History Funny / CameraCafe

31st Dec '14 7:59:55 PM nombretomado
Is there an issue? Send a Message


--> '''Patti:''' (in English) ''"Yes, baby!'' [It's] ''JuliaRoberts!"'' (turns around)

to:

--> '''Patti:''' (in English) ''"Yes, baby!'' [It's] ''JuliaRoberts!"'' ''Creator/JuliaRoberts!"'' (turns around)
11th May '14 12:46:17 AM annette12
Is there an issue? Send a Message


---> *''Both burst in laughters''*
* Luca and Silvano talk about their respective love life.
---> '''Silvano''': "Well, Patti is my girlfriend."
---> '''Luca''': "Patti isn't your girlfriend. You aren't even a couple! You are two friends! Two dorky friends doing dorky activities together like watching documentaries."
---> '''Silvano''': "But...okay but you don't have a girlfriend either."
---> '''Luca''': "What are you talking about? Alex is my girlfriend!"
---> '''Silvano''': "[[ReallyGetsAround Alex]]? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"
* Luca's love life is often mocked by other people.
---> '''Luca''': "Go away!!! This plasma TV is mine, just mine and I don't want anyone to touch it!"
---> '''Paolo''': "So? Alex is yours too and everyone is always touching her!"
* A normal dialogue between Luca and Paolo.
---> '''Paolo''': "I remember the good times! Life was so great last year: no Geller, no Carminati, no Silvano...
---> '''Luca''': "There was already Silvano last year."
---> '''Paolo''': "Yeah? And Pippo and Patti?"
---> '''Luca''': "They were too."
---> '''Paolo''': "And De Marinis, Ilaria and Andrea?"
---> '''Luca''': "Everyone was!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasn't ''that'' great last year."
* Luca and Paolo are thinking of one of their usual pranks on Silvano.
---> '''Luca''': "So...here there's a pail full of glue. Silvano is in the bathroom and left here his chair. Are we thinking the same thing, right?"
---> '''Paolo''': "Yes! Silvano goes out of the bathroom, we throw the glue at him so when he sits down he gets stuck in his chair!"
---> '''Luca''': "But...isn't it easier if we put directly the glue on the chair?!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Oh...yeah right! So when he goes out of the bathroom we throw the chair at him! What a great idea!"
* Geller giving Patti an assignment.
---> '''Geller''': "I think you're the right person for this. Right now you're responsible for the company's official website. You can put anything you want on the main page."
---> '''Patti''': "Even my photo?"
---> '''Geller''': "Well...almost anything."
* Paolo complaining about his wife with Luca.
---> '''Paolo''': "Valeria is mad at me again! Just because last Friday I went to play poker with Budello and the others and didn't attend her stupid birthday party...."
---> '''Luca'''': "Paolo, your wife's birthday is more important than playing poker with your friends..."
---> '''Paolo''': "More important? Are you serious? So...how many birthdays are there in one year?"
---> '''Luca''': "One..."
---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks are there in one year?"
---> '''Luca''': "52 but..."
---> '''Paolo''': "So in your opinion, ''what is more important: 1 or 52??''"
---> '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52."
* Paolo brings his wife's plants to the office. Then Geller arrives...
---> '''Geller''': "Bitta, I didn't know you had a green thumb."
---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"
* Paolo is talking with Maria Eleonora.
---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "You would never find heroes, I mean true heroes in the real world. Rigth now heroes exist just at the cinema."
---> '''Paolo''' "Really...I don't think they have enough time for this. Heroes going to the cinema, eating popcorn...''What kind of heroes do you know?''"

to:

---> *''Both burst in laughters''*
* Luca and Silvano talk about their respective love life.
---> '''Silvano''': "Well, Patti is my girlfriend."
---> '''Luca''': "Patti isn't your girlfriend. You aren't even a couple! You are two friends! Two dorky friends doing dorky activities together like watching documentaries."
---> '''Silvano''': "But...okay but you don't have a girlfriend either."
---> '''Luca''': "What are you talking about? Alex is my girlfriend!"
---> '''Silvano''': "[[ReallyGetsAround Alex]]? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"
* Luca's love life is often mocked by other people.
---> '''Luca''': "Go away!!! This plasma TV is mine, just mine and I don't want anyone to touch it!"
---> '''Paolo''': "So? Alex is yours too and everyone is always touching her!"
* A normal dialogue between Luca and Paolo.
---> '''Paolo''': "I remember the good times! Life was so great last year: no Geller, no Carminati, no Silvano...
---> '''Luca''': "There was already Silvano last year."
---> '''Paolo''': "Yeah? And Pippo and Patti?"
---> '''Luca''': "They were too."
---> '''Paolo''': "And De Marinis, Ilaria and Andrea?"
---> '''Luca''': "Everyone was!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Well...life wasn't ''that'' great last year."
* Luca and Paolo are thinking of one of their usual pranks on Silvano.
---> '''Luca''': "So...here there's a pail full of glue. Silvano is in the bathroom and left here his chair. Are we thinking the same thing, right?"
---> '''Paolo''': "Yes! Silvano goes out of the bathroom, we throw the glue at him so when he sits down he gets stuck in his chair!"
---> '''Luca''': "But...isn't it easier if we put directly the glue on the chair?!"
---> '''Paolo''': "Oh...yeah right! So when he goes out of the bathroom we throw the chair at him! What a great idea!"
* Geller giving Patti an assignment.
---> '''Geller''': "I think you're the right person for this. Right now you're responsible for the company's official website. You can put anything you want on the main page."
---> '''Patti''': "Even my photo?"
---> '''Geller''': "Well...almost anything."
* Paolo complaining about his wife with Luca.
---> '''Paolo''': "Valeria is mad at me again! Just because last Friday I went to play poker with Budello and the others and didn't attend her stupid birthday party...."
---> '''Luca'''': "Paolo, your wife's birthday is more important than playing poker with your friends..."
---> '''Paolo''': "More important? Are you serious? So...how many birthdays are there in one year?"
---> '''Luca''': "One..."
---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks are there in one year?"
---> '''Luca''': "52 but..."
---> '''Paolo''': "So in your opinion, ''what is more important: 1 or 52??''"
---> '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52."
* Paolo brings his wife's plants to the office. Then Geller arrives...
---> '''Geller''': "Bitta, I didn't know you had a green thumb."
---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"
* Paolo is talking with Maria Eleonora.
---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "You would never find heroes, I mean true heroes in the real world. Rigth now heroes exist just at the cinema."
---> '''Paolo''' "Really...I don't think they have enough time for this. Heroes going to the cinema, eating popcorn...''What kind of heroes do you know?''"
laughters''*
26th Apr '13 12:29:59 AM lally87
Is there an issue? Send a Message


---> '''Patti''': "Even my picture?"

to:

---> '''Patti''': "Even my picture?"photo?"
8th Mar '12 11:01:37 AM lally87
Is there an issue? Send a Message


---> '''Silvano''': "Alex? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"

to:

---> '''Silvano''': "Alex? "[[ReallyGetsAround Alex]]? It's like...the fifth time I hear this sentence just today!"
8th Mar '12 2:46:48 AM lally87
Is there an issue? Send a Message


---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "There aren't real heroes in this world. Rigth now you can find heroes just at the cinema."

to:

---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "There aren't real "You would never find heroes, I mean true heroes in this the real world. Rigth now you can find heroes exist just at the cinema."
8th Mar '12 2:43:21 AM lally87
Is there an issue? Send a Message


---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"

to:

---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"pen!"
* Paolo is talking with Maria Eleonora.
---> '''Maria Eleonora''': "There aren't real heroes in this world. Rigth now you can find heroes just at the cinema."
---> '''Paolo''' "Really...I don't think they have enough time for this. Heroes going to the cinema, eating popcorn...''What kind of heroes do you know?''"
8th Mar '12 2:29:32 AM lally87
Is there an issue? Send a Message


---> '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52."

to:

---> '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52.""
* Paolo brings his wife's plants to the office. Then Geller arrives...
---> '''Geller''': "Bitta, I didn't know you had a green thumb."
---> '''Paolo''': "Ehh... I guess it's because of the ink of my four colour pen!"
7th Mar '12 5:10:47 AM lally87
Is there an issue? Send a Message


---> '''Luca'''(resigned): "...52."

to:

---> '''Luca'''(resigned): '''Luca''' (resigned): "...52."
7th Mar '12 5:10:27 AM lally87
Is there an issue? Send a Message


---> '''Luca''': (resigned) "...52."

to:

---> '''Luca''': (resigned) '''Luca'''(resigned): "...52."
7th Mar '12 5:08:34 AM lally87
Is there an issue? Send a Message


---> '''Paolo''': "More important? Are you serious? So...how many birthdays there are in one year?"

to:

---> '''Paolo''': "More important? Are you serious? So...how many birthdays are there are in one year?"



---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks there are in one year?"

to:

---> '''Paolo''': "And I play poker every week: how many weeks are there are in one year?"
This list shows the last 10 events of 23. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Funny.CameraCafe