Funny / Carry On Behind

• Fred imagines having his way with the young women next door but Ernie is nervous because of a "disability". An uncomfortable Fred asks why, and Ernie reveals that he talks in his sleep.
• When the over-painted chairs start ripping off the bottom of people's pants and skirts:
  Sandra: I can't stand up!
  Carol: Well I told ya you should've worn 'em!
  • Also:
    Ernie: Oh, oh, Cheers!
    Fred: Bottom's up!
  • What does Major Leep do? He takes Veronica the stripper into his office and makes bad jokes while groping her bottom.
    Major Leep: I shall get to the bottom of this. I feel a complete arse.
• This:
  Professor Vooshka: We're taking. Fifteen quids a veek.
  Barnes: Twenty.
  Professor Crump: Now look here, the only reason we want this dilapidated mobile hovel is for somewhere to do our operations.
  Barnes: Operations? (Beat) What kind of operations?
  Professor Crump: Somewhere to examine our artifacts.
  Professor Vooshka: He will be getting them out and I shall be examining them, and then shticking labels on them.
  Barnes: You, you do what you like - it's still twenty quid a week.
  Professor Vooshka: Fifteen is last offer, da?
  Barnes: Fifteen for my lovely home?!
  Professor Vooshka: Da.
  Barnes: Right, but I'm not leavin' the beddin'!
• First meeting with Major Leep:
  Professor Vooshka: Yes, before we were starting, we having quick bang together.
  Major Leep: Oh, really?
  Professor Crump: She ran into my caravan!
• Major Leep tells Barnes to get rid of some mess on the floor, so he uses the broom to fling it into Major Leep.
• "Yes, well you can stick it up... over there, by the hedge".
• Many scenes that features Professor Vooshka's Funetik Aksent being misunderstood by the British characters.
  Professor Crump: No it's not just that! We can't... share a caravan!
  Professor Vooshka: Oh, you thinking you getting cram-pet, no?
  Professor Crump: Yes- OH! Certainly not! Where on earth did you learn that expression?
  Professor Vooshka: "Cram-pet". "Cram-pet" is, er, squash-ed. Is in dictionary, cram-pet is, er, ah, squash-ed together.
  Professor Crump: Ah? Ohh, I see! You mean "cramped".
  Professor Vooshka: Is what I say, "cram-pet".
  Professor Crump: Cram-pet, cramp-et, crumpet, crump-cress, well you can be cramped here on your own. Ah, if you don't mind I'm going to the pub, I'll find a room there.
  Professor Vooshka: Maybe you getting cram-pet in pub also?
• Professor Crump accidentally bursting a water pipe with a metal spike, causing a fountain to shoot out of the ground. He hastily turns off the water tap; later, Ernie puts a camping chair over where the pipe had burst, and gets a very soaked bottom when the water is turned back on.

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