History Funny / Crank

18th Apr '16 12:33:41 AM Avenuewriter
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--> '''Ron Jeremy:''' You carry weapons, we carry weapons... in our pants!

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--> '''Ron Jeremy:''' You carry weapons, we carry weapons... in our pants!pants!
* Where the first film's FingerGun moment was awesome, the second film's is funnier. Chev is threatening [[spoiler: Johnny Vang]] when he points at his head, and it suddenly explodes. The look on Chev's face as he stares at his finger in astonishment/confusion is priceless.
18th Apr '16 12:08:49 AM Avenuewriter
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* The entire epinephrine scene, which begins with Chelios running down the street screaming, wearing only a hospital gown, while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome British speed metal]] plays in the background.

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* The entire epinephrine scene, which begins with Chelios running down the street screaming, wearing only a hospital gown, while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome British speed metal]] plays in the background.background.
* In the second film, when Chev goes into the social club looking for Johnny Vang, you can see ludicrous amounts of [[SpecialEffectsFailure clearly fake limbs]] and body parts flying out the windows as Chev literally [[LamePun cleaves]] his way through the house in search of Vang.
* During the police chase in the second movie, Chev is forced to stop mid-chase as a porn star strike has blocked the road. Seeing his police cruiser and assuming Chev is a cop, the disgruntled entertainers begin to shout profanities and lewd jokes at him. The best one coming from none other than Ron Jeremy.
--> '''Ron Jeremy:''' You carry weapons, we carry weapons... in our pants!
15th Apr '15 8:28:45 AM dsneybuf
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* "Why'd you stop?" "What, so you can fall asleep like you always do?"
15th Apr '15 8:27:20 AM dsneybuf
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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack. During the interview, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a goofy guy in the background smiles, waves, flaunts Eve's panties, and gives a thumb's-up]].

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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack. During the interview, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a goofy guy in the background smiles, waves, flaunts Eve's panties, and gives a thumb's-up]].thumb's-up]].
* "Why'd you stop?" "What, so you can fall asleep like you always do?"
* "I'm ALIIIIIIVE!"
** Then he dies.
* "Many Triads would give the hearts from their own breasts to save Poon Dong. Not me though, '''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck that]]''', but many."
* "You killed my brother mother fucker, prepare to die."
* The entire epinephrine scene, which begins with Chelios running down the street screaming, wearing only a hospital gown, while [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome British speed metal]] plays in the background.
16th Feb '15 2:38:25 PM ultimomant
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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack.

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* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack. During the interview, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a goofy guy in the background smiles, waves, flaunts Eve's panties, and gives a thumb's-up]].
8th Feb '15 8:15:18 AM TheArtfulBazza
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* "Your friend, has the gay condition."

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* "Your friend, has the gay condition.""
* The shotgun scene in the second film.
* From the second film, the old lady being interviewed on the news and explains what Chev did to her at the racetrack.
8th Nov '13 4:03:21 PM ultimomant
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* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''ass in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.

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* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''ass in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.gut.
* "Your friend, has the gay condition."
23rd Oct '13 7:17:55 PM ultimomant
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--> '''Chev:'''Almost there.
--> '''Eve:''' So you could fall asleep like before. I don't think so.
--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]
* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''as in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.

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--> '''Chev:'''Almost -->'''Chev:''' Almost there.
--> '''Eve:''' -->'''Eve:''' So you could fall asleep like before. I don't think so.
--> '''Chev:''' -->'''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]
* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''as ''ass in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.
16th Jul '13 1:04:38 AM eviltwin531
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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]

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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]FUCK!!!]]
* In the second episode, after the scene at the race track, Eve is walking down the street pissed off. Amy Smart's delivery of "That's the last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ''as in the wind'' in front of 10,000 people!" is funny enough. However, after that line lands, and you realize that line was not a metaphor or hyperbole in any way, Chev has literally left her with her ass in the wind in front of large crowds twice now, you proceed to bust a gut.
6th Feb '13 12:17:40 PM Shanethefilmmaker
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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper: JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike: FUCK!!!]]

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--> '''Chev:''' [[HairTriggerTemper: [[HairTriggerTemper JESUS]] [[PrecisionFStrike: [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!!!]]
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