- Amber: "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose!Dionne: "Well, there goes your social life."
- Christian asks Cher if she likes Billie Holiday. She responds, "I love him!"
- A random boy tries to hug Cher, who responds by shoving him away with a very hammy utterance of her catchphrase, "Ugh! As if!"
- Cher's description of Amber: "She's a Monet! You know, looks okay from far away, but up close, she's just a big ol' mess!"
- Mel is unimpressed by Cher's skimpy designer outfit she wears for her date:
Mel: Cher, get in here!Cher: Yes, Daddy?Mel: What the hell is that?Cher: A dress.Mel: Says who?Cher: Designer/Calvin Klein.
- When Cher gets mugged, the mugger than orders her to get down on the ground. Cher responds she can't because it's a "totally important designer."
- The scene are the party where Dionne freaks out about about Murray shaving his head:
Dionne: Why do you care what he thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? You know what? That's it...Murray: That's it!Dionne: You wanna play games?Murray: You wanna play games?Dionne: I'm calling your mother!Murray: Wait! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom...
- Cher's having her driving test, but she's pretty terrible at it, accidentally scraping a parked car and knocking the side mirror off.
Cher: Oops! Should I write them a note?