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--->'''Fun Fact!''' Did you know... that I literally give up! I couldn't find anything after hours of searching - no trivia for this fuckin' game, so... if anyone out there knows any sodding trivia, please comment below and do my job for me 'cause I wouldn't find anything...
-->'''Caddy with weird voice''' But please click on Gex's ballooning face or in the description to go and see [my Top 20 [=PS1=] Soundtracks] now, please.

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--->'''Fun Fact!''' Did you know... that I literally give up! I couldn't find anything after hours of searching - no trivia for this fuckin' game, so... if anyone out there knows any sodding trivia, please comment below and do my job for me 'cause I wouldn't find anything...
-->'''Caddy
anything...\\
'''Caddy
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-->''[...]and it was also one of the first games in which the environments actually fed back on to me. (footage of the Heliport outside area) I felt bitterly cold just looking at these areas. (footage of the Blast Furnace.) And then I felt really hot. (footage of the wolf Caves) And then I felt completely lost and terrified that I was gonna get eaten by '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion AAAH ITSA WOLFFF]]'''''

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-->''[...--->''[...]and it was also one of the first games in which the environments actually fed back on to me. (footage of the Heliport outside area) I felt bitterly cold just looking at these areas. (footage of the Blast Furnace.) And then I felt really hot. (footage of the wolf Caves) And then I felt completely lost and terrified that I was gonna get eaten by '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion AAAH ITSA WOLFFF]]'''''



-->''And within the depths of Japan, a young man named Hideo Freaking Kojima was playing with Mega Bloks...and then he said '''''BOLLOCKS TO THAT!!!''''' *Mega Bloks box falls away to reveal the FOX Engine logo box* and started playing with Lego.

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-->''And --->''And within the depths of Japan, a young man named Hideo Freaking Kojima was playing with Mega Bloks...and then he said '''''BOLLOCKS TO THAT!!!''''' *Mega Bloks box falls away to reveal the FOX Engine logo box* and started playing with Lego.



--> '''Caddy:''' Whoever came up with that noise: I wanna buy some ''Dairy Milk with Oreos, MELT IT, SMOTHER YOU IN IT, AND THEN'' '''''LICK IT ALL O--''''' *[[DarthWiki/TechnicalDifficulties BEEEEEEEEEP]]*

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--> '''Caddy:''' --->'''Caddy:''' Whoever came up with that noise: I wanna buy some ''Dairy Milk with Oreos, MELT IT, SMOTHER YOU IN IT, AND THEN'' '''''LICK IT ALL O--''''' *[[DarthWiki/TechnicalDifficulties BEEEEEEEEEP]]*



-->'''Hater:''' Eeeeehhh, it's a nuked fridge! Eeeeehhh, it has aliens in it! Eeeeehhh, it makes no sense! Eeeeehhh--
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP YOU FOOLS!!]]'''''

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-->'''Hater:''' --->'''Hater:''' Eeeeehhh, it's a nuked fridge! Eeeeehhh, it has aliens in it! Eeeeehhh, it makes no sense! Eeeeehhh--
-->'''Caddy:'''
Eeeeehhh--\\
'''Caddy:'''
'''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP YOU FOOLS!!]]'''''



-->This is because when Kazuya was 5 years old Heihachi was really fucking pissed (grr) and he said:
-->'''Heihachi''': My son, I'm not particularly fond of you because you're a ponce and I can't allow a ponce to run my very big important company when I die from death.
-->And Kazuya said:
-->'''Kazuya''': *unintelligible baby gibberish*
-->And then with that Heihachi had enough, and he THREW him down a cliff!
-->'''Caddy in background''': Okay wait a second. That's pretty fucking stupid.

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-->This --->This is because when Kazuya was 5 years old Heihachi was really fucking pissed (grr) and he said:
-->'''Heihachi''':
said:\\
'''Heihachi:'''
My son, I'm not particularly fond of you because you're a ponce and I can't allow a ponce to run my very big important company when I die from death.
-->And
death.\\
And
Kazuya said:
-->'''Kazuya''':
said:\\
'''Kazuya:'''
*unintelligible baby gibberish*
-->And
gibberish*\\
And
then with that Heihachi had enough, and he THREW him down a cliff!
-->'''Caddy
cliff!\\
'''Caddy
in background''': background:''' Okay wait a second. That's pretty fucking stupid.



-->VideoGame/{{Gex}} 2: 3D: 4: [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Rising: Revengeance]] [[Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen Of The Fallen]] [[Film/EnterTheDragon Enter The Gecko]].

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-->VideoGame/{{Gex}} --->VideoGame/{{Gex}} 2: 3D: 4: [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Rising: Revengeance]] [[Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen Of The Fallen]] [[Film/EnterTheDragon Enter The Gecko]].



-->'''Fun Fact!''' Did you know... that I literally give up! I couldn't find anything after hours of searching - no trivia for this fuckin' game, so... if anyone out there knows any sodding trivia, please comment below and do my job for me 'cause I wouldn't find anything...

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-->'''Fun --->'''Fun Fact!''' Did you know... that I literally give up! I couldn't find anything after hours of searching - no trivia for this fuckin' game, so... if anyone out there knows any sodding trivia, please comment below and do my job for me 'cause I wouldn't find anything...



-->'''The Man''': HEY SUNNY JIM, I HEAR YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES.\\
'''Caddicarus''': Yes, yes I do.\\
'''The Man''': AND I HEAR YOU LIKE [=PS4=]... [Grotesque sucking noises]\\
'''Caddicarus''': Yes, yes, you heard correctly.\\
'''The Man''': WELL I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU! DO YOU WANT A CLASSIC IP TO COME BACK? WELL GET A LOAD OF ''THIS!'' [Proceeds to produce a copy of the game and rub it all over his bare chest before tossing it at Caddy]
** Caddy’s description of '''DAD''' games.
-->'''Caddy:''' You know, games that your '''DAD''' played a lot in the day when your '''DAD''' was younger, more reckless, into extreme sports and got a [=PS1=] with his hard earned '''DAD''' money and actually played video games, and then your '''DAD''' was probably playing ''Pro Staker'' while his '''DAD''' was watching, not quite know what was going on, while his '''DAD''' would rock up to the party and not remember what year it was.

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-->'''The Man''': --->'''The Man:''' HEY SUNNY JIM, I HEAR YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES.\\
'''Caddicarus''': '''Caddicarus:''' Yes, yes I do.\\
'''The Man''': Man:''' AND I HEAR YOU LIKE [=PS4=]... [Grotesque sucking noises]\\
'''Caddicarus''': '''Caddicarus:''' Yes, yes, you heard correctly.\\
'''The Man''': Man:''' WELL I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU! DO YOU WANT A CLASSIC IP TO COME BACK? WELL GET A LOAD OF ''THIS!'' [Proceeds to produce a copy of the game and rub it all over his bare chest before tossing it at Caddy]
** Caddy’s Caddy's description of '''DAD''' games.
-->'''Caddy:''' --->'''Caddy:''' You know, games that your '''DAD''' played a lot in the day when your '''DAD''' was younger, more reckless, into extreme sports and got a [=PS1=] with his hard earned '''DAD''' money and actually played video games, and then your '''DAD''' was probably playing ''Pro Staker'' while his '''DAD''' was watching, not quite know what was going on, while his '''DAD''' would rock up to the party and not remember what year it was.



-->'''Nyjah''': YEAAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEE!
-->''({{beat}})''
-->Caddicarus: Nyjah, when did you install that car exhaust in your anal cavity?

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-->'''Nyjah''': YEAAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEE!
-->''({{beat}})''
-->Caddicarus:
--->'''Nyjah:''' YEAAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEE!\\
''({{beat}})''
'''Caddicarus:'''
Nyjah, when did you install that car exhaust in your anal cavity?



-->'''Caddicarus''': ''NUUUUGHG, I DEAD''

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-->'''Caddicarus''': --->'''Caddicarus:''' ''NUUUUGHG, I DEAD''



-->'''Caddy''': [[SuddenlyShouting YOU'RE A RECTANGLE]]!!!

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-->'''Caddy''': --->'''Caddy''': [[SuddenlyShouting YOU'RE A RECTANGLE]]!!!






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** The Spons plush is also referred to as Spons' son, and in the [=YouTube=] community section, Caddy give a countdown to Spons' son's death as a way to sell the plush. With the final post being that Spons' son was declared dead on December 26th and it would be named "Sponsing Day".
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFD5TVU-Jj4 "kite."]] What starts out as a Spons themed horror thriller segues into an advertisement for the officially liscensed Spons plush, it's spectacular features including falling down, being able to yell at you about promotions, and a back flap so he can shit.
** He also happens to have three straps on his back that allow him to do his signature float, or you can use him as a hand puppet to keep your village puppet show afloat with ''Raid: Shadow Legends'' sponsorships.
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* The fact that Caddy is playing one of the modern day whipping boys of video games.
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--> '''Caddy:''' No wonder Amy keeps saying she wants to go back! 'Cause you guys had all the fun while we were dying! Thanks!

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--> '''Caddy:''' No wonder Amy keeps saying she wants to go back! 'Cause you guys had all the fun while we were dying! Thanks!
''Thanks!''
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* In Part 7, Caddy tells the story of a disastrous family holiday to Egypt. Not only had he fallen violently ill, but there was a foam party-style rave right next to the hotel. He and Cerys were planning to complain, but the holiday company collapsed before they could do so. Cerys then pipes up... admitting that, while Caddy was sick, she and Amy went to the rave! Cue uproarious laughter from Olly.
--> '''Caddy:''' No wonder Amy keeps saying she wants to go back! 'Cause you guys had all the fun while we were dying! Thanks!
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-->'''Caddy:''' You know, games that your '''DAD''' played a lot in the day when your '''DAD''' was younger, more reckless, into extreme sports and got a [=PS1=] with his hard earned '''DAD''' money and actually played video games, and then your '''DAD''' was probably playing ''Pro Staker 1'' while his '''DAD''' was watching, not quite know what was going on, while his '''DAD''' would rock up to the party, not knowing what year it was.

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-->'''Caddy:''' You know, games that your '''DAD''' played a lot in the day when your '''DAD''' was younger, more reckless, into extreme sports and got a [=PS1=] with his hard earned '''DAD''' money and actually played video games, and then your '''DAD''' was probably playing ''Pro Staker 1'' Staker'' while his '''DAD''' was watching, not quite know what was going on, while his '''DAD''' would rock up to the party, party and not knowing remember what year it was.
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** Caddy’s description of '''DAD''' games.
-->'''Caddy:''' You know, games that your '''DAD''' played a lot in the day when your '''DAD''' was younger, more reckless, into extreme sports and got a [=PS1=] with his hard earned '''DAD''' money and actually played video games, and then your '''DAD''' was probably playing ''Pro Staker 1'' while his '''DAD''' was watching, not quite know what was going on, while his '''DAD''' would rock up to the party, not knowing what year it was.
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** His reenactment of Kazuya's backstory, exactly as it happened. '''''EXACTLY''':

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** His reenactment of Kazuya's backstory, exactly as it happened. '''''EXACTLY''':'''"EXACTLY."''':
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sh7RtdMOxsE "I apologise."]] Caddy admits that this is the first time he's ever posted an apology video, in which he apologizes for [[BaitAndSwitch not informing everyone that he'll be making an appearance at Seattle]] in September, which he conveys through [[YouTuberApologyParody a parody of]] WebVideo/MirandaSings's recent apology song.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sh7RtdMOxsE "I apologise."]] Caddy admits that this is the first time he's ever posted an apology video, in which he apologizes for [[BaitAndSwitch not informing everyone that he'll be making an appearance at Seattle]] in September, which he conveys through [[YouTuberApologyParody a parody of]] WebVideo/MirandaSings's recent infamous apology song.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sh7RtdMOxsE "I apologise."]] Caddy admits that this is the first time he's ever posted an apology video, in which he apologizes for [[BaitAndSwitch not informing everyone that he'll be making an appearance at Seattle]] in September, which he conveys through [[YouTuberApologyParody a parody of]] WebVideo/MirandaSings's recent apology song.
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* The aptly titled [[https://youtu.be/uR1gs3djM6g pain]] is only six seconds long but pretty much cements how dedicated he is to 100% Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy on all consoles, Nintendo Switch included... to an unhealthy degree.

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* The aptly titled [[https://youtu.be/uR1gs3djM6g pain]] "pain"[[note]]which Caddy made private, but can be seen in full in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYbFmE-sLd8&t=150 The Cruel World of Getting ALL 202 Platinum Relics in Crash Bandicoot]]"[[/note]] is only six seconds long but pretty much cements how dedicated he is to 100% Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy on all consoles, Nintendo Switch included... to an unhealthy degree.
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-->''ALL I WANTED WAS TO MAKE NICER VIDEOS FOR ALL OF YOU!''
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--> '''Caddy:''' Whoever came up with that noise: I wanna buy some ''Dairy Milk with Oreos, MELT IT, SMOTHER YOU IN IT, AND THEN'' '''''LICK IT ALL O--''''' *[[TechnicalDifficulties BEEEEEEEEEP]]*
** When Caddy compares the HateDumb VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty}} gets to the hate Film/{{Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull}} got upon release, we're treated to this bit of comedy gold.

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--> '''Caddy:''' Whoever came up with that noise: I wanna buy some ''Dairy Milk with Oreos, MELT IT, SMOTHER YOU IN IT, AND THEN'' '''''LICK IT ALL O--''''' *[[TechnicalDifficulties *[[DarthWiki/TechnicalDifficulties BEEEEEEEEEP]]*
** When Caddy compares the HateDumb VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty}} ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'' gets to the hate Film/{{Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull}} ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'' got upon release, we're treated to this bit of comedy gold.
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* Caddy runs into the game's infamous sex scenes. The very first of which happens after Caddy finds what to him merely looked like a couple arguing with the guy merely raising his voice, causing Caddy to decide to kick his ass...and then [[CoitusEnsues cue random sex scene.]] As an added bonus, said girl's boob physics go all skew whiff, they're both fully clothed and their faces are as stony-faced as can be. And of course, editor Cerys' reactions.

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* Caddy runs into the game's infamous sex scenes. The very first of which happens after Caddy finds what to him merely looked like a couple arguing with the guy merely raising his voice, causing Caddy to decide to kick his ass...and then [[CoitusEnsues [[SexStartsStoryStops cue random sex scene.]] As an added bonus, said girl's boob physics go all skew whiff, they're both fully clothed and their faces are as stony-faced as can be. And of course, editor Cerys' reactions.
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** "He can do the dusting, he can drive a car. He is not insured, so don't let him drive your car."
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* In his list of the worst games of 2014, he lists ''VideoGame/AirControl'' as number 2. His entire discussion of the game is him [[Main/{{Corpsing}} laughing hysterically]] over footage of the game and only being able to get out "This ga... this game co... THIS GAME COSTS REAL MONEY!", before suddenly saying:

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* In his list of the worst games of 2014, he lists ''VideoGame/AirControl'' as number 2. His entire discussion of the game is him [[Main/{{Corpsing}} [[{{Corpsing}} laughing hysterically]] over footage of the game and only being able to get out "This ga... this game co... THIS GAME COSTS REAL MONEY!", before suddenly saying:
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[[AC:Super Mario 64]]
* Whenever he gets annoyed at the game, he calls Mario "Martin".
* His repeated disdain for the Bob-omb Buddies.
--> '''Caddy:''' We're pacifists, but we're enablers.
* At one point, he jokes that one of the Toads is having an affair with Princess Peach.
* He can't stop laughing when Mario walks up a near-vertical pillar in Shifting Sand Land.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHVXp_fRGzE I'm sorry.]] is a physical manifestation of Caddy's frustration as of late. For those who are unaware, a few months before the video's release, he decided that he'd build himself a PC for recording and streaming. To make a long story short, over those few month's he's had nothing but the worst luck, beginning with receiving a portable DVD ''player'' rather than a DVD ''drive'' for his computer, and going downhill from there with untraceable problems with no pattern, careless mistakes that cost him hours of footage, constantly having to order new parts in a vain attempt to resolve any problems he had, and it all costing well over $10000. Eventually, it got so bad that Caddy seemingly had the touch of death in terms of technology and actually had to commission someone to create an animated video because he couldn't do anything.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHVXp_fRGzE I'm sorry.]] is a physical manifestation of Caddy's frustration as of late. For those who are unaware, a few months before the video's release, he decided that he'd build himself a PC for recording and streaming. To make a long story short, over those few month's he's had nothing but the worst luck, beginning with receiving a portable DVD ''player'' player rather than a DVD ''drive'' Blu-Ray burner for his computer, and going downhill from there with untraceable problems with no pattern, careless mistakes that cost him hours of footage, constantly having to order new parts in a vain attempt to resolve any problems he had, and it all costing well over $10000. Eventually, it got so bad that Caddy seemingly had the touch of death in terms of technology and actually had to commission someone to create an animated video because he couldn't do anything.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHVXp_fRGzE I'm sorry.]] is a physical manifestation of Caddy's frustration as of late. For those who are unaware, a few months before the video's release, he decided that he'd build himself a PC for recording and streaming. To make a long story short, over those few month's he's had nothing but the worst luck with untraceable problems with no pattern, careless mistakes that cost him hours of footage, constantly having to order new parts in a vain attempt to resolve any problems he had, and it all costing well over $10000. Eventually, it got so bad that Caddy seemingly had the touch of death in terms of technology and actually had to commission someone to create an animated video because he couldn't do anything.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHVXp_fRGzE I'm sorry.]] is a physical manifestation of Caddy's frustration as of late. For those who are unaware, a few months before the video's release, he decided that he'd build himself a PC for recording and streaming. To make a long story short, over those few month's he's had nothing but the worst luck luck, beginning with receiving a portable DVD ''player'' rather than a DVD ''drive'' for his computer, and going downhill from there with untraceable problems with no pattern, careless mistakes that cost him hours of footage, constantly having to order new parts in a vain attempt to resolve any problems he had, and it all costing well over $10000. Eventually, it got so bad that Caddy seemingly had the touch of death in terms of technology and actually had to commission someone to create an animated video because he couldn't do anything.
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* #2 of "Top 10 WORST Things in Spyro Reignited Trilogy!" [[spoiler:is Caddy [[{{Mondegreen}} misreading the trophy name "Jacques-tacular" as "Jaculate"]]]].

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* #2 of "Top 10 WORST Things in Spyro Reignited Trilogy!" [[spoiler:is Caddy [[{{Mondegreen}} [[MondegreenGag misreading the trophy name "Jacques-tacular" as "Jaculate"]]]].
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** The Countdown music starts off somewhat normally, only to gradually dissolve into a ridiculous incoherent mess whenever it shows up. The numbers themselves are actually words vaugely related to the number, with a similarly-silly looking image providing the backdrop. A special mention goes to #8, which is shown as "ant", and what provides the image? A ridiculous-looking image of Flik!

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** The Countdown music starts off somewhat normally, only to gradually dissolve into a ridiculous incoherent mess whenever it shows up. The numbers themselves are actually words vaugely related to the number, with a similarly-silly looking image providing the backdrop. A special mention goes to #8, which is shown as "ant", and what provides the image? A ridiculous-looking image of Flik![[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife Flik]]!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IGGRVWer8M I'm tiny and I live in your pants]] is the title of a minute and a half long advertisement for his [=YouTooz figure=]. In the video, Caddy sings about the things it can do, one of them is: "Watch you when you sleep." As the song goes on, the phrase is repeated getting more and more sinister [[https://imgur.com/a/QkIn4zc as the Caddy figure moves closer to a sleeping Caddy]].
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* In his list of the worst games of 2014, he lists ''Air Control'' as number 2. His entire discussion of the game is him [[Main/{{Corpsing}} laughing hysterically]] over footage of the game and only being able to get out "This ga... this game co... THIS GAME COSTS REAL MONEY!", before suddenly saying:
--> "Oh. It isn't on Steam anymore. Good."

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* In his list of the worst games of 2014, he lists ''Air Control'' ''VideoGame/AirControl'' as number 2. His entire discussion of the game is him [[Main/{{Corpsing}} laughing hysterically]] over footage of the game and only being able to get out "This ga... this game co... THIS GAME COSTS REAL MONEY!", before suddenly saying:
--> "Oh.-->"Oh. It isn't on Steam anymore. Good."



--> [[CallBack THIS IS PS4!]]

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--> '''The Man''': HEY SUNNY JIM, I HEAR YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES.\\

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--> '''The -->'''The Man''': HEY SUNNY JIM, I HEAR YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES.\\



--> '''Nyjah''': YEAAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEE!

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--> '''Nyjah''': -->'''Nyjah''': YEAAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEE!



--> Caddicarus: Nyjah, when did you install that car exhaust in your anal cavity?

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--> Caddicarus: -->Caddicarus: Nyjah, when did you install that car exhaust in your anal cavity?



--> '''Caddicarus''': ''NUUUUGHG, I DEAD''

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--> '''Caddicarus''': -->'''Caddicarus''': ''NUUUUGHG, I DEAD''



--> '''Offscreen Audience Member''': STOP SAYING CORTEX POWER
--> '''Caddicarus''': I will when I ''die''!

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--> '''Offscreen -->'''Offscreen Audience Member''': STOP SAYING CORTEX POWER
--> '''Caddicarus''': -->'''Caddicarus''': I will when I ''die''!



--> '''caddy's moustache is the source of his powers'''
--> '''[[MakesSenseInContext oh no caddy is touching the completionist]]'''

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--> '''caddy's -->'''caddy's moustache is the source of his powers'''
--> '''[[MakesSenseInContext -->'''[[MakesSenseInContext oh no caddy is touching the completionist]]'''



--> Crash 1! I did it.\\

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--> Crash -->Crash 1! I did it.\\
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-->Greetings and salutations, my beautiful people, I'm Caddicarus and *cut to him playing a 3DS and grinning like a ponce* '''IIII PLAAAY VIDEO GAAAMESHH''' *cut back to normal* and if you're watching this video, you do, and if your grandma is watching this video... she's probably doing it out of obligation. And if she is watching she should stop because I do say a lot of fucks and [[CountryMatters cu-]]

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-->Greetings and salutations, my beautiful people, I'm Caddicarus and *cut to him playing a 3DS and grinning like a ponce* '''IIII PLAAAY VIDEO GAAAMESHH''' *cut back to normal* and if you're watching this video, you do, and if your grandma is watching this video... she's probably doing it out of obligation. And if she is watching she should stop because I [[SirSwearsALot do say say]] [[ClusterFBomb a lot of fucks fucks]] and [[CountryMatters cu-]]cu-]][[CurseCutShort <Test Pattern>]]
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* [[https://vine.co/v/i51mZ6A7Wnz This vine]] of Caddy messing around in DisneyInfinity

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*[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHVXp_fRGzE I'm sorry.]] is a physical manifestation of Caddy's frustration as of late. For those who are unaware, a few months before the video's release, he decided that he'd build himself a PC for recording and streaming. To make a long story short, over those few month's he's had nothing but the worst luck with untraceable problems with no pattern, careless mistakes that cost him hours of footage, constantly having to order new parts in a vain attempt to resolve any problems he had, and it all costing well over $10000. Eventually, it got so bad that Caddy seemingly had the touch of death in terms of technology and actually had to commission someone to create an animated video because he couldn't do anything.
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[[folder:Caddy's Retrospectives]]
* The "Caddy's Retrospectives" title card breaking in the third part of his Oddworld retrospective. He fixes it and it plays almost all the way through before playing backwards and exploding.
--> '''Caddy:''' (''[[StunnedSilence silence]]'') [[GivingUpOnLogic Good enough]]. (''walks away'')
* Hideo Freaking Kojima, AKA Ballsy Smith, and his POWER!
** His Metal Gear retrospective, starting with [=MGS1=]:
-->''[...]and it was also one of the first games in which the environments actually fed back on to me. (footage of the Heliport outside area) I felt bitterly cold just looking at these areas. (footage of the Blast Furnace.) And then I felt really hot. (footage of the wolf Caves) And then I felt completely lost and terrified that I was gonna get eaten by '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion AAAH ITSA WOLFFF]]'''''
** The opening of the [=MGS1=] video with the mispronunciation of Japan as "Jay-pen" and the picture of Kojima holding a box of Mega Bloks
-->''And within the depths of Japan, a young man named Hideo Freaking Kojima was playing with Mega Bloks...and then he said '''''BOLLOCKS TO THAT!!!''''' *Mega Bloks box falls away to reveal the FOX Engine logo box* and started playing with Lego.
** He gets to discussing the [[AlertnessBlink alert sound]] and how great it is. He goes a bit crazy with it.
--> '''Caddy:''' Whoever came up with that noise: I wanna buy some ''Dairy Milk with Oreos, MELT IT, SMOTHER YOU IN IT, AND THEN'' '''''LICK IT ALL O--''''' *[[TechnicalDifficulties BEEEEEEEEEP]]*
** When Caddy compares the HateDumb VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty}} gets to the hate Film/{{Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull}} got upon release, we're treated to this bit of comedy gold.
-->'''Hater:''' Eeeeehhh, it's a nuked fridge! Eeeeehhh, it has aliens in it! Eeeeehhh, it makes no sense! Eeeeehhh--
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP YOU FOOLS!!]]'''''
* Tekken Retrospective:
** His reenactment of Kazuya's backstory, exactly as it happened. '''''EXACTLY''':
-->This is because when Kazuya was 5 years old Heihachi was really fucking pissed (grr) and he said:
-->'''Heihachi''': My son, I'm not particularly fond of you because you're a ponce and I can't allow a ponce to run my very big important company when I die from death.
-->And Kazuya said:
-->'''Kazuya''': *unintelligible baby gibberish*
-->And then with that Heihachi had enough, and he THREW him down a cliff!
-->'''Caddy in background''': Okay wait a second. That's pretty fucking stupid.
* One of the fun facts from part 2 of ''VideoGame/{{Gex}}'':
-->'''Fun Fact!''' Did you know... that I've been looking on the Internet for ages now and there's ''no fuckin' trivia for this game anywhere!''
** Also, everytime he mentions the game's title, he adds another subtitle to it.
-->VideoGame/{{Gex}} 2: 3D: 4: [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Rising: Revengeance]] [[Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen Of The Fallen]] [[Film/EnterTheDragon Enter The Gecko]].
** Then the third game comes about:
-->'''Fun Fact!''' Did you know... that I literally give up! I couldn't find anything after hours of searching - no trivia for this fuckin' game, so... if anyone out there knows any sodding trivia, please comment below and do my job for me 'cause I wouldn't find anything...
-->'''Caddy with weird voice''' But please click on Gex's ballooning face or in the description to go and see [my Top 20 [=PS1=] Soundtracks] now, please.
* The end of the first Uncharted retrospective has Caddy talking to himself (literally) as second Caddy advertises Crunchyroll. First Caddy mispronounces it several times, prompting second Caddy to snark 'You're not even trying now'. He even made a sponsor plug into a joke.
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[[folder:Top Ten lists]]
* At the end of his "Top Ten Merchants in Video Games" video, his didgeridoo accidentally falls into shot as he tries to give his signature salutation.
-->Greetings and salutations, my beautiful people. Thanks very much for watching my first ever Top Ten list and I hope that I hope- *didgeridoo falls into shot* Didgeri-'''FUCKING'''-doo!!
* The start of his "My Top Ten Video Games I Like But Nobody Else Does":
-->Greetings and salutations, my beautiful people, I'm Caddicarus and *cut to him playing a 3DS and grinning like a ponce* '''IIII PLAAAY VIDEO GAAAMESHH''' *cut back to normal* and if you're watching this video, you do, and if your grandma is watching this video... she's probably doing it out of obligation. And if she is watching she should stop because I do say a lot of fucks and [[CountryMatters cu-]]
* In his list of the worst games of 2014, he lists ''Air Control'' as number 2. His entire discussion of the game is him [[Main/{{Corpsing}} laughing hysterically]] over footage of the game and only being able to get out "This ga... this game co... THIS GAME COSTS REAL MONEY!", before suddenly saying:
--> "Oh. It isn't on Steam anymore. Good."
* His list of the top 10 glitches in the infamously broken Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5.
--> [[CallBack THIS IS PS4!]]
** The game is given to him by a shirtless, raspy-voiced man who abruptly bursts through his door.
--> '''The Man''': HEY SUNNY JIM, I HEAR YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES.\\
'''Caddicarus''': Yes, yes I do.\\
'''The Man''': AND I HEAR YOU LIKE [=PS4=]... [Grotesque sucking noises]\\
'''Caddicarus''': Yes, yes, you heard correctly.\\
'''The Man''': WELL I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU! DO YOU WANT A CLASSIC IP TO COME BACK? WELL GET A LOAD OF ''THIS!'' [Proceeds to produce a copy of the game and rub it all over his bare chest before tossing it at Caddy]
** Also, when skater Nyjah Huston is sent flying in the number 3 spot, his keister starts smoking and [[StockScream he screams like Goofy.]]
--> '''Nyjah''': YEAAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEE!
-->''({{beat}})''
--> Caddicarus: Nyjah, when did you install that car exhaust in your anal cavity?
** After skating through a "Swag Crate", part of the debris clips into his character's model. He edits it [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice appropriately.]]
--> '''Caddicarus''': ''NUUUUGHG, I DEAD''
* His top 10 list ranking the VideoGame/DarkSouls3 bosses.
** He introduces Pontiff Sulyvahn by saying "[[ThatOneBoss FUCK THIS GUY!]]"
** "At number four we have Oceiros' other sons, Lorian the Elder Prince and Lothric the Younger Prince, essentially the cause of the entire world fucking itself over."
* His Top 10 Hardest Crash Bandicoot Levels involve him talking about the Crash 1 level Cortex Power, with each utterance garnering a grunt from Cortex and a power tool whirring in the appropriate sequence.
--> '''Offscreen Audience Member''': STOP SAYING CORTEX POWER
--> '''Caddicarus''': I will when I ''die''!
* #2 of "Top 10 WORST Things in Spyro Reignited Trilogy!" [[spoiler:is Caddy [[{{Mondegreen}} misreading the trophy name "Jacques-tacular" as "Jaculate"]]]].
* The Top 10 WORST US Playstation Box Arts gets off to a right good start when he goes off about how he loves America...but their coverarts can be blegh:
-->'''Caddy:''' [...]but when it comes to cover art, (goes from ''VideoGame/{{ICO}}'''s gorgeous European[=/=]Japanese cover art to the ugly US one) Y U DO DIS
** #10 is the original ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil2'''s. Europe's boxart for the game was the same as Japan's, a striking stark black background with a creepy monstrous face drawn in scratchy white x-ray sketch form that could be any of the game's monsters, with the title written in the series traditional blocky red font. The US version...is an obvious zombie poking its head around the corner and hastily adding a 2 on the end of a title that's written in a try-too-hard sharp metal font. He also gives a nice nod to the Euro coverarts of the Resi 1 remake and ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', which went the ShowDontTell route of showing barely anything believing that they were so scary they didn't need to show anything. The US covers though were a bit too...crowded.
** #9 is ''VideoGame/{{Tomba}}''! Or ''Tombi'' as Caddy knows it. The US cover art uses a more subdued anime art style compared to the European box's claymation wackyness and doesn't have as much detail as the European one, and doesn't say that much about the game itself aside from "Cavemen may have had pink hair at one point and liked to assault pigs".
** #8 has him talk about the Euro and US boxart for ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII VIII]]'', ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX IX]]'' and the PSX port of ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI VI]]''. All four of these game's covers simply have a blank white background with the game's logos but since said logos are colourful and feature imagery relating to the individual games (The Meteor in ''VII'', Squall and Rinoa embracing in ''VIII'', the Life Crystal of ''IX'' and Terra riding a Magitek Armour in ''VI'') the covers work just fine on their own and inspire intrigue. The US covers though cram as much of the games' characters as they can in a hodge podge manner with only VII's US boxart looking any bit decently done (since its Cloud looking up at a Shinra reactor.) VIII's cover is especially bad at this, awkwardly squshing Squall, Rinoa and Seifer front and center and hastily slapping a pic of Edea at the back. Oh and while Squall and Seifer are looking at god knows what, Rinoa is smirking as if someone flashed her off camera (complete with a cameo from Harry from ''Animal Soccer World'',) ''IX'''s US cover is also guilty of the same with the added [[SarcasmMode benefit]] of Steiner's KubrickStare making him look like a grumpy maths teacher. The result is that ''VIII'' and ''IX'' look like they're about failed indie rock bands.
-->'''Squall:''' I'm so tortured.\\
'''Seifer:''' No I'M more tortured than you.\\
'''Squall:''' Hah, you wouldn't know tortured if I tortured you right now!\\
'''Seifer:''' Dude I was tortured before you were even born.\\
'''Squall:''' Well MAN my torture was so bad-\\
'''Steiner:''' '''''SHUT UP KIDS AND DO YOUR LONG DIVISION!'''''
** #7 is the cover for ''VideoGame/TombRaiderChronicles''. The Euro cover is a moody and threatening shot of a dangerous-looking, gun-wielding Lara Croft amidst a thunder storm, invoking fear and wonder. The US is just ''Die Hard'' with Lara shooting at damn near everything while [[ScreamingWarrior screaming]] and jumping through a broken window with a generic flaming logo overhead. It just turns Lara into John [=McClane=] wearing 70s platform boots.
** #6 is ''[[VideoGame/Spyro2RiptosRage Spyro 2: Gateway To Glimmer]]''. Or ''Ripto's Rage'' in the US, a title that makes no sense to Caddy as it implies this is a sequel where Ripto is returning to get revenge...even though this game is his debut. The Euro title at least ties into Spyro getting pulled into the world of Glimmer out of nowhere. Also, the US cover has a horrible model of Ripto looking ready to EAT DAT ASS while Spyro is making one hell of an "[[AccidentalInnuendo I'm ready for it]]" face.
** #5 is ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''. Ironically the US cover tries to do the same minimalist approach as the Euro ''Final Fantasy'' games, but while the ''Final Fantasy'' logos are at least colourful and have things going on, the logo for ''MGS'' is just its title in standard text and nothing else so the US boxart doesn't work. The Euro version at least has Yoji Shinkawa's artwork of Solid Snake taking up the front cover and making you want to pick up and see what Snake's deal is. Caddy also takes the time to throw [[TakeThat shade at the garish puke-green US Greatest Hits budget label.]]
** #4 is VideoGame/{{Driver}} and the US version not only does what the FF covers do and cram everything and anything into a confusing mess but also adds a "You Are The Wheelman" subtitle as if treating buyers like they're fools and don't know what the game is about. Also, the roadmap in the background looks like a tax return form. Compare that to the Euro cover, which is a silhouette of Tanner with a car featured within the silhouette that portrays Tanner as mysterious and imposing while emphasizing the trait he's known for. (Funnily enough, like the European FF covers too)
** Since Caddy already had a go at the US cover art for ''VideoGame/SilentHill1'', he simply replays his rant from that video. Sadly, the US cover for ''VideoGame/SilentHill3'' is hardly any better. While the Euro art is a classic scratchy drawing of Heather Mason that invokes confusion and dread, the US cover is just her CG render looking at something in a dopey manner.
** #2, well...''[[VideoGame/PuzzleBobble Bust A Move 2]]''s US coverart is a screaming face with his eyelids held open. Yyyyep.
** And finally, #1 is ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight.'' Europe was lucky to get the same boxart as Japan, a gorgeous Ayami Kojima art piece depicting Alucard in Ayami's signature amazing Baroque-esque detail. The US is just a bland shot of a castle amidst a blue stormy background that looked like a kid slapped it together.
[[AC:Top 10 Saddest Sads]]
** "Ooooh beans! It's November!" [Caddy proceeds to break a sign saying November using his head]
** The Countdown music starts off somewhat normally, only to gradually dissolve into a ridiculous incoherent mess whenever it shows up. The numbers themselves are actually words vaugely related to the number, with a similarly-silly looking image providing the backdrop. A special mention goes to #8, which is shown as "ant", and what provides the image? A ridiculous-looking image of Flik!
** When concerning ''VideoGame/ThomasWasAlone'' and Laura's depressive personality.
-->'''Caddy''': [[SuddenlyShouting YOU'RE A RECTANGLE]]!!!
** "And the moral of the story is Prozac!"
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[[folder:Caddy Plays]]
[[AC:Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy]]
* Throughout the series, Caddy's editor, Cerys Mackay (who also happens to be his girlfriend and the same Cerys from a few of his vids,) keeps interjecting her own thoughts via text at the bottom of the screen. Around Episode 3, her DeadpanSnarker tendencies start to shine through, as seen in this gem when Caddy wonders why the half-broken planks in [[ThatOneLevel Road to Nowhere]] exist:
-->'''Caddy:''' Why are those half-broken ones there? They might as well just be empty. They are there just to trick your eyes and make you think you can stand on them.\\
'''Cerys:''' [[CaptainObvious maybe that's why then...?]]

[[AC:Ride To Hell: Retribution]]
* The fact that Caddy is playing one of the modern day whipping boys of video games.
* Caddy is left utterly dumbfounded by the start of the game where Jake Conway and his brother Mikey have a bike chase trying to get away from the Devil's Hand guys giving them shit...only after Caddy beats the segment, it cuts to Jake and Mikey already at their mercy like the whole bike chase never happened. Also, Meathook's failure of an Irish accent. Caddy has no idea what he's trying to be.
* The game showing Mikey getting killed by Meathook, Jake doing the usual BigNO thing...then the game going into sepia and showing the exact same scene that we just saw, just with Jake getting shotgunned.
* Caddy runs into the game's infamous sex scenes. The very first of which happens after Caddy finds what to him merely looked like a couple arguing with the guy merely raising his voice, causing Caddy to decide to kick his ass...and then [[CoitusEnsues cue random sex scene.]] As an added bonus, said girl's boob physics go all skew whiff, they're both fully clothed and their faces are as stony-faced as can be. And of course, editor Cerys' reactions.
** Aditionally, Caddy felt more clean watching actual pornography..or "punnagraphy" as he has to say otherwise Youtube will demonetise him nice and hard.
* At one point in Part 2, Jake meets with Uncle Mack...just as the latter's facial textures don't load in properly, making Mack look like a particularly warped burn victim, serving as a JumpScare for the poor boy.
* The one mook that constantly goes "Don't mess with the Ham!"
* After once more getting a random sex scene with Sarah the mechanic, as soon as gameplay resumes, Jake is stuck in a position where he has his arms around himself. Caddy even notes that it looks like Jake is sucking his thumb like a baby, causing no end of amusement. Less amusing is that Caddy [[GameBreakingBug can't move because of this]] forcing him to reload a checkpoint...right after the annoying mook fight he just had to get past.
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[[folder:Other]]
* The Puppicarus show's pilot: Walking the Dog. Puppicarus attempting to walk Caddy's dog goes a bit awry. Especially considering said dog seems to be trying to tear Pupp apart.
* When a Caddicarus video is sponsored by Crunchyroll, Caddy puts a MotorMouth sequence before the Hidden Block logo.
--> Oh, GOD... I'm like the Micro Machines Guy! ''(photoshopped image of John Moschitta Jr's head over a [[Anime/AttackOnTitan Titan]])'' Shame he doesn't have an anime...
* Although the "I'm Starting Over - A Caddicarus Update" is a mostly serious video, it begins with a funny TakeThat towards Creator/TheFineBrothers.
* Kids Explain "Cool Cat Saves the Kids" : Just the idea that his young daughters (a six-year-old and a nine-year-old) laughed at how bad the movie is, despite being within the target demographic.
* In Kids Explain ''{{Film/Labyrinth}}'', things get awkward when Phoebe mentions hearing Cerys say that David Bowie's tights were too tight. Caddy looks at Cerys in disbelief, and quickly tries to assess the situation and their understanding, but neither Phoebe nor Amy seem to understand exactly why they are so glaringly tight.
* [[https://vine.co/v/i51mZ6A7Wnz This vine]] of Caddy messing around in DisneyInfinity
--> "So we never knew much about Darth Maul, except *uses the Buzz Lightyear Jetpack* HE'S FUCKING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!
* Whenever he does a [[{{portmanteau}} Slauvage]] where he sends the game [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascending in a beacon of light while choir plays]], [[ShootTheShaggyDog before shooting it.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice The games always fall down afterwards.]]
** His associated opening spiel, "It's my duty to decide whether these games deserve to be slaughtered or salvaged", eventually gets gradually more and more mangled in later series until its mostly just vague noises for the first half.
* Sudden life update videos tend to follow a particular pattern; The thumbnail is a color-inverted still of Caddy's face, with the title itself being something only vaguely related to the content in all lowercase letters.
--> '''caddy's moustache is the source of his powers'''
--> '''[[MakesSenseInContext oh no caddy is touching the completionist]]'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlMTC1xCdZw metal gear oops]] opens with Caddy with a CD in his mouth, walking down a hallway with timpani drumbeats accompanying each step. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext For no apparent reason whatsoever.]]
** His computer also informs him that the latest Metal Gear game (with a ridiculously long title), [[SyntheticVoiceActor "has just downloaded, you dick."]]
* The aptly titled [[https://youtu.be/uR1gs3djM6g pain]] is only six seconds long but pretty much cements how dedicated he is to 100% Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy on all consoles, Nintendo Switch included... to an unhealthy degree.
--> Crash 1! I did it.\\
Crash 2! I did it.\\
Crash 3! [[RuleOfThree I did it.]]\\
''HeadDesk''
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