History Funny / ChipCheezum

* Chip briefly touches on the subject of the series' infamously complicated lore being, and uses it as an oppotunity to get the ObligatoryJoke out of the way.

* Ironicus' baffled disbelief that Sora's mom only has one voice line and then never makes an appearance in the series ever again.

'''Chip:''' Which is fairly ''simple and clean. (chuckles)''\\

'''Chip:''' Which is fairly ''simple and clean. (chuckles)''

'''Ironicus:''' Is that scene in ''Series/{{Friends}}'' where Joey puts on ''all'' of Chandler's clothes at the same time. ''(Chip laughs)''

-->'''Chip:''' Even whores gotta work their way up to the top. (Don't put that quote down somewhere, like Website/TVTropes perhaps.)

* In this episode, Chip plays "Jamais Vu", a ''VideoGame/{{Snatcher}}'' crossover starring Raiden. During the briefing cutscene, Miller [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman justifies the murder of the Snatchers disguised as Marines because they're not human]]. Ironicus doubts Raiden would even care about collateral damage in the first place, summarizing his CharacterDevelopment from ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'' as "[[HardTruthAesop my crippling PTSD makes me really good at my job, so I'm just going to roll with it]]".

* In Part 11, Chip confesses he really wants to see Nintendo’s long-rumoured ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'' movie get greenlit because he’s curious how Hollywood screenwriters will react when they find out Samus has [[https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Chozo_DNA “bird DNA”]]. Cue Chip and Ironicus imagining a scene where Samus (played by a [[UncannyValley nine-foot-tall]] Creator/BrieLarson) pecks at bird seed on the ground while the Hunters from ''VideoGame/MetroidPrime3Corruption'' awkwardly look on.

** [[EnsembleDarkhorse Togo]], the [[UncannyValley weirdly-proportioned husky]] who can teleport through walls and handle wolves just as easily as Logan, quickly becoming the stream's favorite character.

-->'''Chip:''' Even whores gotta work their way up to the top. (Don't put that quote down somewhere, like Wiki/TVTropes perhaps.)

** Chip spending the start of every level just rushing forward and [[KnifeNut violently stabbing everyone to death]], to the point of referring to the protagonist as a knife tornado.

* Calling back to his motorcycle stunt in Part 2, Part 13 opens with Chip (after a non sequitur open of him stating that as a man on the go, Aiden Pearce is a gogurt fan) doing the same at the [=McDonalds=] knockoff Quinkies...[[UpToEleven only with a car instead]], wreaking predictable havoc. All while he and Ironicus banter over how ill-suited the space is for serving customers in cars like it's the most normal thing in the world.

** He has a restraining order against him from the the human race as a whole, and so had an ankle bracelet force field attached to him so that he can never get too close to anyone.

-->'''Ironicus (as the the Russian interpreter):''' I hope trying to stab you doesn't reflect poorly on my job appli''catioooooon!''

-->'''Ironicus:''' ''(suppressing a chuckle)'' Is this this just ''Literature/TheWindInTheWillows''? ''What the fuck?!''

'''Ironicus:''' Yeah, yeah. It's consistent with his behavior. ''(Chip laughs)'' He's all just trying build an alibi, like: "Oh, no! I hate it! Please, stop! ''(hornily)'' Keep going." Like, ''that's'' Huey. That's Huey.\\
'''Chip:''' Yeah, yeah. And, uh, secretly he's a person who ''relishes'' in telling people that Santa Claus isn't real.\\

* Ironicus' wife walks in during the the ''Zelda: Breath of the Wild'' stream, and ''instantly'' picks up what's going on (Ironicus going squee over a goat) with almost no explanation. Ironicus notes how weirdly on the same wavelength they are, and says if we want to see more, we should check out their podcast, ''Podcast/HistoryHoneys''.

* Ironicus points out that some of the New Dork citizens' [[SpeakingSimlish gibberish talk]] [[{{Mondegreen}} sounds like]] they are saying "Devil's ass!" Both him and Chip find much amusement in this.

'''Chip:''' I've gotta fix this problem. I gotta go out to where the animals are. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers And I gotta]] ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers smoke.]]''

'''Chip:''' "Look, we're ''Metal Gear'', we have normal action figures, but we've already made, like, big-tittie Sniper Wolf anime action figures. So why don't we make a character that's just that from the start, so we don't have to redesign her character later?"\\

-->'''Ironicus:''' If I'm not "ashamed of my word and deeds" five minutes from now, man...\\

'''Chip:''' ''(laughs)'' Yeah, he's-he's... ''pretty'' cheerful for being a kinda dumb, but normal guy who's just murdering people.\\

'''Ironicus (as Young Drake):''' Nobody uses a telegraph! This is the 20th-century. Welcome to the 90's, old man.\\

'''Ironicus:''' What? Y-you think this two-bit punk has his own cruise ship?\\

-->'''Chip (as Drake):''' Hey, hey, look behind you! Watch-watch out!\\

-->'''Ironicus:''' Even with being on the verge of death, you're still, er, you're still doing all right.\\
'''Chip:''' ''(chuckles)'' Yeah, Drake does-- He doesn't need that much water. Like that water he drank, that's good for another week.\\

'''Ironicus:''' ''Chloe'', man, the jokes never stopped. It got-- She just didn't understand how self-concious he could be in the quiet moments.\\

-->'''Chip:''' All these guys knows a whole bunch of weird idioms. It's just-- All these guys are like "Look, he's straight ripping! Look at that guy! I just made up that one!"\\

'''Chip:''' It's, um, y'know, he has gone a little bit too long; he's freaking out a little, so he just decided this piece of crap is a treasure now.\\

* When Sam zips up Nate's jumpsuit and tells him to keep his clean, Drake almost immediately zips it down again afterwards:

'''Chip:''' But he's so charming, so its okay.

'''Chip''': Well you don't know, maybe Jeff is helping out-\\
'''Ironicus''': No he's not! He has a camera! ''Ohhh''... I'm going to film this, and put it on facebook, and you're going to be so embarrassed, ''oohhh...''
-->'''Chip''': Well, he could've taken a gun from a dead man... [[DamnedByFaintPraise maybe]]. Jeff is resourceful like that.\\
'''Ironicus''': No he's not! He's ''Jeff''.

--->'''Chip''': Oh, look at Jeff.\\
'''Ironicus''': Is he ''napping''? What the hell...\\
'''Chip''': How does Jeff know he's the real one, and not the clone?\\
'''Ironicus''': Because no one else would ''want'' to be Jeff.

--> '''Elena''': So, you got a plan B?\\
'''Drake''': I'm ''[[IndyPloy working]]'' on it.\\
'''Ironicus''': [[MurderIsTheBestSolution Kill everyone]]: Plans A through F.\\
'''Chip (as Drake)''': I have a plan G, that was different... But, uh...\\
'''Ironicus (as Drake)''': It involved finger puppets, and... just never mind, it wasn't going to work.\\
'''Chip (as Drake)''': Mirrors and smoke machines, Elena!\\
'''Ironicus (as Drake)''': I was going to convince them that I ''was'' Marco Polo, back from the grave.

'''Ironicus:''' No, that's-that's is for when they, uh, relaunch ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'' as a [[DarkerAndEdgier gritty]] cover shooter. Just press [[MemeticMutation the "Skeeter" button]]. ''(as Mr. Dink)'' Douglas! I made you a Skeet-seeking missile!\\

--->'''Chip:''' ...And as soon as that happens, they go, "Wha--?! Who shot these bodies?! Where did those gunshots come from?!" ''(as Ironicus laughes) And then they go on alert because they shot their own guns!''\\

--->'''Chip:''' ...And as soon as that happens, they go, "Wha--?! Who shot these bodies?! Where did those gunshots go--come from?!" ''(as Ironicus laughes) And then they go on alert because they shot their own guns!''\\

'''Ironicus:''' Oh yeah. He was living life.\\

'''Ironicus:''' And ''loving'' it.\\

'''Ironicus (as Skull Face):''' I was never given a choice. I was cast as [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} Polonius]]! ''(Chip laughs)'' I didn't want to be Polonius, but I had no choice! They stabbed me behind a curtain.

'''Chip:''' Yeah. We don't get much into what Skull Face is doing or any of his motivations for quite a while, so I don't wanna say too much about Skull Face, but I ''do not'' like his voice actor. ''(Ironicus laughs)'' It's so-- He just has normal, like, "bad guy in an Episode of ''Anime/YuGiOh''" voice.\\

'''Chip:''' This is when he pulls out the, uh, uh, his fucking projector and starts his slideshow.\\

* Chip and Ironicus jokes at one point that any one who gets probated from the Let's Play's forum thread should receive a free [[MemeticLoser Jeff]] avatar. This comes back as a BrickJoke, when Lazarevic delivers his NotSoDifferent speech to Drake.

--->'''Chip:''' Do ''not'' tap her crouch. ''(proceeds to do so)'' For else, all the "nice guys" who want to go out with her immediately teleport to the room.\\\
'''Chip:''' ''(as Otacon)'' All the "nice guys" are coming into the room! They're all gonna really upset you almost got laid, but they never do, even though they think they should because they are so "nice" ''(in normal voice)'' But they won't clear this room because they got distracted by that poster.\\
'''Ironicus:''' ''(in a whiny voice)'' It is because I'm not on the football team, isn't it?!