History Funny / CarmenSandiego

-->'''Tigress:''' You do realize that means risking another surprise visit from [[JustForPun Fedora the Explorer]]? Or whatever she's calling herself these days.

** Dee Plomassy just points at the perp, and a mob zips in and ties them up.

-->'''Ivy:''' ''(pretending to be the Otter Man)'' '''[squeaky voice]''' Wanna buy my icy gnome with a data crystal containing stolen nuclear launch codes hidden inside?

-->'''Ivy:''' (pretending to be the buyer) [deep voice] Hello, I'm Shady [=McShade=] from some sleazy rogue nation. Check out my briefcase full of untraceable cash.
-->'''Ivy:''' (pretending to be the Otter Man) [squeaky voice] Wanna buy my icy gnome with a data crystal containing stolen nuclear launch codes hidden inside?
-->'''Ivy:''' (pretending to be the buyer) [deep voice] Boy, do I!

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* Carmen, noticing that they're being followed, tells Zack to shake the tail. Zack proclaims that he can shake it all night long, and Carmen dryly notes, "The tail. Not your booty."

* Zack and Ivy have to obtain the tuna that swallowed the doubloon. So Zack decides to bid for the tuna at ''$150,000'' which is more than anyone else can afford much to everyone's [[StunnedSilence surpsise]]. Even Le Chevre is [[JawDrop bewildered]].

* In the flashback, Paper Star folds an origami, bows to Shadow-san and attempts to throw it at the instructor who easily dodges, but the star ends up tearing through his paper screen door. He's less than pleased.

* El Chevre telling the staff that Paper Star made him tell where the getaway point was because she gave him very deadly paper cuts. He exclaims that she was a psychopath, causing the other VILE instructors to [[DeathGlare glare]] at Maelstrom. He gingerly tries to cover himself.

'''Chase:''' I was cold and it was on sale.

-->'''Zack:''' Never. Ever. Call Boston, '''BEANTOWN!!'''\\
'''El Topo:''' ''(still looking at the screen, looks over to the window to see where the scream came from with his eyes and mouth gaping)''

--> '''Hideo:''' A street performer?
--> '''Shadowsan:''' He is no common clown. He is an elite member of... -an international criminal organization.

* Le Chevre and El Topo having fun with the VILE relic by taking a group selfie with it in a hot air balloon while all of it is happening during a heist while Carmen pursues them. Their dialogue makes it quite hard to take them seriously as villains.

-->''Later''

-->'''Le Chevre:''' (''looks at the photo disappointed'') [sighs] Now, let us do one with the relic facing in the ''right'' direction? (''shows the selfie photo where the relic is facing with the strange markings instead of the letter "V"'').

* Le Chevre and El Topo having fun with the VILE relic by taking a group selfie with it in a hot air balloon all of it is happening during a heist while Carmen pursues them. Their dialogue makes it quite hard to take them seriously as villains.

-->'''Le Chevre:''' (''looks at the photo disappointed'') [sighs] Now, let us do one with the relic facing in the ''right'' direction? (''shows the photo where the relic is facing with strange markings instead of the letter "V"'').

-->'''Zack''': [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller Player's a lot shorter in person.]]
-->'''Ivy''': They say the internet adds ten pounds.

* Zack and Ivy have to obtain the tuna that swallowed the doubloon. So Zack decides to bid for the tuna at ''$150,000'' which is more than anyone else can afford.

* After Ivy falls from the rocket, Carmen saves her and stops the rocket from launching with only two seconds left. Ivy takes note of the number two, and says [[BringMyBrownPants she thinks she done the same thing in her pants]].

** He then drives up to save Le Chevre telling him that all of the dingoes have gone away.

--> '''Hideo:''' You mock me!

--> '''Carmen:''' Look, we are stealing the masks, but only to protect them from real thieves. ''(shows a recording of a mime who pretends to be fishing)''

-->'''Chief:''' [[LargeHam LET THE HAUNTING BEGIN!]]

* Shortly after they arrive in Venice, Carmen and Shadow-san chase Mime Bomb, leaving Zack and Ivy to spot Neal the Eel when he arrives and leading to this inappropriately-timed conversation as they take chase:

* When Zari is out to apprehend Carmen and Shadow-san, she's knocked unconscious by a guiding post wielded by ''Hideo''.
-->'''Hideo:''' ''(as Carmen and Shadow-san look in disbelief)'' What? [[ItMakesSenseInContext I did not have olive oil.]]

* While Roundabout is dragged off by the Cleaners, Neal is revealed to have escaped on a fishing trawler, which he treats like a cruise.

* Julia's cute-angry shout of "La Femme Rouge!" if you trick her during Cleo's mission, borrowing Chase Devineaux's catchphrase.

-->'''Brunt:''' ''(over the phone)'' There, that one! Yea-no, the beard, not the mustache!\\

* Maelstrom [[BlatantLies denies]] leaving Brunt behind, even when she notes that his bags are packed.

** What really makes it is the fact that Chase is stating this to a ''[[TooDumbToLive room packed with known criminals and V.I.L.E OPERATIVES]]''!!! In fairness to him, however, he didn’t know until later that they were V.I.L.E. agents. Which leads to another funny moment when he’s embarrassed to find out he could have given the Chief proof of the existence of V.I.L.E. had he not been so focused on Carmen Sandiego!

-->'''Agent Zari''' MOVE IT! NOW!

** When being interrogated by Zahri, he states that his English is terrible. So Zari speaks fluent Italian in front of him, making him speechless (thankfully Player gave him some Italian for him to recite back).
* When Zahri is out to apprehend Carmen and Shadow-san, she's knocked unconscious by a guiding post wielded by ''Hideo''.

** What really makes it is the fact that Chase is stating this to a ''[[TooDumbToLive room packed with known criminals and V.I.L.E AGENTS]]''!!! In fairness to him, however, he didn’t know until later that they were V.I.L.E. agents. Which leads to another funny moment when he’s embarrassed to find out he could have given the Chief proof of the existence of V.I.L.E. had he not been so focused on Carmen Sandiego!

* After Shadow-san reveals how he's GoodAllAlong, he then admits that yes, his coat was empty.

* After Tigress tells the heads of VILE about Shadow-san being at the mining operation in Rio de Janeiro, she tells them how he claimed he'd informed the other heads of VILE that he was there -- only he never told the other heads of V.I.L.E. that he was in Rio! Tigress gradually realizes what this means and the OhCrap expression on her face when she asks if he never told them is hilarious, as is Coach Brunt's [[TantrumThrowing violent reaction!]]
* Ivy and Zack's reactions to Shadow-san joining them: Zack is gushing about ninja training and Ivy just gives the "I've got my eye on you" gesture. Shadow-san snarls in annoyance.

* In Lady Dokusho's bar, one of the hired mooks is singing "Suspicious Minds" until Shadow-san arrives. This becomes the fighting music as Shadow-san brawls.

* Shadow-san awkwardly asking if he can buy a pair of sunglasses.
-->'''Shadow-san:''' Zack got to have gelato and pizza.

* After crashing a secret handoff between Le Chevre and a Swiss customer, Shadow-san escapes down a ski lift with the goods. Le Chevre follows, only to lose him in the station.

'''Shadow-san:''' ''(Drops the briefcase into Le Chevre's arms then drops down and karate chops him, knocking him out)''\\
'''Shadow-san:''' Be careful what you wish for.

** When being interrogated by Zahri, he states that his English is terrible. So Zahri speaks fluent Italian in front of him, making him speechless (thankfully Player gave him some Italian for him to recite back).

* During the swordfight between Shadow-San and Roundabout, Roundabout brings up that he used to be the captain of his fencing team. Shadow-San is quick to bring up that he used to be a member of Yakuza, silently pointing out how stupid Rounabout's boast is compared to him (he still loses the fight but only because it makes Roundabout look worse than the video Team Carmen leaked to the world already does when the authorities show up).

* With Carmen and Ivy abroad, Zack has to keep an injured Shadow-san company, much to the latter's annoyance -- to the point that he eventually resorts to [[PressurePoint nerve-pinching Zack]] (under the guise of giving him ninja training) to get some peace and quiet.

* For some reason, Bellum needed Mime Bomb as a code breaker, therefore having to translate his charades. And then, when Carmen grabs the map piece before she can:

* Cleo telling Zack a joke about Dash and Zack mentions that Dash probably thought art was just a [[BrickJoke painting of dogs playing poker]].

** Herman Nootix throws a book underneath the perp's feet to trip them up.