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--> '''Elton:''' What's seven times seven.
--> '''Cher:''' Stuff she knows!

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--> '''Elton:''' What's seven times seven.
seven?
--> '''Cher:''' Stuff she knows!''knows!''
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* Cher's description of Amber: "She's a Monet! You know, looks okay from far away, but up close, she's just a big ol' mess!"

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* Cher's description of Amber: "She's a full-on Monet! You know, looks okay from From far away, away she's okay, but up close, she's just a big ol' mess!"



-->'''Dionne''': ''I'm calling your mother! ''

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-->'''Dionne''': ''I'm calling your mother! ''mother!''



--> '''Mel:''' Honey, I couldn't be prouder if these were based on real grades.

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--> '''Mel:''' Honey, I couldn't be prouder if these they were based on real grades.
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--> '''Cher:''' Stuff she knows.

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--> '''Cher:''' Stuff she knows.knows!
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** Right before he appears, [[InstantlyProvenWrong Cher is busy assuring Tai that no one noticed.]]
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* Amber's various hairdos that change in every scene she's in. The most hilarious one is during the pictures, where she sports one that looked like Pippi Longstocking's.

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* Amber's various hairdos that change in every scene she's in. The most hilarious one is during the pictures, where she sports one that looked like Pippi Longstocking's.Longstocking's.
* Thinking that Tai might have a concussion, Cher tells Elton to keep her awake by asking her questions.
--> '''Elton:''' What's seven times seven.
--> '''Cher:''' Stuff she knows.
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** The entirety of the freeway scene, really. Murray, Dionne and Cher spend most of it screaming their heads off.
** "Whatever you do, keep your hands on the wheel at all times!"
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-->'''Murray''': "I'm calling your m--" ''What?!'' NO, NO, NO! Don't call my momma!

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-->'''Murray''': "I'm calling your m--" ''What?!'' ''[[DoubleTake What?!]]'' [[DontTellMama NO, NO, NO! Don't call my momma!momma!]]

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-->'''Amber''': My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!

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-->'''Amber''': My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!nose.



--> '''Mel:''' You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?

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--> '''Mel:''' You mean to tell me that you actually argued your way from a C+ C- to an A-?''A-''?



--> '''Mel:''' Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.

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--> '''Mel:''' Honey, I couldn't be happier than prouder if they these were based on real grades.



* Cher and Dion befriending Tai:

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* Cher and Dion Dionne befriending Tai:



-->(Dion gasp enthusiastly)

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-->(Dion gasp enthusiastly)-->(Dionne gasps enthusiastically)



--> '''Dion:''' Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a make-over. OK, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.

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--> '''Dion:''' '''Dionne:''' Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a make-over. OK, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.



-->(Cher and Dion look at each other in confusion and then awkwardly smile back at Tai.)

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-->(Cher and Dion Dionne look at each other in confusion and then awkwardly smile back at Tai.)



* Amber's various hairdos that change in every scene she's in. The most hilarious one was during the pictures where she sports one that looked like Pippi Longstocking's.
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* Amber's various hairdos that change in every scene she's in. The most hilarious one was is during the pictures pictures, where she sports one that looked like Pippi Longstocking's.
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Longstocking's.

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* The scene are the party where Dionne freaks out about about Murray shaving his head:

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* The scene are at the party where Dionne freaks out about about Murray shaving his head:


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** "...That is ''way'' harsh, Tai."
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-->'''Murray''': That's it!

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-->'''Murray''': That's it! ''*mocking*'' "That's it!"



-->'''Murray''': You wanna play games?

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-->'''Murray''': You "You wanna play games? games?"



-->'''Murray''': Wait! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom...

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-->'''Murray''': Wait! "I'm calling your m--" ''What?!'' NO, NO, NO! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom... momma!
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* When Christian shows up to take Cher out on a date:
--> '''Mel:''' Hey, you! I Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.
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* Cher brings Tai over for dinner:
-->'''Cher:''' Hi, Daddy! This is my friend, Tai.\\
'''Mel:''' Get outta my chair!
* Tai sliding down the stairs at the club. Plus, the random guy who comes to her after she telling Cher that she'll now be known for the rest of the night as the girl who fell on her butt and asks, "Wow, are you okay? That looked really bad."
** Her random usages for Cher's see-through blouse, including as a headband.
* Amber's various hairdos that change in every scene she's in. The most hilarious one was during the pictures where she sports one that looked like Pippi Longstocking's.
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* Murray dropping all pretense of hip-hop coolness and screaming in utter terror while Dionne panics behind the wheel and nearly slams her car into an 18-wheeler.
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-->(Dion gasp enthusiast)

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-->(Dion gasp enthusiast)enthusiastly)



-->(Cher and Dion look at each other in confusion and then smile awkwardly smile back at Tai.)

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-->(Cher and Dion look at each other in confusion and then smile awkwardly smile back at Tai.)
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(Dion gasp enthusiast)
--> '''Tai:'' No.
--> '''Dion: Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a make-over. OK, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.

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(Dion -->(Dion gasp enthusiast)
--> '''Tai:'' '''Tai:''' No.
--> '''Dion: '''Dion:''' Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a make-over. OK, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.



--> '''Tai:'' Sure. Why not? Shit! You guys! I have never had straight friends before.
(Cher and Dion look at each other in confusion and then smile awkwardly smile back at Tai.)

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--> '''Tai:'' '''Tai:''' Sure. Why not? Shit! You guys! I have never had straight friends before.
(Cher -->(Cher and Dion look at each other in confusion and then smile awkwardly smile back at Tai.)
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* Cher and Dion befriending Tai:
--> '''Cher:''' Let's do a make-over!
(Dion gasp enthusiast)
--> '''Tai:'' No.
--> '''Dion: Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a make-over. OK, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.
--> '''Cher:''' Pleeeaaase?
--> '''Tai:'' Sure. Why not? Shit! You guys! I have never had straight friends before.
(Cher and Dion look at each other in confusion and then smile awkwardly smile back at Tai.)
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-->'''Cher''': Yes, Daddy?

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-->'''Cher''': Yes, What's up, Daddy?
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** The fact that Cher whines like a little child not getting her own way is what really makes the scene.
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** Not too unjustified considering that he's a litigator - a lawyer whose job is to argue cases rather than settle or research.

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-->'''Amber''': "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!
-->'''Dionne''': "Well, there goes your social life."

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-->'''Amber''': "My My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!
-->'''Dionne''': "Well, Well, there goes your social life."



* "Why should I listen to you anyway? You're [[FelonyMisdemeanor a virgin who can't drive]]."

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* "Why should I listen to you anyway? You're [[FelonyMisdemeanor a virgin who can't drive]].""
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The 'Designer/Calvin Klein' bit was unusually formatted.


-->'''Cher''': Designer/Calvin Klein.

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-->'''Cher''': Designer/Calvin Calvin Klein.

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* This gem from the P.E. scene:



* "Why should I listen to you anyway? You're [[FelonyMisdemeanor a virgin who can't drive]]."
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* "Why should I listen to you anyway? You're [[FelonyMisdemeanor a virgin who can't drive]]."
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* When Cher gets mugged, the mugger than orders her to get down on the ground. Cher responds she can't because it's a "totally important designer."

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* When Cher gets mugged, the mugger than orders her to get down on the ground. Cher responds she can't because of her dress; it's "like, a "totally ''totally'' important designer.""
** His response: "And I will ''totally'' shoot you in the head. Get down!"


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* When Christian shows up to take Cher out on a date:
--> '''Mel:''' Hey, you! I Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.
* When Cher manipulates and argues her way into higher grades:
--> '''Mel:''' What'd you do? Turn in some extra-credit reports?
--> '''Cher:''' No.
--> '''Mel:''' You take the mid-terms over?
--> '''Cher:''' Uh-uh.
--> '''Mel:''' You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?
--> '''Cher:''' Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?
--> '''Mel:''' Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
* "Why should I listen to you anyway? You're [[FelonyMisdemeanor a virgin who can't drive]]."
*
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* Cher's having her driving test, but she's pretty terrible at it, accidentally scraping a parked car and knocking the side mirror off.
-->'''Cher''': Oops! Should I write them a note?
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* Cher's description of Amber: "She's a Monet! You know, looks okay from far away, but up close, she's just a big ol' mess!"

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* Cher's description of Amber: "She's a Monet! You know, looks okay from far away, but up close, she's just a big ol' mess!"mess!"
* Mel is unimpressed by Cher's skimpy designer outfit she wears for her date:
-->'''Mel''': Cher, get in here!
-->'''Cher''': Yes, Daddy?
-->'''Mel''': What the hell is that?
-->'''Cher''': A dress.
-->'''Mel''': Says who?
-->'''Cher''': Designer/Calvin Klein.
* When Cher gets mugged, the mugger than orders her to get down on the ground. Cher responds she can't because it's a "totally important designer."
* The scene are the party where Dionne freaks out about about Murray shaving his head:
-->'''Dionne''': Why do you care what ''he'' thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? You know what? That's it...
-->'''Murray''': That's it!
-->'''Dionne''': You wanna play games?
-->'''Murray''': You wanna play games?
-->'''Dionne''': ''I'm calling your mother! ''
-->'''Murray''': Wait! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom...
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* Christian asks Cher if she likes Music/BillieHoliday. She responds, "I love him!"

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* Christian asks Cher if she likes Music/BillieHoliday. She responds, "I love him!"him!"
* A random boy tries to hug Cher, who responds by shoving him away with a very hammy utterance of her catchphrase, "Ugh! As ''if!''"
* Cher's description of Amber: "She's a Monet! You know, looks okay from far away, but up close, she's just a big ol' mess!"
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-->'''Amber'''"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!

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-->'''Amber'''"My -->'''Amber''': "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!
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* '''Amber''': ---> "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!
'''Dionne''':---> "Well, there goes your social life."

* Christian asks Cher if she likes Billie Holiday. She responds, "I love him!"

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* '''Amber''': ---> "My -->'''Amber'''"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!
'''Dionne''':---> -->'''Dionne''': "Well, there goes your social life."

* Christian *Christian asks Cher if she likes Billie Holiday.Music/BillieHoliday. She responds, "I love him!"
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* '''Amber''': ---> "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!
'''Dionne''':---> "Well, there goes your social life."

* Christian asks Cher if she likes Billie Holiday. She responds, "I love him!"

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