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13th Dec '17 6:18:25 PM ironballs16
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. When ''[[DeadpanSnarker Randall]]'' suffers from SarcasmFailure, you've successfully crossed a line.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. When ''[[DeadpanSnarker Randall]]'' Randal]]'' suffers from SarcasmFailure, you've successfully crossed a line.
13th Aug '17 6:44:21 PM HudsonHawk
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**When Randal finds out that Kelly is the donkey and TheBear is the "sexy stud":
-->'''Randal''': Uh... due to some nomenclature confusion... there's not going to be any chick.
-->'''Jay''': Well, then who the fuck's gonna blow the donkey?
-->(pause, then cue MassOhCrap)
28th Jul '17 11:45:29 AM NWolfman
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*** It's funnier because it sounds from Elias' tone of voice that he's pretty much resigned to this type of stuff by now.

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*** It's funnier because it sounds from Elias' tone of voice that he's pretty much either resigned to this type of stuff by now.now or just even stupider not to realize how what he said was offensive.



*** The two other Hispanic patrons who simply exchange a look while they're arguing and decide it's probably not worth eating here right now.

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*** The two other Hispanic patrons who simply exchange a look while they're arguing and decide [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere it's probably not worth eating here right now.now]].
10th Jul '17 6:10:33 PM ironballs16
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. That is all.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. That is all.When ''[[DeadpanSnarker Randall]]'' suffers from SarcasmFailure, you've successfully crossed a line.
10th Jul '17 6:05:02 PM ironballs16
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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out, he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out, he accidentally [[DoorSlamsYou slams the door open on Jay Jay]] knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
9th May '17 10:38:10 PM NWolfman
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*** The two other black patrons who simply exchange a look while they're arguing and decide it's probably not worth eating here right now.

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*** The two other black Hispanic patrons who simply exchange a look while they're arguing and decide it's probably not worth eating here right now.
23rd Apr '17 5:44:12 AM NWolfman
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** The "Porch Monkey" bit gets even funnier upon learning that the majority of Wanda Sykes and Earthquake's dialogue was a case of HarpoDoesSomethingFunny.

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** The "Porch Monkey" bit gets even funnier upon learning that the majority of Wanda Sykes and Earthquake's dialogue was a case [[HarpoDoesSomethingFunny entirely adlibbed]] exchanges as the husband and wife during the "Porch Monkey" bit, where they discuss the meaning of HarpoDoesSomethingFunny."cock stain," whether or not it's something they'd like to try and why there aren't Mexicans working behind the counted.



** This exchange during said scene:

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** This exchange during said scene:A civilized discussion on racial slurs:


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*** The two other black patrons who simply exchange a look while they're arguing and decide it's probably not worth eating here right now.
13th Apr '17 3:25:02 PM NWolfman
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* Randall [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8 acting out]] the ''Film/LordOfTheRings'' movies.

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* Randall [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8 acting out]] the ''Film/LordOfTheRings'' movies.movies, especially the little shrug he does at the end.
13th Apr '17 3:18:28 PM NWolfman
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** Elias's [[{{Slapstick}} pratfall]] from trying to run away with the drive-through headphones still on.
13th Apr '17 3:16:11 PM NWolfman
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** The excited little "Oh!" he gives when Silent Bob puts the music on.
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