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Meganekko is no longer a trope. It's a Fanspeak term. Moving wicks to Bespectacled Cutie when appropriate.


** Patti's ugliness when she gets the titular new look is still present, though - when Paolo comes out of the bathroom and sees her from behind (mind you, she only wore a FunnyAfro and [[{{Meganekko}} a big pair of glasses]] other than her normal clothes), this occurs:

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** Patti's ugliness when she gets the titular new look is still present, though - when Paolo comes out of the bathroom and sees her from behind (mind you, she only wore a FunnyAfro and [[{{Meganekko}} a big pair of glasses]] glasses other than her normal clothes), this occurs:
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--->'''Olmo''': Guys, I have to tell you something!
--->'''Luca''': Shut up! Can't you see that we're running a race?!
--->'''Olmo''': ... what kind of race is that?
--->'''Luca''': The winner is the first one who arrives... at 6PM!
--->'''Olmo''': And who's winning?
--->*beat*
--->'''Paolo''': Me! I set my clock twenty minutes ahead!
--->'''Luca''': ''Damn!''

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--->'''Olmo''': -->'''Olmo''': Guys, I have to tell you something!
--->'''Luca''': -->'''Luca''': Shut up! Can't you see that we're running a race?!
--->'''Olmo''': ...-->'''Olmo''': ... what kind of race is that?
--->'''Luca''': -->'''Luca''': The winner is the first one who arrives... at 6PM!
--->'''Olmo''': -->'''Olmo''': And who's winning?
--->*beat*
--->'''Paolo''':
-->*beat*
-->'''Paolo''':
Me! I set my clock twenty minutes ahead!
--->'''Luca''': -->'''Luca''': ''Damn!''



--->'''Luca''': You should do as in the "25th hour".
--->'''Paolo''': You really should stop buying watches from peddlers, you know.

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--->'''Luca''': -->'''Luca''': You should do as in the "25th hour".
--->'''Paolo''': -->'''Paolo''': You really should stop buying watches from peddlers, you know.



--->'''De Marinis''': Nervi, do you think I forgot anything?
--->'''Luca''': Nothing, apart from common sense.

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--->'''De -->'''De Marinis''': Nervi, do you think I forgot anything?
--->'''Luca''': -->'''Luca''': Nothing, apart from common sense.



--->'''Wanda''': "But even God rested the seventh day!
--->'''De Marinis''': "And that's why we fired him!"

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--->'''Wanda''': -->'''Wanda''': "But even God rested the seventh day!
--->'''De -->'''De Marinis''': "And that's why we fired him!"



---> '''Silvano''': *''on the phone''* "You know what? I'm tired! I'm going away! No, ''you'''re going away! I don't want to see you when I get back home!"
---> '''Luca''': *''behind him, makes a call with his mobile phone''*
---> '''Silvano''': "And I'll tell you something I wanted to tell you a long time ago, FUC-" *'''his phone rings''* "...Hello?"
---> '''Luca''': "Come on Silvano, two or three years more and you'll finally do it!"

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---> --> '''Silvano''': *''on the phone''* "You know what? I'm tired! I'm going away! No, ''you'''re going away! I don't want to see you when I get back home!"
---> --> '''Luca''': *''behind him, makes a call with his mobile phone''*
---> --> '''Silvano''': "And I'll tell you something I wanted to tell you a long time ago, FUC-" *'''his phone rings''* "...Hello?"
---> --> '''Luca''': "Come on Silvano, two or three years more and you'll finally do it!"



---> '''Patti''': "So I sent him a photo of me and in the afternoon I rang at his office and he answered altering his voice and saying "No, the doctor moved, I'm the new tenant, keep your face and, oh, I changed my number too" and then he added "and by the way, from which way I'm supposed to look at that photo?"."

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---> --> '''Patti''': "So I sent him a photo of me and in the afternoon I rang at his office and he answered altering his voice and saying "No, the doctor moved, I'm the new tenant, keep your face and, oh, I changed my number too" and then he added "and by the way, from which way I'm supposed to look at that photo?"."



--> '''Paolo:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny (jumps backwards in fear - and even in a fighting stance)]]

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--> '''Paolo:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments (jumps backwards in fear - and even in a fighting stance)]]



---> '''Luca''': *''giggle''* "Friday?" *''hamming it up''* "How can it be Friday? Why the week has only five days?! How can I live two days without seeing you, ''HOW''?!"
---> '''Paolo''': *''hamming it up''* "And how can I live without ''you''?! It's pure agony, I can't live without you Luca, please, do not leave me!"
---> '''Luca''': "Let's hide! Let's stay here Saturday and Sunday too! Let's stay ''togetheeer''!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Let's hide in the bathroom, then wait 'til the guard ends his round and then we will be here in the office, me and you, in this marvellous place!"
---> *''Both burst in laughters''*

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---> --> '''Luca''': *''giggle''* "Friday?" *''hamming it up''* "How can it be Friday? Why the week has only five days?! How can I live two days without seeing you, ''HOW''?!"
---> --> '''Paolo''': *''hamming it up''* "And how can I live without ''you''?! It's pure agony, I can't live without you Luca, please, do not leave me!"
---> --> '''Luca''': "Let's hide! Let's stay here Saturday and Sunday too! Let's stay ''togetheeer''!"
---> --> '''Paolo''': "Let's hide in the bathroom, then wait 'til the guard ends his round and then we will be here in the office, me and you, in this marvellous place!"
---> --> *''Both burst in laughters''*
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--> '''Patti:''' (in English) ''"Yes, baby!'' [It's] ''JuliaRoberts!"'' (turns around)

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--> '''Patti:''' (in English) ''"Yes, baby!'' [It's] ''JuliaRoberts!"'' ''Creator/JuliaRoberts!"'' (turns around)
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---> *''Both burst in laughters''*
* Luca and Silvano talk about their respective love life.
---> '''Silvano''': "Well, Patti is my girlfriend."
---> '''Luca''': "Patti isn't your girlfriend. You aren't even a couple! You are two friends! Two dorky friends doing dorky activities together like watching documentaries."
---> '''Silvano''': "But...okay but you don't have a girlfriend either."
---> '''Luca''': "What are you talking about? Alex is my girlfriend!"
---> '''Silvano''': "[[ReallyGetsAround Alex]]? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"
* Luca's love life is often mocked by other people.
---> '''Luca''': "Go away!!! This plasma TV is mine, just mine and I don't want anyone to touch it!"
---> '''Paolo''': "So? Alex is yours too and everyone is always touching her!"
* A normal dialogue between Luca and Paolo.
---> '''Paolo''': "I remember the good times! Life was so great last year: no Geller, no Carminati, no Silvano...
---> '''Luca''': "There was already Silvano last year."
---> '''Paolo''': "Yeah? And Pippo and Patti?"
---> '''Luca''': "They were too."
---> '''Paolo''': "And De Marinis, Ilaria and Andrea?"
---> '''Luca''': "Everyone was!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasn't ''that'' great last year."
* Luca and Paolo are thinking of one of their usual pranks on Silvano.
---> '''Luca''': "So...here there's a pail full of glue. Silvano is in the bathroom and left here his chair. Are we thinking the same thing, right?"
---> '''Paolo''': "Yes! Silvano goes out of the bathroom, we throw the glue at him so when he sits down he gets stuck in his chair!"
---> '''Luca''': "But...isn't it easier if we put directly the glue on the chair?!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Oh...yeah right! So when he goes out of the bathroom we throw the chair at him! What a great idea!"
* Geller giving Patti an assignment.
---> '''Geller''': "I think you're the right person for this. Right now you're responsible for the company's official website. You can put anything you want on the main page."
---> '''Patti''': "Even my photo?"
---> '''Geller''': "Well...almost anything."
* Paolo complaining about his wife with Luca.
---> '''Paolo''': "Valeria is mad at me again! Just because last Friday I went to play poker with Budello and the others and didn't attend her stupid birthday party...."
---> '''Luca'''': "Paolo, your wife's birthday is more important than playing poker with your friends..."
---> '''Paolo''': "More important? Are you serious? So...how many birthdays are there in one year?"
---> '''Luca''': "One..."
---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks are there in one year?"
---> '''Luca''': "52 but..."
---> '''Paolo''': "So in your opinion, ''what is more important: 1 or 52??''"
---> '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52."
* Paolo brings his wife's plants to the office. Then Geller arrives...
---> '''Geller''': "Bitta, I didn't know you had a green thumb."
---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"
* Paolo is talking with Maria Eleonora.
---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "You would never find heroes, I mean true heroes in the real world. Rigth now heroes exist just at the cinema."
---> '''Paolo''' "Really...I don't think they have enough time for this. Heroes going to the cinema, eating popcorn...''What kind of heroes do you know?''"

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---> *''Both burst in laughters''*
* Luca and Silvano talk about their respective love life.
---> '''Silvano''': "Well, Patti is my girlfriend."
---> '''Luca''': "Patti isn't your girlfriend. You aren't even a couple! You are two friends! Two dorky friends doing dorky activities together like watching documentaries."
---> '''Silvano''': "But...okay but you don't have a girlfriend either."
---> '''Luca''': "What are you talking about? Alex is my girlfriend!"
---> '''Silvano''': "[[ReallyGetsAround Alex]]? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"
* Luca's love life is often mocked by other people.
---> '''Luca''': "Go away!!! This plasma TV is mine, just mine and I don't want anyone to touch it!"
---> '''Paolo''': "So? Alex is yours too and everyone is always touching her!"
* A normal dialogue between Luca and Paolo.
---> '''Paolo''': "I remember the good times! Life was so great last year: no Geller, no Carminati, no Silvano...
---> '''Luca''': "There was already Silvano last year."
---> '''Paolo''': "Yeah? And Pippo and Patti?"
---> '''Luca''': "They were too."
---> '''Paolo''': "And De Marinis, Ilaria and Andrea?"
---> '''Luca''': "Everyone was!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasn't ''that'' great last year."
* Luca and Paolo are thinking of one of their usual pranks on Silvano.
---> '''Luca''': "So...here there's a pail full of glue. Silvano is in the bathroom and left here his chair. Are we thinking the same thing, right?"
---> '''Paolo''': "Yes! Silvano goes out of the bathroom, we throw the glue at him so when he sits down he gets stuck in his chair!"
---> '''Luca''': "But...isn't it easier if we put directly the glue on the chair?!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Oh...yeah right! So when he goes out of the bathroom we throw the chair at him! What a great idea!"
* Geller giving Patti an assignment.
---> '''Geller''': "I think you're the right person for this. Right now you're responsible for the company's official website. You can put anything you want on the main page."
---> '''Patti''': "Even my photo?"
---> '''Geller''': "Well...almost anything."
* Paolo complaining about his wife with Luca.
---> '''Paolo''': "Valeria is mad at me again! Just because last Friday I went to play poker with Budello and the others and didn't attend her stupid birthday party...."
---> '''Luca'''': "Paolo, your wife's birthday is more important than playing poker with your friends..."
---> '''Paolo''': "More important? Are you serious? So...how many birthdays are there in one year?"
---> '''Luca''': "One..."
---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks are there in one year?"
---> '''Luca''': "52 but..."
---> '''Paolo''': "So in your opinion, ''what is more important: 1 or 52??''"
---> '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52."
* Paolo brings his wife's plants to the office. Then Geller arrives...
---> '''Geller''': "Bitta, I didn't know you had a green thumb."
---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"
* Paolo is talking with Maria Eleonora.
---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "You would never find heroes, I mean true heroes in the real world. Rigth now heroes exist just at the cinema."
---> '''Paolo''' "Really...I don't think they have enough time for this. Heroes going to the cinema, eating popcorn...''What kind of heroes do you know?''"
laughters''*
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---> '''Patti''': "Even my picture?"

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---> '''Patti''': "Even my picture?"photo?"
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---> '''Silvano''': "Alex? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"

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---> '''Silvano''': "Alex? "[[ReallyGetsAround Alex]]? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"
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---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "There aren't real heroes in this world. Rigth now you can find heroes just at the cinema."

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---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "There aren't real "You would never find heroes, I mean true heroes in this the real world. Rigth now you can find heroes exist just at the cinema."
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---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"

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---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"pen!"
* Paolo is talking with Maria Eleonora.
---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "There aren't real heroes in this world. Rigth now you can find heroes just at the cinema."
---> '''Paolo''' "Really...I don't think they have enough time for this. Heroes going to the cinema, eating popcorn...''What kind of heroes do you know?''"
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---> '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52."

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---> '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52.""
* Paolo brings his wife's plants to the office. Then Geller arrives...
---> '''Geller''': "Bitta, I didn't know you had a green thumb."
---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"
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---> '''Luca'''(resigned): "...52."

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---> '''Luca'''(resigned): '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52."
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---> '''Luca''': (resigned) "...52."

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---> '''Luca''': (resigned) '''Luca'''(resigned): "...52."
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---> '''Paolo''': "More important? Are you serious? So...how many birthdays there are in one year?"

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---> '''Paolo''': "More important? Are you serious? So...how many birthdays are there are in one year?"



---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks there are in one year?"

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---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks are there are in one year?"
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---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks there are in one years?"

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---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks there are in one years?"year?"
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---> '''Paolo''': "Valeria is mad at me again! Just because last Friday I didn't attend her stupid birthday party. But every week I play poker with Budello and the others on Friday..."

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---> '''Paolo''': "Valeria is mad at me again! Just because last Friday I went to play poker with Budello and the others and didn't attend her stupid birthday party. But every week I play poker with Budello and the others on Friday...party...."



---> '''Paolo''': "And how many weeks there are in one years?"

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---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks there are in one years?"
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---> '''Geller''': "Well...almost anything."

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---> '''Geller''': "Well...almost anything."
* Paolo complaining about his wife with Luca.
---> '''Paolo''': "Valeria is mad at me again! Just because last Friday I didn't attend her stupid birthday party. But every week I play poker with Budello and the others on Friday..."
---> '''Luca'''': "Paolo, your wife's birthday is more important than playing poker with your friends..."
---> '''Paolo''': "More important? Are you serious? So...how many birthdays there are in one year?"
---> '''Luca''': "One..."
---> '''Paolo''': "And how many weeks there are in one years?"
---> '''Luca''': "52 but..."
---> '''Paolo''': "So in your opinion, ''what is more important: 1 or 52??''"
---> '''Luca''': (resigned) "...52.
"
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---> '''Patti''': "Even my picure?"

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---> '''Patti''': "Even my picure?"picture?"
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---> '''Paolo''': "Oh...yeah right! So when he goes out of the bathroom we throw the chair at him! What a great idea!"

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---> '''Paolo''': "Oh...yeah right! So when he goes out of the bathroom we throw the chair at him! What a great idea!"idea!"
* Geller giving Patti an assignment.
---> '''Geller''': "I think you're the right person for this. Right now you're responsible for the company's official website. You can put anything you want on the main page."
---> '''Patti''': "Even my picure?"
---> '''Geller''': "Well...almost anything."
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---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasn't ''that'' great last year."

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---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasn't ''that'' great last year.""
* Luca and Paolo are thinking of one of their usual pranks on Silvano.
---> '''Luca''': "So...here there's a pail full of glue. Silvano is in the bathroom and left here his chair. Are we thinking the same thing, right?"
---> '''Paolo''': "Yes! Silvano goes out of the bathroom, we throw the glue at him so when he sits down he gets stuck in his chair!"
---> '''Luca''': "But...isn't it easier if we put directly the glue on the chair?!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Oh...yeah right! So when he goes out of the bathroom we throw the chair at him! What a great idea!"
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---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasn't ''that'' great last year!"

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---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasn't ''that'' great last year!"year."
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---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasnt ''that'' great last year!"

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---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasnt wasn't ''that'' great last year!"
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---> '''Paolo''': "So? Alex is yours too and everyone is always touching her!"

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---> '''Paolo''': "So? Alex is yours too and everyone is always touching her!"her!"
* A normal dialogue between Luca and Paolo.
---> '''Paolo''': "I remember the good times! Life was so great last year: no Geller, no Carminati, no Silvano...
---> '''Luca''': "There was already Silvano last year."
---> '''Paolo''': "Yeah? And Pippo and Patti?"
---> '''Luca''': "They were too."
---> '''Paolo''': "And De Marinis, Ilaria and Andrea?"
---> '''Luca''': "Everyone was!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasnt ''that'' great last year!"
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---> '''Silvano''': "Alex? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"

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---> '''Silvano''': "Alex? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"today!"
* Luca's love life is often mocked by other people.
---> '''Luca''': "Go away!!! This plasma TV is mine, just mine and I don't want anyone to touch it!"
---> '''Paolo''': "So? Alex is yours too and everyone is always touching her!"
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---> *''Both burst in laughters''*

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---> *''Both burst in laughters''*laughters''*
* Luca and Silvano talk about their respective love life.
---> '''Silvano''': "Well, Patti is my girlfriend."
---> '''Luca''': "Patti isn't your girlfriend. You aren't even a couple! You are two friends! Two dorky friends doing dorky activities together like watching documentaries."
---> '''Silvano''': "But...okay but you don't have a girlfriend either."
---> '''Luca''': "What are you talking about? Alex is my girlfriend!"
---> '''Silvano''': "Alex? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"
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--->'''Olmo''': ...What kind of race is that?
--->'''Luca''': Wins the first one that arrives... at 6PM!

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--->'''Olmo''': ...What what kind of race is that?
--->'''Luca''': Wins The winner is the first one that who arrives... at 6PM!



* The majority of the interactions between Luca and Paolo are this, thanks to the fact that one is a Deadpan Snarker and the other a Cloud Cooklander extraordinaire.

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* The majority of the interactions between Luca and Paolo are this, thanks to the fact that one is a Deadpan Snarker DeadpanSnarker and the other a Cloud Cooklander CloudCuckoolander extraordinaire.



---> '''Luca''': "Go go go, Silvano, two or three years and you'll finally do it!"

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---> '''Luca''': "Go go go, "Come on Silvano, two or three years more and you'll finally do it!"

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