, and it entertains accordingly.
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* Where the first film's FingerGun moment was awesome, the second film's is funnier. Chev is threatening [[spoiler: Johnny Vang]] when he points at his head, and it suddenly explodes. The look on Chev's face as he stares at his finger in astonishment/confusion is priceless.

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* Where the first film's FingerGun moment was awesome, the second film's is funnier. Chev is threatening [[spoiler: Johnny Vang]] when he points at his head, and it suddenly explodes. The look on Chev's face as he stares at his finger in astonishment/confusion is priceless.priceless.
* Try to get through watching the Franchise/{{Godzilla}}-style [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb682WbGgOA fight scene]] from the second movie with a straight face.
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--> '''Ron Jeremy:''' You carry weapons, we carry weapons... in our pants!

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--> '''Ron Jeremy:''' You carry weapons, we carry weapons... in our pants!pants!
* Where the first film's FingerGun moment was awesome, the second film's is funnier. Chev is threatening [[spoiler: Johnny Vang]] when he points at his head, and it suddenly explodes. The look on Chev's face as he stares at his finger in astonishment/confusion is priceless.
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* The entire epinephrine scene, which begins with Chelios running down the street screaming, wearing only a hospital gown, while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome British speed metal]] plays in the background.

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* The entire epinephrine scene, which begins with Chelios running down the street screaming, wearing only a hospital gown, while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome British speed metal]] plays in the background.background.
* In the second film, when Chev goes into the social club looking for Johnny Vang, you can see ludicrous amounts of [[SpecialEffectsFailure clearly fake limbs]] and body parts flying out the windows as Chev literally [[LamePun cleaves]] his way through the house in search of Vang.
* During the police chase in the second movie, Chev is forced to stop mid-chase as a porn star strike has blocked the road. Seeing his police cruiser and assuming Chev is a cop, the disgruntled entertainers begin to shout profanities and lewd jokes at him. The best one coming from none other than Ron Jeremy.
--> '''Ron Jeremy:''' You carry weapons, we carry weapons... in our pants!
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* "Why'd you stop?" "What, so you can fall asleep like you always do?"
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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack. During the interview, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a goofy guy in the background smiles, waves, flaunts Eve's panties, and gives a thumb's-up]].

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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack. During the interview, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a goofy guy in the background smiles, waves, flaunts Eve's panties, and gives a thumb's-up]].thumb's-up]].
* "Why'd you stop?" "What, so you can fall asleep like you always do?"
* "I'm ALIIIIIIVE!"
** Then he dies.
* "Many Triads would give the hearts from their own breasts to save Poon Dong. Not me though, '''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck that]]''', but many."
* "You killed my brother mother fucker, prepare to die."
* The entire epinephrine scene, which begins with Chelios running down the street screaming, wearing only a hospital gown, while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome British speed metal]] plays in the background.
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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack.

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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack. During the interview, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a goofy guy in the background smiles, waves, flaunts Eve's panties, and gives a thumb's-up]].
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* "Your friend, has the gay condition."

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* "Your friend, has the gay condition.""
* The shotgun scene in the second film.
* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack.
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* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''ass in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.

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* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''ass in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.gut.
* "Your friend, has the gay condition."
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--> '''Chev:'''Almost there.
--> '''Eve:''' So you could fall asleep like before. I don't think so.
--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]
* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''as in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.

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--> '''Chev:'''Almost -->'''Chev:''' Almost there.
--> '''Eve:''' -->'''Eve:''' So you could fall asleep like before. I don't think so.
--> '''Chev:''' -->'''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]
* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''as ''ass in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.
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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]

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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]FUCK!!!]]
* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''as in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.
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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper: JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike: FUCK!!!]]

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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper: [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike: [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]
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* Many of the sex scenes of the movie. But special mention goes to the big Chase Scene before the Showdown in Crank 1. Eve fellates Chev to keep him awake and just as when he is about to get release from it. She stops and makes a remark about their sex life.
--> '''Chev:'''Almost there.
--> '''Eve:''' So you could fall asleep like before. I don't think so.
--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper: JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike: FUCK!!!]]

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