History Funny / CorpseBride

** "tears to shed" is a tear jerker but how both the margot and the spider dismiss victoria can give you chuckle they made being alive and breath and having a pulshe sound like being things that made you attractive and not like you know being essisial if you have dark sense of humor and it make you graf with laughter

-->'''Maggot:''' Not ''anymore''...

-->'''Lord Everglot:''' Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.

-->'''Mr. Everglot:''' If ever I see that Van Dort boy I'll strangle him with my ''bare hands!''
-->'''Mrs. Everglot:''' Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.

* When the Everglots meet the Van Dorts at the film's beginning after "According To Plan," Mrs. Everglot prods her husband to smile. He has extreme difficulty but [[TheUnSmile manages to produce a half-smile]].

** "In other news -- THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!"

--->'''Town Crier:''' Hear ye, hear ye! Rehearsal in ruins as Van Dort boy causes chaos! ''(notices Victor, and makes it a point to let him know)'' Fishy fiancé could be [[StealthPun canned]]! Everglots all fired up as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal!

* [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "...There's an ''eye'' in me soup." ]]

* When Alfred and Gertrude reunite, the PunctuatedPounding he gets before he finally says her name is hilarious.

** "With this hand... I will cup your-" ''(realizes he has hands over chest)'' "... Oh goodness no."
** "With this candle, I will... I will... I will set your mother on fire."

* As Victoria is getting her corsets laced: "Get those corsets laced properly. I can hear you speak without gasping."

* Almost any moment with [[TheConscience the]] [[DeadpanSnarker maggot]] living inside Emily's head.

* When the Everglots meet the Van Dorts at the film's beginning after "According To Plan," Mrs. Everglot prods her husband to smile. He has extreme difficulty but [[TheUnSmile manages to produce a half-smile]], providing the page image.

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[[caption-width-right:350:"Smile, darling. Smile."]]

** "With this hand... I will cup your..." ''(realizes he has hands over chest)'' "... Oh goodness no."

** "With this candle, I shall... I shall... set your mother on fire."
** "With this hand, I shall take your wine... no."

* "...There's an ''eye'' in me soup."

-->'''The black widow:''' Oh, those girls are ten-a-penny - you've got so much more! You've got... you've got a ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise wonderful personality]]''!

-->'''Victor''': I did?! [{{Beat}}] [[OhCrap I]] ''[[OhCrap did...]]'' (''starts banging his head on the bar counter'') Wake up! Wake up! ''Wake up!''

-->'''Victor''': I did?! [{{Beat}}] [[OhCrap I did...]] ''(starts banging his head on the bar counter)'' Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

-->'''Pastor Galswells:''' Begone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! [[YouShallNotPass You shall not enter here]]! Back... back... back!

* As bad as you might feel for her, Victoria expressionless manner during her marriage to [[spoiler: Lord Barkis]] is kind of funny. She's just so ''[[ThousandYardStare thrilled]]'' to be there.

* Just before Barkis [[spoiler:croaks]], everyone wants to beat him up, but Elder Gutknecht stops them, reminding them that when amongst the living they must abide by their rules. When Barkis [[spoiler:dies]] however...

-->(''Cue Barkis [[spoiler:choking to death]]'')

Despite being a movie where the dead walk the Earth, it does manage to bring out some humor.

[[caption-width-right:350:Smily Darling, Smile]]

Despite being a movie where he dead walk the Earth, it does manage to be bring out some humor.

** "In other news -- THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!" *clangetyclangetyclang*

--->'''Town Crier:''' ''([[NoIndoorVoice shouting so loudly the cups and saucers rattle]])'' HEAR YE, HEAR YE! VICTOR VAN DORT SEEN THIS NIGHT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE ARMS OF A MYSTERY WOMAN! THE DARK-HAIRED TEMPTRESS AND MISTER VAN DORT SLIPPED AWAY INTO THE NIGHT!! ''(normal volume)'' And now the weather. Scattered showers...
** After the wedding rehearsal fiasco, Victor bemoans that his day couldn't get any worse, and then he hears...

* In "According To Plan", the Everglots are so pessimistic about Victoria's imminent wedding that their parts are played as if they were part of a requiem mass. To top it off, the doorbell in the end sounds almost like a funeral bell.
* "...There's an ''eye'' in me soup." Followed shortly by Grandfather Everglot scaring his grandson and his wife out of their wits, simply by asking where they keep the [[{{Pun}} spirits]].
* Before the heartwarming moment where Alfred and Gertrude reunite, the PunctuatedPounding he gets before he finally says her name is hilarious.

-->'''Priest:''' Begone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! [[YouShallNotPass You shall not enter here]]! Back... back... back!
--->''[{{beat}}]''

** The Priests shocked look and one of the skeletons casually pushing his crosier out of his hand as it passes by also counts.

* "And with these hands... I will cup your..." ''(realizes he has hands over chest)'' "... Oh goodness no."

-->'''Priest:''' You should be at home, prostrate with grief!
* As bad as you might feel for her, Victoria during her marriage to [[spoiler: Lord Barkis]] is kind of funny. She's just so ''[[ThousandYardStare thrilled]]'' to be there.

* Emily's floaty dance thing she does when she and Victor get to the land of the living. Victor looks away just in time to miss seeing Emily's leg catch on something, come free from her body, and for her to go tumbling in a heap on the ground.

-->'''Victor''': I did?! [[OhCrap I did...]] ''(starts banging his head on the bar counter)'' Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

* The line, "Why go up [to the Land of the Living], when people are ''dying'' to get down here?!"

* When the Everglots meet the Van Dorts at the film's beginning after 'According To Plan', Mrs. Everglot orders her husband to smile. He has extreme difficulty but [[TheUnSmile manages to produce a half-smile]]. This smile is the page image.

** And before that, Gertrude tries to defend herself with only her walker while they are mere inches away from it.

* When the Everglots meet the Van Dorts at the film's beginning after 'According To Plan', Mrs. Everglot orders her husband to smile. He has extreme difficulty but [[TheUnSmile manages to produce a half-smile]].

--->'''Town Crier:''' Hear ye, hear ye! Rehearsal in ruins as Van Dort boy causes chaos! ''(notices Victor, and makes it a point to let him know)'' Fishy fiancé could be canned! Everglots all fired up as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal!

* In a meta sense, due to the both lead characters married here. In the ''[[Franchise/HarryPotter Wizarding World]], ''[[Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter Bellatrix Lestrange]] is married to [[Creator/JohnnyDepp Gellert Grindelwald]].

* This when Victor first realizes he's in the land of the dead:
--> '''Victor:''' ''(grabs the nearest weapon, a sword through General Bonesapart, picking up the whole guy)'' Stay back! I've got a...dwarf...and I'm not afraid to use him! I want some questions! Now!

** "With this hand, I shall take your wine..no."

* Just before Barkis [[spoiler:croaks]], everyone wants to beat him up, but Elder Gutknech stops them, reminding them that when amongst the living they must abide by their rules. When Barkis [[spoiler:dies]] however...

-->'''Maggot:''' Not anymore...

* "And with these hands... I will cup your..." ''(realizes he has [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar hands over chest]])'' "... Oh goodness no."