History Funny / ClerksII

1st Feb '16 3:12:10 PM taddavis
Is there an issue? Send a Message
** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay too.
to:
** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out out, he accidentally slams the door open on Jay knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay too.to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
1st Feb '16 3:10:45 PM taddavis
Is there an issue? Send a Message
--> '''Dante''': "Porch monkey" is a racial slur against black people! --> '''Randal''': No it's not! Nigger is! --> '''Dante''': (understandably pissed): RANDAL??!
to:
--> '''Randal''': Since when was it a crime to say "porch monkeys"? --> '''Becky''': Oh, I don't know, since forever?! --> '''Randal''': Why? --> '''Dante''': "Porch monkey" Because porch monkey is a racial slur against black people! --> '''Randal''': No No, it's not! Nigger is! --> '''Dante''': (understandably pissed): RANDAL??!''(understandably offended)'': RANDAL!!

--> '''Dante''': "Porch monkey" is a racial slur against black people! --> '''Randal''': No it's not! Nigger is! --> '''Dante''': (understandably pissed): RANDAL??!'''Becky''': Shut up, Elias!

-->'''Randal:''' JESUS, Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
to:
-->'''Randal:''' JESUS, JESUS! Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!

* "Wow, thanks Picklefucker!" ** "Yo, some Picklefucker gave us free eats!"
to:
* "Wow, thanks Picklefucker!" Pickle fucker!" ** "Yo, some Picklefucker pickle fucker gave us free eats!"
1st Feb '16 3:06:06 PM taddavis
Is there an issue? Send a Message
* The opening minutes: Dante goes in to open the store, assuming it's going to be an ordinary day. He pulls up the metal shutters to find... ''the inside of the store is on fire''. Dante promptly slams the shutters closed, looks around, then pulls the shutters up to confirm that no, his mind is not fucking with him, ''the inside of the store really is on fire''.
to:
* The opening minutes: scene. Dante goes in to open the store, assuming it's going to be an ordinary day. He pulls up the metal shutters to find... ''the inside of the store is on fire''. Dante promptly slams the shutters closed, looks around, then pulls the shutters up to confirm that no, his mind is not fucking with him, that, yes, ''the inside of the store really is on fire''.
7th Dec '15 7:56:13 PM Theatre_Maven_3695
Is there an issue? Send a Message
* Randal taunting Elias by talking about [[{{Satan}} "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!]] (grabs mike) ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!''"
to:
* Randal taunting Elias by talking about [[{{Satan}} "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!]] (grabs mike) [[Music/KingDiamond ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!''"Grandma!!!''"]]
8th Oct '15 10:52:34 PM Kasumiwumi
Is there an issue? Send a Message
-->''Dante FacePalm[=s=]''
to:
-->''Dante FacePalm[=s=]''just nods slowly''
29th May '15 8:13:07 AM rt2012
Is there an issue? Send a Message
* Randal taunting Elias by talking about "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions! (grabs mike) ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!''"
to:
* Randal taunting Elias by talking about [[{{Satan}} "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions! Abortions!]] (grabs mike) ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!!!''"
26th May '15 10:30:23 AM themisterfree
Is there an issue? Send a Message
** "Yo, this tastes like piss and flies!"
to:
** "Yo, this some Picklefucker gave us free eats!" *** "This tastes like piss and flies!"flies, don't it?"

-->'''Jay:''' (''confused'') You DO?
to:
-->'''Jay:''' (''confused'') [[HowDidYouKnowIDidnt You DO?do?]]
20th May '15 6:00:21 AM rt2012
Is there an issue? Send a Message
Added DiffLines:
*** "I miss my donkey."
16th May '15 2:45:12 AM Aquila89
Is there an issue? Send a Message
-->'''Black woman:''' I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hatemonger! -->'''Black man:''' ''I'' will! Baby, you can't taste racism!

** "Baby you can't ''taste'' racism."
22nd Apr '15 10:17:14 AM TMK87
Is there an issue? Send a Message
Added DiffLines:
** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGyXqsru7M alternate ending]] to the scene gives us this follow-up: -->'''Jay:''' Wow, thanks Picklefucker! -->'''Randal:''' How'd you know we call this guy "Picklefucker?" -->'''Jay:''' (''confused'') You DO?
This list shows the last 10 events of 53. Show all.