History Funny / CarryOnBehind

--->'''Fred''': [[{{Pun}} Bottom's up!]] [Ernie does a giant SpitTake and roars with laughter]
** What does Major Leep do? He takes Veronica the stripper into his office and makes bad jokes.
--->'''Major Leep''': ''(groping her behind)'' I shall get to the bottom of this. I feel a complete arse.

--->'''Fred''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Bottom's up!]] [Ernie does a giant SpitTake and roars with laughter]

-->'''Professor Vooshka''': Cram-pet. Cram-pet is, er, squash-ed. Is in dictionary, cram-pet is, er, ah, squash-ed together.
-->'''Professor Crump''': Ah? Ohh, I see! You mean cramped.
-->'''Professor Vooshka''': Is what I say, '''cram'''-''pet''.

--->'''Major Leep''': I shall get to the bottom of this. I feel a complete arse.

-->'''Henry''': Twenty.

-->'''Henry''': Operations? ({{Beat}}) What kind of operations?

-->'''Henry''': You, you do what you like - it's still twenty quid a week.

-->'''Henry''': Fifteen for my lovely home?!

-->'''Henry''': Right, but I'm not leavin' the beddin'!

* This:
-->'''Major Leep:''' Barnes, get rid of that, please.
-->''(Henry sweeps the mess he's cleaning up behind him, smacking against Leep's shoes)''
* "Perhaps you should care to stick it up ... [[BaitAndSwitch over there]]." ''(pointing around caravan site)''

-->'''Carol''': I told you you should've [[GoingCommando worn 'em!]]

-->'''Carol''': I can't stand up!
-->'''Sandra''': I told you you should've [[GoingCommando worn 'em!]]

** Also, this play-on word:
--->'''Fred:''' Oh, Ernest! You can tell Frederick!
*** [[DontExplainTheJoke You know... "be Earnest, Ernest."]]
* After a woman's dress is ripped off:
-->'''Carol:''' ''[whispering to her friend]'' I can't stand up!
-->'''Sandra:''' I told you you should've [[GoingCommando put them on!]]

--->'''Bartender:''' Cheers! ''(all the men go to take a swig of beer)''
--->'''Fred:''' ''[under his breath]'' [[IncrediblyLamePun Bottom's up.]]
--->''(Everyone does a SpitTake and roars with laughter)''
** "Oh! It's an orgy!"

-->'''Prof Anna Vooshka''': We are paying fifteen quids a week.

-->'''Prof Roland Crump:''' The only reason we want this dilapidated mobile hovel is for somewhere to do our operations.
-->'''Henry''': Operations? What kind of operations?
-->'''Prof Roland Crump:''' Somewhere to examine our artefacts.
-->'''Prof Anna Vooshka:''' He will be getting them out and I'll examine them, and then I'll stick labels on them.
-->'''Henry:''' I don't care what you do in here -- it's still twenty quid a week rent.

-->'''Prof Anna Vooshka:''' Before we started, we had quick bang together.
-->'''Prof Roland Crump:''' ''[quickly]'' [[NotWhatItLooksLike Uh]], she ran into my caravan.

* Many scenes that features Anna's FunetikAksent being misunderstood by the British characters.
* Roland accidentally bursting a water pipe with a metal spike, causing a fountain to shoot out of the ground. He hastily turns off the water tap; later, Ernie puts a camping chair over where the pipe had burst, and gets a very soaked bottom when the water is turned back on.

-->'''Prof Anna Vrooshka''': We are paying fifteen quids a week.

-->'''Prof Anna Vrooshka:''' He will be getting them out and I'll examine them, and then I'll stick labels on them.

-->'''Prof Anna Vrooshka:''' Before we started, we had quick bang together.

-->'''Barnes''': Twenty.

-->'''Barnes''': Operations? What kind of operations?

-->'''Barnes:''' I don't care what you do in here -- it's still twenty quid a week rent.
* First meeting with Major Leafe:

-->''(Barnes sweeps the mess he's cleaning up behind him, smacking against Leafe's shoes)''

-->'''Major Leafe:''' Barnes, get rid of that, please.

-->'''Woman:''' ''[whispering to her friend]'' I can't stand up!
-->'''Woman's friend:''' I told you you should've [[GoingCommando put them on!]]

--->'''Male customer:''' ''[under his breath]'' [[IncrediblyLamePun Bottom's up.]]

--->'''Fred:''' Come on, Ernest! You can be honest with Frederick!

-->'''Prof Roland Crump:''' We don't intend to stay for long anyway.
-->'''Prof Anna Vrooshka:''' Yes. We're only here to look at our artefacts.
-->'''Arthur:''' Do what, madam?
-->'''Prof Roland Crump:''' Well, look at our artefacts.
-->'''Prof Anna Vrooshka:''' Yes. He will be getting them out and I'll examine them, and then I'll stick labels on them.
-->'''Arthur:''' I don't care what you do in here -- it's still £20 rent.

-->'''Major Leafe:''' Arthur, get rid of that, please.
-->''(Arthur sweeps the mess he's cleaning up behind him, smacking against Leafe's shoes)''

* Many scenes that features Anna's FunetikAccent being misunderstood by the British characters.

* Many scenes that features Anna's FuneikAccent being misunderstood by the British characters.

-->'''Arthur:''' I don't care what you do in here -- it's still £15 rent.

* "Perhaps you should care to stick it ... [[BaitAndSwitch over there]]." ''(pointing around caravan site)''

** "Oh! It's an orgy!"

* Fred's oggling of the young women from his caravan. He tells Ernie that they should go over and say hi which leads to Ernie admitting that he doesn

--->''(Everyone does a SpitTake and roars with laughter)''