History Funny / Cheers

* Frasier, upset over the idea of being (in Rebecca's words) compared to a "used slipper", starts trying to be a bad boy himself... PokeThePoodle ensues, as he runs around the bar with a pair of scissors.

* When Cliff makes a misguided pass on Diane (due to manipulation from Carla) after pretending he ran out of gas by softly singing "Misty" and playing with her hair, she is prepared to drive off and leave him on the side of the road. Cliff swears that they did run out of gas and asks if a sign from God would prove it to her.

* When Cliff makes a misguided pass on Diane (due to manipulation from Carla) after pretending he ran out of gas, she id prepared to drive off and leave him on the side of the road. Cliff swears that they did run out of gas and asks if a sign from God would prove it to her.

''([[NoSale Diane drives off and leaves Cliff in the dust]])''

'''Carla:''' ''(as she's being taken away)'' Oh, you think I'm going to try to ''kill'' her or hurt her or maim her. [[BlatantLies No, no, no.]]

-->'''Cliff:''' So these calculations show a person travelling on Haley's Comet can break up with Rebecca once every seventy-six years.

'''Lilith:''' Frasier. It's 5.55 in the morning.\\

[[AC:920: Crash of the Titans]]

[[AC:922: Cheers has Chili]]

[[AC:924: Carla Loves Cliff]]

-->'''Cliff:''' So these calculations show a person travelling on Haley's Comet can break up with Rebecca once every seventy-four years.

'''Sam:''' ''(GenreSavvy)'' ...No, no, no. Take her in the back.\\

-->'''Woody:''' Mrs Petersen did something like this to you?\\

'''Woody:''' Are you kidding? I was late putting out the beer nuts last night and Mr. Petersen almost snapped off my thumb.\\

-->'''Kelly:''' Riiiight, an underground ''train''. You're such a joker, Mr. Petersen.

'''Cliff:''' Yeah, well, Norm, Norm, they're pretzels. They're supposed to be hard. Hey, look, I'm gonna go share a few with the guys in the back. Uh, a little bit of salt and mustard on there and y' really got something.\\

'''Carla:''' Y' finally found Diane walled up in Frasier's crawlspace?

-->'''Cliff:''' I'm somebody who s-sort of writes ya, about once a week. Uh, y' might remember the name, Cliff Clavin?\\

[[AC:319: Behind Every Great Man]]

'''Carolyn:''' The coroner said it was a heart attack. ''(resentful)'' But we all know it was Mummy's passion that killed him. Well, that's tragic. Yes. I suppose that's why I '''''hate''''' sex so. The very idea gives me the chills. ''(smiling brightly)'' Well, let's go!\\

* Carolyn, turns out to be a supermodel -- and Carla is GenreSavvy enough to know that things ''will'' go badly with Carolyn, which will make Lillian, who is a career waitress who the entire bar ''adores'' (especially Carla), leave.

* When Lillian's supermodel daughter comes in, Cliff seems truly convinced she's trying to come on to him, prompting this line from Norm:

* Carla's reaction to learning Diane is going to Italy: Get down on her knees in the middle of the bar and start singing.
* But not before giving her some "help".

* After Sam complained his father once berated him for not making his toast perfect, and Diane complained Sam didn't allow her to tell him her "not allowed to attend the prom" story. It soon devolves into FlawExploitation when they play each other in ping pong.

* After Sam complained his father once berated him for not making his toast perfect, and Diane complained Sam didn't allow her to tell him her "not allowed to attend the prom" story. It soon devolves into FlawExploitation when they player each other in ping pong.

-->'''Sam:''' Hey, listen, honey, you remember, uh, [[ContinuityNod last Hallowe'en]] when you guys pulled that ''hilarious'' stunt on me, makin' me think that Gary was dead and that I was responsible for it?\\

[[AC:108: Truth or Consequences]]

* When Fraiser arrives at the hospital and finds Cliff gone he gets an angry rant [[RightBehindMe right as Cliff comes back for his jacket]].

* When Fraiser tries to reassure Cliff (whose having a JerkassRealization after no one else visited him) that he doesn't need to resort to desperate measures to cure his personality, the old man in the adjoining bed (whom Cliff accidentally sat on) angrily says "Yes he does."

'''Fraiser:''' ''(baffled)'' I didn't know we could make love in the morning.\\

--> '''Carla: Anthony is a Tortelli man, right? Now, all Tortelli men are scum. Ergo, given time, his eye will wander, and the rest of his slimy body will follow.

* The SeinfeldianConversation on Wile. E Coyote, with Norm eventually concluding that the Coyote is the Anti-Christ.

* Robin is in a chain gang picking up trash across from the bar, with Carla relishing sexually tormenting him and the other inmates (such as by reenacting the car washing scene from ''Film/CoolHandLuke'') while Sam taunts Rebecca about it, doing things such as playing the song "Back in County Again" on the jukebox, and doing mock fashion show dressed in inmate garb "made popular by billionaire swindler Robin Colcord. Sam gleefully swings around a hollowed out ball and chain like a purse and jabs around the floor with a trash picker with gleefully doing a bad, insulting, impression of Robin. Then, because he's not looking up, when one of the guards from the work gang comes in for a drink Sam ends up stabbing his foot. The stone-faced guard announces that [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard Sam is going to spend the rest of the night in The Box]]. Sam protests that he isn't actually one of the prisoners and the guard replies that he knows that, but Sam accidentally stabbed him in the foot, while the guard [[ImpliedDeathThreat has a gun]] and implicitly can get away with that kind of "mistake" because Sam is ''dressed'' like a prisoner. A protesting Sam is then dragged away as the patrons laugh over it and [[LaserGuidedKarma Rebecca smugly follows him while playing "Back in County Again" on a boombox]].