History Funny / ClerksII

5th Nov '16 11:10:47 AM themisterfree
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** Also funny is that it's a fairly obscure slur- if you hadn't seen this movie, and you heard someone call you a "porch monkey", you'd likely think that's a bizarre insult.

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** *** Also funny is that it's a fairly obscure slur- if you hadn't seen this movie, and you heard someone call you a "porch monkey", you'd likely think that's a bizarre insult.
5th Nov '16 11:10:29 AM themisterfree
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** Also funny is that it's a fairly obscure slur- if you hadn't seen this movie, and you heard someone call you a "porch monkey", you'd likely think that's a bizarre insult.
6th Oct '16 6:29:16 PM themisterfree
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** Another one from the commentary: Kevin Smith was talking about the different actresses he considered casting as Becky, which included Sarah Silverman, who allegedly said "Let me play Randal and I'll do it for free."

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** Another one from the commentary: Kevin Smith was talking about the different actresses he considered casting as Becky, which included Sarah Silverman, Creator/SarahSilverman, who allegedly said "Let me play Randal and I'll do it for free."
22nd Aug '16 3:28:36 PM taddavis
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* The opening scene. Dante goes in to open the store, assuming it's going to be an ordinary day. He pulls up the metal shutters to find... ''the inside of the store is on fire''. Dante promptly slams the shutters closed, looks around, then pulls the shutters up to confirm that, yes, ''the inside of the store really is on fire''.
** And everything but the fire is ''in black and white.''

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* The opening scene. Dante goes in to open the store, Quick Stop, assuming it's going to be an ordinary day. He pulls up the metal shutters to find... ''the inside of the store is on fire''. fire!'' Dante promptly slams the shutters closed, looks around, then pulls the shutters up to confirm that, yes, ''the the inside of the store really ''really is on fire''.
fire.''
** And everything but the fire is ''in in black and white.''



-->''Dante shoots him a look''
-->'''Randal:''' ...I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I.
-->''Dante just nods slowly''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]].
-->'''Randal''': ...Listerfiend is her Mouth Troll, isn't it?\\
'''Elias''': (''Shrugs in resignation'') Women.

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-->''Dante shoots him a look''
-->'''Randal:''' ...
look.''
-->'''Randal:'''
I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I.
I?
-->''Dante just nods slowly''
slowly.''
-->'''Randal''': Shit! Now where am I supposed to bring chicks to fuck when my mom's not home?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]].
-->'''Randal''': ...Listerfiend
scene]]. That is her Mouth Troll, isn't it?\\
'''Elias''': (''Shrugs in resignation'') Women.
all.
28th Mar '16 5:08:56 PM lorgskyegon
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** The deleted scene right after is also great, where Randall shoos Jay from behind the counter in a simple deadpan manner worthy of Creator/LeslieNielsen himself.
28th Mar '16 5:01:02 PM lorgskyegon
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-->'''Jay''': [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.

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-->'''Jay''': [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.]]
28th Mar '16 5:00:49 PM lorgskyegon
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-->'''Jay''': Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.

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-->'''Jay''': [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me ''hard''.
2nd Mar '16 4:19:02 PM ironballs16
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-->'''Randal''': ...Listerfiend is her Mouth Troll, isn't it?\\
'''Elias''': (''Shrugs in resignation'') Women.
25th Feb '16 1:34:24 PM ironballs16
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-->'''Black woman:''' I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hatemonger!
-->'''Black man:''' ''I'' will! Baby, you can't taste racism!

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-->'''Black --->'''Black woman:''' I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hatemonger!
-->'''Black --->'''Black man:''' ''I'' will! Baby, you can't taste racism!



--> '''Randal''': Since when was it a crime to say "porch monkeys"?
--> '''Becky''': Oh, I don't know, since forever?!
--> '''Randal''': Why?
--> '''Dante''': Because porch monkey is a racial slur against black people!
--> '''Randal''': No, it's not! Nigger is!
--> '''Dante''': ''(understandably offended)'': RANDAL!!
--> '''Elias''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger]]?
--> '''Becky''': Shut up, Elias!

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--> ---> '''Randal''': Since when was it a crime to say "porch monkeys"?
--> ---> '''Becky''': Oh, I don't know, since forever?!
--> ---> '''Randal''': Why?
--> ---> '''Dante''': Because porch monkey is a racial slur against black people!
--> ---> '''Randal''': No, it's not! Nigger is!
--> ---> '''Dante''': ''(understandably offended)'': RANDAL!!
--> ---> '''Elias''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger]]?
--> ---> '''Becky''': Shut up, Elias!
13th Feb '16 3:51:30 PM TMK87
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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out, he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out, he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"FUCK?!"
** In the aftermath, an exasperated Dante is {{Tempting Fate}} by asking: "How the ''fuck'' could this day get any worse?" (Cue Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud arriving at the parking lot).
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