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* The Pillow People. Especially their attempt to assassinate Elder Freestanding Bathroom Cabinet in order to start a pillow fight.

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* The Pillow People. Especially their attempt to assassinate Elder Freestanding Bathroom Cabinet in order to start a pillow fight.fight.
* Stanley's [[WrongGereSavvy irrational insistence that he's the hero of some grand epic tale]] and his equally irrational hatred for Connor due to him being a relatively competent fighter goes from creepy to hilarious due to how much PurpleProse he uses in describing everything.
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* Connor's original psychologist's return from the night terror dimension. It just has to be witnessed.

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* Connor's original psychologist's return from the night terror dimension. It just has to be witnessed.witnessed.

[[AC: The Infinite IKEA]]
* In universe as well as out of universe. When talking about his memory loss, Connor/Thorn remarks that he'll "forget about it".
* The members of the Canopy tribe have clan names based on characteristics, where they were found, etc. Examples include Thorn (Connor, on account of the splinter stuck in his head), Elder Freestanding Bathroom Cabinet and Ottoman Davenport Alan Keyes.
* The Pillow People. Especially their attempt to assassinate Elder Freestanding Bathroom Cabinet in order to start a pillow fight.
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* Set between episodes 2 and 3, we see Dr. Powers [[SarcasmMode very subtle]] first attempt at asking Connor out...by whispering in what turns out to be earshot, kicking the door open very violently, and pulling the security breach alarm when it goes naturally badly. The Foundation starts letting her smoke SCP-420-j to keep it from happening again.

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* Set between episodes 2 and 3, we see Dr. Powers [[SarcasmMode very subtle]] first attempt at asking Connor out...by whispering in what turns out to be earshot, kicking the door open very violently, and pulling the security breach alarm when it goes naturally badly. The Foundation starts letting her smoke SCP-420-j to keep it from happening again.again.
* Connor's original psychologist's return from the night terror dimension. It just has to be witnessed.
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* When Pierce comes to pick up Connor, he's busy reading a magazine titled "Should You Trust This Printer?" Considering this is the SCP Foundation universe, that's an entirely valid question.
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--->'''Connor:''' Alright, One mo' 'gain? BringIt.

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--->'''Connor:''' Alright, One mo' 'gain? BringIt.BringIt.

[[AC: Only Us]]
* Set between episodes 2 and 3, we see Dr. Powers [[SarcasmMode very subtle]] first attempt at asking Connor out...by whispering in what turns out to be earshot, kicking the door open very violently, and pulling the security breach alarm when it goes naturally badly. The Foundation starts letting her smoke SCP-420-j to keep it from happening again.
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* The foundation's original plan for dealing with the Soulberg situation was a Trojan Horse ''with a nuke inside.'' They only relegate that to Plan B when it's learned that a group of their scientists were taken hostage, [[ForScience giving them an excuse to see what happens if Connor is killed by SCP-2200.]]
** On top of that was the original plan for ''that'' getting shot to hell. The original plan was for Connor to go in, rescue the scientists and then flee Soulberg until he hit the killzone and, hopefully, respawned. [[spoiler: He succeeded in his mission, but only because the residents of Soulberg were terrified into surrender by a rain of soulless silver Connor corpses.]]



* SCP-2200-2 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg, forcing them to surrender.

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* SCP-2200-2 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg, forcing them to surrender.surrender.
** Connor's reaction to the last time is so hilariously nonchalant you wouldn't expect it to be something someone about to be stabbed with a sword is about to say.
--->'''Connor:''' Alright, One mo' 'gain? BringIt.
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** And then when he realizes that Connor re-spawns every time he dies he has a jolly old time killing the ''absolute shit'' out of the poor guy while laughing until the scientists tranquilize him.
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* The lady giving Connor some exposition before admitting that she doesn't know how Connor's soul will respawn after being cut by the sword. She proceeds to say this:

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* The lady Ms. Hilda giving Connor some exposition before admitting that she doesn't know how Connor's soul will respawn after being cut by the sword. She proceeds to say this:
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* The lady giving Connor some exposition before admitting that she doesn't know how Connor's soul will respawn after being cut by the sword. She proceeds to say this:
-->"I'll have to read some Astral documents and find the Arcane Weapon documents and the binder of the Relic documents...God ''damn'' [[LampshadeHanging we love documents in here!]]"
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* SCP-2200-2 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.

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* SCP-2200-2 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.Soulberg, forcing them to surrender.
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* The current SCP-2200-2 turns out to be Lou Francis Patterson, a chubby 27-year-old white guy with a ponytail and a Shazam t-shirt.

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* The current SCP-2200-2 turns out to be Lou Francis Patterson, a chubby 27-year-old white guy with a ponytail and a Shazam [[ComicBook/TheFlash Flash logo]] t-shirt.

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* SCP-2200 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.

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* SCP-2200 "There's nothing fun about toppling regimes, Connor. Not any more."
* The current SCP-2200-2 turns out to be Lou Francis Patterson, a chubby 27-year-old white guy with a ponytail and a Shazam t-shirt.
-->'''Connor:''' Okay, you're bragging about being all-knowing from inside a prison cell, you do know that?\\
'''Patterson:''' While you pondered and studied a means of escape, [[MemeticMutation I studied the blade!]]\\
'''Conner:''' What? [[RapidFireNo No! No, no, no!]] (''nervously glances at a security camera'') [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Nobody's trying to escape here!]]
* SCP-2200-2
repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.

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* SCP-2200 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.
* Connor, SCP-007 and the cactus guy are first seen playing some sort of Monopoly-like game. Hilarity ensues.

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* SCP-2200 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.
* Connor, SCP-007 and the cactus guy are first seen playing some sort of Monopoly-like game.RPG called "Sales and Suburbs". Hilarity ensues.



** When asked for the time, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cactus guy stares at a cactus and says its 3:20]].

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** When asked for the time, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cactus guy Cactus Guy stares at a cactus and says its 3:20]].3:20]]. Connor leaves in a hurry, and says that Ruby (the dog who's stuck in the wall) is the GM.
* "Don't make me use my psychology powers to make you tell the truth!"
* SCP-2200 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.
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* [[BunnyEarsLawyer General Marcus]].
--> '''Marcus:''' You're late, Connor!
--> '''Connor:''' Sorry, sir!
--> '''Marcus:''' What's [[TheStoner the matter with your eyes]], boy?
--> '''Connor:''' I was up all night reading, sir!
--> '''Marcus:''' ''(Points gun at Connor's head)'' Reading what?
--> '''Connor:''' Words, sir! ''(Gets shot)''.
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* SCP-2200 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.

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* SCP-2200 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.Soulberg.
* Connor, SCP-007 and the cactus guy are first seen playing some sort of Monopoly-like game. Hilarity ensues.
** The guy who's stuck on the roof drops a can of drink on Connor's head by accident.
** When asked for the time, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cactus guy stares at a cactus and says its 3:20]].
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* Apparently, there was [[NoodleIncident an incident]] involving a guy who died because he mistook [[LightFlickerTeleportation SCP-173]] for [[DontLookAtMe SCP-096]].

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* Apparently, there was [[NoodleIncident an incident]] involving a guy who died because he mistook [[LightFlickerTeleportation SCP-173]] for [[DontLookAtMe SCP-096]].SCP-096]].

[[AC: The Swordsman]]
* SCP-2200 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg.
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** He's, quite frankly, sick to death of all the people coming into his ''bloody room'' to ask him ''bloody questions''!

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* When Dr. Powers tells Connor that his dream is too Freudian for her to take on, he responds with "Well I'm not ''afreud'' of anything." Both Dr. Powers and the audience promptly cringe at the horrifyingly bad pun.

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* When Dr. Powers tells Connor that his dream is too Freudian for her to take on, he responds with "Well I'm not ''afreud'' of anything." Both Dr. Powers and the audience [[LamePunReaction promptly cringe cringes at the horrifyingly bad pun.pun]].
* Sanna, the woman living in the center of SCP-1836, doesn't think much of Connor for being so willing to cooperate with the Foundation.
-->'''Sanna''': You are submitting to their demands? Like a sled dog?\\
'''Connor:''' I prefer the term "lab rat"... [[ThatCameOutWrong wait, no... no I don't]]!
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...\\
'''Connor:''' Is this spelled with an A or an O?\\

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...\\
'''Connor:''' Is this "interesting" spelled with an A E, or an O?\\A?\\
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-->'''Mr. Pierce:''' We set up negotiations with that country in Scandinavia. What was it again?\\
'''DINGUS Member:''' Dude, Norway.\\

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-->'''Mr. Pierce:''' We set up negotiations with that [Anderson Robotics] has support from ''very'' powerful people and laboratories all over the U.S., China, and uh, the country in Scandinavia. What was it again?\\
next to Sweden...\\
'''DINGUS Member:''' Dude, Norway.\\Norway?\\
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* While Connor is waiting in the Robotics Center (with a cameo by SCP-846), an announcement comes over the intercom of a man named Patterson Balmer being beaten to death with a porcelain tea-pot by a rogue SCP, in what's described as a "knick-knack Patty whack". Then the announcer realizes what he just read and goes "[[LamePunReaction Oh, for God's sake...]]"

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* Apparently, there was an incident involving a guy who died because he mistook [[LightFlickerTeleportation SCP-173]] for [[DontLookAtMe SCP-096]].

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* When Dr. Powers tells Connor that his dream is too Freudian for her to take on, he responds with "Well I'm not ''afreud'' of anything." Both Dr. Powers and the audience promptly cringe at the horrifyingly bad pun.
* Apparently, there was [[NoodleIncident an incident incident]] involving a guy who died because he mistook [[LightFlickerTeleportation SCP-173]] for [[DontLookAtMe SCP-096]].
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* The whole interaction with Ferdinand the Cannibal. Simply glorious to watch.

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* The whole interaction with Ferdinand Fernand the Cannibal. Simply glorious to watch.
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-->'''Connor:''' Come on, there's a giant slug downstairs that transforms into your greatest sexual desire but ''this'' is too much?\\

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-->'''Connor:''' Come on, there's [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-031 a giant slug downstairs that transforms into your greatest sexual desire desire]] but ''this'' is too much?\\



'''Dr. Powers: What?

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'''Dr. Powers: Powers:''' What?
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* Apparently, there was an incident involving a guy who died because he mistook [[FlickerLightTeleportation SCP-173]] for [[DontLookAtMe SCP-096]].

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* Apparently, there was an incident involving a guy who died because he mistook [[FlickerLightTeleportation [[LightFlickerTeleportation SCP-173]] for [[DontLookAtMe SCP-096]].

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* This memetic exchange:
-->'''Connor:''' Come on, there's a giant slug downstairs that transforms into your greatest sexual desire but ''this'' is too much?\\
'''Dr. Powers:''' Wait, it transforms?\\
'''Connor:''' What?\\
'''Dr. Powers: What?



* Connor's smug expression when SCP-1360 favorably describes his powers and physique...and the fact that said smugness immediately fades when the robot notes Connor's [[UnkemptBeauty lack of personal hygiene being his main flaw]].

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* Connor's smug expression when SCP-1360 favorably describes his powers and physique...and the fact that said smugness immediately fades when the robot notes Connor's [[UnkemptBeauty lack of personal hygiene being his main flaw]].flaw]].

[[AC: The Girl In The Iceberg]]

* Connor and Dr. Powers' interaction at the opening scene. They're discussing their dreams...while getting high on SCP-420-j.
** Dr. Powers' dream is apparently about [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000 Bigfoot being sentient, the former dominant species on the planet and wanting to take over the world again]]. Both she and Connor [[DramaticIrony dismiss this as stupid]].
* Apparently, there was an incident involving a guy who died because he mistook [[FlickerLightTeleportation SCP-173]] for [[DontLookAtMe SCP-096]].
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* The whole interaction with Ferdinand the Cannibal. Simply glorious to watch.
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[[AC: The Robot]]

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[[AC: The Robot]]Robot]]

* The members of D.I.N.G.U.S have their "dude, no way" catchphrase, but it's made funnier by the fact that they also have several punny variations of it. All spoken with the exact same inflection, too.
-->'''Mr. Pierce:''' We set up negotiations with that country in Scandinavia. What was it again?\\
'''DINGUS Member:''' Dude, Norway.\\
'''Mr. Pierce:''' That's the one!\\
...\\
'''Connor:''' Is this spelled with an A or an O?\\
'''DINGUS Member:''' Dude, no A.
* Connor's smug expression when SCP-1360 favorably describes his powers and physique...and the fact that said smugness immediately fades when the robot notes Connor's [[UnkemptBeauty lack of personal hygiene being his main flaw]].
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'''Connor:''' ...[[DirtyCoward Okay you can have ONE baby.]] (''[[CrossesTheLineTwice throws one of said babies at the monster, which proceeds to eat the poor thing]]'')

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'''Connor:''' ...[[DirtyCoward Okay you can have ONE baby.]] (''[[CrossesTheLineTwice throws one of said babies at the monster, which proceeds to eat the poor thing]]'')thing]]'')

[[AC: The Robot]]
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!!The Fanfic
!!The Web animation

[[AC: The Cannibal]]

[[AC: The Singing Forest]]

* When weird little creatures appear in the forest and immediately are drawn to tree!Connor, he demands that they get away from him. When a bigger monster comes along and screeches at him, this happens:
-->'''Monster:''' RAAAR!\\
'''Connor:''' You won't have my babies!\\
'''Monster:''' RAAAAR!!\\
'''Connor:''' ...[[DirtyCoward Okay you can have ONE baby.]] (''[[CrossesTheLineTwice throws one of said babies at the monster, which proceeds to eat the poor thing]]'')

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