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* The opening scene. Dante goes in to open the store, assuming it's going to be an ordinary day. He pulls up the metal shutters to find... ''the inside of the store is on fire''. Dante promptly slams the shutters closed, looks around, then pulls the shutters up to confirm that, yes, ''the inside of the store really is on fire''.
** And everything but the fire is ''in black and white.''
** And everything but the fire is ''in black and white.''
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* The opening scene. Dante goes in to open the store, Quick Stop, assuming it's going to be an ordinary day. He pulls up the metal shutters to find... ''the inside of the store is on fire''. fire!'' Dante promptly slams the shutters closed, looks around, then pulls the shutters up to confirm that, yes, ''the the inside of the store really ''really is on fire''.
fire.''
** And everything but the fire is''in in black and white.''
** And everything but the fire is
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-->''Dante shoots him a look''
-->'''Randal:''' ...I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I.
-->''Dante just nods slowly''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]].
-->'''Randal''': ...Listerfiend is her Mouth Troll, isn't it?\\
'''Elias''': (''Shrugs in resignation'') Women.
-->'''Randal:''' ...I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I.
-->''Dante just nods slowly''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]].
-->'''Randal''': ...Listerfiend is her Mouth Troll, isn't it?\\
'''Elias''': (''Shrugs in resignation'') Women.
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-->''Dante shoots him a look''
-->'''Randal:''' ...look.''
-->'''Randal:''' I left the coffee pot on again, didn'tI.
I?
-->''Dante just nodsslowly''
slowly.''
-->'''Randal''': Shit! Now where am I supposed to bring chicks to fuck when my mom's not home?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pantsscene]].
-->'''Randal''': ...Listerfiendscene]]. That is her Mouth Troll, isn't it?\\
'''Elias''': (''Shrugs in resignation'') Women.all.
-->'''Randal:''' ...
-->'''Randal:''' I left the coffee pot on again, didn't
-->''Dante just nods
-->'''Randal''': Shit! Now where am I supposed to bring chicks to fuck when my mom's not home?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants
-->'''Randal''': ...Listerfiend
'''Elias''': (''Shrugs in resignation'') Women.
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** The deleted scene right after is also great, where Randall shoos Jay from behind the counter in a simple deadpan manner worthy of Creator/LeslieNielsen himself.
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-->'''Jay''': [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.
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-->'''Jay''': [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.]]
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-->'''Jay''': Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.
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-->'''Jay''': [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.
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-->'''Randal''': ...Listerfiend is her Mouth Troll, isn't it?\\
'''Elias''': (''Shrugs in resignation'') Women.
'''Elias''': (''Shrugs in resignation'') Women.
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-->'''Black woman:''' I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hatemonger!
-->'''Black man:''' ''I'' will! Baby, you can't taste racism!
-->'''Black man:''' ''I'' will! Baby, you can't taste racism!
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--> '''Randal''': Since when was it a crime to say "porch monkeys"?
--> '''Becky''': Oh, I don't know, since forever?!
--> '''Randal''': Why?
--> '''Dante''': Because porch monkey is a racial slur against black people!
--> '''Randal''': No, it's not! Nigger is!
--> '''Dante''': ''(understandably offended)'': RANDAL!!
--> '''Elias''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger]]?
--> '''Becky''': Shut up, Elias!
--> '''Becky''': Oh, I don't know, since forever?!
--> '''Randal''': Why?
--> '''Dante''': Because porch monkey is a racial slur against black people!
--> '''Randal''': No, it's not! Nigger is!
--> '''Dante''': ''(understandably offended)'': RANDAL!!
--> '''Elias''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger]]?
--> '''Becky''': Shut up, Elias!
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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out, he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out, he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"FUCK?!"
** In the aftermath, an exasperated Dante is {{Tempting Fate}} by asking: "How the ''fuck'' could this day get any worse?" (Cue Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud arriving at the parking lot).
** In the aftermath, an exasperated Dante is {{Tempting Fate}} by asking: "How the ''fuck'' could this day get any worse?" (Cue Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud arriving at the parking lot).
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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay too.
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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out out, he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay too.to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
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--> '''Dante''': "Porch monkey" is a racial slur against black people!
--> '''Randal''': No it's not! Nigger is!
--> '''Dante''': (understandably pissed): RANDAL??!
--> '''Randal''': No it's not! Nigger is!
--> '''Dante''': (understandably pissed): RANDAL??!
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--> '''Randal''': Since when was it a crime to say "porch monkeys"?
--> '''Becky''': Oh, I don't know, since forever?!
--> '''Randal''': Why?
--> '''Dante''':"Porch monkey" Because porch monkey is a racial slur against black people!
--> '''Randal''':No No, it's not! Nigger is!
--> '''Dante''':(understandably pissed): RANDAL??!''(understandably offended)'': RANDAL!!
--> '''Becky''': Oh, I don't know, since forever?!
--> '''Randal''': Why?
--> '''Dante''':
--> '''Randal''':
--> '''Dante''':
--> '''Becky''': Shut up, Elias!
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-->'''Randal:''' JESUS, Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
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-->'''Randal:''' JESUS, JESUS! Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
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* "Wow, thanks Picklefucker!"
** "Yo, some Picklefucker gave us free eats!"
** "Yo, some Picklefucker gave us free eats!"
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* "Wow, thanks Picklefucker!"
Pickle fucker!"
** "Yo, somePicklefucker pickle fucker gave us free eats!"
** "Yo, some
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* The opening minutes: Dante goes in to open the store, assuming it's going to be an ordinary day. He pulls up the metal shutters to find... ''the inside of the store is on fire''. Dante promptly slams the shutters closed, looks around, then pulls the shutters up to confirm that no, his mind is not fucking with him, ''the inside of the store really is on fire''.
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* The opening minutes: scene. Dante goes in to open the store, assuming it's going to be an ordinary day. He pulls up the metal shutters to find... ''the inside of the store is on fire''. Dante promptly slams the shutters closed, looks around, then pulls the shutters up to confirm that no, his mind is not fucking with him, that, yes, ''the inside of the store really is on fire''.
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* Randal taunting Elias by talking about [[{{Satan}} "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!]] (grabs mike) ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!''"
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* Randal taunting Elias by talking about [[{{Satan}} "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!]] (grabs mike) [[Music/KingDiamond ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!''"Grandma!!!''"]]
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-->''Dante FacePalm[=s=]''
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-->''Dante FacePalm[=s=]''just nods slowly''
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* Randal taunting Elias by talking about "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions! (grabs mike) ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!''"
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* Randal taunting Elias by talking about [[{{Satan}} "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions! Abortions!]] (grabs mike) ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!''"
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** "Yo, this tastes like piss and flies!"
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** "Yo, this some Picklefucker gave us free eats!"
*** "This tastes like piss andflies!"flies, don't it?"
*** "This tastes like piss and
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-->'''Jay:''' (''confused'') You DO?
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-->'''Jay:''' (''confused'') [[HowDidYouKnowIDidnt You DO?do?]]
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-->'''Black woman:''' I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hatemonger!
-->'''Black man:''' ''I'' will! Baby, you can't taste racism!
-->'''Black man:''' ''I'' will! Baby, you can't taste racism!
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** "Baby you can't ''taste'' racism."
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** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGyXqsru7M alternate ending]] to the scene gives us this follow-up:
-->'''Jay:''' Wow, thanks Picklefucker!
-->'''Randal:''' How'd you know we call this guy "Picklefucker?"
-->'''Jay:''' (''confused'') You DO?
-->'''Jay:''' Wow, thanks Picklefucker!
-->'''Randal:''' How'd you know we call this guy "Picklefucker?"
-->'''Jay:''' (''confused'') You DO?
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** After the dancing scene, Dante is holding Becky as he tells her he loves her. When she tells him she's pregnant, he drops ''her'' in shock, then realizes and picks her up.
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** After the dancing scene, Dante is holding Becky as he tells her he loves her. When she tells him she's pregnant, he drops ''her'' in shock, then realizes and picks her up.up.
** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay too.
** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay too.
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--> '''Dante''': "Porch monkey" is a racial slur towards black people!
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--> '''Dante''': "Porch monkey" is a racial slur towards against black people!
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*** It's funnier because it sounds from Elias' tone of voice that he's pretty much resigned to this type of stuff by now.
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* After asking Jay and Silent Bob to cover their ears near the end of the movie, we get this exchange. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
-->'''Randal''' (to Dante): You're my best friend, I love you...in a totally heterosexual way.
-->'''Randal''' (to Dante): You're my best friend, I love you...in a totally heterosexual way.
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* After asking Jay and Silent Bob to cover their ears near the end of the movie, we get this exchange. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
-->'''Randal''' (to Dante): You're my best friend, and I love you...in a totally heterosexual way.
-->'''Randal''' (to Dante): You're my best friend, and I love you...in a totally heterosexual way.
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* After asking Jay and Silent Bob to cover their ears near the end of the movie, we get this exchange. Also a MomentOfHeartwarming.
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* After asking Jay and Silent Bob to cover their ears near the end of the movie, we get this exchange. Also a MomentOfHeartwarming.CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
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* After asking Jay and Silent Bob to cover their ears near the end of the movie, we get this exchange. Also a MomentOfHeartwarming.
-->'''Randal''' (to Dante): You're my best friend, I love you...in a totally heterosexual way.
-->'''Jay''': Yeah right.
-->'''Randal''' (to Dante): You're my best friend, I love you...in a totally heterosexual way.
-->'''Jay''': Yeah right.
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** This exchange during said scene:
--> '''Dante''': "Porch monkey" is a racial slur towards black people!
--> '''Randal''': No it's not! Nigger is!
--> '''Dante''': (understandably pissed): RANDAL??!
--> '''Elias''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger]]?
--> '''Dante''': "Porch monkey" is a racial slur towards black people!
--> '''Randal''': No it's not! Nigger is!
--> '''Dante''': (understandably pissed): RANDAL??!
--> '''Elias''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger]]?
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* "Wow, thanks Picklefucker!"
** "Yo, this tastes like piss and flies!"
** "Yo, this tastes like piss and flies!"
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** The entire ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' vs. ''Franchise/StarWars'' debate between Randal and Elias and a ''LordOfTheRings'' fanboy customer. Randal actually makes fun of the ''Rings'' so cruelly that the customer throws up.
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** The entire ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' vs. ''Franchise/StarWars'' debate between Randal and Elias and a ''LordOfTheRings'' ''Lord of the Rings'' fanboy customer. Randal actually makes fun of the ''Rings'' so cruelly that the customer throws up.
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* Jay mugging for the camera, putting on Chapstick, while "Goodbye Horses" plays.
-->'''Jay''': Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.
-->'''Jay''': Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.
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** The entire ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' vs. ''Franchise/StarWars'' debate between Randal and Elias and a LotR fanboy customer. Randal actually makes fun of them so cruelly that the customer throws up.
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** The entire ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' vs. ''Franchise/StarWars'' debate between Randal and Elias and a LotR ''LordOfTheRings'' fanboy customer. Randal actually makes fun of them the ''Rings'' so cruelly that the customer throws up.
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** The entire ''LordOfTheRings'' vs. ''StarWars'' debate between Randal and Elias and a LotR fanboy customer. Randal actually makes fun of them so cruelly that the customer throws up.
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** The entire ''LordOfTheRings'' ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' vs. ''StarWars'' ''Franchise/StarWars'' debate between Randal and Elias and a LotR fanboy customer. Randal actually makes fun of them so cruelly that the customer throws up.
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* When Dante tells Randall Becky is pregnant, he is too occupied playing with his card to care. When Dante tells him he is the father he drops his cards in shock, hitting a customer passing by causing him to front flip fall over a table.
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* When Dante tells Randall Becky is pregnant, he is too occupied playing with his card a deck of cards to care. When Dante tells him he is the father he drops his cards in shock, hitting a customer passing by causing him to front flip and fall over a table.
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** Elias isn't very good at making fries:
-->'''Elias:''' ''*pulls out deep-fryer basket; it's covered in burnt to a crisp fries*'' [[{{Understatement}} I don't think these look right!]]
-->'''Randal:''' JESUS, Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
-->'''Elias:''' ''*pulls out deep-fryer basket; it's covered in burnt to a crisp fries*'' [[{{Understatement}} I don't think these look right!]]
-->'''Randal:''' JESUS, Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!