History Funny / Cheers

19th Jun '17 7:02:36 PM mlsmithca
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--> '''Sam:''' Say, that uh...that dip looks good.
---> ''(Frasier looks up; he and Lilith share an awkward Look)''
--> '''Frasier:''' ''(Swallows)'' ...Dip?
---> ''(Awkward pause)''
--> '''Sam:''' ...Yeah, the, uh...the dip--could you, uh...pass it, please?
--> '''Frasier:''' ''(Gathers himself; chuckles)'' Yes, of course--be my guest. Here, now....
--> '''Sam:''' ''(Taking bowl of dip)'' Oh, thank you. ''(He and samples with chip)'' Oh!--Oh, yeah, that ''is'' great dip, huh--yeah, try it!
---> ''(Lilith and Frasier share a smirk)''
--> '''Diane:''' Mmm!--''Delicious'', Lilith! Frasier? Have you tried some of Lilith's dip?
---> ''(Frasier GRINS, looking off; Diane waits)''
--> '''Frasier:''' Yes, I--I ''have'', yes....
---> ''(Lilith straightens up, smiling; Diane looks at them in smiling bewilderment)''
--> '''Diane:''' ...Well, then I don't have to tell ''you'' how good it is!
--> '''Frasier:''' ''(Chuckles)'' It's ''quite'' good, yes....
---> ''(Lilith GRINS)''
--> '''Sam:''' Well, I-I don't mean to ''hog'' it, here, uh--you guys look hungry! Help yourselves!
---> ''(Frasier and Lilith share a Look; they stand up, walk to Sam and Diane--take their chips in sync, dip...and pause to share another Look, which they hold as they taste together. Sam and Diane look up at them, wondering what the heck is going on.)''
--> '''Lilith:''' ''(Coyly)'' So, Frasier...was it good for you, too?
---> ''({{Beat}}--they lunge into a BigDamnKiss)''
--> '''Sam:''' ''({{Beat}}; turns to Diane)'' ...What the hell's in this ''dip''?
---> ''(Diane shrugs)''

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--> '''Sam:''' --->'''Sam:''' Say, that uh...that dip looks good.
--->
good.\\
''(Frasier looks up; he and Lilith share an awkward Look)''
-->
Look)''\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(Swallows)'' ...Dip?
--->
Dip?\\
''(Awkward pause)''
-->
pause)''\\
'''Sam:''' ...Yeah, the, uh...the dip--could you, uh...pass it, please?
-->
please?\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(Gathers himself; chuckles)'' Yes, of course--be my guest. Here, now....
-->
now....\\
'''Sam:''' ''(Taking bowl of dip)'' Oh, thank you. ''(He and samples with chip)'' Oh!--Oh, yeah, that ''is'' great dip, huh--yeah, try it!
--->
it!\\
''(Lilith and Frasier share a smirk)''
-->
smirk)''\\
'''Diane:''' Mmm!--''Delicious'', Lilith! Frasier? Have you tried some of Lilith's dip?
--->
dip?\\
''(Frasier GRINS, looking off; Diane waits)''
-->
waits)''\\
'''Frasier:''' Yes, I--I ''have'', yes....
--->
yes....\\
''(Lilith straightens up, smiling; Diane looks at them in smiling bewilderment)''
-->
bewilderment)''\\
'''Diane:''' ...Well, then I don't have to tell ''you'' how good it is!
-->
is!\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(Chuckles)'' It's ''quite'' good, yes....
--->
yes....\\
''(Lilith GRINS)''
-->
GRINS)''\\
'''Sam:''' Well, I-I don't mean to ''hog'' it, here, uh--you guys look hungry! Help yourselves!
--->
yourselves!\\
''(Frasier and Lilith share a Look; they stand up, walk to Sam and Diane--take their chips in sync, dip...and pause to share another Look, which they hold as they taste together. Sam and Diane look up at them, wondering what the heck is going on.)''
-->
)''\\
'''Lilith:''' ''(Coyly)'' So, Frasier...was it good for you, too?
--->
too?\\
''({{Beat}}--they lunge into a BigDamnKiss)''
-->
BigDamnKiss)''\\
'''Sam:''' ''({{Beat}}; turns to Diane)'' ...What the hell's in this ''dip''?
--->
''dip''?\\
''(Diane shrugs)''



'''Coach''': [''to everyone in the bar''] OK, everybody in favor of Cliff calling, raise your hand. [''everyone in the bar raises his/her hand''] It's [[{{Malaproper}} anonymous]].

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'''Coach''': [''to everyone in the bar''] OK, everybody in favor of Cliff calling, raise your hand. [''everyone in the bar raises his/her hand''] It's [[{{Malaproper}} anonymous]].anonymous]].
* Frasier drops his professionalism during one afternoon in Cheers:
-->'''Woody:''' Hey, how's it going, Dr. Crane?\\
'''Frasier:''' Oh, the usual. The crying, the tantrums, the bedwetting.\\
'''Woody:''' Yeah, that's fatherhood.\\
'''Frasier:''' ''[sighs]'' No, that's my therapy group. Whatta buncha losers.
----
16th May '17 9:58:20 AM ClatoLawa
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'''Coach:''' ''[Into the phone]'' Speaking.

to:

'''Coach:''' ''[Into the phone]'' Speaking.Speaking.
* After Norm gets in trouble with the law for filling in for Cliff on his mail route and Cliff is hesitant to come clean about it:
-->'''Cliff''': All right, look, I'll call and see what the penalty is, but it's got to be anonymous.\\
'''Coach''': [''to everyone in the bar''] OK, everybody in favor of Cliff calling, raise your hand. [''everyone in the bar raises his/her hand''] It's [[{{Malaproper}} anonymous]].
17th Mar '17 5:52:34 AM DoctorNemesis
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* A few gems came from the old barfly Al, whose first appearance had him insisting that the "biggest bigwig of them all" was [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]]. And in the very first "Bar Wars", Sam and Carla head to Gary's Old Towne Tavern to apologize, only to find Al there. Carla questions why he isn't there, and he exclaims "Holy mackerel, this isn't Cheers?!"

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* A few gems came from the old barfly Al, whose first appearance had him insisting that the "biggest bigwig of them all" was [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]]. And in the very first "Bar Wars", Sam and Carla head to Gary's Old Towne Tavern to apologize, only to find Al there. Carla questions why he isn't there, and he exclaims "Holy mackerel, this isn't Cheers?!"Cheers?!"
* This little exchange from the first episode:
-->'''Coach:''' ''[Answering the phone]'' Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?\\
'''Sam:''' That's you, Coach.\\
'''Coach:''' ''[Into the phone]'' Speaking.
6th Mar '17 11:32:22 AM huberd
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* A young pitcher for the Red Sox in the midst of a slump sought out advice from Coach and Sam on how to overcome it. Diane tells Sam to suggest meditation, Coach suggests having an active sex life. While the pitcher shies away, Diane overhears and encourages him to do it(thinking he is talking about meditation), and [[OneDialogueTwoConversations offers to do it with him]]. The icing on the cake is Sam laughing his ass off at watching Diane dig herself deeper and deeper.

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* A young pitcher for the Red Sox in the midst of a slump sought out advice from Coach and Sam on how to overcome it. Diane tells Sam to suggest meditation, Coach suggests having an active sex life. While the pitcher shies away, Diane overhears and encourages him to do it(thinking it (thinking he is talking about meditation), and [[OneDialogueTwoConversations offers to do it with him]]. The icing on the cake is Sam laughing his ass off at watching Diane dig herself deeper and deeper.
3rd Feb '17 4:06:42 PM themisterfree
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-->'''Sam:''' ''(combination matter-of-factly and DeadpanSnarker)'' You want me to propose to you - I propose to you. You say 'no', I say 'fine, I never want to see you again'. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose to again, I do, you turn me down. [[EscalatingPunchline Next thing I know, I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or I'll go to jail.]] [[SarcasmMode It's the classic American love story.]]

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-->'''Sam:''' ''(combination matter-of-factly and DeadpanSnarker)'' You want me to propose to you - I propose to you. You say 'no', I say 'fine, I never want to see you again'. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose to again, I do, you turn me down. [[EscalatingPunchline Next thing I know, I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or I'll go to jail.]] [[SarcasmMode It's the classic American love story.]]]]
* A few gems came from the old barfly Al, whose first appearance had him insisting that the "biggest bigwig of them all" was [[Music/FrankSinatra Sinatra]]. And in the very first "Bar Wars", Sam and Carla head to Gary's Old Towne Tavern to apologize, only to find Al there. Carla questions why he isn't there, and he exclaims "Holy mackerel, this isn't Cheers?!"
3rd Feb '17 4:01:01 PM themisterfree
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** Everybody's locked out of the bar, and it's cold. Norm comes to the rescue- he's got his own set of keys.
4th Jan '17 2:43:24 AM SeptimusHeap
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* How about Frasier and Lilith's "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAb1W6FJ2qo&feature=related debate]]" back in season 5? On their end, FreudWasRight, DoubleEntendre, and GettingCrapPastTheRadar. On Sam and Diane's end, HandsplayInTheater and StrangelyArousing. All UpToEleven!

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* How about Frasier and Lilith's "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAb1W6FJ2qo&feature=related debate]]" back in season 5? On their end, FreudWasRight, DoubleEntendre, and GettingCrapPastTheRadar. On Sam and Diane's end, HandsplayInTheater and StrangelyArousing. All UpToEleven!
20th Dec '16 9:33:41 AM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Sam:''' ''(combination matter-of-factly and DeadpanSnarker)'' You want me to propose to you - I propose to you. You say 'no', I say 'fine, I never want to see you again'. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose to again, I do, you turn me down. [[FawltyTowersPlot Next thing I know, I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or I'll go to jail.]] [[SarcasmMode It's the classic American love story.]]

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-->'''Sam:''' ''(combination matter-of-factly and DeadpanSnarker)'' You want me to propose to you - I propose to you. You say 'no', I say 'fine, I never want to see you again'. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose to again, I do, you turn me down. [[FawltyTowersPlot [[EscalatingPunchline Next thing I know, I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or I'll go to jail.]] [[SarcasmMode It's the classic American love story.]]
20th Dec '16 9:31:49 AM AnotherGuy
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-->''(Cue OhCrap on Diane's face as she flees saying she's heading out to campaign to bring it back.)''

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-->''(Cue OhCrap on Diane's face as she flees saying she's heading out to campaign to bring it back.)'')''
* "Chambers Vs. Malone" features one of the funniest summations in the sitcom.
-->'''Sam:''' ''(combination matter-of-factly and DeadpanSnarker)'' You want me to propose to you - I propose to you. You say 'no', I say 'fine, I never want to see you again'. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose to again, I do, you turn me down. [[FawltyTowersPlot Next thing I know, I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or I'll go to jail.]] [[SarcasmMode It's the classic American love story.]]
13th Dec '16 7:13:38 AM AnotherGuy
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* "Chamnbers Vs. Malone", when Diane rejects a tearful Sam's proposal yet ''again'', he suddenly has an ImagineSpot of being led to execution on Death's Row, and is completely unrepentant, asking the priest if there's any chance he'll be able to find Diane in Heaven ''to kill her AGAIN''. When he snaps out of it, he tells Diane of his dream.

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* "Chamnbers "Chambers Vs. Malone", when Diane rejects a tearful Sam's proposal yet ''again'', he suddenly has an ImagineSpot of being led to execution on Death's Row, and is completely unrepentant, asking the priest if there's any chance he'll be able to find Diane in Heaven ''to kill her AGAIN''. When he snaps out of it, he tells Diane of his dream.
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