History Funny / Caddicarus

* [[Funny/CaddicarusMainSeason15 2021-2024]]

* [[Funny/CaddicarusMainSeason15 2021-2023]]

* [[Funny/CaddicarusMainSeason14 Season 14]]
* [[Funny/CaddicarusMainSeason15 Season 15]]

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* [[Funny/CaddicarusMainSeasons8To14 Seasons 8–13]]

* [[Funny/CaddicarusMainSeasons8To14 Seasons 8–15]]

* [[Funny/CaddicarusMainSeasons8To14 Seasons 8–14]]

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[[folder:Season 1]]
[[AC:Rascal Racers]]
* "[[RunningGag Meh]]."
* "I mean, it looks okay, but… pfft! (''cracks up'') What is that?! I picked the raccoon, not a boat with a smiley face drawn on it! ♪I got a boat for a face and everyone thinks that my name is Michael…♪"
* "Call of Duty Kart!"
* "No multiplayer mode. Not even on the arcade mode?! What kind of racing game am I playing?! I'll tell you what kind…" (''puts on sunglasses'') "A bad one." '''''[[Series/CSIMiami YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!]]'''''

[[AC:Crash'm Bash'm]]
* The intro where he's visibly chomping on Monster Munch. "Oh, hi." (''with his mouth full of Monster Munch'') "Let's talk about Crash Bandiphewrfueh."
* "So everything was sailing smoother than Creator/ChristopherWalken smothered in sunflower oil…"
* "[[{{Spoonerism}} Brash Candicoot?!]]"
* "Crash Bash… wallop boom ting bang dinga linga wop wop wop wop."
* "Gorilla Monkey Anusface, who isn't from any other Crash game, and never appears in future installments?"
** Becomes HilariousInHindsight when he ''does'' finally reappear...[[VideoGame/CrashTeamRacingNitroFueled 19 years later]].
* "…In order to determine who exactly is top dog. Or bandicoot, should I say? (''laughs'')"
* The Caddictionary.
* "Funness? What ponce wrote this script?… oh yeah, me."
** "Oh well, put it in the Caddictionary."
* Has this to say about one of the mini-games having a ShrinkRay powerup as well as a [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum TITAN]] Ray.
-->'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' Gimme your best shot, Bats!
* "That makes sense, Crashy Bashy!"
* "Let's play some Crashley Bashley! [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen ...Ashley...Mary-Kate]]... I've got nothin'."

[[AC:Fade to Black]]
* "…[''Flashback'', the predecessor to this game] managed to warrant this sequel, which isn't called ''Flashback 2'', [[MotorMouth but I'm pretty sure that there's a discernible reason as to why that is even though I can't think to within an inch of my life as to what that could possibly be.]]"
* "…the world rejoiced in harmony as video game critics around the world all came to the astonishing verdict that took the world by storm. Hands joined and heads held high, people all over the globe played this game and said unto the world, '[[SoOkayItsAverage meh]].'"
* Let's fade...*spins the box into his hands*...into ''Fade to Black'' that looked so '''''[[RuleOfCool FUCKING COOL!]]'''''
* His reading of the names in the credits, all of which are obvious French names, with an over-the-top French accent.
-->'''Caddy''': I hope this game isn't ''too'' French for me. (''adds a twirly mustache, beret, French flag, and loaf of French bread to one of the characters'')
* "Oh, more FMV? Game, have you been reading my diary?"
* The Boogie Button. *Notices his ammo counter's been replenished* "OH, HE'S RELOADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
* "And it's at this point where we get to see just what Conrad looks like while in aim mode." (''FacePalm, laughter'') "I kid you not. This is one of the greatest aim modes I've ever seen. Looks like the terror of the situation got to our little Conrad's head and [[PottyFailure into his bowels]]. And his downstairs problems don't even end there, as we can see here that now he really needs a widdle. Urh." ([-[[UnreadablyFastText FYI, I have no idea why I made that bizarre noise. Ah well, you don't mind. Unless you do. In which case, my sincere apologies are in order. To make up for it, I propose that you put it on repeat and close your eyes while listening to it. Maybe it will please you. I'm always here for you. Remember that. <3]]-])
* "I also began to notice this indescribable flesh colored growth on Conrad's behind. I'm guessing it's the PDA, but I'd rather think of it as bare bum flesh. It's skin colored, bite me."

[[AC:Lilo and Stitch: Trouble in Phil Collins]]
* The game changes the playable character to [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch Stitch]]. Caddy comments 'Hey there, Stitch. Where in God's name did you come from?' and the camera zooms in on Stitch, complete with a ''Film/{{Jaws}}''-like scare chord.
* 'The other buttons do Mr Jack Shit of the Coal and Gas Works, Twentington Ltd.'
* The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScC2aHANjY Black Magic For The Little F*ckers]]" jingle.

[[AC:Totally Fanny]]
* ''Totally Angelica'' gives this little gem of {{Angrish}}:
--> "So the goal of this game is to catch all the falling cookies...and that's it. (Beat) '''[[SuddenlyShouting OKAY, WELL THAT JUST SUCKS]], WHY IN THE NAME OF [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome MAD MAX 3 BEYOND THUNDERDOME]] WOULD YOU CLASSIFY THIS AS ANYTHING RESEMBLING A GAME!?''' That was '''POINTLESS! HORRIBLE!''' Do I feel ''accomplished!?'' [[AndYourRewardIsClothes I got a pink dress,]] '''HIPPIDEE-FUCKING-RAY''', let's hope I win this fashion show, eh? [[MoodWhiplash Nyehh...]] Sorry...that won't happen again..."
* Olly shows up wanting to show Caddy the new Slenderman game when he notices him playing...well...Totally Fanny. Cue Olly falling all over himself laughing, sharing it as a Facebook status and mocking Caddy as a moody "girly girl." [[BoomHeadshot It doesn't end well for him.]]

[[AC:Lego Lego Racers Lego]]
* "God, all this talk of Lego has made me want to go and buy some Legoooo–" (''RecordNeedleScratch, zoom in on price of £79.97'') "Ohhhhh-kay… Oh dear. Sorry, Lego, I do go by the philosophy of 'don't touch what you can't afford.' And in your case, I ain't ever gonna touch you again."
* He starts talking about how since the game has LEGO in it, it has to be good. It prompts this gag:
--> '''Caddy''': So we can't go wrong, am I right? (Pause) I said am I right? (Pause) ''I said AM I RIGHT!?'' (Pause) '''I SAI-''' (SmashCut to next scene)
* "[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Lego Spaceman Super Future High Tech Lego]] Ancient Kung Fu Master Super Sonic Lego Ultra Beta V.01 Lego Pai Mei from ''Film/KillBill Vol. 2''."
* His race car just has a bunch of blue bricks piled up randomly in the front, completely blocking his driver's view. The best part is when he wonders what the car looks like from "Pai Mei"'s perspective — cut to a blue screen.
* He reaches a fever-pitch of frustration to the point where he makes a StupidStatementDanceMix of "[[{{Music/TheBeachBoys}} I Get Around]]" out of his swearing.
* The soundtrack, according to Caddy, "kicks you in the balls from the minute you start it up."
--> (The music begins)
--> ([[GroinAttack PUNT!]])
--> '''Caddy''': ...Ohhh!

[[AC:Slender, the Tender Making Gender Mender]]
* "Lesson for today, kids: If you don't get what you want, fucking scream."

[[AC:Resident Evil Dead]]
* Anytime a JumpScare happens and he gets attacked by monsters. Culminates in a final, screechy '''''"OH FUCK OFF!"'''''
* Caddy enjoys the equipping sound -- "Groovy." -- a lil' too much. "Groovy. Groovy groovy groovygroovygroovygroovygroovy--"
** "Let's make this double groovy. ...Or, er, doubloovy."
* On Ash's odd-looking running animation:
--> "RUN, ASH, RUN! Oh, I mean, er, PRANCE, ASH, PRANCE! Gallop away to the woods with you! Leave your sons and daughters and just-- GOD! PRANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PRANCED BEFORE!"

[[AC:Klonoa: I Can't Pronounce This Game]]
* Every single excuse he gets to listen to the title screen jingle. WAHOO!
--> "Ah well...BACK TO THE JINGLE!"
* Upon hearing the main villain's voice for the first time.
* Caddy first wants to name his character "BUMFACE", but then he decides that's too informal. What does he do to amend this? Corrects the capitalization. And adds an "f" to the end.
* "OH LOOK, ISA WINDMILL!"
* Every time the 2.5D nature of the game is mentioned. [[VoiceOfTheLegion EVERY TIME.]]
* "BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS aw..."

[[AC:Santa Claus Saves the Earth]]
* This quote to preface booting up the game.
--> '''Caddy''': Ya best put seatbelts on your brains, kids. Cuz i'm gonna... fucking ''plow'' them into the nearest tree.
* The scene after Caddy shoots his beloved [=PS1=] in his Santa Claus Saves the Earth review, would've been [[TearJerker pretty emotional]] [[MoodWhiplash if it wasn't for his over the top lip-syncing of]] [[Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol "When Love is Gone"]].
* When he first sees the gameplay of "Santa Claus Saves the Earth," he plays [[{{Creator/Cs188}} a certain sentence-mixed version of Nickelback's "Photograph,"]] which needs to be heard to be believed.
--> ''Look at this fucking shit!''
* Also, the way he describes the music on the first level.
---> Caddy: (clapping as he walks towards the camera to the in-game music) "''[[Series/ShootingStars Lesbians, lesbians, happy and free with each other~!]]''"
* "And by the way, those triangles? They fit into keyholes, because fucking science."
* Caddy heads up high up into the first level to see what's lurking above...and sees Egyptian-style ''deserts'' behind the alpine grounds and green forests. Cue the VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} theme.
* The best deathblow he manages to deal the very much 32-bit game is comparing the awful early 90s MIDI quality music to the almost orchestra level complex "Terra's Theme" from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' which, on the older 16-bit UsefulNotes/SuperNintendo sounded amazing, even when not compared to this game.
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[[folder:Season 2]]
[[AC:The Simpsons: Tony Hoax Skateboarding]]
* When he reaches to pull a game off his shelf, it gets stuck, so he says "Bugger it!" before a JumpCut and a retake.
* "ROSIE!" "WHAT?" "BOX!" "HEAH!" *tosses game box at Caddy.* "THANK YOU!"
* [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Make it more hip.]]
* JESUS ROADKILL
* About the gameplay mechanics: "You can't go for three seconds before flying off to '''fucking Jupiter'''."
* "Cock."
* The Glitch Counter, [[ShoutOut complete with]] [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Glitch Gremlin]] sounds.
* Caddy trying to decide what he's going to play.
* His mini-rant about the logic behind the Fox Interactive logo (In which the camera pans around from the 20th Century Fox logo to the Interactive logo behind it)
--> '''Caddy:''' So here's a fancy Fox logo that spins around and - I call bullshit on that one! I mean ''how? HONESTLY?!'' Everything I know about space and matter is being questioned right now, do you get this? I hope you do because I sure don't, let me tell you.

[[AC:Voluptous Raider]]
* His remark after praising the menu is great, in all of Caddy's [[VoiceOfTheLegion Voice of the Legion]]-y glory.
--> '''Caddy:''' But we aren't here to judge the menu, because (a slowed down version of [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Mumbo's Mountain]] plays) '''[[HellIsThatNoise THAT'D BE FUCKING STUPID!]]'''
* Caddy comments how Lara's jogging has a nice rhythm to it, and promptly makes up a song to go with it.
--> '''BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM!'''
--> Tiny balls on end of string, tiny balls on end of string... (two silver balls on the end of strings appear on the screen beside Lara)
--> Tiny balls!
--> '''BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM!'''
* Lara's grunts remixed to fix with the Dr. Mario theme.
* Caddy makes a flirty comment in a [[GratuitousFrench French accent]]
--> '''Caddy:''' Ah, Miss Croft. You know how to live...like a (echoing) [[GagBoobs BIG BOSOMED QUEEN!]]
* When he asks Sam about her experience with the game, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint she not only talks about the wrong games]], but she tells about how she was so bad at the game that she'd instead play the tutorial level in Lara's house and how she was creeped out by the butler following her, so she would lure him upstairs and lock him in the freezer to get rid of him.
-->'''Sam:''' I was a weird child.

[[AC:Destrution Derby Deux]]
* The [[StylisticSuck stylistically-sucky]] way Caddy portrays driving in a car, as seen in his reviews of ''Destruction Derby 2'' and ''[[{{VideoGame/BrokenSword}} Broken Sword II]]'' - he just takes a static photo of his car, and waves it around frantically in front of actual street footage (And sometimes [[EldritchLocation a river and outer space]]), all the while incomprehensibly moaning with the ''Series/DoctorWho'' theme in the background.
* The repetition of the phrase, "He's [[{{Narm}} WAAAAAAYYYYYY]] out in front!".
* "Once upon a time in a far away land, a young man in a stock car took a tactic in a Death Bowl to pussy out and [[PacifistRun avoid all incoming violent behaviour]]. Let the other cars kill each other and claim his reward. [[ShaggyDogStory It didn't work. The end.]]"

* [[SoundtrackDissonance The reveal of the RV]].
* His reaction to the incredibly burp-like quit sound effect.
* When he tries to be smart and back away so he's in top condition when he makes his move, the cars just converge on him simultaneously. They descend upon him like a ''tide'' of metal and burnt rubber.
* After the review is done, he decides to try the first person camera instead. Judging by his reaction, it didn't go as he expected.
--> '''Caddy:''' Now. I don't know what you wanna do, but I wanna see what this game looks like... in first person. ''[Smash cut to a first person shot of the other racers [[GangUpOnTheHuman gunning for him]]]'' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--''''' ''[Cut to credits]''

[[AC:The Worst Thing Ever]]
* In his review of the ''Series/CoronationStreet'' game, he finally finds the hidden Buddha. His reaction? '''''"[[SuddenlyShouting HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EVEN-]]"'''''
* Pressing the hint button while it's recharging triggers a high-pitched bicycle bell. Caddy then reacts by singing along to it:
--> "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring-a-dee-ding! Bicycle, ringy-ting, ting, rint-ta-ting, ting...ring...ring..."
* He also criticizes the game's hint system (which is literally highlighting an object) by saying:
--> '''Caddy:''' It's less of a "'''HINT'''" and more of a "'''CAN'T FIND IT? HERE IT IS, YOU TWAT'''"
* The opening to the review - Caddy sits in silent contempt in the garden, spraying cream around his mouth for no apparent reason.
* Not to mention his hilariously over-the-top description of how horrible the game is, describing it like some kind of eldritch monster with a description that, while intimidating-sounding, barely makes sense:
-->''A travesty so great that the mere thought of it is detestable. It ravishes in the pain and suffering of others and will rest at nothing until it has fiendishly sucked all the divine souls of the fortunate. It stands alone with over 2000 years of bafflement and hunger trailing in its wake, as it pleasurably feasts on the souls and the avid inquisitive minds of the undeserved.''
* [[HelloInsertNameHere "Welcome, Screw you."]]
* "They zoom in, ''faaaaade''", "They zoom out, ''fade''", "They zoom in, '''[[HellIsThatNoise FAAAAAAAAADE]]'''".
* "'''EMPTY CORPSE LIKE FACE!'''"
* His reaction after finishing the first "level": "I just have one question: '''WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!'''
* There's also a RunningGag of him declaring every single male character who appears as the culprit behind the missing hotpot recipe, accompanied by a clip of [[Film/Batman1989 Bruce Wayne's parents being shot]].
-->'''Caddy''': Yep, he did it! He stole the recipe, he's guilty, he did it!

[[AC:The Grinch Doesn't Know How to Find Things]]
* "[[RunningGag The Care and Feeding of a Grinch]]"
* "[[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} NOW I'M A LITTLE BIT UNSETTLED]]"
* Caddy's reaction to the Grinch telling him "You did the right thing!".
* "Read it oureselves or...have Max the DOG read it? (weird noises) YES! A TALKING DOG!"
-->"Max reads this story. The dog. It reads. And then he gets hiiiiigh!"
* "LET'S HAVE A LOOK"

[[AC:South Park]]
* "Straight away, you can play as the four original main characters, and the models aren't too terrible either. It's all good. Maybe except the unholy horror that is '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion CARTMAN'S]] [[UncannyValley FUCKING]] [[OffModel BEARD!]]'''''"
* The GilliganCut from the same review:
--> '''Caddy:''' Can this be salvaged...by the second level-'''SAME MUSIC, SAME AREA, SAME OBJECTIVE!''' And ''one'' of these objectives, which is...
--> '''Cartman:''' I just need to find my other duuuuudes!
--> '''Caddy:'''...is right next to my fucking ''arse''! '''''WHY DID I NEED TO PICK THESE GUYS UP??!!'''''
* Caddy's Guide on How to Beat South Park: Hold "Fire". TheEnd."
* "STAN! HIT HIM! HIT HIM! HIT HIM HITHIM HITHIMHITHIMHITHIM-"

[[AC:Croc: Legend of the Flawed]]
* His observation on what it must be like to feel the back of your own eyeballs.
* His realization of seeing the name on the front and saying "Da-das not my PISSING NAME!"
* Stating the fact he now owns the game and says "'S moin now."
* "He... glides. On the floor. ''With his feet.'' ({{Beat}}) '''PITTER PATTER PITTER PATTER PITTER PA-'''"
* In the ColdOpen before the review begins proper, there's a sudden SmashCut to Caddy's grinning face holding the game overlaid with tense music. This would be creepy, if it weren't for the ''unnecessarily high-pitched voice he puts on with it.''
--> '''Caddy:''' He looks '''''awfully happyyyyyyyyyy-''''' ''*SmashCut to intro*''
* Caddy's response to the worm in the well:
--> '''Caddy:''' And, in order to unlock the rest of the game, Croc must spin-attack this gong over here to to progress to the next level. But, I've been finding these special gems to get to the special door. I'm missing one of them, though. Hmmm, perhaps it's down here - [[JumpScare AAAAAHHHHH]] - [[MoodWhiplash Well, what do you know? Secrets! That's cool!]]
* [[RunningGag Flawed.]]

[[AC:The 100,000th Element]]
* The StupidStatementDanceMix Caddy makes out of the "strangely-melodic" menu highlight sound from the game of ''Film/TheFifthElement''.
* "And then the game's music decides to burst through my eardrums as it gets '''''[[SuddenlyShouting INSANELY LOUD INSANELY QUICKLY!]]'''''"
* [[TheScrappy Chris Tucker's]] "[[FanDisservice Flaccid and lubricious greasy wibbly-wobbly slippery sausage legs]]", [[{{Squick}} ewwwww...]]
* Caddy's crude recreation of Leeloo landing on Corben's taxi in response to the AdaptationDisplacement in the game's plot. The WilhelmScream and the music from ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'' in the background makes it all the more silly.
* His description of Corben Dallas' awkward running animation:
--> '''Caddy:''' Has Dallas decided to adopt "[[ExpospeakGag The Monorail Style of]] [[SophisticatedAsHell Bodily Movement of]] [[BuffySpeak Forwards Broom-Broom]]"? [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Ehhh...]]
* As Caddy leans his head against his window after playing The Fifth Element, this exchange with Sam occurs:
--> '''Sam:''' Coronation Street didn't even break you, what game was it?
--> '''Caddy:''' It was The Fifth Element.
--> '''Sam:''' *gasps and drops with a loud thud*
--> '''Caddy:''' *turns around, looks down* Oh for fuuuuck's saaaake...
* Caddy's frustration at getting teleported to a part of the level he had already been to.
--> "At least now I think I'm making progress. Okay, let's go through here and- oh, I'm back here again! ''Yaaaaay '''[[SuddenlyShouting I COMPLETELY FUCKING HATE THIS!!]]''' And then I did it. And I win.''
* There's also his frustration at the game's story not resembling the movie in the slightest.
* Korben's turning animation, set to the tune of "[[Film/ChittyChittyBangBang Doll On A Music Box]]”
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[[folder:Season 3]]
[[AC:Fabuloso Sword 2]]
* Broken Sword II has Caddy communicate with Scarfulhu via telepathy. Scarfulhu wonders what the point of Caddy driving to his house was.
* Caddy's commentary on using a barrel to knock a man off of a pier.
--> '''Caddy:''' I guess this is how it feels to be Donkey Kong. *footage repeats, with Donkey Kong sounds*
* The phone call between Caddy and Scarfulhu.
--> '''Caddy:''' *dials a very long number*
--> '''Scarfulhu:''' Hello?
--> '''Caddy:''' *growling* Scarfulhu... I heard you like point-and-click adventure games...
--> '''Scarfulhu:''' ...That is correct.
--> '''Caddy:''' *deep breath* I'm coming over!!
--> '''Scarfulhu:''' What- *Caddy hangs up*
* His brief JumpScare reaction to the front cover of the game.
* The intermittent use of "FABULOSO!"

[[AC:Gums Unleashed]]
* The Completionist wonders why people still keep flocking to areas infested with man-eating sharks in the ''VideoGame/JawsUnleashed'' review. Caddicarus describes this as such:
-->'''Caddy:''' It's like building a bloomin' skyscraper on top of a beehive. I mean, yes, there's honey in there, but there's also ''bees in there that '''eat people'''''!
* When Jaws/Gums is knocking down support beams to make a pier collapse.
-->'''Caddy:''' I can knock them down very easily, but I can't plough through them, meaning, wait for it...'''[[MotorMouth INDIVIDUALLYKNOCKINGDOWNEVERYSUPPORTINGBEAMSLUGGISHLYANDMONOTONOUSLYINARATHERHORRIFICFASHION!]]'''
* "~''Jaws Unleashed'', ''Jaws Unleashed'', s'just a game, it's nothing to be scared of...~"
* Caddy's 'conversation' with Gums.
--> "Hey, Gums, are you really enjoying this?" *Gums nods* "...Really?" *Gums nods* "...well I'm not."
* Caddy runs into a glitch mid-level where the screen goes funny.
--> "Uhhh what the bloody hell was that now?"
* [[RunningGag BUT WITH SHAAAHKS!]]

[[AC:3, 2, 1, DERP!]]
* The really patronising popup of children's character Mr. Tumble from ''Something Special'' that appears in the ''3, 2, 1, Smurf'' review.
* The joke Caddy makes about bleeping out the word "Smurf" from Brainy's lines.
* "THE HAUNTED MANSION?"
* By the end, the aspect ratio inconsistencies get him really annoyed.
--> '''Caddicarus''': It's not fucking IMAX; it's just... annoyingMAX. Amirite? Hehehehe-

[[AC:The Grinch]]
* "I might have just found the greatest damage sound ever." *cut to Caddy's disgusted face as the Grinch whines "Ouch!" repeatedly*
* "Now some of you people may accuse me of ripping off [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Doug Walker's review]] of the Grinch movie, but... fuck it. [[VoiceOfTheLegion CHRISTMAS!!"]]
* "Santa Claus was bad enough to destroy the PS one, but this game was good enough to recieve a DS one. [[PainfulRhyme ...That's terrible!]]"

[[AC:The Not-So-Great Escape]]
* The opening: he gets tongue-tied on his CatchPhrase "Greetings and salutations, my beautiful people", so cue a "bleah" followed by SMPTE color bars captioned with "shit" before he re-takes.
* "Then when you hit New Game it opens you up to a lovely plane battle over Berlin and '''''GOOD LORD THIS IS TOO FUCKING SENSITIVE!!!'''''" *first person camera veers wildly due to poorly implemented default mouse sensitivity settings*
* "And then once Alec Baldwin here '''''checks you out...'''''" *camera zooms in on Nazi resembling him while "My Heart Will Go On" briefly plays*
* The pre-alpha black-and-white ''Series/{{Thunderbirds}}'' version of one of the game's cutscenes.
* [=MacDonald's=] horrifyingly rendered face which Caddy likens to [[VideoGame/LANoire Cole Phelps]] if he was made from ham. The subsequent references.
-->''He looks like Cole Phelps if he was made from ham!''
-->''No biggie, I'm Cole Hamface Phelps, nothing is too hard for me!''
-->''[...]stood around like a hamfaced dickhead[...]''
* His rant about how the game designers missed the point of stealth in the "waiting" aspect.
-->But before we can leave these barracks here, we need to wait. Wait wait waitwait wait wait '''WAIT'''. Okay, guys, let's get real for a second. I know this is a stealth game and we need to get around the enemies and take our time blahblblblblah but I found that nearly half of my time playing this game ended with me stood around like a hamfaced dickhead just waiting! And here's the thing, most of you know that [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid MGS]] is one of my favourite franchises of all time and yes there's a fair amount of waiting in those games as well, I understand this, but in MGS you're constantly on guard, constantly thinking ahead, planning your next move, scouting enemy locations, dispatching some enemies, setting up distractions and even if you are moving through enemy sights you are moving ''ever so slightly.'' Every second in a stealth game needs to be used effectively and MGS forces you to be patient and productive. But here, there's no need to plan for any of this stuff! I know that there's only one enemy, I know where he's walking, I know exactly where I'm going, I have no weapons or distractions so I'm literally just waiting here for no fucking reason other than wasting my '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion BLOODY TIME!!]]''''' And this isn't just because this is stage one, in every other stage I've played that involved guards walking about, this becomes a tiresome idea very quickly. Guys, stealth is more than just an advanced Red Light Green Light and it'll be much better if I didn't feel as though I'm just waiting for a freight train to clear some tracks in order for me to carry on.
* '''The ending'''. The motorbike chase scene from the film is poorly rendered in game leading to Nazi bikers "doing Russian Kasack dances" and Creator/SteveMcQueenActor in some hilarious death poses (one where he's face down with his leg cocked up and bent backward over him) thanks to poorly thought out RagdollPhysics and poor driving controls. It's so hilariously bad that Caddy is left beside himself with laughter to the point that every time he tries to slauvage the game a scene from the bike chase pops up and he doubles over laughing again until he finally snaps.

[[AC:The Worst Game Ever Made]]
* The entirety of the [[Creator/DingoPictures Dalmatians 3]] review. Caddy describes it as the worst thing ever, beating out the Coronation Street game. And oh boy, he's so, so right.
-->This game is already easing onto number one of my top ten '''''[[SuddenlyShouting "OH, THE COMPLETE AND INDESCRIBABLE ANGUISH!"]]''''' list.
* Even better is how it ends: By the time he decides to take it out, the disc had become so red hot from stressing the [=PS2=] to its limits with horribly-optimized disk space, that when he tried to run it again, the [=PS2=] couldn't read it properly.
* His reaction to one dog claiming he likes to "[[{{Mondegreen}} Swallow my bollocks]]":
--> You better watch your mouth, young man, this is a kid's game.
* Then he almost [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere gives up entirely]] after the antagonist dog makes a YourMom joke.
* The Heavy Metal Pigs.
* "And then finally there's a '''''[[VoiceofTheLegion GOOD LORD]] [[JumpScare I FUCKING]] [[NightmareFuel HATE THESE--]]'''''"

[[AC:The Jungle Book: Groove Party]]
* His increasingly-bitter rant about the dance mat peripheral in his ''Jungle Book: Groove Party'' review:
-->''It was the first game I'd ever played that involved using one of those hideously-smelling plastic rugs that stuck to your feet and cats would piss and shit all over them and dogs would chew and throw up on them and they would never fucking work after being rolled up like two fucking times and sometimes it didn't even want to roll up at all which meant having it out on the fucking floor all the time, on the floor, constantly, mocking you, begging you to dance, dance, '''dance for me! DANCE FOR ME YOU LITTLE FATTY PIG, YOU NEED TO EXERCISE WHILE YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND I'M HERE TO FORCE YOU!''' [[MoodWhiplash Yeah, now that I think about it, those things were actually fucking awful.]]''
* The opening skit and its increasingly unflattering closeups of him and his sister. Special mention goes to the dramatic music being the drums from the start of the ''Series/EastEnders'' theme song, getting more offkey with each cut between shots.

[[AC:Bratz: The Splatty Ratz That Are Gnatz Covered in Shatz]]
* The ending of "Bratz: The Splatty Ratz That Are Gnatz Covered in Shatz". He decides to try and hold off from slaughtering the game since it's his 200,000th subscriber special. [[spoiler:However, he snaps very quickly due to a [[DisproportionateRetribution simple audio glitch, even though it was seen before in the video.]] Rather than shooting it, though, he actually goes to his girlfriend's house and lets her daughters slaughter the game for him, set to the most [[MundaneMadeAwesome unfittingly intense]] music possible.]]
* Along the way he ends up [[spoiler:shooting his girlfriend's eldest daughter Chloe]].
-->'''Chloe:''' Oh my god is that that Bratz game-
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR IT!''''' [[spoiler:*bang*]]
** The stinger has a mix between this and an odd [=CMoH=]: [[spoiler:One of the daughters, Amy, seems aware of Caddy's web character, and asks if a fake gun he brought for a gag was his "real one". He then says it's not, and then she proceeds to pretend to shoot her sister Phoebe just because it's fake and it won't do anything.]]
* His reaction to the questionable 'life lessons' the game imparted, and his disbelief that the [=PS2=] version of the game didn't follow the Rock Angels story.
* Heck the entire review was hilarious, particularly Caddy's reaction to the overly sarcastic BreakingTheFourthWall tutorial and him imagining what it would be like if games like MGS did something like that.
-->'''Colonel:''' When you want to use the Codec, push the Select button.
-->'''Snake:''' But Colonel, since it's really cold down here, don't be surprised if I can't hit the Select button to call you on the Codec. The button could easily get stuck in the low temperatures, after all. Oh, and Colonel, I'm so cold that I can barely use the arrow buttons to run around and warm myself up. BRB.
* [[LampshadeHanging "Why was there a earthquake in here, I just went out to change my shirt and-]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere nope not doing that." ''*slam*'']]
* His make-over of one of the Bratz consists of him painting her face bright green.
--> 'Oh, lovely... I am disease!'
* When he's looking through the song selection screen:
--> 'Wha-'''It's Music/GreenDay!''''
--> *cuts to a [[UncannyValley distorted face of Billie Joe Armstrong]]* '''[[HellIsThatNoise I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!]]'''
* The first audio glitch he encounters as one of the Bratz shows her friends to their new apartment. "Ger ready to feast your eyes on the most slam-mi-min' loft in all downtow-w-n."
--> 'Well, if it's not slami-mi-min', then I'm not interested-ed-ed.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 4]]
[[AC:Putty Squad]]
* The game was made on [=PS4=]. Caddy really wants you to know this.
--> *spoken fast, teeth pratically gritting* Welcome to the eighth generation of electronic entertainment, folks! '''[[TechnologyMarchesOn "THIS IS [=PS4=]!!!"]]'''
* "Longer than Long Great Auntie Maple's long long fffffffffinger."
* Caddy's reaction to one of the more... unusual enemies in the game.
-->"Oh look, it's a carrot with sunglasses and revolvers trying to- *spouts {{Angrish}} for a moment* WHAT?! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?! BLEHH!"
* After giving the game a thorough beating, Caddy considers giving the game a second chance and playing one more level...until he sees that both of the next levels have titles with the word [[AccidentalInnuendo "squirt"]]. [[NoJustNoReaction He promptly chucks the game out of the window.]]

[[AC:The Poo Race]]
* The entirety of the "Zoo Race" review, particularly the glitch montage.

[[AC:Everything Can Stop Mr. Domino]]
* '''THE GAME LIED TO ME'''
* "You're given a choice between two anthropomorphic dominoes. [[ARareSentence Did I just say that out loud?]]"
** The fact that the same clip of Caddy saying, "Did I just say that out loud" comes up twice in the review.
*** The other time being when he calls the game an "[[ARareSentence on-rail puzzle game]]".
* '''[[MadnessMantra DOMINOES]]'''
* '''THIS CONTROL CAN BE WANK SOMETIMES''' but not all the time.
* The brief visual gag illustrating how the title makes it sound like Mr. Domino would be an unstoppable {{Kaiju}}-like being.

[[AC:P.T. Makes My T.T.s Flee the C.T.]]
* The title is a pun when spoken out loud. When said aloud, it states "P.T. makes my Tittys (pronounced as T.T's) flee the city (pronounced as C.T.)
** It's actually a ShoutOut to the famous "Swedish Made Simple" sketch from ''Series/TheTwoRonnies''.
* Every time P.T. is stated in a regular way (not for joke purposes) a clip is shown from that aforementioned sketch, with "P.T." said in a rather hilarious tone.
* Caddy singing [[Music/GunsNRoses "Patience"]] after mentioning he needs patience.
--> All we need, is just a little '''[[SuddenlyShouting PATIENCE]]--'''
* '''[[NoIndoorVoice THIS FUCKING GHOST]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion THAT STALKS YOU!]]'''
* "[[GuideDangIt You have to wait for 3 baby laughs that can be triggered by waiting for midnight to strike-]][[MoonLogicPuzzle and then you take 10 steps, listening to the phone, staring at a wall, taking 10 more steps, calling for a ghost with a DS4 microphone,]][[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking taking a bath...]]-'''[[RageQuit I MEAN PISS OFF!!]]'''"

[[AC:Donald Bandicoot]]
* His reaction to the two-second-long broken opening cutscene.
* A bit of fan-made content: caddysfalsepromises.com, mentioned in the video as a joke, was actually been made into a real (if temporary) fansite. Clicking on the Impression Classes coupon button will take you to a page that displays Caddicarus [=GIFs=] to ''VideoGame/{{The Stanley Parable}}'s ''"Following Stanley". (Which is also in the video when Caddy tries to use cheat codes).
* Caddy's comparison between Quack Attack's manual and modern day manuals.
* "You don't know what it is about Halloween. Is it in the air?" Cut to Caddy next to his window. "Yes." "Is it in the streets?" Cut to Caddy in the streets. "Yes." [[RuleOfThree "Is it in the trees?" Cut to Caddy in a tree. "Yes."]] [[OverlyLongGag "Is it in the kitchen?]] Well, probably not..." Caddy notices a skeleton against his fridge. [[DullSurprise "Oh no! Aaaaahhh!]] [[MoodWhiplash Who put that dead body there?!"]] Oh and apparently it's cameraman Ollie's sister.
* Just before Caddy begins playing the game, Cerys comes in and tells him that she can do the best Donald Duck impression. What does said impression consist of? Cerys making throaty croaking noises into an empty toilet paper tube, before sheepishly leaving. Caddy's deadpan expression is what really sells the scene.
* The "Mr. Jack Shit" joke from ''[[VideoGame/LiloAndStitchTroubleInParadise Lilo and Stitch: Trouble in]] Music/PhilCollins'' gets a CallBack with a whole new incarnation!
-->'''Caddy:''' But apart from that, all the other buttons do ''Mr. Bugger All of the Carey Funny Farm, Neebydeeb Ltd.''
* Pointing out how the health system in this game is represented by Donald's temper, indicated on the HUD. Happy Donald for full health, grumpy Donald for low.
-->'''Caddy:''' And then, to replenish your mood, all you have to do is grab a milkshake and then you return to being a HAPPY. LITTLE. ''DUCK.'' *plays a clip from one of Donald's old cartoons in which he goes apeshit on some sorta mechanical thing. Also a random zoom in shot of ComicBook/HowardTheDuck for extra emphasis.*
* There's something oddly funny about Caddy mistaking Magica De Spell for WesternAnimation/CountDuckula.
* Caddy summing up the ending.
-->'''Caddy:''' And there we go. Finished the game. And all that for a machine that makes rabbit shit and a duck face-sitting contest. Whatever one-hundred percent will bring you I don't even want to know.

[[AC:Vib-Ribbon]]
* "It's a wire frame rabbit doing loop-de-loops around a never-ending white line until she turns into a frog because she jumped through a spiky line instead of rolling through it. And she sings."
* His repeated tripping over "[[NoPronunciationGuide NanaOn-Sha]]."
* (''majestically, while holding the game'') "And now, lo and behold, my children, for this is my gorgeous copy of ''Vib-Ribbon'' that I—" (''notices a smidgen of dirt on the box, goes to normal voice, zoom in on game cover'') "Wait a second, there's some fucking dirt on it! Ugh!" (''majestically, with dirt now wiped off the cover'') "That I love so very dearly. I love it so much that I can barely control my breathing whenever I see it." (''Cut to Caddy breathing into a bag. Ends up looking into the camera upon being noticed'') "I'm a pathetic twat of a man!"
* "Once upon a time in a faraway land, a young vector graphic angular female rabbit named Vibri was walking down this white line. And then this happened." (''cut to Vibri making a scary face'')
* He shows that Vibri reads out the menu commands when highlighted, and then spins the menu around so fast that Vibri becomes a MotorMouth, set to sped-up footage of a man at an adding machine.
* His take on [[{{mondegreen}} interpreting]] the "slightly broken English" of the game's songs:
-->♪You're not a baby or my hat / I'm not your mommy, do you know, can't you see?♪
-->♪Sunny day, I wank my Wii / I wake up ash cheeks so fine day♪
-->♪Search in my cunt, search in my house / I can't find sauce anywhere I want♪
-->♪Just wanna shake my tits / Your breasts are fun bags♪
* XYLOPHONE CADENCE

[[AC:Resident Evil BILLY]]
* The pre-credits bit with [[StylisticSuck Headless Caddy.]] "'''I got no haaaayyyyyyyyyyd.'''"
* The whole opening sting where Caddy calls Jordan, complete with Jordan freaking out momentarily at the word 'collaborate' then simply saying 'OK' and somehow knowing Caddy is going to suggest Resi 0. This is the seller:
--> '''Caddy''': How did you know I was going to say that?
--> '''Jordan''': (calm monotone, black and white suddenly) You should never have called me...
--> Caddy throws the mobile away and keeps talking.
* This exchange:
--> '''Jordan''': I mean how am I supposed to be scared of this game when [[TheScrappy Billy]] is following me around this train, snarking and flirting with his [[BuffySpeak flirty, snarky]] voice?
--> [...]
--> '''Caddy''': Well it could be worse, [...] could you imagine if [[CowboyCop Rebecca]] was the one flirting and [[SerialKiller Billy]] was the one snarking his face off? I mean what you'd this that would sound like?
--> '''Jordan!Rebecca''': You know I've always wanted to say this [[DatingCatwoman but I think you're really attractive B-B-B-Billy]].
--> '''Caddy!Billy''': I told you I'm not interested Rebecca.
--> '''Jordan!Rebecca''': B-But I like you B-B-B-Billy.
--> '''Caddy!Billy''': You know something, I've killed twenty-three people and I won't hesitate to just shoot you in the-
--> '''Jordan!Rebecca''': [[HeroBall Just give me a chance, give me a chance Billy]].
--> '''Caddy''': Wait what are we talking about?
--> '''Jordan''': [[IdiotBall I don't remember, we are reviewing Resident Evil 4... or 2... or 7]].
--> '''Caddy''': We're not very good at this, are we?
* Their reaction to [[{{Narm}} The 'mysterious anime guy (James Marcus)'s opera singing.]] Or rather, [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Woody's]] reaction to it.
* The requisite title callout sounding like a rapper. Cue Caddy in full white rapper getup [[TitleScream reciting the title]] and flipping a gang sign.
* Jordan enjoys relating to viewers the history of Resi 1, about the STARS Alpha Team stumbling on Spencer Mansion, a hellhole replete with traps, secrets and of course:
--> '''Jordan:''' Zombies and monsters!\\
'''Rebecca, in-game:''' Zombies and monsters?\\
'''Jordan:''' Yes, zombies and monsters!\\
'''Rebecca:''' Zombies and monsters?\\
'''Jordan:''' *in ghoulish [[MeaningfulName zombie]] facepaint, grinning* Zombies and monsters. *{{beat}}. Sudden Jordan closeup screaming flashing JumpScare ensues.*

[[AC:LSD: Scream Emulator]]
* The whole intro to ''VideoGame/LSDDreamEmulator''. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "I'm seeing beetles again.]] [[DullSurprise That's not good."]] Said beetles also including Music/TheBeatles. After one last vision of said Beatles...
--> '''Caddy:''' Okay, that the LAST time I ever listen to that guy back there on the bridge that looked like Music/CliffRichard's corpse doing a spot of fishing!
--> '''Cliff Richard's corpse on a bridge doing a spot of fishing:''' '''''YOU FUCKIN' WHAT'''''
* His usual intro has him mix up catchphrases.
--> '''Caddy:''' Hey there everybody I'm WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer and recently *BZZZT*
--> '''Caddy:''' [[WebVideo/{{BNGR}} Modern games, retro games, what's the difference, I'm here to review games]] *BZZZT*
--> '''Caddy:''' [[WebVideo/{{Brutalmoose}} I've not seen such bravery]] *BZZZT*
--> '''Caddy:''' [[Creator/JimmyWhetzel Hey guys what's up it's Jimmy and today]] *BZZZT*
* Encountering a hideous creature, Caddy [[VomitDiscretionShot bends over to vomit]]...and comes back up with a CD in his mouth.
--> ''[Upon seeing an elephant in the sky]'' '''''[[WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} Chase them away! Chase them away! I'm afraid! Need your aid! PINK ELEPHANTS ON PARADE!]]'''''
* '''SWEET HONKING ARSE BANDITS!'''
* Then when he runs into a giant negative colored penguin
--> AHH! Adult, I need an adult! Get away from me!\\
(runs into another monster) Gah-uh! Another Adult- t-two! I need two adults! I need two adults right now!
* Due to the limited space for names, Caddicarus enters himself as "IDONTEVENKNOWANYMO"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 5]]
[[AC:Crash Team F***KING Racing]]
* "I'm scripting the video for Stuart Little 2."
-->'''Quick J. Hoarsethroat''': (violent laughter)
** It's funnier when you realize that he actually did make a video on that game.
* When Quick berates Caddy for his decision of video topic and demands that he asks the audience about what they would prefer, Caddy pretends to take this into consideration before bluntly revealing that ''he already did'', showing off the Strawpoll he had made.
-->'''Caddy''': (scornfully) ''Imbecile.''
* At one point, [[TakeThat Nintendo takes the video down due to Caddy using footage of]] ''VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing''. ''During'' the video.

[[AC:Metal Gear Chicken]]
* The {{pun}} in the intro and Caddy's sheer pride in it.
-->'''Rosie:''' James, how many people do you think are going to get that?
-->'''Caddy:''' ''I don't care.''
* When Caddy discovers that the developers who made ''Chicken Run'' also made ''Bratz: Rock Angelz'':
-->'''Rosie:''' James, what are you doing?
-->'''Caddy:''' [[DrivenToSuicide Drowning myself.]]
* "For King and Country and all the sprouts who sacrificed themselves to be eaten by dogs and fat men alike!"
* The appropriate use of "[[Film/TheRoom Chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep…]]"
* After the game skips:
-->'''Caddy''': Ah yes, haven't seen this problem in a while. Yeah, these kind of things tend to happen when your [=PS1=] disc has a [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch scratchscratchscratchscratchscratchscratchscratch]]—
-->(''[=dots appear in the middle of the screen as if the video is buffering=]'')
-->'''Caddy''': I got you, didn't I?
* Caddy's reaction to [[TooDumbToLive Babs's sheer stupidity]].
-->'''Caddy''': ([[{{Facepalm}} holding his head in his hands]]) ... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We are dead, aren't we?]]
* "But I suppose if people can make a video game about Barbie, I suppose the notion of a game about runaway chickens isn't too far-fetched. Because [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Farfetch'd]] is a fucking bird and that joke was amazing."
* After noticing that a cutscene dubs over Creator/MelGibson's voice in the movie with a soundalike:
-->'''Caddy''': My word. The man who wanted no relation to the ''Chicken Run'' video game starred in [[Film/{{Signs}} a movie where aliens were scared of wooden doors]]. Go figure.
* How does Caddy refer to the Chickens' classic "trenchcoated person tower" disguise complete with awkwardly flapping arms? "Flapping your arms around like WebVideo/{{Brutalmoose}}." Complete with a clip of Brutalmoose flapping his arms and some Wii remotes around.
* "Dunk chicken! Drown chicken! HELL FOR CHICKEN!!!"

[[AC:Rascal]]
* First thing he does after displaying the game's box art? He sings.
-->'''Caddy''': Hiiiiiigh hopes, I've got! Hiiiiiigh hopes, I've got! [[{{Mondegreen}} High apple piiiie in your]] [[EyeScream eeeeye]] hopes~♫
** Which is of course accompanied by a [[SarcasmMode completely necessary]] [[http://i.imgur.com/isCRAf1.png illustrative picture.]]
* Caddy becoming [="MrCaddyPasta"=].
-->'''Caddy''', accompanied by eerie background music: Here are my top ten scariest [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCPs]] to begin this whole thing off. ''(caption displays "#4")'' #10. SCP-2125. Object class: euclid. SCP-2125 is an average-looking music box. The difference with this music box, though, is that it has ''hyper-realistic eyes!'' Ooooooh! ...and a moustache, anyway, when any sentient being decides to turn the crank of this SCP, the song "Livin' on a Prayer" by [[Music/BonJovi Bon Jon J- Jon B- Jon Bon Jovi]] starts playing. But not in a blinky-blonky music box kind of way, no, it actually plays the entire song in realistic CD quality. This would be creepy enough, however, if one decides to keep turning the box when the song reaches the [[TruckDriversGearChange key change]] just before the third chorus, because of how ''fucking awful'' the key change is, the music box ''kills fucking everyone in a three-meter radius with LASERS! (imitates laser noises)''
** [[HilariousInHindsight Made even funnier]] when someone made an actual page about [[http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/scp-2125-j SCP-2125]] on the SCP wiki. Complete with an interview with Caddy himself.
* A drunk Caddy quoting his intro as "Caddickinyourarse!"
* At the end of the video, a drunken Caddy accidentally slaughters [[spoiler:''himself'']].
* Caddy's bafflement at how Creator/JimHensonsCreatureShop [[http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Rascal did the character designs for the game.]]
-->"So what the hell happened here? (shows a clip from ''[[Film/TheDarkCrystal The Dark Crystal]]'') The Dark Crystal. (shows the box art.) This. (repeats) ''The Dark Crystal.'' '''''This.'''''"
* Caddy gets progressively drunker and drunker mid video. When he reads the main character's unbearably cheesy [[AllThereInTheManual report card and bio in the instruction booklet]], he takes a good swig and says:
-->'''Drunk!Caddy:''' ''I hate this boy! I hate this boy! I hate this boy! [[{{Spoonerism}} I bate this hoy!]]''
* Caddy comes prepared for hard or bad games kicking him in the nads with "Cockaway" genitalia protection[=/=]removal. Cockaway! It gets rid of it. Apply now.
* In his own words, there's no reward for beating a dragon boss during the game. Nothing at all. Nothing. Othing. Thing. Hing. Ing. Ng. G.

[[AC:Nightmare Creatures]]
* Caddy practically orgasming over saying [[AwesomeMcCoolname Ignatius Blackward]].
* "And overall, what we can gather from all of that is that I love Ignatius' stick." ({{Beat}}) "[[ThatCameOutWrong Yes, I should probably change the script, maybe.]]"
* The reaction towards him riposting a blindside attempt in the sweetest moment possible.
-->'''SHANKED'''
* (describing Bloodborne) "It's a busy game, and I'm a [[BiggerIsBetterInBed big guy]]. [[OhCrap Wait a sec-]]"
* There's one bit where Caddy is smacking a monster even after it dies, all while doing mundane things, like reading the game's manual and watering a plant.

[[AC:UsefulNotes/PlayStation Cheats]]
* Showing off the "[[PressXToDie Exploding Lara]]" cheat in ''VideoGame/TombRaiderII''
-->'''No words.'''
* Pretty much everything from the [[WordSalad "Garbled Commentary"]] cheat in ''Formula 1''. Bare witness to F1 commentary legend Murray Walker going off the deep end.
-->'''Caddicarus:''' I need something a little bit more light-hearted now, um, okay how about "Garbled Commentary" mode on Formula 1?
-->'''Murray Walker:''' "That's down a position! WILLIAMS Renault! And the race has been stopped, the red flags are out! (The race is clearly still going) Marino! Mark Blundell! He's hit the tires! THAT'S '''''BURGER!'''''[[note]]It's actually "Berger" in reference to Ferrari driver Gerhard Berger[[/note]] HANG ON! ([[{{Beat}} long pause]]) Germany."
* Showing off the Spider-Man PS easter egg where typing any swear word in the password screen causes Spidey himself to punch it (In the US version of the game he also changes the offending word into something innocent like "Bunny", which seems to be gone from the PAL version.)
* While rattling off the games that have a "Big Head Mode" cheat:
-->[[RunningGag It's fucking dumb.]]

[[AC:BALLZ]]
* Creator/{{Yungtown}}'s unhealthy obsession with Caddicarus in the intro, to the point where he floods Caddy's Twitter mentions with requests to do a crossover.
* Caddy's use of "'''''BALLZ''''''" complete with a photoshop of a dog with a bunch of tennis balls in his mouth.
* When introducing the game:
-->'''Caddy:''' (3D Ballz) was a game developed for the Super Nintendo, Mega Drive...
-->'''Yungtown:''' You mean Genesis.
-->'''Caddy:''' '''NO!''' (very brief zoom-in on the "Mega Drive" label on the console)
* Yungtown forgetting that Caddy doesn't live in London. '''LIES'''.
* Caddy's attempt to rap.
* [[Manga/SakigakeOtokojuku I AM VERY HUNGRY!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dWAuyB3lwo "Cooking with Puppicarus"]]. Just... the entire thing.

[[AC: That Cheesy Bastard]]
* Equating Cheesy the mouse with [[ComicBook/SinCity That Yellow Bastard]].
* The intro, in which Caddicarus does a sing-along of how he got the game Cheesy from his friend Daz. Complete with [[FollowTheBouncingBall bouncing lyric ball]] except this ball is Caddy's own face doing the most epic ThisIsGonnaSuck expression ever.
* '''''BECAUSE MICE EAT CHEESE YOU KNOW'''''
* [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading The loading screen gags.]] Of course he sensibly puts the kibosh on them before they get overused.
* His obsession with seeing the Teapot enemy.
* His interpreting Cheesy's ghost flying away as he dies as Cheesy turning into a sperm and flying off into space to impregnate the [[Franchise/{{Alien}} Alien Queen]] to make more Yellow Bastards "or some shit".
* Why does Caddy consider himself a prime authority on everything? Because he used his new computer to edit his UsefulNotes/BluRay copy of ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol'' to reinsert the [[CutSong "When Love Is Gone" sequence]]. Goes with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as well.
* Speaking of Daz, he's in Caddy's head. And he tries to scare Caddy with a certain something and...its not there because he can't actually see what Caddy's looking at. So he gets Caddy to go outside where Caddy DOES find something. And said something happens to be ''[[spoiler:Snow White And The Seven Clever Boys'' for [=PS2=]. Yes as in the same game mentioned in his ''Dalmatians 3'' video made by the exact same people behind ''Dalmatians 3''.]] Caddy seems to be winding up for a BigNo and-
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''FUCKING HELL'''''
* At one point Caddy lists off famous video game mascots that Cheesy tried and failed to compete against, including [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Crash]], [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]], and [[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]]. Seems like a fairly simple bit, but as he names each character, a picture of them is thrown onscreen, and when Mario comes up, he barges his way through Crash, who lies on his side twitching occasionally for the rest of the bit.

[[AC: Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys]]
* The beginning of the review brings us up to speed:
-->''"[[PreviouslyOn Pweviouswy on]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome the Caddicawus show]]..."''
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''FUCKING HELL'''''
-->''"Now here's part 2''"
* When Caddy sees the box for the game, we cut to him repeatedly slamming his head in a car door while muttering "No, no, no..." over and over in an attempt to erase all knowledge of the game from his mind. Rosie then turns up and, after briefly taunting him, says that the game can't be that bad. Then she reads the back of the box... Cue both Caddy and Rosie slamming their heads in the doors out of sync with each other in hilarious fashion.
* Caddy's rendition of [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs "I'm Wishing"]], made better by [[StylisticSuck Rosie's back-up vocals]].
* The return of [[spoiler:Puppicarus!]]
* When Caddy realizes he can use the cursor during the film, he decides to make a remix of Snow White's AwardBaitSong with it: every few seconds he hovers over the menu button as it says "Back to menu" in a deadpan voice.
* The end note:
-->'''Caddy''' (in a completely deadpan voice): This game gets slaughtered. [Caddy shoots the game] fuck you, I'm going to bed and I'm going to die.\\
''(cut to him lying face down in bed with sad piano music in the background)''\\
'''''[[SensoryAbuse DAZZ RUINED MY LIFE]]'''''
* "And Joseph Junior had nothing redeeming about his personality whatsoever, hence we didn't talk about him at all or assign him to any role. He just sat around with his thumb up his arse waiting for his daddy, Joseph Senior, to do his work."
* Caddy's reaction to a strange moment (out of many) in the film.
-->'''Narrator:''' "But how could that be? Who could it be? *gasp*, oh, there's a funny face on the chimney!"
-->'''Caddy:''' "OH MY PANTS! WHAT IS THAT!?"
* First, the game's title, AKA "Best-Fake-Title-To-Avoid-Legal-Conflict-With-Disney" as Caddy puts it. Oh and then he mentions he'd like to see Phoenix Games in court legitimately claiming they own the Snow White cast, or at least the Disney versions: "[[RefugeInAudacity Yes sir, we own Deadskinned Barbie, we own Old Shark-Tooth Succubus Bint, we also own Toothless Gape-Mouth Soul-Sucking dwarf.]]"
* Caddy and his Talking Inflatable VideoGame/{{Portal}} Turret's reaction to Prince Charming's ridiculously cloud-of-dusty entrance:
-->'''Caddy:''' *amazed gasp* Oh my god! Yes wow! Did you hear that, VideoGame/{{Portal}} Turret?!\\
'''Portal Turret:''' [[AC:Did he say what I thought he said?!]]\\
'''Caddy:''' Yes, I think he did!\\
'''Portal Turret:''' [[AC:Holy fucking shit a cloud of dust is coming to save the day!]]\\
'''Caddy:''' I know right!\\
'''Portal Turret:''' [[AC:My fucking fuck fuck god I could literally piss myself with excitement!]]\\
'''Caddy:''': Too far! Too far!\\
'''Portal Turret:''' [[AC:I'm sorry.]]\\
'''Caddy:''' Eh, no worries, okay.\\
'''Portal Turret:''' [[AC:Please don't be angry with me, or I will go ahead and cry now. WAA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A AWAA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A]]\\
'''Caddy:''' You're not even listening to me right now.\\
'''Portal Turret:''' [[AC:I'M SORRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-]]

[[AC: Casper: A Spirited Beginning]]
* [[SensoryAbuse The MLG parody when Chris' dad ignores him.]]
* [[RunningGag SNIVEL I WILL DEMIST YOU]]
* Caddy getting annoyed when Casper needs to be taught how to fly and go through walls, when he had already done both of those things earlier in the film, and brings up the relevant scenes with an irritated expression on his face.
-->"That also happened earlier. Did they write this film backwards or something?"
* [[RunningGag ...boring face.]]
* A face which Casper makes at some point while screaming, which Caddy then uses as the picture for a christmas card.
--> MERRY CHRISTMAS
--> FROM FLAPS, THE FRIED TOAST
* "I'm calling the [[Franchise/TheMuppets ch]][[{{Mondegreen}} ef?]]"
* The scene where they slime "Principal [[{{Mondegreen}} Rabies]]?"

[[AC: Casper: An Apathetic Finale]]
* The first part of the review shares its title with the movie being reviewed; A Spirited Beginning. The second part? An Apathetic Finale.
* Caddy bringing us up to speed:
-->''"[[PreviouslyOn Pweviouswy on]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome the Caddicawus show]], during the Month of Terraaarrr... (aarr...)"''\\
(shows a clip of [[VideoGame/HeavyRain Scott Shelby]] set to the theme tune from ''WesternAnimation/RoliePolieOlie'')\\
''"Wait, that's not right."''\\
(shows a clip from ''Casper: A Spirited Beginning'' where an old lady screams "Ghost!", throws away her walker and tumbles over a mailbox)\\
''"Oh yes! That's better."''
** Even better, Caddy said in the comments section that he wanted to include the second clip somewhere in the first part but couldn't find anywhere to put it so he included it in part 2 during that segment.
* Every single one of Caddy's reactions to the living embodiment of DullSurprise that is SteveGuttenberg.
* "Wikipedia lied to me, can you even imagine?!"
* When shocking things happen in the movie, Caddy edits a picture of Thomas the Tank Engine's face over Casper's, complete with a train whistle noise for tension.
* GASPA

[[AC: Mr. Tumble's Legoland]]
* Caddy singing "Jingle Bells" in the intro.
-->''My Christmas album is now available from no good retailers because it's a load of fucking rubbish.''
* Caddy's [[SurpriseCreepy reaction]] to the fact that Creator/WaltDisney had real human bones on the ''Pirates'' ride at Disneyland[[note]]they've since been removed, save for one skull near the end[[/note]].
* "You have to join it onto something."
* Saying the build/erase sound effect sounds like someone being punched in the face... then dubbing over a fight scene from a movie with said sound effect.
** In the same scene, he [[ThrowItIn leaves in]] Jonathan Ablebody saying "Path" and puts a picture of Mr. Tumble on screen with a speech bubble coming from it and saying "PATH".
* This absolutely random gem:
-->'''Caddy''': I've beaten the tutorial, meaning I can go into the free-play section! (Slaps the table, jumps to his feet with his fist in the air) [[BigYes YEAAAAAAAAAH!]] ({{Beat}}, video reverses) HAAAAAAAAAEY!
* "Build a Space Tower ride!" "[[WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer Thank you.]]"
* "Gardeners can't afford to plant things. [[SensoryAbuse MECHANICS CAN'T AFFORD TO REPAIR THINGS.]]"
* The tour of his own version of Legoland. FLOPPY BRICK: ''Where Dreams Come to Die!''

[[AC:Blossom Blast Bastards]]
* "[[RunningGag THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN MY GARDEN.]]"
* Caddy always refers to the game as "Blossom Blast Bastards", and always pauses between "blast" and "bastards". The length of the {{beat}} [[OverlyLongGag increases each time.]]
* Towards the end of the review, he talks about one level that seems to be entirely luck-based. He tried for four weeks to beat it without paying money, to no avail. That's why he made the review in the first place. [[spoiler:Then he reveals that he beat it anyway without even trying, and gives a middle finger and a "fuck you" to King Games for ruining his review.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 6]]
[[AC: BUBSY 3D]]
* [[{{Mondegreen}} YOU SUCK DICK]]
* We wanna capture Bubsy, LOL!!!
* The cameos from Rerez, Tennings, WebVideo/SomeCallMeJohnny and Caddy's sister Rosie. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Rosie just wants Caddy to keep playing the game unlike everyone else.]]
--> '''Johnny:''' [[spoiler: BUBSY 3D IS WORSE THAN MURDER!]]
* Caddy, as expected, gives the game a slaughter, but what happens next is unexpected... [[spoiler:he then slaughters his [=PS1=], the corner of his sofa, and Rosie. He then cuts off his usual catchphrase and instead of telling viewers to stay beautiful, he demands that they "be ugly," then he announces that he's going to slaughter his viewers just for demanding he play the game. Of course he does this AFTER he literally tears the game to bits...and he slaughters us with his fist instead.]]
* "Who made this soundtrack? The London Symphony Arm-Farters?!"

[[AC: VIP]]
* Caddy thinking his step-daughters [[CrossesTheLineTwice were playing with grenades.]] ''[[NoodleIncident Again.]]''
* "You just hit buttons in a specific order. TheEnd. And occasionally shoot with a cursor. TheEnd. (Part 2)"

[[AC: Star Wars: Rebel Ass 2]]
* The intro with [[Film/StarWarsTheForceAwakens BB-8]] exploring Caddy's home trying to comfort Caddy and even providing him the eponymous game to play is plain cute...[[ComedicSociopathy until he kicks the poor droid away.]]
** Caddy seems to be crying about a security recording of "someone" (probably Anakin) killing younglings...only not. "The younglings deserved it."
* ''Rebel Assault 2'' was once a PC game that received very...reviews. (screenshot of a rather negative score rating for the game.)
* [[RunningGag Ahhh... cutscene, shutscene]][=/=]Putscene[=/=]buttscene[=/=]Jabba the Huttscene[=/=]gutscene[=/=]slutscene[=/=][=FUCKEDscene=].
* Another RunningGag is Angry Matt Stone. OH MY GOD DOES HE TEND TO POP UP ALL THE TIME HE IS CADDY'S FAVOURITE ACTOR
* Caddy tries to ignore the barebones story since its standard Star Wars pre-Yavin ExpandedUniverse fare:
-->'''Caddy:''' So we won't bother covering them [[SuddenlyShouting AND INSTEAD BLOW THE EVERLASTING FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING AND KICK DARTH VADER IN HIS CROWN JEWELS ALONG WITH KICKS IN]] [[IncrediblyLamePun ALDERAAN PLACES]] EHHH SEE WHAT I DID-
* The [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cameos]] from various [[Film/TheForceAwakens Kylo Rens]]: [[{{Wangst}} Moody Kylo Ren,]] [[ScatterbrainedSenior Grandpa Kylo Ren,]] and [[ADateWithRosiePalms Wanking Kylo Ren.]]
** In detail [[EmoTeen Moody Kylo Ren]] being offered a lemonade...[[RantInducingSlight and screaming at Caddy before saying he hates his dad.]]
-->'''Moody Kylo Ren:''' Heeeeyyyyy Caddy....\\
'''Caddy;''' Aww, Moody Kylo Ren, how are you today?\\
'''Moody Kylo:''' Ehhh, alright I guess...\\
'''Caddy:''' Ah c'mon, wanna watch me play this game?\\
'''Moody Kylo:''' Noooo....\\
'''Caddy:''' Ah come on!\\
'''Moody Kylo:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. SAID. NO.]]\\
'''Caddy:''' You need cheering up, mister! (beat) Do you want a ''lemonade?''\\
'''Moody Kylo:''' LEAVE ME ALONE YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME I HATE [[https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Han_Solo MY DAD!]]\\
'''Caddy:''' ...well that escalated quickly...[[Series/TwoAndAHalfMen Two-And-A-Half Ren.]]\\
'''Moody Kylo Ren:''' I heard that!
** Then Grandpa Kylo Ren, using his lightsaber as a cane:
-->'''Grandpa Kylo Ren:''' Hey there, sonny!\\
'''Caddy:''' Ahh, Grandpa Kylo Ren, good to see you! D'ya wanna come in for a cuppa?\\
'''Grandpa Kylo:''' Ahh no my boy I had one at home I just wanted to come over and say hi!\\
'''Caddy:''' Well that's very kind of you, thank you!\\
'''Grandpa Kylo:''' I can also be bored nowadays, you know.\\
'''Caddy:''' Well, you know where I am if you ever need a chat.\\
'''Grandpa Kylo:''' Oh no, I need more than that.\\
'''Caddy:''' (concerned silence.)\\
'''Grandpa Kylo:''' Your socks smell good today. (Caddy shuts the door in his face.)
** Finally, Wanking Kylo Ren's appearance.
-->'''Wanking Kylo Ren:''' Hey, Cadster!\\
'''Caddy:''' Oh, God! Wanking Kylo Ren! No one invited you! Don't touch me! ''(Closes the door)''
* Caddy notices Imperial Admiral Sarn's line [[HongKongDub Hong Kong Dubbed]] in, and compares his lip movements to a dying fish.
-->'''Sarn:''' The rebel fighters are in range, my lord. Sigma Squadron stands ready, awaiting your command.
* Caddy is not a fan of the standard X-Wing blaster noise, likening it to a squirt gun filled with mustard.
-->'''Caddy:''' Fuck you, sound department, and fuck ''you'', Larry The O...what? Bet it was his idea.
* His reaction to "Admiral Ackbar as Himself."
-->'''Caddy:''' Does he work as an optician or something? (beat) Can it love?
* "That's where they're making the Phantom [=TIEs=]!" (shot of a [[JustForPun ghost wearing a tie.]])
* Caddy comparing the soundalike for Darth Vader in this game (Andrew Nelson) to the one in [[VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront2015 the new Battlefront]] (Matt Sloan).
-->'''Rebel Assault 2 Vader:''' Your report, Admiral Sarn. I trust the operation is proceeding as planned.\\
'''Battlefront 2015 Vader:''' Nothing ''CLEVER'' to say, your ''HIGHNESS?''
* The ending bloopers consisting of Caddy flubbing his lines are great, but more importantly all the BB-8 related fuckups, from Caddy's inability to control BB-8 properly to Stan the dog chasing him around.

[[AC:Stuart Little 2]]
* The entire intro where Caddy explains how the game came to be. Apparently, it involved the Queen of England watching the Stuart Little 2 movie and deciding that she wanted to play it on her [=PlayStation=].
* When calling back to his video on ''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacing'' where he claimed to be scripting a review on this game, Caddy states that he ''expected'' the audience would write this off as a joke. [[SpringtimeForHitler Instead, he got a flood of requests.]]
* Literature/StuartLittle's little [[ICallHimMrHappy stuart]].
* "'''''[[NoIndoorVoice YES!!]]'''''"

[[AC:Peter Pancreas]]
* The mere fact that poor Caddy has to sit through yet another "game" from Phoenix Games is hilarious in and of itself.
* The intro, in which Caddy tries to write poetry, which are just crude variations of RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue.
--> '''Caddy:''' Roses are red... Violets are blue... [[ToiletHumor You fill my pants with lots of doo-doo]].
--> '''Caddy:''' Roses are red... Violets are red... EVERYTHING's red... I've just been shot!
* The episode turns out to be a {{Crossover}} with ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'', of all people, who's represented by his channel icon, a cartoon head [[FlyingFace that floats]].
* The cartoon's ridiculous case of HongKongDub leaves both Caddy and IHE baffled and confused. The cartoon only having a single voice actor, who uses the same DullSurprise voice for every character, confounds them to the point where they can't tell who's supposed to be talking.
* The ending. After IHE and Caddy apologize to each other for their earlier outbursts, Caddy suggests that they go out on a "friend outing". IHE asks what they could do, and...
--> '''Caddy:''' [[spoiler:[[TakeThat Let's burn some fucking]] [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Minions.]]]]
--> '''IHE:''' [[SincerityMode I love you.]]
* The Peter Pan cartoon ends on this note:
-->'''Narrator''': As you know, all's well that ends well. However, if you don't forget about your dreams... ''([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseIncontext cut to some people circling around the earth while doing this weird swaying thing]])'' your favorite story characters will surely come back to you.\\
'''Caddy''': ''(sits there in silence before slowly moving towards the camera)'' Well, fuck it in a bucket.\\
'''IHE''': Yeah, kids, you want your favorite book characters to come visit you? Just ''believe'' hard enough! And soon, '''[[SurpriseCreepy they'll become a ring of Saturn]] [[SpoofAesop around planet earth and]] [[SpaceWhaleAesop consume your ripe souls for brunch.]]'''
* Not even a minute in, and the hilariously awful dub has already put IHE at his limit.
-->''You have'' got ''to be shitting me!''
* "YOU'RE A MOVIE! ''MOVE'' IS IN THE TITLE OF '''MOV''IE! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO '''MOVE!'''
* "I'm lost. And I'm a boy. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs A lost boy.]]"
** '''PETER PAN REFERENCE'''
* Really, the whole video has many, many moments that could fit on this list, but most of it is thanks to just how awful the quote-unquote game is, including the one scene where Peter makes the kids fly for no explained reason, prompting this gem:
-->'''IHE''': (While smoking a joint) Oh, I'll tell you, I don't need to learn how to fly, this cartoon has got me pretty high already, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

[[AC:Scooby-Doo and the Super Shag]]
* The title of the video is hilariously misleading enough, but the part where he gets the title from is classic
-->'''Shaggy:''' Like, check this out - I'm SUPER SHAG!
-->'''Caddy:''' '''*After an initial look of shock*''' Oh, I BET you are... you dirty...old...[[CurseCutShort CU-]]
** Throughout the rest of the review, he refers to Shaggy as "Super Shag".
* Caddy riffs on the clunky movement
-->'''Caddy:''' I know Shaggy and Scooby eat so much they should be dying from hypercholesterolemia, but LOOK AT THEM! They can keep their food down, they're scrawny and lanky as fuck! And, might I add, "Fuck" is a awfully scrawny and lanky young man, so why are the controls THIS heavy? Shaggy runs like an old man farmer wading through his muddy crops! Every move you make is slow, every jump and double jump is heavy on momentum and just slightly delayed, and you feel like you're playing the beginning bit of [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Nuts & Bolts]] through the whole game!
-->'''*Cuts to a scene of Shaggy through a jumping platform section*'''
-->'''Caddy:''' Come on! COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT! *'''Gibberish that gets translated as U CAH DO EH, followed by a shriek that's subbed as HUNERAH. Shaggy falls and dies*''' AAAHHHHHH... '''SHET!'''
* In the ''Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase'' game, you end each level by getting the box of Scooby Snacks even though there are individual Scooby Snacks scattered through the level. Caddy compares this to getting the Dragon Egg at the end of each level in ''VideoGame/SpyroYearOfTheDragon''... "[[MotorMouth while collecting hundreds of smaller dragon eggs just to eat them for extra lives]] '''[[{{Angrish}} BECAUSE YOU'RE A CANNIBALISTIC HUSSY]]''".
* The RunningGag of his SanitySlippage as he sees the game ripping off more and more from ''Crash Bandicoot'', which reaches its peak at the broken bridge platforming puzzle.
-->''Oh hey look at this! That's pretty'' fucking ''familiar, ain't it?! I wonder where they got THAT idea from?!'' '''OH I DON'T KNOW, DANGER MOUSE?!!'''
* [[CreepyMonotone Also how do you create snowballs from flat ice.]]
* He rails on the broken level design, showing Scooby jumping into an instant death pit after missing a platform - and then jumping back to safety onto the platform he missed.
-->'''Caddy:''' '''[[SensoryAbuse POLISH!!!]]'''
* Then there's the ending: [[spoiler: he accidentally shoots the game with his patent pending [[InventionalWisdom Turn Into Something Worse (From the Same Franchise) gun]], turning the game into the movie. Caddy lets out a BigNo [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext that transitions into him imitating a race car]].]]

[[AC:Sonic the Fighters]]
* Despite the fact that it's more an april fools video than an actual review (clocking in at just two minutes and two seconds), it's full of absolute hilarity.
** '''COCK'''
** [[NoodleIncident "And so, by the end of the day,]] [[RhymesOnADime I had no excuse and went to see the god Zeus down by the spruce tree, where I deduced he seduced me, the stupid moose, so then I said,]] [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext "Vamoose, you goose, and I'll let you loose before I get the noose and have juice during your abuse, you dumb recluse!""]]
** What's Caddy's [[GameBreakingBug winning strategy]]?
-->'''Caddy:''' Once you pick your character, the first thing you have to make sure you do when you hit the gameplay is [[SuddenlyShouting HIT ONE BUTTON OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU WIN!]] LOOK, I'M NOT J-JGHRBRHRH LOOK, '''LOOK!!''' YOU REPEATEDLY HIT THE SAME BUTTON OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU PUKE TO WIN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BATTLE, AND IN THE END EGGMAN [[ItMakesSenseInContext JERKS OFF TWO IMAGINARY COCKS!!!]] YOU WIN!! '''''FUCK THIS GAME!!'''''

[[AC:Scooby-Doo and the Spindly Johnny]]
* Following on from the previous video:
-->''"[[PreviouslyOn Pweviouswy on]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome the Caddicawus show]]-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow..."''\\
'''Caddy''': ''Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase'' [the film]... '''I really don't like this thing.''' [[TemptingFate And I am never going to talk about it]].\\
''"And now he is. HAHAHA. What a wanker."''
* "BECAUSE THAT'S HOW COMPUTER PROGRAMMING WORK'''SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'''"
* Early on in the review, Caddy dubs the Phantom Virus as 'Spindly Johnny' and rolls with it through the rest of it. He continues to call Shaggy 'Super Shag' like in the previous video, too, and he dubs the professor with the absurd hairstyle 'Professor Lionmane'.
* "Oh boy! [[{{Mondegreen}} Scooby wax!]] ([[RunningGag Wax falls out of Scooby's ear.]])
* Early on there's a scene in which Caddy keeps breaking into laughter before he can get into it because of what's to come. He manages to compose himself long enough, and we're treated to the sight of Spindly Johnny looming over Scooby, who's lying on a table, and the former has the most perfect >:D look on its face.
* Caddy's anticipation when Shaggy looks ready to dub himself 'Super Shag' like in the video game, and disappointment when he dubs himself 'Super Shaggy' instead.
* [[LargeHam AAAAAAAAA! SPINDLY JOHNNY! RUN FOR YOUR LLLIIIVVVVVVEEESSS!]]
* At the end, Caddy decides that the movie gets the slaughter... [[spoiler:but before he pulls the trigger, he gives the film another chance: one of the bonus features on the DVD is a music video called "Scooby Doo and Shaggy Love To Eat", and Caddy figures that it might be the film's saving grace. Instead, he just lies around in various positions as the song plays, implying he hates it. Cut to a white text on a black screen saying, "The song killed me."]]
* LIPSINKIN 101!!!1 LESSUHN 4! MAKE THE LIPS MOVE WITH THE WORDS!
** LEHSSUN FAYLED GO HOME AND CRY! (monochrome video of Caddy crying in his bathtub to [[VideoGame/DarkSouls Gwyn's boss fight music]])
* Velma asks what's wrong with [[DoubleEntendre Cyber-Shag]], to which [[IncomingHam Caddy replies...]]
-->'''Caddy''': Well I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but you need to be sure that you know and trust the opposite person so much to degree where you think that you're ready to take that next big step in your online relationship!
* When the skeptical security guard inexplicably harasses the scooby gang:
-->'''Guard''': I don't like a bunch o' PUNKS... runnin' around ''myyyyyyy'' university!
-->'''Caddy''': What? How do these guys look any different from anyone else walking around ''[[BriefAccentImitation YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]]'' UNIVERSITY?
* [[CallBack "Yep, he did it! He's guilty, he made the phantom, he did it!"]]
* After the gang become trapped in the video game, the guard says to just [[StatingTheSimpleSolution throw a switch and get them out,]] to which the scientists respond that the only way to escape is to beat the game. Caddy's reaction?
-->'''Caddy''': [[YouhaveGOTToBeKiddingMe You're kidding me.]]
-->'''Guard''': [[FiveSecondForeshadowing You're kiddin' me?]]
-->'''Caddy''': [[LampshadeHanging Oh my god, even the movie agrees with me!]]
[[AC:Irritating Stick... Seriously...]]
* Caddy growing increasingly bewildered as he reads off the list of crazy things contestants had to do in the Japanese game show the game was based off of, culminating with realising that one of them apparently involved making children date each other. He then acknowledges that a lot of it may have been [[TranslationTrainWreck lost in translation]] from the wiki page he read.
* Caddy pointing out how ridiculously bombastic the menu music is by showing a still image of Superman flying across the screen.
* Everything involving the announcer.
-->'''Announcer''': Watch out! You're too close to the edge!
-->'''Caddy''': Yes, I ''know'' I'm too close to the edge, when am I ''never'' too close to the edge? That's the whole point of this game! God!
-->'''Announcer''': Here come the three [[VoiceOfTheLegion WINDMILLS!]]
* I CAN'T FUCKING FIT THIS ON THE SCREEN: The Show
** Also, Caddy impersonating [[Music/{{Nickelback}} Chad Kroeger]].
--> '''Caddy''': [[Creator/Cs188 Look at this]] [[CallBack fuckin' shit!]] ('beat') 'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars on [[MotorMouth Ucchan Nanchan's Challengers of Fire 1,000,000 Yen If You Can Do This!!]]
* The bit where Mr. and Mrs. Robot have a son... named Mr. Robot 2.
--> '''Mr. Robot''': But baby, you can't do that. ''I'm'' Mr. Robot.
--> '''Mrs. Robot''': But sequels are always better than the original!
--> ''Mr. Robot 2 cries''
--> '''Mrs. Robot''': Shut it, Mr. Robot 2!
--> '''Mr. Robot''': I'm leaving you now.

[[AC:VideoGame/WipEout 2097]]
* "HEHEHEHEHEHE, WIPEOUT!"
-->Followed by Caddy tripping over something.
* "It's summer in the UK and it's raining...PERFECT!"
* "Yes, these cardboard winged things that look like funny hats blew people away."
* [after a couple-seconds-long montage of ''2097''[='=]s soundtrack] ''Copyright is my best friend...''
* DONK.

[[AC:Resident Evil: Survivor of Boredom]]
* "It's a gun. YA SHOOT SHIT."
* This:
-->'''Caddy''': So the game opens with...\\
'''Vincent Goldman''': GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\\
'''Caddy''': '''''10/10'''''.
* Caddy lamenting that the intro for the review was going to be amazing, which involved [[NoodleImplements travelling to "the deep dark woods... in the middle of the day", hitting a tree with a tiny stick (which in one outtake, snapped off and hit Cerys), and pointing at a pond of dirty water]], only to scrap the idea because of how boring the game was.
* The requisite "first zombie" of this game. You know how the series' first instance of a zombie was unnerving, horrifying and tense? What happens here? Ark hears shuffling, turns behind...and there's a zombie just standing there almost nonchalantly.
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh my wow. What the fuck was that? He slowly walks towards him, stops, waits for him to look around and then he's like "Tee hee hee hee hee hee! Hello my friend, do you have enough change for a ''coffeeeee?''"
* The way the game tries to play up the idea that the protagonist might be Vincent the murderer only for the game to then not-so-subtly hint that he isn't. [[spoiler:Of course he isn't, his name's Ark Thompson and he's a secret agent good guy and Vincent was the guy in the intro falling screaming out of that chopper.]]
* The Umbrella Trashsweeper unit leader's [[LargeHam distinct voice]] causes Caddy no end of amusement and leads to him indulging in a bit of verbal [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Baneposting]].
-->'''UT Unit Commander:''' '''REMEMBER YOUR MISSION!!''' We're doing a ''clean sweep'' of the area! '''EVERY'''ONE and '''EVERY'''THING must be ''cleansed!'' So '''''MOVE OUT!'''''\\
'''Bane-icarus:''' ''Yes and don't forget to find the Batmaaan~''

[[AC: Rosco [=McQueen=]]]
* Caddy solving all his friends' (and his dog's) problems by spraying them with a hose.
--> "Ah, God's precious water!"
--> "''JIRANIMO!!!''"
** Briefly subverted when Olly tries reasoning that spraying water doesn't solve all of life's problems... only for Caddy to spray him anyway.
* Caddy's impersonation of [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Lightning McQueen]].
* Caddy's song in the beginning of the video with some fidgety like dancing.
--> "[[GettingHotInHere It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes]]."
* His reaction upon finding out that the game is [[UsefulNotes/MediaClassifications rated 3+]] (the European equivalent of an [[UsefulNotes/EntertainmentSoftwareRatingsBoard E rating in the US]]), despite both Rosco and a random person '''graphically exploding into pieces'''.

[[AC:Cringing at my First Video]]
* Pretty much the entire video. The hilarity starts off with Caddy giving a rating to Miracle Space Race by Midas, [[{{Uninstallment}} which he said he previously reviewed]], but before he could slaughter the game, he gets scared as it's his birthday, and Cerys comes in saying Caddy's usual signing off catchphrase.
* The second Caddy starts watching [[OldShame his review]]:
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' Mario Kart, anyone?
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh, fuck me. Hey, past me! Music/BackstreetBoys called, they're missing their sixth member, wondering if you could fill in for them?
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' Okay, you delibarately just trying to annoy me?
-->'''Caddy:''' Who am I even speaking to? Am I high?
* At one point of the review, Caddy falls from the couch because of a JumpScare involving his 2012 self's loud voice.
-->'''Caddy:''' Hey, past me, there's a thing called ''volume adjustment''. In video editing. [[CaptainObvious You move the thing up and down, and it makes things louder or quieter.]] Use it more.
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' ...colored and shaped differently. [[NoIndoorVoice OH MY GOD A BRIDGE!]]
-->'''Caddy:''' No, you're not gonna use it? Ok, fine, fuck you then.
* ''Kill it, kill it, die in a hole, strangle yourself, drown in a puddle, (beat) [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking shit your pants]].''
* Present day Caddy remarks on some [[MilkingTheGiantCow strange gesticulating]] from his younger self:
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' (hands on the back of his head while violently shaking up and down) ''What kind of racing game am I playing?!''
-->'''Caddy:''' '''JESUS, I'M HAVING A FIT!'''
* Caddy's response to the "[[GlassesPull A bad one.]]" joke is to profusely apologize, since it isn't even a joke.
-->'''Caddy''': [[TemptingFate But you know what]] ''[[TemptingFate is]]'' [[TemptingFate a joke?]] ... [[spoiler:[[HypocriticalHumor (slowly puts on sunglasses)]] ... [[GlassesPull This fucking video.]]]]
-->(cue [[spoiler:[[Series/CSIMiami the "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"]]]])

[[AC:66 Net Yaroze Games]]
* Story Time with Daddy Caddy.
* Caddy's frustration with finding a string of demos. One of them having music flatout ripped from ''Franchise/StarWars''.
* "One day, [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Lightning McQueen met Sally]] in the middle of the road and he was feeling naughty and decided to raid her boot and leave his oil in there, the end."
* In ''A Bob'', Caddy picks the team from Sweden, "because they look the cutest and also-" [[Series/TheMuppetShow (cue Swedish Chef soundclip)]]
* Caddy plays ''Clone'' [[CallBack once again]], and claims that the next time he hears the creatures scream, he will promptly shit himself. Cue scream and Caddy doing just that.
* His frustration at the fact that several games in a row happen to be demos that just consist of graphics tests. And one of them has music stolen straight from ''Star Wars.''
* His review of "Sound to Light":
-->'''Caddy''': My guess is that I have to play a CD and then it makes a light effects show, based on the CD I've picked. And if so, that'd be awesome. But I really can't do that here over copyright. So, uh... "Black Screen Simulator 1997".
* When playing a game simply titled ''Adventure Game'', we get this gem:
--> '''Caddy:''' Oh yeah I remember this one. It was on a demo along with Rugrats: Search for Reptar, I believe.
--> (beat)
--> '''Caddy:''' Tommy will kill you in your sleep.
* On "Tunnel Demo": "And by the way, square and circle moves you left and right. .SDRAWKCAB"
* Caddy plays ''One on One'', which turns out to be a very shoddily-made basketball game.
--> '''Caddy:''' (in a very strained whisper) I think I'm just about done here.
* Caddy plays ''Rocks 'n' Gems'', and dies very quickly thanks to a suddenly falling boulder.
--> '''Caddy:''' [[TemptingFate Well this doesn't seem too bad]], I mean... '''*a boulder falls on his character, blowing him up*'''
--> '''*beat*'''
--> '''Ringo Starr:''' '''"OOOOOUUUGGHHHHH!!!"''', groaned '''[[SensoryAbuse GORDON!!]]'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 7]]
[[AC:Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly]]
* The video starts with Caddy digging in his garden, only to be bugged by Cerys to cover Spyro because he promised it last video. [[ExactWords He gives her what she wanted.]]
-->'''Cerys:''' Yaaaaaaaayyyyy-shit.
* Caddy's struggle to talk positively about the game through [[GameBreakingBug several]] [[GoodBadBugs hilarious bugs]]. He ends up beating the game in less than ten minutes, the average length of a speedrun.
* [[spoiler:[[BookEnds Caddy goes back to digging in his garden]], only this time he buries the game.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' [[spoiler:'''[[CallBack THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN MY GARDEN!]]''']]

[[AC: R/C Scrub Copter]]
* The intro, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext which begins with Caddy saying his bed is calling to him "like a pigeon", and ends with him trying to fly a half-gallon of milk]].
* '''''[[TitleScream STUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNT COPTEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!]]'''''
* Caddy comparing the difficulty to other games, complete with visual representations.
--> '''Caddy''': VideoGame/DarkSouls, go away, VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}, jog on, [[VideoGame/NinjaGaiden Ninja Gaien 2004]], on your bike, [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBrosTheLostLevels The Lost Levels]], [[BreadEggsMilkSquick fly a kite through space, good luck trying to breathe you dick!]]
* The game constantly belittling Caddy's every attempt to play. This includes the instruction manual, which bluntly states "[[NintendoHard You will NEVER beat this game.]]"
--> '''Caddy''': Just spent 60 dollars in 1999 to buy the game and can't beat the tutorial? The game doesn't care. Find it too hard and can't unlock anything? The game doesn't care. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Your pet cat just died?]] '''''[[RuleOfThree THE GAME DOES NOT CARE.]]'''''
* Caddy describes the DifficultySpike going from the tutorial to the actual challenges as the game taking off its boxing glove, donning safes, and pummeling your face in. Complete with a graphic of the game doing just that to Caddy's.
* Caddy entering Free Flight mode, which is symbolized by a picture of Caddy floating out of his window to ''VideoGame/KatamariDamacy'' music.

[[AC: Not-So-Cool Boarders 3]]
* The intro shows a bruised Caddy, sporting a black eye. He claims he suffered these injuries while attempting a skateboarding trick. [[spoiler: He actually walks face-first into the corner of a door. Cerys doesn't seem to care about it, either.]]
** Caddy then asks for something cool to put on his face, since they ran out of frozen peas. Somebody (probably Cerys) [[{{Pun}} throws Cool Boarders 3 at him]].
* The ending. Caddy prepares to slaughter the game, [[spoiler: only to be stopped by several AK-47's aiming at him, presumably by fans of the game. He then tells them that he can just drag out the video as long as he wants, but it won't end unless he shoots the game. The video goes on like this for the next minute or so, only ending in mid-sentence as he still tells his attackers that he'll drag out the video as long as necessary.]]

[[AC: Crash Bandicoot]]
* Apparently Caddy's girlfriend's youngest daugher, Amy, used to call the series "Cash Banooca".
* The return of the Fun Fact guy is also him getting somewhat RunningGagged, as he explains that not only is he out of fun facts AND the desire to tell them, but he's fallen into a well.
--> "I'm STUCK, that's why there's an echo in here all the time. HELP ME, I'M DESPERATELY AND IM HUNGRY FOR DINNER, HOW ABOUT SOME FISH AND CHIPS? . . . Did you know Crash's original name was Willy Wombat, NGHAHAHAHAH-"
[[AC: Crash Bandicoot 2]]
* When doing his usual "Slaughter or Salvage" intro bit, instead of the normal guns he pulls out, he pulls out crudely-made paper versions of them made by his girlfriend's daughter, Caddy then [[LampshadeHanging Lampshades]] this, puts them away (because it won't kill anybody) and pulls the real gun out.... "to kill people".
** Shortly afterwards (and quite suddenly too), there's a gag where he's just repeatedly pulls the trigger, making a clicking sound and then goofly proclaiming ''"IT'S A PROP!"''
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext The Sony Toilet Seat]]"
* ''CASH BANOOCA 2:'' GRINGOTT'S STEAKHOUSE!
* The Crash 2 Commercials and Caddy's reaction to them.
** '''[[RunningGag HAAAAA!]]'''
** Anytime Caddy plays a clip from the Commercials.
* The gag about Ripper Roo coming back to life for some reason.
* Caddy doing what we completionists were too afraid to do: [[spoiler: AVOID EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE CRYSTALS! (Minus the Blue Gem) '''TWICE!''']]
* "'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext YOU FUCKING GRINCH BOXES!]]'''"
* The return of "Rape-Face Crash".
* In response to the fact Creator/ClancyBrown voices Cortex, he plasters Mr.Krab's head on Cortex's body. We also get this:
---> '''Cortex''' (in Mr.Krabs Voice and lip synced to match): I don't care about the children! I just care about their parents' money!
* [[spoiler: Caddy letting his daughter do the Salvage, [[BrickJoke with the Paper Salvage Gun]]]].
[[AC: Crash Bandicoot 3: WARPED!]]
* Caddy actually starts off the video by immediately salvaging the game since he's already gushed about the game at length in several other videos up to this one so he just gets it out of the way to save everyone the time.
* Caddy wondering what kind of painful constipation Creator/ClancyBrown was suffering from when he did the TitleScream.

[[AC: Rayman]]
* Caddy points out that [[YouHaveResearchedBreathing punching doesn't make a whole lot of sense as a power-up]].
---> '''Caddy:''' That's not really a "power-up" and more a "thing that every breathing person with a fist can do-up".
* Caddy rescues his first set of Electoons in the game using said "thing that every breathing person with a fist can do-up". The freed Electoons [[ArtificialStupidity promptly walk off the edge of the platform they are on]] [[TooDumbToLive into the insta-kill water]].
-->'''Caddy''': Well...um...Rayman...oh, God bless him, at least he tried!

[[AC: Disney's HERCULAY!]]
* [[RunningGag MILUK!!]]
* Caddy pointing out that the game is about Disney's rendition of the Greek hero and not [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules the Marvel Comics one]]. Complete with a jaunty close up of the famous [[MemeticMutation COOL STORY BRO]] panel.
* Showing a bit of unease at one of the Muses on the main menu, whose head never moves.

[[AC: VideoGame/{{Oddworld}}: Abe's Oddysee]]
* After stating that Abe is a janitor:
-->'''Caddy''': YEAH, YOU DID A GREAT JOB, ABE! *Zooms in on a dirty spot on the floor* GREAT JOB!
* Caddy states that he seemingly needs to run from some sligs that were chasing him in a cutscene, but he decides to avoid that by entering a secret... which involves force fields and meat grinders.
-->'''Caddy''': (slowly) ''[[OhCrap Oh no... I should've kept on running...]]'' (normal speed, zoomed in on his mouth) [[NintendoHard The game's hard.]]
* "Or the game could just glitch... *Shows a slig jittering on the edge of a platform* Mmm, Th-th-that, that looks normal..."
* The [[ItMakesSenseInContext GameSpeak rap]].
--> '''Abe''': Follow, follow, follow, follow, wait, wait, Grrr... Wait, wait, hello, hello, wait, wait... *Farts* ({{beat}}) He hah hah!
* Caddy discussing the terrible morality system of ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' in a goofy voice, as his mouth grows and he moves the copy closer to his face.

[[AC: Spice World]]
* [[OverlyLongGag Really really really wanna zigazig ah!]]
** [[{{Mondegreen}} BACON LASTS FOREVER]]
* The Spice Girls' [[OffModel in-game models]] [[UncannyValley are so creepy]] that he comes up with new names for them: Chin Spice, Steamroller Spice, Witch Spice, Rat Spice, and... Scary Spice, the only girl who doesn't need to change her name because she looks fucking terrifying.
* The Host's finger icons happen to be a point and an "A-OK". Caddy [[AccidentalInnuendo puts two and two together]], calling him a "finger-fucker" and crudely animating the hands doing just that.
* The Mixing Room's host's thick Cockney accent drives Caddy mad:
--> ''Are you even speaking English, you goatee, beanie, Rayman, finnger fucker?!'' ''''NO!''''
* '''[[{{Mondegreen}} SPY SKULL]]''' ''*cue image of a skeleton in a suit with a gun, set to Rayman 2 music*''

[[AC: VideoGame/MediEvil]]
* Caddy's reaction to a defeated Zarok's shout of "[[SophisticatedAsHell BUGGER!]]"
* Comparing Sir Dan's walking animation in the cutscenes to [[ToiletHumor "someone walking around like he just shat his bum".]]
* Caddy's imitation of the gargoyles' mouth movements.
* [[RunningGag DEMENTED!]]

[[AC: The Creepy Doll:THE NEXT BEST WORST MOVIE EVER]]
* The fact that Caddy unintentionally discovered this movie while browsing Amazon Prime, and watching it inspired this episode.
* Caddy envisions the audition process for the mom at the start of the movie. Said audition consists of Caddy looking displeased with Director!Caddy and saying "Neeow."
* This conversation between Jason and [[DoubleEntendre dick]]:
--> '''Jason''': We want all the same things. I mean, that's what matters, right?
--> '''Dick''': Oh no no no no NO, that's not love, son. D'ya you wanna know why my wife can't keep away from good ol' ''Dick?
--> '''Jason''': Of course.
--> '''Dick''': Well, ya see, the secret is that you take some of the Vaseline of the camera lens behind me and then you stick it up-
--> ''(SMPTE color bars captioned with "THIS ISN'T FOR FUCKING KIDS")''
* Caddy freaks out over how Jason and Kate start getting hot and heavy over a discussion about doorknobs and cabinets, followed by the sudden appearance of Jason's friend Samantha, [[MoodWhiplash who just stands there and stares at them making out]].
* "[[RunningGag FAWK!]]"
* After watching the movie, he mentions being interested in other Big Biting Pig movies
--> '''Caddy''': ...Which makes me wanna watch more classics from them, like... ''Frances Stein''... and..... [[SmashCut GoatSucker-]]

[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 8]]
[[AC: APE ESCAPE!]]
* When Caddy points out how much Sony were pushing the [=DualShock=] controller on the box.
** DUALSHOCK!
* The Running Gag in which each time Caddy says Ape Escape, he replaces Ape and Escape with different words that sound like them.
** At the start of the review, it's Tape Escape. By the end, it's Nate Drake's Flake's Escape.
* His rendition of the the opening theme. Just all of it.
* When Caddy notices Spike's running animation "kinda looks like he's constipated", he does it in his garden himself, complete with the aforementioned theme song music rendition.
* Caddy decides to listen to the US version's dub with highlights such as US!Spectre's laugh ("[=HahahahaahHAR!=]") and the indecisive Buzz not knowing what to say to how well a plan's going and other such nonsense...then he compares all that to the PAL-exclusive British dub, ESPECIALLY [[BadassAdorable UK!Buzz]] which causes Caddy to [[CutenessProximity lose it.]]
* Caddy loved Ape Escape so much, it didn't just get salvaged, he sent a love letter to the creators of the game, of which he puts in the post box, but gets his hand stuck in the process.

[[AC: The Spleenies: SHAME TIME]]
* PreviouslyOn the Ape Escape review: Caddy got his hand stuck in the letter box when he posted his love letter to the Ape Escape devs, and had to have his hand cut off by a postman's [[CrazyPrepared emergency hand removal saw for just an occasion.]] Then Caddy got a very lemony reply from the Ape Escape devs and a hand regrowth pill...of course said "dev" is obviously {{WebVideo/Brutalmoose}} fucking with Caddy again, even regrowing his hand [[PragmaticVillainy just to have Caddy in his debt.]]
* To Caddy's shock, Jake is voiced by Justin "Mr. Tumble[=/=]Jonathan Ablebody" Fletcher. But he is Caddy's "mohawk bro" so...
* Comparing Uncle Max to the deformed baby from ''Film/{{Eraserhead}}''.
* [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch "Bella's Fairytale ale ale ale"]]
* Caddy demonstrates one of the mini-games in Bella's Fairytale ale ale ale
-->'''Caddy''': The first trial is trying to figure out how to move a giant sleeping dragon and we need to do it carefully enough that it doesn't get angry and decide to eat us.\\
[[TooDumbToLive *cue Jake banging on a gong as loud as possible*]]
* Caddy demonstrating the collision effects in one of the mini-games.
-->'''Jake''': Get ready for Dot Man! *immediately bumps into a barn*\\
'''Caddy''': *laughing* Well, I don't think anyone was ready for Dot Man there. Can we get a montage?\\
(Cue the same clip playing again at different speeds)
* Brutalmoose threatens to nuke Caddy if he doesn't review the game...and then nukes him at the end anyway. "Yeah, I just nuked you anyway, I don't care."
* Caddy chooses to play as the Tweenie with a mohawk for two reasons: one, because [[CallBack he wore a mohawk in the past (as seen in previous episodes) thus making Jake his "mohawk bro"]], and the second reason, as he puts it...
-->'''Caddy:''' ...and I also remember his name; it's Jake.\\
''Cut to a picture of [[NamesTheSame Jake]] from [[VideoGame/ApeEscape Ape Escape]]''\\
'''Caddy, now [[SensoryAbuse very close to the mic]]:''' '''''[[LampshadeHanging WEIRDLY ENOUGH, ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS FROM THE U.S. VERSION OF APE ESCAPE]].'''''

[[AC: 10 SH*T BOSS BATTLES]]

[[AC:The Lion King: Simba's Shitey Adventure]]
* [[DreadfulMusician The intro]].
* YouKnowWhatTheySay... [[RunningGag Hakuna Matata!]] (''"What a wonderful phrase..."'')
** Hakuna Matutti-Frutti!
** Hakuna Matitties! (You can hear Caddy {{Main/Corpsing}} with this one.)
** Hakuna Creator/{{Mattel}} [[UsefulNotes/{{Intellivision}} Electronics!]] (with backing vocals by "B17 BAWMBER!")
** Hakuna Ma[[OverlyLongGag tatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatelevision!]][[InherentlyFunnyWords television]]. (''"What a wonderful phra-AAAAAAAAAAH!"'')
* After learning the pounce move from Scar:
-> '''Caddy:''' Okay, that's very kind of you, Uncle Scar, but the problem with that is that you can already jump on top of enemies without needing the delayed pounce attack anyway, so why don't you go and eat your own asshole?
->'''[[Film/DungeonsAndDragons Pro]][[Creator/JeremyIrons fion]]:''' '''''[[ChewingTheScenery AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!]]'''''
* "''Simba's stuck, Simba's stuck, Simba's stuck on a wall, the fuck?''"
* This exchange when Simba dies in the stampede level:
-->'''Mufasa:''' As king, you must learn the delicate balance of the Circle of Life.\\
'''Caddicarus:''' Mufasa himself gets disappointed with you like you're delaying his own death, and he hates his own son for how much of a failure he is for killing him late!
* Caddicarus points out the PlotHole of Mufasa talking to Simba in the level where Simba has to save Pumbaa from Nala, despite Mufasa being killed in the previous level.
-->'''Cadiccarus Mimicking Pumbaa:''' Timon, we're being contacted from beyond the grave!\\
'''Caddicarus Mimicking Timon:''' Get the fuck outta here!
* Also, this exchange during the same level:
-->'''Caddicarus:''' And in this dire situation, what does his best buddy Timon do?\\
'''Timon:''' So, Simba, What? You stopped for coffee and danish?\\
'''Caddicarus:''' Be a [[DeadpanSnarker snarky dickhole]] about the whole thing! (''The camera zooms in on Timon's crotch.'')
* This exchange in the first ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKingIISimbasPride Simba's Pride]]'' Level:
-->'''Mufasa:''' Focus, Simba!\\
'''Caddicarus:''' Oh, fuck off, Mufasa! You're not even alive!
** It is after which Caddicarus tries to slaughter it...[[spoiler: but instead of the usual "Bang!", the gun just clicks. Caddicarus looks into the gun, realizing that he ran out of bullets.]]

[[AC:Classic Nursery Rhymes on VHS (Part 1)]]
* His reaction to Humpty Dumpty's appearance, claiming that he's worse than the Kinder Surprise take on Humpty.
---> '''Caddy:''' Oh, ooooh lord he's coming. Oh, he's coming up- THERE HE IS! AHH! MY GOD!!! If you thought the Kinder Egg was scary, well, this guy's [[Film/TheRing coming to get you seven days after you finish this video!]]
** Of course, his reaction to the rhyme being sung's even better.
---> '''Caddy:''' OK, whatever, I'm over this now, let's just enjoy it for what it is.
---> '''Singer *In a deep, booming voice*:''' Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall!
---> '''Caddy:''' Oh, no, the singing isn't helping! Oh god quick, just fall off the bloody wall, expose your brain, die horribly and let's move on!
* "Goosey Goosey Gander" goes from zero to three hundred and ninety four very quick as Caddy learns its a poem about a goose that catches a man going to bed without praying and proceeded to:
--->'''Singer:''' ''Took him by the left leg and [[DisproportionateRetribution threw him down the stairs]]!''
* When Caddy gets to ''This is the Way the Ladies Ride'', there's his reaction to how hard the baby is being bounced for the "way the farmers ride" part.
---> '''Caddy:''' (accompanied by sped-up footage) AHH! NO! Stop, STOP! CALM DOWN, ''YOU'LL DESTROY THE INFANT!''
* Simple Simon met a pieman\\
Going to the fair.\\
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,\\
"[[MoodWhiplash How did you appear from fucking thin air, you evil wizard?]]"
* His reaction to an elderly cast member, whom he finds adorably charming.
-->'''Caddy:''' Look at that face; what a steal! I wanna steal him.
* His deconstruction of "The Grand Old Duke of York".
-->'''Caddy:''' Actually, now that we're on this subject, have you ever realized how fucking dumb this nursery rhyme is in the first place? Like I mean, "When they were up, they were up/And when they were down, they were down/And when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down." I mean, first of all, [[RhymingWithItself "down" rhymes with "down"]] so that's not very good, and secondly...fucking ''[[CaptainObvious durrh]]'', right? I mean, what else are you supposed to say? It's not like you can go, "And when they were up, they were down/And when they were down, they were left/And when they were only halfway up, [[GainaxEnding they got into a spaceship and fucked off,]]" it's like, you can't say that.
* "Little boy blue, come blow your horn. The sheep's in the meadow, [[MoodWhiplash why can't we watch porn?]]"
* The hilarious [[FreezeFrameBonus "credits" sequence]] for "i hate life", with an extensive Special Thanks section:
-->scarfulhu: best jaw\\
[[WebVideo/{{Brutalmoose}} brutalmoose]]: worst face\\
[[WebVideo/SpaceHamster spacehamster]]: not a real hamster 2/10\\
[[WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer pbg]]: not made from peanut butter 3/10\\
[[WebVideo/JordanUnderneath jordan underneath]]: best sad\\
jimmy: too cute 20/17\\
balrog: worst memes of 2016\\
[[Creator/{{Yungtown}} yungtown]]: more like dungtown lolol\\
gillythekid: best colouring book on neck\\
[[WebVideo/IHateEverything i hate everything]]: actually a nice guy wtf\\
indeimaus: worst channel spelling of ever\\
[[WebVideo/ProJared projared]]: [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment sexiest sex of the sex]]\\
[[WebVideo/PushingUpRoses pushinguproses]]: doesn't push them\\
[[LetsPlay/RabbidLuigi rabbidluigi]]: bit me and i have rabies now\\
[[WebVideo/SomeCallMeJohnny somecallmejohnny]]: i call him that\\
[[WebVideo/TheCompletionist completionist]]: completed my heart\\
zurachi: music\\
tennings: oneings twoings threeings\\
[[WebVideo/GameTheory didyouknowgaming]]: no i didn't\\
snappingturtle: more like turtle soup\\
satchbag: sung me to sleep twice\\
[[WebVideo/JonTron jontron]]: the bon-bon's gone\\
[[WebVideo/{{Continue}} continue]]: i will in a bit (HAHAHA)\\
sunder: [[RhymesOnADime comes from a land down under]]\\
antdude: not an ant 6/5\\
captaincryptic: sail me away from this sorrow\\
halefail: RIP\\
[[WebVideo/{{Arlo}} arlo]]: NEVER BLINKS AAAH\\
haedox: most dislikes of 2016\\
professorjuice: fuck off\\
superollyross: fuck on\\
whaddupnico: i'm okay thanks\\
rerez: [[OverlyLongGag i'm seriously running out of ideas]]\\
footofaferret: gross\\
dave klein: kleniest dave of all time\\
austineruption: BOOM\\
ratedsgames: rated s for SUCKS\\
lockstin: or [[WebVideo/{{Gnoggin}} gnoggin]] i have no fucking clue\\
creepsmcpasta: pasta is scary okay\\
[[WebVideo/TatsTopsVideos tatstopvideos]]: still waiting for tits tats\\
jradgex: [[BrickJoke no THIS is the worst spelling ever]]
* His horrified reaction to The Crooked Man, which leads to him being so terrified he hides behind his couch. Especially when the Crooked Man starts laughing and shaking his limbs.
---> '''Caddy:''' SWEET BONKING '''WANK BISCUITS'''!
* He's clearly not a fan of "Here We Go 'Round The Mulberry Bush" citing its repetitive nature and lack of rhymes.
-->'''Caddy:''' Where's the rhyme? ''Where's the rhyme?'' [[HashtagForLaughs #Where'sTheRhyme?]]

[[AC:Classic Nursery Rhymes on VHS (Part 2)]]
* Caddy's brief little summary of part 1.
---> All together now!\\
[[ItMakesSenseInContext We bombed a farm\\
We killed an egg\\
We caught the plague\\
He lost his arms\\
We punched a face\\
And Pingu died\\
A goose then threw us down the stairs\\
A spider danced\\
We all got shot\\
A king got drunk\\
Exposed a pimp\\
We ran away\\
We drowned a cat\\
And then the egg killed us.]]
* Caddy's version of ''"A Was an Apple Pie"''. Just... the whole thing. It's one and a half minutes of Caddy inflicting crazed antics on a pork pie (not an apple pie, because they suck), including but not limited to inspecting it with a magnifying glass, mourning for it, [[BigWhy nodding at it]], squishing it open, scattering it all over his lawn and offering a crumb from the lawn to someone who apparently wanted it.
** There's also this exchange.
--->'''Singer:''' Q: Quartered it...\\
'''Caddy:''' I can't because I just opened it.\\
'''Singer:''' R: Ran for it.\\
* Caddy does just that*\\
'''Singer:''' S: Stole it...\\
* Caddy sweeps the remnants of the pie to the side of the counter*\\
'''Singer:''' T: Took it...\\
* the exact same clip of Caddy sweeping the pie aside repeats*\\
'''Caddy (in-tune):''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment That's the same thing]].
** Not to mention the finale...
---> '''Singer:''' X, Y, Z and ampersand...
---> '''Caddy:''' This / isn't / a letter / you TWATS.
* Caddy goes over Oranges and Lemons and how it [[SurpriseCreepy suddenly takes a turn for the darker at its ending.]]
--->'''Singers:''' Here comes a candle to light you to bed / and here comes the chopper to chop off your head. CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!\\
'''Creepy Voice:''' The last man's dead... [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]!\\
* cut to Caddy's shocked face, where he then goes into a field*\\
'''Caddy (a fair distance away from the camera):''' ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''
* When it gets to "Bingo Was His Name-o" he points out the SpecialEffectsFailure of the doghouse jittering around as the letters "B-I-N-G-O" appear on it. "B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O and Bingo's house was green-screened!"
--->'''Caddy:''' Ugh, God, look at these cuts! Ugly! Ugly!\\
'''[[VideoGame/BioShock1 Dr. J.S. Steinman:]]''' [[LargeHam UGLY]]! [[ShoutingShooter UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]]!!
* When it gets to "Polly, Put the Kettle On", he doesn't talk about the rhyme as much as he gives us this exchange between one of the puppets and a stylist.
--->'''Female puppet:''' Hello, Stylist?\\
'''Stylist:''' Yes, Madame?\\
'''Female puppet:''' Remember when I asked you to curl my eyelashes and tint them a little bit?\\
'''Stylist:''' Yes, is there something wrong?\\
'''Female puppet:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU GLUED EAGLE WINGS ONTO MY EYES]] [[YouBastard YOU BASTARD!]]

[[AC:Pippa Peg]]
* The opening...
-->[''through snores''] I am sleeping ... I am sleeping ... I am sleep- [[SuddenlyShouting IAMNOTSLEEPINGANYMORE.]]
-->[''runs through the house to the Peppa Pig theme'']
-->[''singing''] Peeeeeeppa's Ribs! [''a set of pork ribs fall onto a chopping board''] [snorting noise]
-->[''smash cut to intro theme'']
* Caddy compares the shape of Peppa's always-in-profile head to a hairdryer, a dildo and a whistle. The humour also comes from the subversion of BreadEggsMilkSquick where the "Squick" article is listed before one of the ordinary ones.
* He gets Phoebe in for a skit too.
-->'''Caddy in an odd voice:''' ''HEY PHOEBE DO YOU WANT SOME GENUINE PEPPA PIG '''FLESH?''' (tosses down a Peppa Pig jelly onto the table. Phoebe begins eating a tiny bit of it.)\\
'''Caddy:''' ''DOES IT TASTE NICE? YOU LIKE EATING PEPPA'S INSIDES?''\\
'''Phoebe:''' Not really.\\
'''Caddy in normal voice:''' Oh.
* This gem, in reference to the car the family uses in the camping episode, which can turn into a boat [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext for no adequately explored reason]]:
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh, and by the way, this is the car of the future.\\
''(camera zooms in on the car-boat's flag, which has a Jolly Roger on it)''\\
'''Caddy:''' Go and pillage.
* Caddy attempts to mess with the intro sequence.
-->'''Caddy:''' Let's hear what they'd sound like with farts and human screams of torment.\\
'''Peppa:''' I'm Peppa Pig! '''(fart)''' This is my little brother George '''(farts)''', this is Mummy Pig.\\
'''Mummy:''' AAAAAAGH!\\
'''Peppa:''' And this is Daddy Pig.\\
'''Daddy:''' ''AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!''\\
'''Caddy:''' No? Okay, how about real pig noises, then?\\
'''Peppa:''' I'm Peppa Pig! '''(pig squeal)''' This is my little brother George '''(pig snorts)''', this is Mummy Pig '''(pig squeal)''', and this is Daddy Pig '''(loud pig screeching)'''.\\
'''Caddy:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Oh God no]].
* "I also don't know if you noticed this before, but since Peppa's parents are actually called Mummy and Daddy Pig, those are their names as characters. That means when they were conceiving George and Peppa, [[{{Squick}} they were fucking each other and saying "Oh Mummy, Oh Mummy!" and "Oh Daddy, Oh Daddy!"]] and [[NoJustNoReaction that is just the WORST FUCKING THING!]]
* The small splosh. Specifically, Daddy Pig is about to dive into a swimming pool with Peppa warning him not to splash everyone. He hits the water...and there's only a tiny splosh. It got Caddy to laugh, and he loathes the show.
* ...And the ending, in which Caddy, wrapped up in multiple blankets with Peppa Pig designs, declares himself the 'Bacon Wizard', and cooks up a dish of several pieces of Peppa Pig merchandise, along with several pieces of the ribs from the intro, in a skillet, [[LethalChef then proceeds to make a 'sausage' by shoving the result into a condom.]] This sequence lasts for a full four minutes.
-->Thank you for joining me today, that is how you make proper organic free range Peppa Pig sausages, [runs a finger up the side of the 'sausage'] ribbed for their pleasure. [corpses a fraction of a second before a smash cut to black]
** In the review for the Peppa Pig game, it's revealed that the [[ARareSentence Peppa Pig Condom Sausage]] ended up ''killing the bacon wizard''.

[[AC:The Simpsons Wrestling]]
* As Caddy prepares to do his next video after the previous one, he discovers that a narrator is narrating everything he does (no matter how obvious it is) and whimsical music is playing in the background. Caddy realizes that he has contracted the dreaded ''[[WesternAnimation/PeppaPig Peppa]]''[[{{Pun}} titis]].
* *deep breath* "[[MotorMouth THIS GAME WAS MADE IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND ONE THE YEAR OF]] [[VideoGame/MaxPayne MAX PAYNE]] [[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved HALO]] [[VideoGame/PaperMario PAPER MARIO]] [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry1 DEVIL MAY CRY]] [[VideoGame/{{Klonoa}} KLONOA TWO]] [[VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY]] [[VideoGame/CliveBarkersUndying CLIVE BARKER'S UNDYING]] [[VideoGame/{{Ico}} ICO]] [[VideoGame/SilentHill2 SILENT HILL TWO]] [[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater PRO SKATER THREE]] [[VideoGame/{{Oddworld}} MUNCH'S ODDYSEE]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty METAL GEAR SOLID TWO]] [[VideoGame/LuigisMansion LUIGI'S MANSION]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE]] [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} PIKMIN]] [[VideoGame/JakAndDaxterThePrecursorLegacy JAK AND DAXTER]] AND [[VideoGame/LegoRacers LEGO RACERS TWO...]] oh..."
* Caddy considers ''Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys'' to have a better story than ''The Simpsons Wrestling''. ([[TakeThat As well as]] ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain'')
* '''''[[RunningGag GAMEPLAY]]'''''
** The second time this joke happens, [[spoiler: [[CallBack the inflatable Portal turret]] suddenly appears, prompting Caddy to smack it away while it screams]].
* Caddy describes the game as [[PurpleProse "one of the worst fucking worst individual addon interactive pieces of media for an electronic entertainment machine"]].
* The return of [[spoiler: Story Time with Daddy Caddy]].

[[AC:Toy Story Racer]]
* Caddy literally driving off of his sofa in the beginning of the video.
* Much like he did with ''The Simpsons Wrestling'', he puts the ''Toy Story'' disk in a PC to look at its files and discovers files named "[[UnfortunateNames POTHEAD]]". He mistakes them for describing Andy at first, until he realizes that these are files for Mr. Potato Head, to his amusement.

[[AC: Sabrina the Teenage B*TCH: A B*TCH In Time]]
* "There he is, folks."
* Caddy mocking Salem's advice like "Don't play with baby mammoths-ss" and "Get more gems-ss".
-->'''Caddy:''' But don't worry, Salem, that was already in my plans-ss.

[[AC: Assassin's Creed II]]
* Caddy describes Ezio's sprinting animation as "like a three year-old that stole a cookie jar and then shat his pants".
* The various corruptions of Ezio's name that Caddy comes up with. It starts out with him getting the name right, before calling him "Ezio Audi-Quattro da Spaghetti", before moving on to "Ezio Au-Dettol da Ferrero Rocher". He even refers to Uncle Mario as "Uncle Mario Audijumpman da Mushroom Kingdom".

[[AC:10 TRAUMATIC KIDS TV MOMENTS]]
* Caddy spending a decent amount of the video being fully aware of how embarrassing this video will be.
-->'''Caddy''' (after talking about a scene from Series/{{Teletubbies}}) At this point, I would happily change the channel. If I was lucky, Funnybones would be on! (beat) I told you this video would be embarrassing, didn't I?
* After watching the periscope intercom slowly rise from the ground:
-->'''Caddy''' (''beat'') [[IWantMyMommy Muuuuuuuum?!]]
* Caddy's interpretation of the Funnybones intro.
-->'''Caddy''' (in a gruff, deep voice) So kids, if you wait until the dead of the night and go into a dark empty house and down the stairs into the dank dirty basement full of spiders, you'll find a family of dead rotting corpses waiting for you!
* "Funnybones? More like... Shityourpantsbones."
* "Hey, look, it's the Muppets!" (clip of sped up Miss Piggy having a fit with the sound of a man screaming overlayed)
* Caddy's casual Michael Caine impression.
-->'''Caddy''': My name is Creator/MichaelCaine, and I'm in [[Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol a kid's film]] with [[DoorOfDoom a screaming door]], [[IllGirl a dying baby frog]], [[TheGrimReaper and Death himself]] [[ToHellAndBack taking me into Hell.]]
-->''[Beat, then shot of Scrooge in tears]''
-->'''Caddy:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Wut 'av oi dun?]]
* When concerning the "Edible Paperclips" segment from "[[Series/TheMuppetShow Muppet Labs]]":
-->'''Caddy''': (Beaker's nose pops off) '''''CHRIST ON A BIKE!'''''
* When discussing the episode "[[WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries Make a Wish]]", we are greeted with the representative entry on the list: "Speter Sparker Spider"[[note]]a spider with Peter Parker's head on it[[/note]]. Cue Caddy's "WTF?" face and record scratching.
** Caddy's proof that Peter Parker's normal head on a spider's body is fucked up? VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} did something similar.
** At the end of the segment, Six Armed Peter is presented with "DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" music and the flashing caption "[[FromBadToWorse ACTUALLY THIS MIGHT BE WORSE]]".
* When starting to talk about Series/CaptainScarletAndTheMysterons, the words "kickass secret agent puppet show" prompts a (monochrome) shot of Captain Scarlet looking drunk and falling off of the roof structure of a rather badly designed carpark building with Caddy pleading "''[[SugarWiki/BetterThanItSounds For the love of God, please stay with me.]]''"
** Caddy mentions that he was able to see the show when it first aired as a kid because "[he's] actually [[OlderThanTheyLook an extremely sexy undercover 70-year old]]".
--->'''Caddy''': (as he checks himself out in the mirror) Do not ask me about my formulated skin cream, because I'm not telling you shit.
** After describing in detail the photorealistic end credits of Captain Scarlet in various forms of surprisingly inescapeable peril and how ''he'' imagined being in those situations, Caddy abruptly declares "I NEED COUNSELING".
** A bit of HarsherInHindsight BlackComedy? Caddy mentions that he ''knew'' Captain Scarlet would be alright since he was indestructible. If you know anything about the show, [[spoiler:you'd know that [[FridgeHorror he can still feel pain]]]].
* After Caddy takes some medication[[note]]specifically, throwing a bottles worth of pills into his open mouth[[/note]] over seeing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVb-xRl01ZA this particular X-cite mint commercial]][[note]]where [[spoiler:[[BodyHorror a snarling dog suddenly climbs out of a person's mouth]]]][[/note]], he mentions to WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}} about feeling "sticky", and suggesting that ''he'' take some as well. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Cue the walrus from "Pingu's Dream".]]

[[AC:Rugrats: Search for Reptar]]
* Caddy continues his trend of referring to Angelica as "Fanny".
* Caddy is torn on the game. While he finds it fun and a great representation of the show, the controls and camera are, as he describes it, "fucking wank". While he does enjoy the game, he's not sure if he should salvage it. What's the one thing that made him make up his mind? [[spoiler:Reptar dancing with a top hat and cane in the final level. Salvaged!]]
* Caddy briefly talks about how young kids and games usually ends in "total cocking disaster", showing a bunch of games targeted at said demographic. In there, however, one can see a game with a [[GagBoobs huge-breasted woman in a bikini]] on the box, complete with it advertising "[[JigglePhysics bouncin' boobs technology]]". [[labelnote:explanation]]Viewers of WebVideo/{{Brutalmoose}} might recognise it as ''Lula 3D'', a game that is decidedly '''not''' for kids.[[/labelnote]]
* While racing against Angelica (Fanny), Caddy has Tommy jump off at the top of the stairs, proclaiming that "Tommy would rather die than let Fanny win".
-->'''Caddy (as Tommy)''': COOKIES!!!!!
* Caddy walking like Stu does in one of the cutscene animations.

[[AC: WHAT THE F*** IS THIS GAME?!]]
* The titular line, which is shouted with increasing distortion as the review goes on.
* Caddy is so genuinely bored and low on material to talk about that he finds the box art, registration card, and his personal ''credit score'' more interesting to talk about.
-->'''Caddicarus:''' (standing with his head out of the camera's view) Can you see how insufferably ''boring'' this game is?! It's making personal banking interesting! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSONAL! BANKING!]]'''
* "Why am I stuck on the wall? Why am I stuck on the wall? Why am I stuck on the wall? Why am I stuckfnfgbfmgbfgf...."
* "Piss panting buggery tits! I swear this game was made by the fucking [[Series/DoctorWho Slitheen]]."
* 'I can't work today, my shoes are too tight!'
* The completely random rendition of "One Potato, Two Potato" following a rage moment. It must be seen to be believed.
* The intro with [[BigBad Legion]] and Jack The Ripper starts out alright but then...
** Legion mentions souls of great power that might benefit Jack. Certain...[[VideoGame/DarkSouls dark souls]] as he puts it. Cue C&D letter to Creator/FromSoftware.
-->'''By the order of Creator/VinDiesel [[Franchise/TheMatrix Morpheus]] and the ever present cult of the Skull Violaters, I hereby declare that YOU FUCKING COPIED OUR INCREDIBLE GAME KNOWN AS [[VideoGame/ShadowMan SHADOW MAN]] (OR IT COULD EVEN BE SHADOWMAN BUT NOT EVEN OUR OWN CHARACTERS KNOW). Take your game and stick it in your Deadside.'''\\
'''For we are many.'''\\
'''Amen to that.'''
** Legion needs Jack and other historical mass murderers to construct a Dark Engine, powered by souls of equal [[Creator/HughGrant hue]].
** Jack decides that if he's to join Legion in his evil mission, then in his own words, "I must die!" This rather abrupt and hilarious suicide is what gets to poor Caddy.
-->'''Legion:''' It is prophecy, for we are many.\\
'''Jack the Ripper:''' For we are many! (stabs himself and dies, choking)\\
'''Caddy:''' AHAHA, well he didn't take any convincing at all. Hey, Jack!\\
'''Jack:''' What is it?\\
'''Caddy:''' I ran out of milk last night and I'm really feeling like a bowl of Coco Pops, do you mind just popping over to the shops and getting me some, please?\\
'''Jack:''' I must die!\\
'''Caddy:'''...well no don't do that.\\
'''Jack:''' (does that)\\
'''Caddy:''' (rings the police) Hello, police? [...] Yeah, he's fucking done it again!\\
'''Jack:''' (chokes and sputters)
** And finally, Legion's reaction to said comical suicide scene...or rather, the quirky sitcom music Caddy adds right after:
-->'''Legion:''' [[PostMortemOneLiner Amen to that.]]

[[AC:Spider Man]]

* Caddy's [[StylisticSuck rendition]] of [[Music/PinkFloyd "Wish You Were Here"]] at the beginning.
* The game has narration by the unforgettable Smilin' Stan Lee. Even Caddy's heart was melted. "I want Creator/StanLee to be my grampy!"
* Peter's odd squeak at one polint:
-->'''Spider-Man:''' (indecipherable squeak) That does it!\\
'''Caddy:''' I'm sorry what?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' (indecipherable squeak) That does it!\\
'''Caddy:''' ''Gotta save Mary Jane and shit''

[[AC: 10 SH*T BEGINNINGS IN GAMES]]
* Caddy puts both "Jigsaw" and "Alfred and the Fettuc" from VideoGame/Action52 on the list... because they both crash the second you try to start them up.
-->'''Caddy''': ...if that's not a bad beginning, I don't know what is- '''''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU HAD TO PAY $200 DOLLARS FOR THIS-]]'''''
* In terms of sheer audacity, the ''entire pre-Music/{{Help}} portion'' of "Music/TheBeatles: VideoGame/RockBand" is on this list, ''purely because'' Caddy hates that era of the Beatles.
* Caddy preludes the last entry on the list by mentioning it is going to piss people off... before cutting to him crouching behind his couch declaring "[[TemptingFate BUT YOU KNOW, FUCK IT, WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?!]]" with a smile on his face.
-->(cue Caddy's subscription count creeping to frame)
-->'''Caddy''': ([[StepfordSmiler still smiling]]; proceeds to duck behind the couch out of shot) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm so sorry-]]
** The irony here is that said entry was Twilight Town in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''... [[ShaggyDogStory which is seen by even the games' fans as being shit.]]
--->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhSq2pGuzpI&lc=UggMRm1hpW5tXXgCoAEC Junogray1]]''': I was under the impression that most people did not like [=KH2=]'s opening

[[AC:Crash Bandicoot: THE WRATH OF CORTEX]]
* Caddy pointing out how Aku-Aku doesn't sound as horrified when he sees that Uka-Uka has freed the Elementals as much as he sounds like a concerned mother.
-->'''Aku-Aku:''' Uka-Uka-
-->'''Caddicarus:''' -Did you forget to tidy your room?
* "m-m-m-m-m-MEH."
* "Now enough pickles and pimples, and let's kick off." *cue Caddy kicking a fence*
* "Stage 3 then has you rolling around in a big ball-'''JESUS AM I PLAYING CRASH BANDICOOT OR FUCKING ACTION 52?!!"'''
* Caddy playing the [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim theme]] as the dragon chases Crash in Wizards & Lizards.
* The RunningGag of Caddy asking [[Creator/RLeeErmey Wa-Wa]] about what he thinks of the game up to that point, with the latter responding with ''Film/FullMetalJacket'' quotes.
-->'''Caddicarus:''' Well, I don't know, what do you think, Wa-Wa?
-->'''Wa-Wa *as Gunny Hartman*:''' '''I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!'''
* Caddy is briefly bowled over by how quick the load times are in this game considering it was infamous among other gamers for basically being the proto-Sonic 06 of LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading, which even Caddy remembers from his youth. [[labelnote:explanation]]He likely has a later release of the game which fixes this issue.[[/labelnote]]
* Apart from pointing out how Crunch is voiced by [[Creator/KevinMichaelRichardson the guy who voices]] [[Franchise/LiloAndStitch Gantu]], he has this to say when Crunch threatens to wrap his fingers around Crash's "puny orange neck."
-->'''Caddy:''' Umm..."puny orange neck?" Dude, have you even seen Crash? He's fuckin' ''hench''. He's so hench that he hasn't even got a neck, he's just one big face with arms.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 9]]
[[AC: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy (ft. WebVideo/SomecallmeJohnny)]]
* The opening has Caddy sleeping, then the "#[=CustomCrash=] Crash" exclaims that he's back. Cue Caddy saying '''"CRASH IS BACK."''' over and over again, with a few gibberish here and there and some slipped in mutterings about ''Crash Bash'' and ''Crash Boom Bang'', until he reaches a hotel in America and is given the hand by an irritated WebVideo/SomecallmeJohnny.
-->'''WebVideo/SomecallmeJohnny''': Shut the everlasting fuck up.
* "Fuck this rubber nipple"
* Caddy's editing makes it clear that Johnny's way of doing things don't need all that much to feel like a Caddicarus video, particularly by exaggerating Johnny's brief lapses of frustration or anger with his usual editing skills. It shines through particularly with Johnny's rant about Cold Hard Crash.
--> '''Caddicarus:''' Okay, yeah, but now they have the box tally so that hidden box in the bonus stage isn't a problem anymore...!
--> '''Johnny:''' '''''I DON'T FUCKING CARE'''''
* Caddy requesting Johnny to turn on Censored Mode, only to temporarily break it with a ClusterBleepBomb rant about the new jetski mechanics on Hot Coco.
* Coco on the monkey bars with three Aku-Aku's, with Rugrats: Search for Reptar music to boot.
* With how the remakes change physics around making segments like the Hot Coco level a pain in the fundament to beat, Caddy notes that the remake's title of "N. Sane" is very apt as it drove him..."[[BaitAndSwitch LOOPY]]"
* Johnny and Caddy reminisce about all the fun times Crash has given them, even dropping some of the old Caddy nicknames for the marsupial:
--> '''Caddy:''' Brash Candicoot.\\
'''Johnny:''' Cash Banooca...\\
'''Caddy:'''.....Brash Dandy[[CountryMatters cun-]]\\
'''Johnny:''' Why do you have to ruin everything?
* Every time Caddy begs Johnny for a Crash Dance-off. Johnny eventually caves in after Caddy tries to suffocate him with a pillow case.

[[AC: [=LocoRoco=]]]
* A FreezeFrameBonus reveals that Caddy is somehow playing using a ''[[UsefulNotes/Nintendo64 Nintendo 64 controller]]'' of all things.
* His [[{{Mondegreen}} interpretation]] of the game's lyrics are just as hilarious as his interpretation of Vib Ribbon's lyrics
--> "We can't afford this bedroom".
--> "Just making a condom, dude"
* "Yup, porn! Pornos! '''PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT.'''"

[[AC: Crash Bandicoot.....on GAMEBOY ADVANCE?!]]
* Seeing the XS in the [[MarketBasedTitle European title for]] VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheHugeAdventure and claiming it's a rhyhm game called Crash Bandicoot Xylophone/Saxophone. Cue Crash battering said xylophone and parping on said saxophone.
* Caddicarus claims that he can make better dialogue for the intro of the game as he voice-acting it himself. HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Uka-Uka''': Cortex, you have failed me for the final time. If you can't help me conquer the planet, then I'll inflict a thousand-year of suffering upon you!
-->'''Cortex''': But great Uka-Uka, it wasn't me. It was that infernal... ''Bandicoot''.
-->'''Uka-Uka''': Don't offer excuses you pathetic creature!
-->'''Cortex''': But, the... ''Bandicoot''.
-->'''Uka-Uka''': Give me the gems or the crystals, but this time no excuses!
-->'''Cortex''': ............'''[[RuleOfThree Bandicoot]]'''.
-->'''Caddy''': [[SelfDeprecation Okay, maybe not]].
** [[https://youtu.be/G88GX_sgYeY Now in animated form]].
* Having yet another run in with a horrifyinglooking polar bear causes Caddy to freak the everloving fuck out.
--> Allowing for- AAAAH WHAT IS IT WITH CRASH AND NIGHTMARE BEARS?! This (bear from ''Crash 2'',) this (bear from ''XS'''s chase level,) ''this'' (Crash 2 bear now in HD from the ''N-Sane Trilogy'') and now THIS?! SHOOT IT!! BURN IT!! [[DecapitationPresentation HANG ITS HEAD ON A WALL!]] [...] [[CrossesTheLineTwice PETA WILL BE INVITED TO THE BARBECUE!]]

[[AC: Toy Story F*CKING 2]]
* The intro sees Caddy recreate the "You are a ''child's plaything''!" bit from the first movie in response to a Youtube commentator with Captain America as his icon (one Thomas Wiczulis) asking him to "please make a video on Toy Story 2 for the [=PS1=]".
** On that note, would you care to know [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPoTWo2RK5o&lc=UgjB2ql311FoFngCoAEC what the highest rated comment on the video]] is?
--->'''Thomas Wiczulis''': [[BrickJoke Thank you for making a video on Toy Story 2 for the [=PS1=].]]
** There's also Rosie, using a Buzz Lightyear toy to re-enact Buzz's comeback.
--->'''Rosie''': You are one sad strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. *makes the toy flip the bird*
* Caddy points out how everyone requesting this game keep getting the name wrong. It's not "Toy Story 2". [[CallBack It's]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "Toy Story Fucking 2".]]
* "The thing about [=TS2=] on [=PS1=] is that it's RGF. ...Really good fucking."
* Buzz crashing into the ceiling when trying to take off.
--> '''Buzz''': To infinity, and bey- *BANG*
* "[[NeverLiveItDown And to be honest, this is closer to]] VideoGame/DarkSouls [[NeverLiveItDown than]] ''[[NeverLiveItDown anything]]'' [[NeverLiveItDown the]] [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy N. Sane trilogy]] [[NeverLiveItDown fucking is.]]"
* The video briefly becomes derailed when Caddy becomes confused how Al's bathroom (which was filled up with water prior) suddenly stopped being flooded when he entered a vent. He accuses Hamm.
-->'''Caddy''': (after stomping on a switch to flood the bathroom) '''''[[SensoryAbuse DROWN HIM!]]'''''
* Caddy goes off on Hamm after hearing "Need some coins here, Buzz!" one too many times.
--> '''Caddy''': FUCKING HELL HAMM! IF YOU NEED MONEY THAT BADLY, WHY DON'T YOU COME GET ME YOURSELF, YOU FAT, GREEDY, PIGGY-SLOT FUCKER?!
* Caddy finds the fact that the Andy's House level has the name that it does rather funny.
--> '''Caddy''': It's his house? Is he paying the mortgage? Dosen't sound like a wise idea to me if you run around like this all the time.\\
* cut to Andy, running around on his toy horse*

[[AC: Pappy Rappy 2]]
* "In face you ''could'' even say that (Parappa the Rapper 1) is...the...'''[[SensoryAbuse DARK]]''' '''[[VideoGame/DarkSouls SOULS]]''' '''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy OF]]''' '''[[NeverLiveItDown MUSIC]]''' '''[[MemeticMutation GAMES!!!]]'''
* "We find out all the burgers have turned into noodles, because [[SureLetsGoWithThat of course they have...]]"
* Caddy's take on "Beard Burgers" is both this and [[{{Squick}} gross as all hell]]. It features Cerys taking a bite out of a bun that is sandwiching Caddy's beard while [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p21ZN1MTIIw skeevy music]] plays.
* Parappa and Colonel Noodle lip-syncing to "[[Music/SystemOfADown Chop Suey]]"

[[AC: Pinocchio by PHOENIX GAMES!!]]
* Greetings and salutations my beautiful pe-PHOENIXGAMESAREBACKANDIWANNADIE!!!
* "This is a [=PS2=] game. Officially licensed by Sony. People looked at this and said...yes, this is fine!"
* "Okay, girls and boeeyyyyyyyyys!"
* "No, don't go, Ceryyyyyyyyyyyysssss..."
* Caddy noting the bizarre inflections of the narrator lengthening several words.
--> '''Caddy:''' "What is it with this gu''uuuy'' and making every other w''oooooooord'' extra-''loooooooo''-" *corpses*
* The Blue Fairy's terrible voice acting, caused by being played by a man trying to do a legitimate elegant female voice.
* The unfortunate framing of the puppet-master's introduction, because he is drawn with either a bulging crotch or a sagging diaper, and this is what the camera first shows us.
* Caddy's frustration at the game's ending, which condenses the entire Pleasure Island, Monstro, escape from Monstro and becoming-a-real-boy subplots into ''a one minute song.'' He notes that this is too short for him to pick apart and analyze as he had been doing previously.
* '''THERE'S ONLY TWO!!'''

[[AC:Disney's TARZUN]]
* "Once upon a time, Walt Disney Animation Studios released ''Snow White'' and changed the world of cinema forever, and then they got better. THEN they made a few that nobody ever bloody talks about, and then they went back to the classics... briefly, before they lost all of their money on a box office flop[[note]]''Sleeping Beauty''[[/note]] and then started going a bit eeeeeeehhh, and then great! And then eeeeeeehhh, and then the best[[note]]''The Great Mouse Detective''[[/note]]! And then some other ones happened [[note]]which include ''The Little Mermaid'', whichis one of Disney's best movies and what most people claim to be the ''beginning'' of the Disney Renaissance![[/note]], and then behold the Disney Renaissance. Yes, it was so big and important that it was as important as our own planet Earth Renaissance! And this included timeless classics, such as [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Al-uh-Din]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Her-cules]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} Mullen]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Tarzan}} Tarzun]]. ... Then they made a Tarzun game on the Play-stat-ee-uhn and that's the history of Disney Ani-mat-ee-uhn."
* Caddy's amusement at the knife-wielding enemy whose animation programming makes him scratch his head in confusion every time Tarzan slashes him.
--> '''Caddy''': I really love this guy though, because while I'm busy killing him he just doesn't understand what's going on or what to do.
--> '''Caddy (as henchman)''': Durr, I forgotten if I have a kniff...

[[AC:Bugs Bunny: Lost in Tiiiiime]]
* "B... h... e... i... vagina Interactive"
* Caddy saying the game's name to the tune of the menu theme.
* Caddy starts saying how he loves Bugs' snarky laughter before its repetition gets him mad.
--> "Alright, Bunny. Christ. Don't milk it, it's not that funny. ''(laughs)'' [[HypocriticalHumor Miluk]]. Anyway, one of the best things- ''(Bugs laughs again)'' [[{{Angrish}} OH JESUS YOU PICKED UP A CLOCK, IT ISN'T FUNNY]]."

[[AC:RIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEER]]
* The CallBack to the cars in [=WipEout=] making a comical "donk" sound when hitting a wall, especially compared to Ridge Racer's cars making a more effective "BCCH" sound.

[[AC:DOOM]]
* Caddy tries to show off his love of FirstPersonShooter games. Except he has a hard time naming any past ''VideoGame/BioShock'' and ''VideoGame/FarCry'' (and ''{{VideoGame/Fallout}}'' but it doesn't count because the series started as an isometric view RPG). Apparently ''VideoGame/JumpingFlash'' is one of the most iconic FPS ever made.
* Caddy has a nice time listing many famous video game tracks culminating in him using the Playstation's startup ambience as background music to him pouring himself a glass of Pepsi Max using a Playstation logo-emblazoned glass and then firing up "At Doom's Gate", Doom's most iconic music track... only to find out early on that Aubrey Hodges's more horror-based ambient music takes its place instead. The result? Caddy turning time backward, playing the Playstation startup jingle backward, sucking the Pepsi Max out of the glass back into the bottle, flipping the Playstation logo the double bird.
--> '''Caddy:''' [= YeahwelltoughshitbecausethisisUtlimteDoomonthePS1andthemusicsoundslikethis GETUSEDTOITYOUFUCKHEADS =]
* Caddy decides to look up the [[ExcusePlot story]] of Doom.
--> '''Caddy:''' Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself here, what's the story of this game, exactly?\\
'''Doom:''' YA KILL SHIT\\
'''Caddy:''' Nono, we aren't quite there yet, we're at the story, that's the gameplay, c'mon, what's the story of Doom?\\
'''Doom:''' YA KILL SHIT\\
'''Caddy:''' .....oh.
* Caddy selecting a difficulty level and obviously not going for "I Am A Wimp" (What PC players would call "I'm Too Young To Die" mode) and then highlighting...
--> '''Caddy:''' Ultra Violence? Well yeah I can't do that one today, no. You caught me at a bad time. I have a cold, achoo.
* '''MEEEAAAT!'''
* Caddy getting [[JumpScare spooked]] by one of the Pinky Demons is one thing, but when he recharacterizes that Pinky as his old nemesis?
-->'''Caddy:''' [=OoohAAAH=], the FUCK is that thing?!?
-->'''Pinky:''' [[WesternAnimation/PeppaPig Peeeeeeppa Pig! *snort*]]

[[AC:Abe's Exoddus]]
* The intro consists of Caddy whining about how much life sucks, and saying that life is shit and that [[TemptingFate nothing will make him think otherwise]]. Cue Lorne Lanning giving him a ShoutOut and stating he owes him two dinners [[note]]The reason being that Caddy showed Lorne his hand tattoo, which Lorne didn't believe at first. He promised to give him a great dinner if it was actually real. Then he found out there were two, so he owes him two great dinners.[[/note]]. This makes Caddy take back everything he said beforehand and state that life is fucking awesome.
* Caddy [[BringMyBrownPants shitting his pants]] when he sees the Mudokons with their eyes sewn shut. [[RuleOfThree Thrice.]]
* Since it's one of his all-time favorite games, [[ItMakesSenseInContext he lets it fuck his shelf.]] As well as the doofy face he makes afterwards.
--> '''Caddy:''' What am I even doing with my life?

[[AC:SHAT 2]]

[[AC:Condemned: CRIMINAL HAGGIS]]
* Caddy misreads one of the fake soda brands, Diet Squish, as Dick Squish. Cut to Caddy drinking a glass of milk.
-->'''Caddy''': Dick Squish. It's free, and you never run out of it.\\
'''IT'S NOT SALTY. WE SWEAR.'''

[[AC:Sonic Heroes]]
* Caddy managing to show up no less than Johnny Gioeli, lead singer of Music/Crush40. Which game was "Sonic Heroes" the song from? Johnny can't remember (even funnier considering Caddy was mangling it a moment ago, and that summoned Johnny since he hears without fail when someone mangles any song he and his boys have done.) So Caddy decides to play a clip of that infamous Sonic 25th anniversary stream with an audience member mangling the chorus (before then begging Johnny to come back.) Might also count as an [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome Moment]] for Caddy and Sonic fans since, well, ''he got the frontman of Crush 40 to guest star!''
-->'''Johnny Gioeli:''' [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Where's that ''damn'' FOURTH Chaos Emerald?]]
* Caddy apparently was an evil little kid because [[EvilIsPetty even when Rosie got the game for her birthday, Caddy still hogged save slot #1]]. He poured even more hours into it than Rosie and it was her own game to boot! And, as he puts it, "#[=NotSorry=] #[=GetFucked=]"
* While Caddy's watching the intro:
-->'''Sonic''': Time to crack that Eggman wide open!\\
'''Caddy''': [[AccidentalInnuendo Am I the only one that thinks that sounds like Sonic wants to fuck Eggman?]]
** And right before it...
-->'''Sonic:''' Yo, Tails! [[YouKeepUsingThatWord Long time no see!]]\\
'''Caddy:''' What? ''Long time no see?'' Sonic, are you totally ''deranged?'' You see each other all the fucking time! You're practically his FATHER! (to emphasize his point, cue montage of Sonic title screens showing Sonic very much with Tails.)
* Caddy cleaning Knuckles' mouth for saying [[{{Mondegreen}} "shit"]]. As in literally washing a photo of Knuckles over his sink.
-->'''Caddy''': He's so vulgar you might as well call him Fuckles.
* Turns out the game had a tutorial that Caddy never checked out for one reason. One very loud, [[TheScrappy Omochao]]-shaped reason.
-->'''Caddy:''' Whoever decided this voice was good enough to teach you how to play the game needs to be ''sectioned.''
* Caddy decides to stick with Team Sonic. Why?
** Team Dark has Shadow who, well, speaks for himself and E-123 Omega's not even bothering to look at Caddy so if he doesn't care, Caddy won't.
** Team Chaotix's stages are all mission based involving scouring stages for various stuff and, well, no thank you says Caddy to put it politely. Also, Charmy's eyes make him feel a bit sick.
** Team Rose is home to [[TheScrappy Big The Cat]] and-
-->'''Big the Cat:''' Froggy!\\
'''Caddy:''' '''''AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!'''''
* When Team Chaotix encounter Eggman...
-->'''Espio:''' That's the evil genius, Dr. Eggman!\\
'''Charmy:''' Series/DoctorWho? (cue ''Doctor Who'' theme and ol' Egghead going through a time wormhole)
* The graphics are fairly good up til one shot of Eggman where his mouth isn't working right and his teeth have the here gritted out of them.
-->'''Dr. Eggman:''' This isn't the EEENNNNNND!\\
'''Caddy, also with his mouth open, unmoving and grinning very toothily:''' Well that's good otherwise it'd be a very short GAAAAMMMMMME!
* "Why don't we try going up there?"
-->'''Caddy:''' TAILS SHUT UP OR I SWEAR TO CHRIST I'LL RIP YOUR TAILS OFF AND HANG YOU FROM THEM!
* "[[BrokenRecord They're pulling out all the tricks!]]"
* Apparently Knuckles thinks an E Rank is "just enough to pass." For those not in the know, E is the game's lowest rank, and...
-->'''Caddy:''' Right I don't know what school you went to, Knuckles, but an E where [[UsefulNotes/UnitedKingdom I come from]] is a fat old "See me after class." Its a fail. You get an E for being...Extremely Bad At Grading.
* After dealing the game's frankly terrible Special Stages, Caddy decides he'd rather play with his dog. Cue Caddy....playing with Stan. Its actually kinda cute once they get going.
-->'''Caddy:''' ''Where's toy?'' This toy! I got yer toy! (Stan remains unmoving) '''PLAY WITH THE FUCKING TOY!'''
* Caddy gives one last thanks to Johnny Gioeli for showing up...but has trouble spelling his last name so [[StylisticSuck Caddy goes for putting up a picture of him with "thnx 2 johnny the hedgehog" in Comic Sans written on it.]]

[[AC: Reviewing My Old Comics]]
* The fact that Caddy used to idolize, out of all things, a ''toilet cleaner mascot'', to the point he made comics that were only slightly less promotional than outright advertising about him when he was 13!
* "Mom, did you drop me on the head when I was born?"
* "But it tryed, and tryed, but Toilet Duck ran out d'oh no."
* "And even worse, there was no money for more!" ({{Beat}}) "'''''OINK!'''''"
* '''Gurgle'''
* As some comments pointed out, Caddy more or less predicted the plot of WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, since the first comic focuses on villains who managed to defeat every superhero, so they [[CreateYourOwnHero created their own]] because VictoryIsBoring.
* "Okay, what other 13-year olds were making [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Shakespeare references in comics about sentient poo and wee coming together to create a superhero?]] None, I think you find I was the only one, thank you very much." *throws the comic on the floor and walks away*
* [After panning to a child character with a weird case of [[ExtraDigits Polydactyly]]] “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND?!”
* In the comics, the villains added the "indestructibility, strength and speed" of a rubber duck into their superhero. This is followed by Caddy poking a giant rubber duck...
--> "[[SarcasmMode Don't blink, you might miss it.]]"
* [[CatchPhrase HOLY QUACK!]]
* Caddy pointing out the UnfortunateCharacterDesign of The Urinator.
--> "Now with added shoulder penis and... poo tits."
* Caddy sarcastically comparing the first comic book to The Bible and the second one to The New Testament.

[[AC: Croc 2: The Flawed Strikes Back]]
* [[CallBack Caddy tries to replicate the opening to the first Croc review,]] only to stop because it's winter and he's cold.
* [[RunningGag Flawed]]...ish.

[[AC: Dee Hord Trilogy]]
* Even though the game in question (''VideoGame/DieHardTrilogy'') is violent as all heck and was rated 18+ by the now defunct ELSPA, apparently dropping the famous John [=McClane=] f-bomb was very much frowned upon, much to Caddy's amusement. The game simply stops at "Yippie ki-yay!" Also, this bit from the ever-adorable Amy:
-->'''Amy:''' Yippie ki-yay, muddy phillip!
* The game offers soundbytes from soundalikes of the movie's actors on the main menu relating to what film is being highlighted. Not that the soundbytes are the original actors of the film but hey. Notably tho when Caddy highlights the third film (which plays a clip of Simon Gruber saying "You surprise me again, [=McClane=],") he adds onto said soundbyte by adding [[ActorAllusion a]] [[Creator/JeremyIrons picture of]] [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Scar]].
* The game's high score tables show Caddy got a respectable score and top ranked the board (signing off as "CADDYSZI" since he wanted to go by "CADDYS ZITS" but the darn namespace issues got in the way) for the first game...which doesn't mean much when the scores below him plain suck, [[RunningGag especially you, DENNIS.]]
* The way the game handles [[Film/DieHard Hans]] [[Creator/AlanRickman Gruber]]'s famous deadpan "Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho." line...by having John say it out of order. Caddy be not pleased.
* [=McClane=]'s death animation in the first game is just so OffModel its amazing, the way he flexes his back muscles as he falls. So Caddy gives it a try.
* Caddy decides to quit..and sees the confirmation menu has the standard Yes, No and the very much non-standard ''Not Really Sure'' option. Caddy picks that and is offered a choice between ''Think about it'', ''Ask a friend'' and ''Try again''. Caddy decides to ask a friend and...
-->'''Game:''' GET A LIFE.\\
'''Caddy:''' OH FUCK YOU THEN.
* The soundalike the game has for Zeus Carver in the ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance'' portion of the game sounding nothing like Creator/SamuelLJackson as well.
* Caddy completely loses it over the very fact that there was a ''Die Hard Trilogy 2'' video game (before the 2000s even!) and jokingly wondering if it contains ''[[Film/LiveFreeOrDieHard Die Hard 4]]'', ''[[Film/AGoodDayToDieHard 5]]'' and ''[=McClane=] Can't Pull The Trigger Anymore Because Of His Chronic Arthritis''. [[labelnote:explanation]][[DontExplainTheJoke its a bunch of original stories set in Las Vegas if you wanna know]][[/labelnote]]

[[AC: Silent Hill]]
* Caddy has a fun time ripping apart IGN's straight up [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer wrong plot summary involving Harry Mason looking for a "missing sister" (he doesn't have a sister by the way, he has an adopted daughter)]] in a spooky house (this mistake straight up making no sense.)
* Caddy also takes a shot at the US version's slap-dash boxart (an image of Harry Mason's face in negative with a house, a creepy girl and generic blood-red title text) compared to the surprisingly striking one that Europe received, which featured what might be Alessa in a scratchy and browner art style with darker colours.
* "It's my favorite superhero of all time, Super Tuesday!" *cue the word "Tuesday" flying across the sky, [[StylisticSuck written in comic sans with badly-drawn cape while Caddy sings in the background]]*
* Caddy used to call certain monsters in the game "Nobmunchers", because it looks like they are munching on Harry's penis. While this would make in-context sense in other games that are basically mental journeys examining their protagonists' fractured psyches, the first game is just Harry, a regular, stable man looking for his daughter so they're just monsters munching on his nob for no apparent reason.
* After spending the whole video praising the game's scariness, graphics and soundtrack... [[spoiler: Caddy claims that he salvaged the game because of the {{Narm}}-y and abrupt [[DownerEnding bad ending]] and then he claims that it's basically a Christmas game.]]
* The game's odd dialogue and narmy voice acting including Harry asking an unmoving Cheryl where she's going, repeatedly asking who and what "that" thing was and of course this bit with him and Dahlia Gillespie:
-->'''Harry:''' Tell me everything you know. What's going on?\\
'''Dahlia:''' ''Darkness.''\\
'''[[Music/TheDarkness Justin Hawkins]]:''' [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE-]]

[[AC: Mega Man 8 (ft. gillythekid)]]
* The whole review starts because Gilly got Caddy a physical copy of the much-maligned ''VideoGame/MightyNo9'' much to Caddy's irritation. Gilly was gonna get MM8 instead but [[CrackIsCheaper physical copies turn out way to expensive these days, reaching up to like 200 quid.]]
* Speaking of, Gilly's use of British money slang. Quid, dosh, readies, bread-and-honey, WONGA.
* "Anyway, we start the game off and ah, look at this, isn't it pretty? Birds flying, lots of colors, running and jumping around with jolly music, wow, things couldn't get any better-[[MoodWhiplash HOLY SHIT, THE TREES ATTACK YOU!]] WHAT THE FUCK?! This isn't cool! Fuck you Mega Man, more like Tiny Man, you tiny little fuck!"
* This conversation:
--> '''Caddy''': We enter the stage select screen and... ooh, wow, this is so pretty, I could look at this all day.
--> '''Gilly''': Wow, how can you say that when I'm right here?
--> '''Caddy''': Oh, you're very pretty too... I just think you need a bit more flashing lights.
--> (Gilly is shown, now with some flashing visual effects)
--> '''Caddy''': *{{Beat}}* Nice weather we are having, isn't it?
--> '''Gilly''': It's freezing out...
--> '''Caddy''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting Just like your heart]]''!
* Caddy picks Grenade Man as his first boss for laughs. Caddy THINKS he's gonna have an easy first time especailly since Grenade Man outright says "[[BlatantLies I'll be nice on you!]]" Gilly has a nice little giggle as Grenade Man proves to NOT be nice on Caddy at all.
* Caddy forgetting that he can use [[ChargeAttack Mega Buster]] and slide because he doesn't know much about Mega Man as a whole and Gilly angrily reminding him. When Caddy forgets about the slide, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gilly actually leaves for a while.]]
* Caddy snaps trying to deal with the infamous board parts, especially Mega Man's constant squeaking of "JUMP! JUMP! SLIDE! SLIDE! JUMP! JUMP! SLIDE! SLIDE! [[BrokenRecord JUMP!JUMP!SLIDE!SLIDE! JUMPJUMPSLIDESLIDEJUMPJUMPSLIDESLIDEJUMPJUMPSLIDESLIDE]]-"
-->'''Gilly:''' You playing Mega Man 8 or readin' the fuckin' Kama Sutra?\\
'''[[BlatantLies A definitely-not-perverted]] Caddy:'''........''what's the right answer?''\\
'''Gilly:''' You're [[SickAndWrong sick.]]
* This... just... this:
--> '''Sword Man''': I won't hold back
--> '''Caddy''': [[DoubleEntendre Ooh, I don't want you to hold back, with a sword that big...]]
--> '''Gilly''': What the hell is wrong with you?
* Caddy and Gilly arguing about the proper plural form of "Mega Man".
* Caddy has a LOT of fun mocking the game's bad English voice acting...[[DiscreditedMeme but Gilly does not]], choosing instead to disappear until Caddy decides to move on because mocking Mega Man 8's english dub is beating a REALLY dead horse to him...but Caddy ain't done yet.
-->'''Caddy:''' Before we carry on though, here is Rush the dog screaming and yelling like he's having the jolliest orgasm.\\
'''Rush:''' ''ROOOOOOOOAAAWWW!''\\
'''Gilly:''' Okay, STOP.\\
'''Caddy:''' ''I'm not sorry.''
* After a brief going-over of the game's item shop, Caddy turns his attention to Roll's new outfit:
-->'''Caddy:''' Plus, Roll, I don't know what you're wearing here but '''I think you have some explaining to do.''' ''(cue Series/TheXFiles zoom in on Roll's new clothes with the buttons that look too nipple-like for his tastes.)''
* Gilly's almost too weary with Caddy's antics to talk about the Saturn version of the game, but...
-->'''Gilly:''' [[LittleNo No]], [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I can't take this anymore.]]\\
'''Caddy:''' I won't take you on a dinner date if you talk about it.\\
'''Gilly:''' [''immediately jumping into frame with the Saturn version of the game in hand, grinning''] SO THE SATURN VERSION OF MEGA MAN 8!
** Aaaaand [[SchmuckBait it turns out this was a cruel trap]] set by Caddy to trick Gilly into talking about the UsefulNotes/SegaSaturn on Caddy's beloved Playstation-centric channel and give Caddy an excuse to [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness good-]][[BoomHeadshot bye]] Gilly like he has all his other guest stars. Oops!
--->'''Gilly:''' [[FamousLastWords You gotta be fucking]] [[KilledMidSentence kidding-]] [''[[BoomHeadshot headshot]]'']

[[AC: PEPPA. PIG. HAS. A. GAME.]]
* "Peeeeeepa's death!" *Stabs Peppa who proceeds to scream*
* Caddy trying to find excuses to avoid playing the game and finding out nobody needs his help.
* While complaining about the amount of opening logos the game has, Caddy [[CallBack again]] compares Peppa's head to a hairdryer, a dildo and a whistle.
* The Music/MichaelJackson cameo during the Happy Mrs. Chicken game.
* "Fun fact - did you know that this is the worst thing I've seen?"
* This part, when talking about a Hide and Seek game:
-->'''Narrator''': Where is George?\\
'''Caddy''': [=*pointing to the display pic of George*=] He's right there.
* "If the team who created this game worked as waiters at a restaurant, I'd tip them FIRE ANTS!"
* When playing the "Car Trip" minigame, it turns out to unceremoniously end after a single button press.
-->'''Mummy Pig''': Peppa, George, it's time to go home. *the car drives off*\\
* {{beat}}*\\
'''Caddy''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WHAT... IN THE MOTHER... OF ARSE... WAS THAT?!]]
* [[spoiler:Instead of slaughtering the game, Caddy puts it into bathtub in order to "Boil the pork".]]
* Caddy lets his dog outside to experience the snow. The dog has a ton of fun in it... [[ToiletHumor a little too much fun]].
-->'''Caddy''': *Zooms in on the pee* Oh noooooooo!
* Due to the way the letters bounce onto the screen, Caddy calls one of the games "Clurpu" instead of "Colour Pictures".
* Also, he paints a [[NightmareFuel very terrifying picture]], with static and a [[DarkReprise distorted version of the show's theme]] in the background, black eyes and what can be deciphered as a scream. What's funny is what Caddy says afterwards.
-->'''Caddy''': I should be kept as far away from kids' games as possible.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 10]]
[[AC: [=SpongeBob SquareBob SuperBob=]]]
* [[spoiler:Turns out the Peppa Pig game survived Caddy's attempt to drown it.]]
* Caddy becoming excited at the excessive use of ''five'' exclamation points to end one of the pieces of dialogue (For extra absurdity, him saying, "Not one, not two, not even three..." is accompanied by the DVD covers to the Disney ''WesternAnimation/{{Cinderella}}'' movies), only to become disappointed when he finds out what the "exciting" sentence was:
-->'''Barnacle Boy''': ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer written as is]]; in a deadpan tone) Well we are a bit busy right now, no rest for us super heroes!!!!!
-->'''Caddicarus:''' ''(beat)'' Thanks for disappointing me.
* "''[=SuperSponge=]''"? More like..."sup". ''(accompanied by a picture of soup)''
* After stating how much he enjoys the death sound effect[[note]]an almost pathetic "RE RE RE RE RE", think of the sad trombone noise[[/note]]:
-->'''Caddy''': (holding up a gun; cheerful) HEY PHOEBE!
-->'''Phoebe''': Yeah?
-->'''Caddy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice (shoots Phoebe)]]
-->[[RefugeInAudacity (monochrome close up of him smiling at the camera; RE RE RE RE)]]
* Caddy noting that [[LetsPlay/TheKingOfHate DarkSydePhil]]'s laughter sounds a lot like Spongebob's laughter when sped up, where he then states:
-->'''Caddicarus''': DSP... Deflated... Spongebob... Pissing himself.
* Caddy winds up spending a large amount of time stuck in the Sandy's Tree Dome level[[note]]where you have to race through it before you run out of water[[/note]], unable to make any kind of progress... because of the water baths you use to refill your water. Specifically, [[FakeDifficulty because they only work when you stand dead center in it]].
-->'''Caddy''': (zooming in on a water bath) ''Ugh''... (Spongebob peaks out; twang noise) You know... (picture of Spongebob being used to clean a car) for a creature that's literally shaped and named after a thing that is meant to clean off large areas of surfaces... you're oddly specific.
* Caddy's criticism of the sound effects in the game:
-->'''Caddy''': Picking up spatulas is like a baby being stepped on, the whipping of your jellyfish net is like a reverse shotgun blast in your eardrum, and all the enemies wail and cry like they lost their copy of ''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'' in 4K!
* Caddy's massive confusion that the in-game hint states that the Mother Jellyfish boss is afraid of...''jellyfish''. Although he manages to find the logic in that:
-->'''Caddy:''' Well, I mean, now that I think of it, I'm a person, and if someone one threw a person at me, I'd probably be quite upset too.
* "AH BEAT DA BOSH!" [[AWinnerIsYou (good)]]

[[AC: Bennett Foddy Can Suck My Doddy]]
* If the title didn't give you any indication, Caddy ''realllllly'' hated this game.
* The intro where Caddy acts out the game's premise by sitting in a tiny go-kart and trying to pull himself along the ground with a hammer.
* Caddy tells of his first reaction to the game before he bought it [[HopeSpot where things looked hopeful.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' When I saw it available on Steam for not too much money I was like ''[[Music/TheWaterboys A MAN IS IN LOVE]]''\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Caddy:''' ''[[TooMuchInformation And then I came]]''
* Caddy wonders what the game's protagonist looks like in that cauldron. Cue the scary music as Caddy crouches in a freakish manner that the protag would probably be in...and then said scary tone stopping as Caddy shuffles very awkwardly toward the camera.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Joseph, you are unclean! YOU MUST GRRRRRRRIND YOUR SINS AWAY!"]]

[[AC: Rayman 2: The Great Escape]]
* The [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids "Family fun for everyone"]] RunningGag.
* "Which is ironic, being so close to Valentine's day, because you usually mount the thing first and then they get exhausted".
* Caddy explaining to a psychologist [[ActingForTwo (himself)]] why he hates football. All of it.

[[AC: Junge of the Georgle]]
* Caddy snarking about the name of the company within each company logo ("'Crave'? Yeah, I'm ''craving'' another game to play!"), only to struggle once he reaches Papaya.
-->'''Caddy:''' "Papaya"? Yeah, I'd rather...eat a...papaya. ''(long glance at the camera)''
* According to Caddy, it took six companies to make the game: one for the cover, one for the title screen and the other four to fuck it all up.
* Caddy's disbelief at the name entry screen preventing him from using cuss words...but allowing "Knobhead".
* "W-Wait! Wait. '''''WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SACK?!!?!'''''"
* Caddy explaining the immense slowdown the game suffers from the only way he knows how:
-->'''Caddy''': It's more unresponsive than my granny...and she's dead!
* "George, George, George from ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig'', watch out for that ''axe''!" (cue George getting decapitated)

[[AC: MORE Nursery Rhymes on VHS! (PART 1)]]
* "I WILL SHOOT YER MUM IN THE '''FACE!'''"
* "Also, here's some wrinkly old man arse. Have a nice day, [[CountryMatters CUNT]]."
* Caddy points out that despite being a "movie" none of the visuals move much, being made up of [[OffModel frequently off-model]] illustrations. He then refers to the movie as a "stillie" for rest of the video and Part 2.
* He also makes frequent references to the previous Nursery Rhyme video he reviewed a year earlier and how awful this one is compared to that one.
* "Ring-a ring-o' roses, a pocket full of posies, a tissue, a tissue, we all [[MoodWhiplash DIED FROM THE PLAGUE]]"
* This rendition of the eponymous black sheep looks high as balls so... "Bah, bah, black sheep, have you smoked a joint?"
* The stillie suddenly going TearJerker for "Who Killed Cock Robin?" Caddy, confused at all the singers answering and asking random questions while the murderer, the sparrow, is ''right there'' and the sheer dark tone of the song practically becoming a eulogy to the poor Robin leads to Caddy adding his own line:
--->'''Caddy the moose:''' "Who'll arrest the culprit? I, said the moose. I'll wrap him in a noose. WE SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY."
** And right after that is a HUGE case of MoodWhiplash when the very next song is "Hey Diddle-Diddle." Caddy even has to call out the stillie for playing that trope way too straight.
* "I went to London to look at the queen ''[[MotorMouth and found a huge, gross mouse picking his nose with a disgusting bellybutton sitting underneath a chair made of hemorrhoids]]''. ''({{Beat}})'' Is that how the rhyme goes?"
* In regards to Darren Day's unusually relaxed, happy singing of the final line of Oranges and Lemons (especially if you compare how the previous VHS version unexpectedly pulled off SurpriseCreepy):
-->'''Caddy''': *cheerily* Oh, don't worry kids! He made it sound like the most charming thing in the world, the sick bastard!
* "One a penny, two a penny, hot-cross ANUSES."
* The RunningGag of bringing up host Darren Day's infamous adultery scandal.
* "Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, and then got liver failure!"
* His lampooning of the VHS' version of Over the Hills and Far Away:
-->'''Darren''': He met old Dame Trot with a basket of eggs. [[AccidentalInnuendo He used his pipe and she used her legs]].\\
'''Caddy''': You used your ''what'' and she did WHAT?!\\
'''Darren''': He used his pipe and she used her legs.\\
'''Caddy''': [[ScreamingAtSquick AAAAAAAAAH]]!\\
'''Darren''': Tom saw a cross fellow who was beating an ass...\\
'''Caddy (with a sensually deep voice)''': '''Oh, I bet he was, the little ''slut.'''''
* Caddy's reaction to the unusually sinister and foreboding keyboard playing that accompanies the dog's appearance in Two Legs Sat Upon Three Legs. He then uses it for his own dog.
-->'''Caddy''': Stan!\\
'''Stan''': *looks at the camera* '''DUM-DUM-DUM DUM DUMMMMMM'''
* "Rock-A-Bye Baby" making up lyrics that just weren't in the original much to Caddy's anger. Also someone called Betty is there and Caddy pulls his usual "Who's this Johnny?!" gag on a nearby drummer...[[JokeAndReceive who actually is called Johnny.]]
* Caddy's vid ends with the video giving him the famous "St. Ives" riddle which he's easily able to answer...but not before a quick bit of bomb scare from [[Film/DieHardWithAVengeance Simon Gruber]].

[[AC: MORE Nursery Rhymes on VHS! (PART 2)]]
* The video is sponsored by HIMS, a service that helps men deal with their bodily problems.
-->'''Caddy''': And you can trust me with pharmaceutical stuff. I am trustworthy.
-->*{{beat}}*
-->*takes off [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Umbrella]] [[EvilInc Pharmaceutical Corp.]] hat*
-->'''Caddy''': I am ''completely'' trustworthy.
* Caddy's brief little summary of part 1.
---> All together now!\\
[[ItMakesSenseInContext We faked a shirt\\
A lamb went green\\
We shot a bird\\
We smoked a joint\\
A doctor drowned\\
A piggie screamed\\
A willie went before a pussy\\
A cat got stuffed\\
We sniffed his arse\\
We ate some tits\\
We starved a kid\\
He yanked his pants\\
A baby shat\\
And a lady couldn't find her shoe.\\
That was right there.\\
Idiot.]]
* The very first nursery rhyme of this part starts with "Jack be Nimble", but the picture used is a bit disturbing and the accompanying [[SoundtrackDissonance bouncy keyboard]] doesn't help. Caddy's stunned reaction sells it.
-->'''Caddy''': ummm....oh. This isn't very nice. I've already been to one dark place, I don't need to go to any others-*rhyme begins* AHH!
* Caddy's annoyance at the frequency of the intervals is back even more strongly this time, in part owing to an interval appearing almost right at the start. Each one is accompanied by Caddy abusing a keyboard in various ways.
* His comparison of the synth backing of "There Was an Old Woman Lived Under a Hill" to the theme for [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Psycho Mantis]], and his deconstruction of the rhyme itself.
-->'''Caddy''': More to the point, isn't this rhyme kind of obvious in the first place? "If she's not gone, she lives there still," I mean, isn't that kind of fucking redundant? You might as well change the rhyme to "There was an old woman lived under a hill/[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and if she still lives there, then she still lives there]]," it's complete fucking trash.
* Caddy's reaction to 'Pease Porridge Hot'.
-->'''Caddy''': You know, a big group of people sitting around waiting for a stew of split peas to sit around for ''nine days'' before they eat it. [[SarcasmMode Sounds good to me.]] I don't remember the last time I had so much fun at [[SurpriseCreepy ritualistic mass suicide.]]
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext It's not classed as stealing when the owner of the shop is dead, is it]]?"
** Right after that, the way Caddy bounces to the backing music.
* Caddy hamming up the keyboard that plays during 'If All the World were Paper'
-->'''Caddy:''' Plus, if all the world were paper and the sea were ink, *The last three notes of the rhyme plays as Caddy says:* [[RealityEnsues it would all sink.]] The end.
* Caddy explaining that the VHS makes an error in "Come Let's To Bed"'s title, labeling it as "Come Let's To bed".
-->'''Caddy:''' And I was so angry about this when I saw it that I decided to have a look for more information about "Classic Nursery Rhymes with Darren Day" on Google so that I could complain to the company, only to then be given '''"Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe."!'''
* "'The Cock Crows In The Morn'? Don't give a flying fuck, and I think the technical term is morning wood."
* Caddy's reaction to I Saw Three Ships a Sailing:
--> '''Darren''': And do you think was in them then, one New Year's Day in the morning? Three pretty girls were in them then--\\
* long {{beat}} as Caddy stares at the [[OffModel extremely messy art]]*\\
'''Caddy''': ...oh...?
* The VHS' version of London Bridge is Falling Down has a lot of fake-outs in regards to the ending, and this, coupled with how boring and static the song is, slowly drives Caddy past the breaking point.
-->'''Caddy''': ...there's nothing else you can add, is there?!\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Caddy''': No? Are we good to go?!\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Caddy''': Fantastic. So onto the next rhyme--\\
'''Darren''': [[OverlyLongGag Suppose the man]]--\\
'''Caddy''': *[[BoomHeadshot slaughters]] [[DrivenToSuicide himself]]*
* At the end of the VHS, Darren Day mentions that he and "his friend Daisy (read: a picture of a cow) enjoyed singing them":
-->'''Caddy''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THE COW. NEVER. FUCKING. SANG]].

[[AC:the last episode ever...]]
* Let's start with the fact the ''AprilFoolsDay'' episode is Caddy overreacting to criticism from a moron who apparently hasn't realized his ''Tomb Raider'' review was ''five years before the episode,'' which promptly becomes a MSTing of said email.
* Phoebe's disappointment at the beginning of the video that it's not yet time for Caddy to drink bleach, which Caddy is understandably baffled with.
* Caddy genuinely laughing when he got to the part "regarding Lara Croft's ''[[RougeAnglesOfSatin breats]]'' and buttocks."
--> '''Caddy''': You know what one of my favorite things for dinner is? Chicken breats.
[[AC:Bug's Life the Dragon]]
* Caddy realizes that Flik's [[SdrawkcabName name backwards]] is "Kilf". The first thing that comes into his mind when he realizes that is "Kite I'd like to fuck" and then we are treated to a picture of a cartoony kite photoshoped onto a body of an attractive, shirtless woman.
* Caddy calling Flik "sadistic" after Flik kills an enemy and says "That's gonna leave a stain".
* Caddy has to admire the effort Traveller's Tales put into this game, long before they went and '''''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheWrathOfCortex STARTED WORLD WAR 3]]'''''
* One poorly timed cutscene fadeout gives Caddy perfect joke material:
-->'''Flik:''' Oh, I-I-I do, I could travel to the city! I could search there!\\
'''Princess Atta:''' If you went, you'd be on that silly search for WEE-\\
'''Caddy:''' Hey now, there's nothing silly about that! In fact I do it pretty frequently. (cut to Caddy hunched over a toilet, very happy) [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Yes!]] [[ToiletHumor I found it!]]
* At the end, Caddy decides to see all the nice things people say about him, starting with a ''Spyro'' video by [=MasterJay=]...who throws in a rather harsh TakeThat at Caddy's penchant for [[SensoryAbuse sudden volume spikes and visual lunacy.]] Caddy's response...
--->'''[[NotHelpingYourCase High-colour-contrast max volume Caddy]]:''' [[AC:OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN ONE THING VERY CLEARLY TO YOU YOU VERY NASTY MAN I DON'T THINK THAT COULD BE ANY MORE UNTRUE IN FACT I THINK I HAVE SOME OF THE MOST PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP DISCUSSION ON VIDEO GA]]

[[AC:Spyro Orange: The SH*T Game Conspiracy]]
* Every video for the ''Reignited Trilogy'' Caddy clicks on not-so subliminally links him to ''Spyro Orange: The Cortex Conspiracy'' instead. It takes only two before he decides to give it a good going over.
* "Greetings and salutations, my beautiful Spyroes, and welcome to the Spyro show, where I always have the dirty Spyro of deciding whether or not a game deserves to be slaughtered or Spyroed..."
* The [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooAndTheCyberChase Spindly]] [[Main/CallBack Johnny]] Simulator.
* Scarfulhu makes a brief appearance informing Caddy that he has to beat the game's lacklustre story no less than three tmes to fully complete it.
-->'''Caddy:''' You're pulling my leg!\\
'''Scarfulhu:''' Nah, I'd never do that. [[LiteralMinded Its too hairy.]]\\
'''Caddy:''' [[Beat ...]] Shut up.

[[AC:10 MORE UNPOPULAR GAMING OPINIONS]]

[[AC:Aladdin: Jaffa Cake's Sister is P*ssed Off]]
* Caddy is really reluctant to review the game, so much that he tries to escape by sneaking away in a giant cardboard box while singing the ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' theme.
* "Oh, look, here we go, it's Aladd--oh, fuck, [[MotorMouth SLOWDOWNYOUREGONNACRASH]]--!" *BOOM*
* "After that, the gameplay begins and we immediately see that Aladdin somehow has cleavage on his back and I'm so disgusted that I take the game out and stamp all over the disc." *cue the disc rolling across the floor and Caddy stamping on it, complete with background screaming*
* When Caddy discovers that the "reward" for the needlessly complex endeavor of knocking out a guard with apples is access to a cake shop, he descends into an increasingly deranged rant.
-->'''Caddy:''' How do you sell any fucking ''cakes'', when your shop has a ''bouncer'' that won't let anyone in? FURTHERMORE! Aren't you a thief?! ''[[MaliciousMisnaming ALADIN?!]]'' [[WhatTheHellHero You steal coins and apples just fine, but not any cakes? WHY?!]] You know what? I don't care. Just throw some more ''fucking apples'' at some ''fucking birds'', run out of apples with one bird remaining because of ''shitty controls'', and so need to run back through the entire fucking stage just to get more apples, ''and run all the way back just so you can hit the last bird and win a fucking FLUTE FROM A LITTLE BOY!'' '''''[[{{Angrish}} THISGAMEISHORRBILE!!!]]'''''
* Caddy's reaction to Nasira's [[TrrrillingRrrs rolling Rs]] is priceless.
** "Ok, now, rrreally think about this for a second, game developerrrs! When wrrriting your scrrript did you serrriously rrrequire everrry RRR in yourrr sentence to rrroll? It's rrrancid!"
* Caddy's reaction to the save screen: a picture of the traveling merchant with a rather skeevy expression on his face.
-->'''Caddy''': I get the feeling that he wants me to do a lot more than just save the game.\\
'''Caddy!Merchant''': (to the tune of "A Whole New World") I can show you my ASS.
* Caddy's reaction to Aladdin going "Bleh!" whenever he picks up a bonus level coin. [[note]]Odds are it was meant to be "Yeah!", but the delivery of the line is decidedly muffled.[[/note]] He then adds to the Music/{{Gorillaz}}' Dare.
-->"It's coming up, it's coming up... it's ''BLEH''!"
* The Genie slot machine probably wasn't meant to be as scary as it was, but Caddy makes his fear clear throughout the segment, culminating in him showing off the creepy laughter that plays when you get a bad spin.
-->'''Caddy''': ...I need some [[RunningGag miluk]]...!

[[AC:Muppet [=RaceMania=]]]
* Declaring that Swedish Chef is his spirit person.
* The discovery that the loading screen is just Beaker's neck slowly extending into infinity.
* Caddy's declaration of "You ''LITERAL'' fucking Muppet!"
* The video opens with Caddy singing [[Series/TheMuppetShow the theme song to The Muppet Show,]] but gets interrupted by Puppicarus throwing the game at him. And his evil scheme is to anger Caddy into uselessness with this game! Only for it to backfire because the game's actually good, as Caddy immediately points out.
* Caddy's imitation of the still mouth movements on Statler and Waldorf in this game, [[StylisticSuck which is clearly just a bunch of pictures on repeat.]]
* Puppicarus returns with Percy the parrot from previous reviews as a disguise.
** [[RuleOfThree He returns at the end of the video to slaughter Caddy,]] then delivers the usual closing line.

[[AC:Harry Potter and the Philosophercerer's Stone]]
* Caddy's insistence on referring to the game/book/movie as the "Philosophercerer's Stone", in reference to how the book, originally titled ''Philosopher's Stone'' in the UK, [[MarketBasedTitle was retitled]] ''Sorceror's Stone'' in the US.
* Learning that he's a wizard, Caddy eagerly goes to find a game about wizards on his phone...and comes across ''Hogwarts Mystery'', as in the mobile game infamous for its poorly done time-based stamina microtransaction system (fans of [[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]] will likely be more familiar with it than Caddy was.) Caddy's response upon running into said time-based stamina issue is to point his wand at his phone...
-->'''Caddy, grinning:''' Avada Ka[[Music/BarbraStreisand barbrastreisand.]] (phone explodes)
* [[AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent "And now, because of copyright, please enjoy Shrek 3 DS music for a bit."]]
* Much fun is had from the [[SoBadItsGood hilariously awful]] models featured in the game, with Caddy comparing Dumbledore to a sloth, Draco Malfoy to [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Bobby Hill]] and Neville Longbottom to [[Series/BritainsGotTalent Susan Boyle]] ("And that's just one side of it!",) among others.
* Upon being faced with Hagrid's [[http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/211/811/52b.jpg infamously terrible model]], Caddy [[BigWhat is unnerved]] and refuses to call him Hagrid, simply referring to him as "hayride", what his phone autocorrected "Hagrid" to.
--> '''WHAT IN THE UNHOLY NAME OF ''COCK'' IS THAT?!?'''
* Caddy referring to Harry's run animation as "pissing himself and hoping that nobody noticed" and Neville's as "shitting himself and being very proud of it".
* The Storytime with Daddy Caddy segment, which devolves into NightmareFuel.
--> '''Caddy:''' I really need to stop asking him for anything.
* Dumble[[OffModel sloth]] warning students of the 3rd floor corridor...then immediately going on about how Hogwarts is an amazing place to explore.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' Ah, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts! A wonderful place to explore!\\
'''Caddy-dore:''' BY THE WAY, DON'T DIE.
* Caddy isn't too fond of how Fred and George Weasley (both looking like they're continuously eating their own lips) force him to collect a bunch of Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans before they'll tell him the password to one of the talking portraits.
--> '''Caddy:''' Great, first I'm told I could DIE if I explore too far and then I'm being ripped off, I thought this was Magical Lovely Hogwarts, not '''PECKHAM.'''
* Voldemort's and Snape's models. They both knock Caddy unconscious.

[[AC:My History with Crash Bandicoot]]

[[AC: 10 HARDEST CLASSIC CRASH LEVELS]]
* During his summary of the level Cortex Power, every time he says the name it's accompanied by a grunt from Dr. Cortex and He-Man, respectively. Eventually someone in the audience gets sick of it.
-->'''Audience Member''': Stop saying Cortex Power!
-->'''Caddy''': I will when I ''die''.

[[AC: Crash Bandicoot's AWFUL Cartoon?!]]
* At the beginning of the video, Caddy mentions that during a game show he doesn't know the name of (he doesn't watch TV anymore) Crash Bandicoot has been mentioned during Bandicoot Month (the question was "Which 1990s Playstation game was re-released as the 'N.Sane Trilogy' in 2017"), saying that this is a sign to make Bandicoot Month an actual celebration all over the world. Then the contestant answered...
--> '''Contestant''': [[EpicFail Sonic]] [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog the Hedgehog]]!
--> '''Caddy''': ...CASH BANOOCA!

[[AC:10 GREAT BANDICOOT BOSSES]]
* Caddy describing the battle with Cortex in Crash 3: "Smacking him repeatedly into the middle of a space glory hole until [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything space itself cums everywhere from Cortex's penetrative head.]]"
--> '''Caddy''': "WHY IS CASH BANOOCA MAKING ME FEEL HORNY!?"

[[AC:Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX]]
* Since Caddy coudn't think of an intro due to knowing nothing about freestyle BMX, it's a spoof of ''WesternAnimation/PostmanPat'' instead.
--> ''showing a sculpture of Pat with his nose cut off.''
--> '''Caddy''': ♫ Noseless Pat, Noseless Pat, Noseless Pat and his-- ♫
--> ''pan to Pat's torso, where his nose is.''
--> '''Caddy''': [[{{Squick}} Penis?]]

[[AC:Rugrats: Studio CYOAR!]]
* His RunningGag of expecting the police to come after each AccidentalInnuendo.
* His reaction to the "Roundup" minigame, where the scratches on his disk glitches the game into starting Suzie out of bounds. In response, he stares for a second, followed by sped-up footage of him flailing as he shouts, "[[BigWhat WHAAAT!?]]". [[https://youtu.be/jpr8oA5jwXw?t=6m9s Words don't do it justice.]]
* This.
--> '''Caddy''': What the fuck is going on here? Do you have to be a fanny every time I see you?
* He compares Dill's multi leg stroller to a James Bond villain and then [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Waternoose.]]
* Also, some of the things he says in the video. Like...
--> '''Suzie''': (glitching out) Now I'm really moving!
--> '''Caddy''': Yep, you sure are.
** Also...
--> '''Caddy''': How do you get a key after 50 Reptar Bars? Do you eat them all and shit out the key? Have they eaten the keys, why don't their parents FEED them.
** Also...
--> '''Caddy''': My favourite ones are the ones where you have to hit a certain amount of items with [[AccidentalInnuendo unlimited squirts,]] why does that sound like a porn subscription?
** And...
--> '''Caddy''': The Rugrats, all babies and toddlers, escaped to the backstages of all these film sets of this studio, and they just so happen to have conveniently sized baby sized equipment and obstacles for all of them to use.
--> [[Beat]]
--> '''Caddy''': What were the studio filming before we got here?
--> '''Narrator''': [[AccidentalInnuendo TAKE ME TO YOUR MOMMY.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 11]]
[[AC:Theme Park World]]
* '''Caddy:''' Seriously though who ''doesn't'' love Disneyland? [[Creator/WaltDisney Walt Disney]] himself loved it so much that... he ''died''.
* Caddy's quick rundown of his opinions on all the rides he went on at Disneyland Paris. Highlights include:
--> ''Buzz Lightyear: Laser Blast'', still badass! (Not as badass as my score, though)
--> ''The Orbitron''...I didn't go on it, it was too scary.
--> ''Indiana Jones [[GratuitousFrench Et Le Temple du Péril]]'' (Indy appears with a mustache, goatee and a lipstick smudge on his face), my favourite Indiana Jones movie...
--> ''[[{{Music/Aerosmith}} Aerosmith's]] Rock 'n' Roller Coaster'', still incredible. Although I'm pretty sure that Steven Tyler just breathed in with his giant gaping mouth to make the ride go.
--> ''[[{{Franchise/TheHauntedMansion}} Phantom Manor]]''...it was being refurbished. (pan to a disappointed-looking Caddy staring off into the distance) I fucking hate you, Disney.
--> ''[[{{Ride/TheTwilightZoneTowerOfTerror}} Tower of Terror]]''...oh...I don't know about this ride...I'm all on my own in the hotel basement...it's a little spooky, I...I don't think I'll cope on this ride- (Scary music stops, cut to Caddy pulling a face on the ride photo) Ok, it's not that bad.
* Caddy opening his theme park before building anything, and advertising it by saying that it can be "anything [the customers] want it to be, in [their] imagination."
* Caddy referring to angry customers walking away from the spot they were stuck on while leaving a green... glowing thing as "[[{{Gasshole}} farting]], getting offended, and walking away."
* "[[InherentlyFunnyWords Super Toilet.]]"
* What does he name his Theme Park? "[[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter's Lavatory.]]"
* His tour of said Theme Park is quite hilarious as well.
-->'''Caddy''': What, you don't like them? [[SuddenlyShouting WELL FUCK OFF THEN!]]"
* Also:
--> '''Caddy''': (referring to a costume shop that looks like a tribesman) "And yes the front door is in his testicles because we all know that's where the best deals are hiding."
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Caddy finding]] {{VideoGame/RollerCoaster Tycoon}} [[ItMakesSenseInContext in his pants.]]
* Sing your praises to The Sun God of Judgement!
** And behold the majesty of [[RepetitiveName Sonny: The Son of The]] [[KnowsAGuyWhoKnowsAGuy Sun God's Godson's Son!]]

[[AC:A Gaming Magazine for Babies]]
* The magazine itself is called ''110% Gaming'', and many laughs are had with the contents alone; the production values are low, the presentation is amateurish and the writing is hilariously lazy. The highlight is its "Top 50 Games" list, wherein the entries feel like they were cribbed from various ratings charts and popularity lists and assembled in no particular order, with Minecraft taking the number one spot because ''of course it does''.
* Caddy ripping out pages of the magazine twice. The first, during the "Top 50 Games" list, comes when ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon2}}'', is listed with the with the pun "We [[{{IncrediblyLamePun}} ink]] it's great!"'. He does so again when a gamer's [=YouTube=] name is too hard for him to pronounce, only to realize the jumped the gun and ripped multiple pages out, then looks back to see what he missed. Then he learns those pages have a parody of ''Series/TheOnlyWayIsEssex'', and responds by ripping them up further, then ''eating'' them.
* The magazine includes a free piece of Tango candy. Close to the end of the video, Caddy realizes that the candy is missing, and it was actually the major reason why he decided to buy the magazine.
* Caddy's fake names for Youtubers he's never heard of featured in the magazine, such as "Dan The Dumptruck Molester" and "Big Bollocks", leading to a perfect moment of comedy:
-->'''Caddy:''' Big Bollock Dance. *cracks up*
* Caddy's bemusement over a question in an interview; "become a Minion or a cat?"
-->'''Caddy''': "A cat, obviously"? Yes, obviously. Why the fuck would you want to become a Minion against a cat? ''Why'' would you wanna be a Minion? (Image of a Minion wearing a thong is shown) You wanna be ''that''? (Zoom in on the Minion's ass)''You wanna be that?!''
* Caddy opening up the packet of ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' stickers he got...and referring to every character he finds as Tracer. [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat With an expression knowing full well someone would likely have a go at him for it.]]

[[AC:Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back]]

[[AC:A Peppa Pig Magazine]]
* The video begins with Caddy answering the door, and the door proceeds to knock Caddy out and send him crashing to the floor. The Peppa Pig Magazine is then thrown next to him. Caddy [[ThisIsGonnaSuck groans in frustration]].
* "Theeeere she is." ''(slaps Peppa Pig off the table)''
* The fact Caddy ordered two of the same magazine.
-->'''Scrolling text:''' Yes, I bought 2. I am now an alcoholic.
* While exploring the outdoor toys, Caddy finds a Peppa Pig whistle that makes a high pitched noise when blown hard enough. He thus calls it the "Stranger Danger Whistle".
** Hell, just everytime he blows the whistle.
* On the Magic Painting Book (based on the pool episode where Caddy explained that everyone is rude and horrible), he decides to spit on the book. When he does this at the end of the coloring book (where Daddy Pig makes a big splash (after Caddy blows the Stranger Danger Whistle twice) after jumping off the diving board), he finds that it actually works.
* When Peppa Pig's face on the book freaks Caddy out, he blows into the Stranger Danger Whistle three times in rapid succession.
* When Caddy reaches the main event (the magazine) he places some stickers on his face...only to find out that there are sticker pages.
** Following this...
--->'''Caddy''': [''while putting a sticker of Mr. Potato on his forehead''] I always wanted to be a knobhead and now I can be!
* Caddy does every snort and woof hilariously. He also gets confused on who is talking to whom.
* Caddy getting more confused on being told to put stickers when he claims that he doesn't have them.
* When Caddy gets to the part where "Mr Potato chats with the children," he blows into the Stranger Danger Whistle once again.
* Caddy eventually reveals that the story featured in the magazine [[CallBack is based on the episode he showed on his Peppa Pig video.]]
* Caddy finds out that the stickers he was to put on the book at the page at the end. He proceeds to call the magazine out for doing this.
* Caddy comparing the taste of the sticker of Peppa to...
--->'''Caddy''': "If it was legal... to grind up snotty, bratty horrible children into a paste... and spread it on toast... I think this is what it would taste like." [''spits out sticker, scoring a direct hit on the glittery trophy free gift and sending it flying'']
* "Oh, come on Daddy Pig. [[ItMakesSenseInContext You're not even good enough for the DOG to eat.]]"

[[AC:ALL 10 Mega Man Games.... (PART 1/2)]]
* The intro. Caddy appears in a sidewalk, a la Mega Man, stops walking and exclaims...
--> '''Caddy:''' '''THIS WAS THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD!!!'''
* [[RunningGag Sliding up ladders]].

[[AC:ALL 10 Mega Man Games.... (PART 2/2)]]
* "Previously on the Caddicarus show..."
--> '''Caddy:''' '''THIS WAS THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD!!!'''
** "...And it still is."
* In Mega Man 5 you can still [[BrickJoke slide up ladders]] ''(cue [[RunningGagged Mega Man being hit and dying as]] [[StockScream the Wilhelm Scream plays]])''

[[AC:Spider-Man ([=PS4=])]]
* Caddy spending the entire review dressed up... as ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}.
-->'''Caddy:''' This is the closest outfit I have. Shut up.
* Caddy suddenly takes back all his praise for the game when he realizes it doesn't have the pizza delivery theme from ''Spider-Man 2''... only to immediately rejoice when he discovers that the theme ''was'' included as an Easter Egg.

[[AC: THE NEW WORST GAME EVER MADE (Animal Soccer World)]]
* "Phoenix Games have returned...'''you bastard!'''"
** The opening skit in general. Between shots of apocalypses, we see Caddy happily washing dishes, hoovering his floor and polishing his katana that he now suddenly has. Then a hamster delivers the above line. And Caddy promptly [[DrivenToSuicide Yoshimitsu's]] himself.
* Comparing Harry the birdman to a flasher.
* Caddy [[DrivenToSuicide slaughtering himself]] upon seeing the "rebel biker duck gang".
* At one point a duck nurse in the film intervenes by simulating an ambulance siren. Caddy compares it to a bullfighting contest with a person disguised as the bull, a deleted scene from ''Film/TheExorcist'', and his auntie's last words.
--> "''UH-EE-UH-EE-UH-EE-UH-EE-UH''"
* [[https://youtu.be/R3L2pPyYi5k?t=502 Caddy gets frustrated]] when some of the characters' lines are too quiet to understand, causing him to complain that he's not watching ''{{Film/A Quiet Place}}''. Cue a clip of the old man from that movie [[RunningGag making the aforementioned siren noise]].
-->'''Caddy:''' ''(quietly)'' Hey though, do you mind at all if you'd speak up just a tiny bit, because ''(trails off into [[{{Main/Angrish}} frustrated gibberish]])''!
* Caddy's reaction to the laughing goat.
* Caddy dubs a looped scene in which an elephant launches a soccer ball with his trunk with accordion music.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Is the bear's name Samsung?"]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "HE'S GONNA SHIT NOW!"]]
* Hell, the ''whole damn video'' is absolutely hilarious.

[[AC: Super Bowsette 64]]
* The video opens with a news report, stating that ''Animal Soccer World'' was killed by police after it locked Caddy in his room. The police arrived after a neighbor complained about screaming coming from his house for over three hours:
-->'''Caddy, lying in bed''': ''[[CallBack UH-EH-UH-EH-UH-EH]]''
** "victim: jimbly"
* After recovering from the incident, Caddy decides to boot up ''VideoGame/SuperMario64''. What greets him after the initial cutscene? Peach with large [[RunningGag breats]], wearing lingerie and speaking in mashed up voice clips of both Peach and Bowser, with the [[VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU Super Crown]] on her head.
-->'''Caddy''': (''beat'') Okay, what the [[CurseCutShort fu-]] [''smash cut to intro'']
** And the fact that this video marks the official start of the Month of Terraaarrr... (aarr...). It turns out that Caddy was deliberately looking for something unusual and deranged to show off about the Mario series, [[GoneHorriblyRight and boy, did he find it.]]
* Caddy's reaction to Bowsette's running animation while she's carrying something: whispering to a dinner plate, then breaking it and declaring that he's lost his shit.
* At the end of the video, Caddy prepares to say what he'll cover next, only to cut to Bowsette sliding down a slope in a rather unusual way.
-->'''Caddy''': Jesus Christ, that's why Bowsette's chest is so enlarged, her bags are full of helium! She's so buoyant that she's floating above the floor!

[[AC: Mega Man 11]]
* Caddy has a field day with how Wily never thought to use the Double Gear before despite it being described in game as ''his life's work''.
* He also gets a chuckle out of how Wily is such a CardCarryingVillain that he has skulls on his bed and on his ''PJs''.
* Comparing Bounce Man's death quote to a reaction you'd have to seeing a beautiful purse.

[[AC: Resident Evil]]
* How does the video start? Caddy exploring local shops to find the UK has been stocking Christmas guff well before Halloween has even come and gone.
-->'''Caddy pointing at a Father Christmas shirt''': It's October.\\
'''Caddy pointing at an M&M's advent clander''': It's October.\\
'''Caddy pointing at some [[ArchEnemy Peppa Pig]] books''': '''''IT'S HELL'''''\\
'''Caddy pointing at some Christmas crockery''': It's October.\\
'''Caddy pointing at a box of Cadbury's Festive Friends biscuits''': It's October.\\
'''Caddy pointing at a WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine squishable toy''': Do you want a squishy Fat Controller?\\
'''Caddy pointing at an array of Christmas puddings:''' It's October.\\
'''Caddy pointing at ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''''': It's Octo-AH! That's better! Can we at least get Halloween out of the way before shoving Christmas down our throats, planet Earth?
* Caddy's skull face mask is pretty impressive tech. The fact that he's wearing it with a basic Bloodborne hoodie? Adorable.
* Recounting the series' history and genesis, Caddy details how what started as an attempt at remaking ''VideoGame/SweetHome'' ultimately ended up as the Playstation classic that is ''Resident Evi-''
-->'''Caddy:''' ''[[MarketBasedTitle Biohazard]]''. Yeah its called ''Biohazard'' in Japan. The name was changed overseas because of stupid shit.
* He plays a modified ISO of the game that has the uncensored intro FMV so we get to see Joseph Frost's demise in full detail (although he misses out on Chris Redfield smoking in the cast roll.) The zombie scene is also uncensored...to rather jauntily show the severed and mutilated head of Kenneth Sullivan dropping to the floor. Oh and the intro is now in full colour so-
-->'''Caddy:''' JESUS CHRIST ALBERT WESKER'S HAIR IS [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} PIKACHU]] YELLOW, ''[[BigYes YES]]!''
* Speaking of said intro, Caddy doesn't trust Raccoon City media's report on the cannibal murders going about town, citing [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Stanley Kael]] as his reason because the guy's name [[SdrawkcabName backwards]] is "leak".
* When Caddy takes down the two dogs that spook him in that infamous L-shaped hallway, he does so with such ease that he wonders why Wesker won't let him out the front door (granted, [[TheMole Wesker has his reasons]] but still).
* Caddy decides to play as Jill despite Chris ''supposedly'' being on the front cover because he feels that when you see Jill, you'll say to yourself: "[[{{Pun}} WO, MAN...]]"
-->'''Background Caddy:''' [[AC: You suck!]]
* And clearly like all humans, Caddy [[EnsembleDarkhorse loves the hell out of Barry Burton]]. ''BARRY BLOODY BUGGERING BASTARDING BURTON''. Getting a LEGENDARY LIMITLESS LUSCIOUS LORNE LANNING vibe here.
* Caddy showcases how Resident Evil's classic item boxes work (they're interconnected...somehow) by opening one up and shooting into it. He then moves to another room, in tank style naturally, opens the next item box he finds with a cheery "HELLOOOOOOO"...and the shot he fired earlier comes out of the box and [[BoomHeadshot brains him]].
* He also appeared to make some wrong choices as he ends up with the ending where Barry dies, and you don't fight the Tyrant again on the helipad which no longer blows up. What sells it is how easy it is to get said ending compared to how Caddy almost accidentally got it (since he covered the bit with Barry dropping the rope, he likely went on ahead since choosing to actually wait for Barry to come back helps ensure his survival.)
* "By the way, serious question for Americans--why do you call them 'erbs? Why is there a silent H there? What, do you live in an ''OUSE''?"

[[AC: Red Dead Redemption 2]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 12]]

[[AC:The Playstation Classic]]
* The Badvent Calendar seems to have mentally broken Caddy, as he is introduced here [[WalkingShirtlessScene wearing only a pair of tights, stretched as high as possible]], walking in a very exaggerated manner with his legs arched wide, and making bizarre screeching noises.
** Once the titular console is chucked at him though, Caddy is [[EveryoneHasStandards utterly disgusted at the thought of having to play it]] and demands to know if he [[HypocriticalHumour looks like a fool to the narrator]].
* Caddy tried to get the PS Classic running but due to some USB power cable snafus between him, the PS Classic and the SNES Classic Mini, no dice. So he decides to show us via Wire-cam, sorry, Maximumfirehazard-Cam since his wires are all behind the TV in a massive tangle.
* Also, the PS Classic's UI is based off of the original Playstation's BIOS screen...or it would be and would mean more to Caddy if he didn't grow up with PAL Playstations that had the blocky square-laden white-grey BIOS screen instead of the purple paint-splattered one everyone else knows.
* While playing ''[[VideoGame/Persona1 Revelations: Persona]]'', Caddy meets the game's resident BigGood, Philemon, but can't exactly parse his name properly.
-->'''Philemon:''' My name is Philemon-\\
'''Caddy:''' What?\\
'''Philemon:''' Philemon.\\
'''Caddy:''' [[Creator/PhilLaMarr Phil [=LaMarr=]?]]\\
'''Philemon:''' Philemon.\\
'''Caddy:''' Ahh, right! Okay, I got ya...hm, I could swear I popped a rather nasty "philemar" on the back of my neck, yesterday.
** Also he named his character Crisps.
-->'''Ms. Smith''': Crisps! Are you OK?
[[AC: VideoGame/PlayStationAllStarsBattleRoyale]]
* The setup for the collab: Caddy just unlocked every character in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' and beat story mode with all of them, so he invites WebVideo/ScottTheWoz to play online. When Scott asks what he gets in return:
-->'''Caddy:''' I'll send you a copy of VideoGame/WiiMusic.\\
'''Scott:''' Oh.
-->'''Caddy:''' And alcohol.
-->'''Scott:''' *gurk*
-->'''Caddy:''' Lots of alcohol.
-->'''Scott:''' *squee*
* After Caddy mentions he reviewed the game positively on Current Quickies:
--> '''Scott''': Oh, you mean the show with the "See-yoar"?\\
''(Cut to Caddy writing something.)''\\
'''Scott''': What are you doing?\\
'''Caddy''': I'm reminding myself to kill you if you ever say that again.
* This:
--> '''Caddy''': So what you're getting at is that this is Smash Brothers...\\
'''Scott and Caddy at the same time''': But worse.\\
'''Caddy''': Oh, we're like two peas in a pod, aren't we?\\
'''Scott''': I hate peas...\\
''(Caddy spews out a bunch of peas.)''
* "Compare this to Smash Bros." - Creator/{{Socrates}}
* "I'd rather listen to [[Music/{{Metallica}} James Hetfield]] sing Film/MaryPoppins." And the hilariously awful impression that follows.

[[AC: Resident Evil 2 Remake]]
* The intro starts on what looks like Cerys sneaking up on a zombie Caddy feasting, knife at the ready...and he's really just sucking up some spilt orange juice with a straw.
* "I hope you're...Ready-dent Evil."
* And Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy '''''SHIT''''' does Caddy find the graphics of the remake amazing...including the truck driver and his greasy burger meal at the very start.
-->'''Caddy:''' And I have been waiting way too many years for the game to render a realistic old greasy truck driver eating a burger ''BUT THE WAIT WAS WORTH IT'' '''''OH YEAH'''''
* Caddy wants to start on Hardcore since it reinstates the ink ribbon SaveGameLimits of old...and then he gets eaten by the very first zombie.
-->'''Caddy:''' Bitch I'm ready for you come at me mate I've aged better than Creator/WillSmith! (cut to Leon getting zombie'd) Oh. Oh. Oh. Huh. Well that's embarrassing. I don't think I've ever died at the first enemy of a ''Resident Evil'' game since I was seven years old.
* Leon standing too close to exploding cars should have caused ear drum damage, as Caddy puts it when he drowns out the game's audio with a tinnitus ring.
* Caddy is ready to deal with the lack of [=RE4=] Leon, his personal favourite thanks to the infamously corny quips. Since this is [=RE2=] Leon who's still fresh faced and goody goody, Caddy has to expect some more bland fare...and then [=RE2=] Leon shouts "Chew on that!" after blowing up a giant alligator that bit on an exploding pipe, then quips about writing a report on ringing a bell and making it crash to the ground to get some electrical parts. Caddy is left VERY happy after that.
* He takes the time to mock Ada Wong for wearing [[SunglassesAtNight sunglasses in a blacked out area.]] Making up for not mocking Wesker for it?
* Additionally, the way Caddy praises the remake for continuing the series' return to its survival horror roots, especially compared to ''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil6 Exploding City of Impeccable Doom Evil 6]]''.
* While talking about the many files dotted around the game detailing the tragic fate of Raccoon City's people, Caddy finds Chief Irons' diary, where he mentions he "nearly came" while slicing open a tiger's belly (Taxidermy used to be his hobby. But no longer.)
-->'''Caddy:''' (on the phone) Hello? Is that Creator/RickyGervais? Have I got an animal cruelty story for you!

[[AC: Kingdom Hearts 3]]
* At the start of the video, Caddy has the [[SarcasmMode bright idea]] of taking a shot every time the words "heart", "light" or "darkness" are said in Kingdom Hearts III. Predictably, he doesn't even last a minute before stumbling out into his back garden with boxes on his feet, yelling at his invisible partners, and attempting to fend off a group of sheep that are several feet away.
** Later on, he decides to take a shot every time he goes, [[RuleOfCool "Wow, that's so cool!"]] Less than a minute later, he's dead.
---> jimbly
---> he drank
** [[RuleOfThree Later still,]] he decides to do a third drinking game for whenever DonaldDuck [[TheUnintelligible says something he can understand without subtitles.]]
---> ''40 hours later...''
---> '''Caddy:''' You'll be fine, ''because you never can!''

[[AC: Top 10 WORST American [=PS1=] box arts!]]

[[AC: Metro Exodus [=PS4=]]]
* Caddy is so bored with how mediocre the game itself is that he decides he'd rather read the books that the game was based on, and then rejoices when he sees one of the books the game is based on on an ingame shelf...only for said shelf to get destroyed by the Tsar Fish.
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh, well thanks very much, fishy wishy, I was gonna get that signed.

[[AC: The Playstation VR]]
* While Caddy did have fun playing with his VR headset, it's far from perfect, especially since it's more of a luxury intended solely for the elite.
--> *Caddy sees a VR headset with a ''quadruple'' digit price*
--> '''Caddy:''' [[BigOMG HOLY SHIT!]] ''HOW MUCH IS THAT?!''
* Caddy has a right fun old time playing ''VR Worlds'', specifically ''The London Heist'' and its engaging gameplay...and amazingly overdone British accents. Unfortunately this causes an unwelcome (to Caddy) cameo from Quick J. Hoarsethroat.
-->'''Quick J. Hoarsethroat:''' DID I HEAR MY MATE?\\
'''Caddy:''' Jesus Christ who said that?! Why the hell would you do that?!\\
'''Quick J. Hoarsethroat:''' (winks and "[[CatchPhrase ''Cyoar!'']]"'s)
* When listing off the additional benefits of playing ''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil7Biohazard Resident Evil 7]]'' on VR:
-->'''Caddy:''' And you even get to play as VideoGame/{{Rayman}}!\\
'''([[MoodWhiplash upbeat]] ''[[MoodWhiplash Rayman]]'' [[MoodWhiplash music starts playing]])'''\\
'''Caddy:''' Well, Ethan, you know, I wouldn't worry so much about any of this, because your ''entire arm isn't even there''.
* Gateaux, the hood-masked demon-voiced shirtless weirdo from previous videos, returns to provide Caddy a copy of ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamVR'' to try out by...[[ToiletHumor expelling it from behind him, shall we say.]]
--> '''Gateaux:''' '''''Ooh, that was a bit spicy-'''''\\
'''Caddy:''' ''Leave.''\\
'''Gateaux:''' (runs off crying)
** The game let's you see Bruce Wayne's parents get shot from his own point of view. That's how ''Arkham VR'' starts off.
** While marvelling at the game's reflection effects and how Batman mirrors your every hand movement, Caddy has him do [[WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit Wallace's excited pose.]]
-->'''Wallace:''' That's right! ''Cheese!''
** Sitting down while playing causes issues with the PS Camera (especially when its set below the TV) meaning Caddy has trouble taking a piano key offered to him by Alfred.
--> '''Caddy:''' ''Eh! Ehh! Ehhh! Ehhhh!''\\
'''Alfred:''' Master Bruce-\\
'''Caddy:''' SHUT UP ALFRED I'M TRYING- oh finally I picked it up- (drops it) OH WHAT OH '''''DAMN YOU ALFRED!''''' (shakes fist at a vaguely amused Alfred)
** The Penguin is somehow made of steel since batarangs clang when hitting him.
* Certain VR games frequently cause Caddy to [[RunningGag THRUP]].
[[AC: Klonoa: Door to Phantomile]]
* All [[CallBack the times Caddy quotes his original video]].
* BALUE [[WesternAnimation/TheJungleBook1967 THE BEAR!]]
[[AC:Sekiro is WAY TOO EASY]]

[[AC:PEPSIMAN!]]
* The concept of Pepsiman was introduced by a voiceover of Caddy in a church with the Holy [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Bibble]] when
-->'''VO!Caddy''': Staring unto him is [[SuddenlyShouting HIS TRUE GOD PEPSIMAN, YOUR GOD IS A LIE]]
* Caddy screams "PEPSI IS BETTER THAN COKE!!!" off a rooftop.
* During a level where Pepsiman is skating down the street of a city. Caddy [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 goes for the low-hanging fruit]].
-->'''Caddy''': Rolling around at the speed of HELP!
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Spider-Man throwing his games at Caddy.]]
* [[SurpriseCreepy "Doesn't this make you want to crack open a cold one with the lads right now?!"]]
* Caddy's reaction to an Engrish sign in the background.
--> Caddy: "Delicious and healthfull? What the [[CurseCutShort fu--"]]
* Caddy theorizes the game is a metaphor for Pepsi always finding you in the end [[SurpriseCreepy no matter what you do to try and stop it.]]
--> YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE PEPSI
* When Caddy compares the difficulty of the game to surgery, he realizes he could be doing better things with his time.
--> Caddy: "I could be training to BECOME a surgeon. I could be an... F1 driver! I could be the back end of a pantomime donkey! Hell, I could even be the PATIENT OF THE SURGEON!!!"

[[AC:Breakout [=PS1=] ft. RECTANGLES WITH EYES!]]
* "I'm a little more fixated about Bouncer expanding for no reason and saying out loud that he must go deeper followed by him shouting that he's coming. Who made this game?"
* This exchange:
-->'''Caddy''': I remember that time when Nathan Drake went to a prison, Ancient Egypt, a castle, -The Combine Harvester by The Wurzles starts playing- and then a farm.
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Cerys shooting Caddy's head off, causing it to turn into the ball in Breakout for a few seconds before flying back onto his shoulders and exploding.]]
[[AC:Yoshi's TEDIOUS World]]

[[AC:Team Sonic Racing DESTROYS Friendships]]
* For some reason, Caddy's pass marked him as living in the United States, which he obviously doesn't.
-->'''Caddy:''' Did you know that I'm from America? Cuz I didn't!
* Caddy annoyed of how his recorded gameplay footage in London become corrupted and unusable when he got home...
-->'''Caddy:''' So screw computer, screw capture card, ''and screw [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Big the Cat]]''!!
* After explaining the team mechanic, he then talks about the cast of characters to pick from:
-->'''Caddy:''' And there's quite a cast to pick from here, like Sonic, Eggman, Vector, Shadow, and... (Shows [[VideoGame/SonicLostWorld Zavok]], and says absolutely nothing.)
* Caddy reveals he unlocked the ability to make characters' vehicles gold, and thus gave Eggman a solid gold ride.
-->"[=#DrJewelry"=]
* [[Series/{{TheITCrowd}} "The Jewelry Man!"]]
* "WE ALL FELL ASLEEP AND THEN DIED, THE END."
** "here lies cad. shadow found my ak-47."
[[AC:A Banned [=PS1=] Game...]]
* The game in question is ''VideoGame/ThrillKill'', and how is the game delivered to Caddy? By another Caddy, ''in a red dress, crawling down the stairs in a demented way and spitting the game out''.
** Said dress? That's the first time it's been worn! Not even his girlfriend Cerys, who bought the dress for herself, wore it before that point!
* Caddy states that he knows exactly how it feels to be banned.
-->'''Caddy:''' What do you mean I'm no longer allowed at the boat club!? Listen, [[NoodleIncident I only sniffed them a little bit!]]
* The reason that the game was banned in the first place. Just before the game's projected release date, the original company that made the game was bought out by EA, who promptly cancelled the game. Why, you may ask? Because they were afraid of damaging their reputation by releasing it. Despite two things: 1). There were more violent and mature video games released before Thrill Kill (including ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' and ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry'') and 2). The fact that ''EA'', of all companies, being afraid of damaging their reputation is absurd, [[HarsherInHindsight especially when you consider what they're like this day in age]].
-->"EA Games: '''''PISS OFF EVERYONE'''''".

[[AC:Borderlands 3 Made Me Wee]]

[[AC:Crash Bandicoot Butts: A Tier List]]
* The entire concept of the tier list. Caddy making a tier list based on ''Crash's butts throughout the years''. Finally living up to Crash's working title of "Sonic's Ass Game".
* Despite the image Caddy took of Crash in ''Nitro Fueled'' not showing his butt at all, he places it in A tier. His reason? The picture is of Crash looking behind himself with a very surprised look on his face, which Caddy takes as him thinking "Goddamn, that's a great ass!"

[[AC:Crash Twinsanity]]
* Caddy plays ''VideoGame/CrashTwinsanity'', in an attempt to recover from his last video about... "bandicoot nether regions", only to find... Cortex slapping Crash in the butt.
* One level features Crash and Cortex briefly crashing through what is obviously [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar a brothel in a kid's game.]] Named "Moulin Cortex." And some of Cortex's dialogue implies his ''mother'' works there. Sadly Caddy doesn't seem to notice what is obviously [[TheCameo Tawna]] on the sign.
** There's also his reaction to the cutscene preceding said level, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything in which Crash stares]] ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything very]]'' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything intensely at Cortex's rear end.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' I think we know who missed breakfast, because ''Crash is ready to EAT''!
* In a skit regarding the game's soundtrack, Caddy requests some a capella instruments from a man called "Mr. Mouth". He ends up taking a throat clear and belch... from Mr. Mouth's prep sessions. What does he make with them? ''[[VideoGame/{{Doom}} At Doom's Gate]], consisting entirely of belches and throat clears''. [[https://youtu.be/V51Ghu3hkXQ?t=821 It has to be heard to be believed.]]
* At one point Caddy comes across a rather sickly looking N. Gin.
-->'''Caddy:''' Umm...N. Gin? Are you alright? (beat) Have you got ebola?
* Addressing the random slowdown on N. Gin's battleship.
-->'''Caddy:''' And for some strange reason, this is the first part of the game so far (voice starts progressively slowing down) that completely slows down ''and makes you feel like a pensioner with arthritis''. '''Come on Crash, wake up''', '''''do you need me to get you a Monster energ-'''''
* Caddy is introduced to his EvilTwin "Baddy", who is... just Caddy with an upside down head.
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh no, It's my evil twin brother "Baddy"!
-->'''Baddy:''' I hear you don't like evil twin tropes, so I'm here to fight you!
-->'''Caddy:''' No.
-->''(Baddy abruptly disappears)''
-->'''Caddy:''' Where did he go?
-->''(Baddy reappears and laughs)''
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh, he's still there.



[[AC:Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled]]
* Caddy comparing Uka Uka's voice to a "[[ArousedByTheirVoice sexy]] jazz musician".

[[AC:Glover [=PS1=] (the BAD version...)]]
* Caddy's beautifully atrocious impression of [[Series/SesameStreet Grover]], which cuts in again every time he pronounces Glover as "Glow-ver".
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext I mean, did ever see that movie about those clowns getting a divorce after their clown child was killed by a falling piano?]] It shouldn't have been funny, ''but it was funny''".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 13]]
[[AC: Thomas the Tank Engine....ON PLAYSTATION?!]]
* The RunningGag with the bizarre NightmareFuel loading screens, and Caddy's reactions to them. The reaction to the one after the racing minigame deserves special mention.
-->'''Caddy:''' Hey, do you reckon on the Island of Sodor, when a train loses a race against another train, [[TemptingFate it gets thrown into the scrapyard?]]
-->''(A loading screen pops up that shows Oliver in the scrapyard)''
-->'''Caddy:''' ''(beat)'' I WAS KIDDING!
* "All we need to do is pick the correct track shape to help out Satan incarnate as a train and away we go."
* "James murdered my dog!"
** "Henry slept with my wife!"
** [[RuleOfThree "Thomas has cholera!"]]
* The train that Caddy creates.
-->'''Caddy:''' I made a train called [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Gerard Way]], and he's an angsty young engine full of hatred that nobody understands. Also, I think his funnel is overcompensating for something.
* "Bill and Ben, Bill and Ben, the flowerpot [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} trains.]]"
* The ending skit, Caddy enters his kitchen to find a toy of Percy with torn up bread, prompting Caddy to mime with the famous. "Look what you've done to our breakfast!" line from ''Thomas Comes to Breakfast''. Before cutting to him slamming the door shut, resulting in the letterbox falling off (Bonus points as shown in the outtakes is that the Letterbox failure wasn't actually planned and [[ThrowItIn they decided to keep it in.]])
* The opening skit with Creator/TomSka as "[[ShapedLikeItself TomSka the Train... Person]]" deserves special mention as well:
-->'''Caddy''': What's that on your head?
-->'''[=TomSka=]''': My short stumpy funnel.
-->'''Caddy''': I need to stop asking questions.
** Seconds later, he brings up his "short stumpy dome", prompting Caddy to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leave in disgust]], but before he does...
-->'''[=TomSka=]''': ''(gestures dramatically towards Caddy as sad music plays)'' No, wait! DON'T GO!
-->'''Caddy''': Why not?
-->(Tom promptly farts the game out from his funnel, a cardboard tube crudely taped to his head, and hits Jim in the face with it).
* The introduction following the above-mentioned opening skit.
-->'''Caddy''': Thomas the Tank Engine is a train. -beat- He's blue. -beat- He has a face. -beat- Thanks for coming to my seminar!
* "AND HERE'S AN IMAGE OF A DYING TRACTION ENGINE!"
** Which is quickly followed by Caddy breaking down as he attempts to sing the Thomas & Friends theme song.
* Thomas the Tankin Dankin
** Tom Tom the Tank Tank
** Honkey the Tonk Eagle
* "'Oh thank you, sir!' said Thomas", complete with the series' trademark spinning eyes superimposed on Caddy's face.
** Heck, pretty much every face Caddy makes during the video, especially shrugging at the idea that Sir Topham Hatt doesn't know the time, or the devious grin when he intends to let [[ButtMonkey Percy]] [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential get slammed by falling rocks.]]
* "What do you think the crime rate on Sodor is like?"
* "Onto the [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} JAMES]] mini-game."

[[AC: Garbage Gaming Opinions]]

[[AC: Peppa Pig HAS A MUSIC CAREER]]
* Peppa P'Eminem
* Caddy brings up the infamous "Peppa Pig is 7'1"" meme, and then wonders that if she's that tall, [[FridgeHorror how big does that make Daddy Pig]]? Cue an overblown picture of Daddy Pig appearing next to a cowering Caddy.
-->'''Daddy Pig:''' I know exactly how heavy I am!\\
'''Caddy:''' Please don't.\\
''(Daddy Pig leans back onto Caddy with a loud CRUNCH!)''\\
'''Daddy Pig:''' Oh-ho-ho-ho!
* His dramatic readings of "Bing Bong Zoo" and "Balloon Ride".


[[AC:Pushing the Switch Lite to Breaking Point]]
* The "[[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} Octogre]]" poster.
* Caddy apparently has a second life as a "horrible goose", flapping his arms around and scaring everybody while wearing a goose mask with a built-in kazoo.

[[AC: Yooka Laylee and the Impossible Lair]]
* Both times Caddy reads a word that Microsoft Word auto-corrected, which consist of "Donkey Long Country" instead of "Donkey Kong Country" and "furnishing" instead of "frustrating".

[[AC: MediEvil [=PS4=]]]
* Caddy having Sir Dan bounce on a brain platform and singing a jolly song before he gets interrupted by a turret enemy and goes [[BerserkButton berserk]] on it.
* "I make some fucked up babies!"
** "[[CrossesTheLineTwice I also make too many babies.]] [[OffingTheOffspring They've got to go somewhere!]]"

[[AC: Luigis Mansion 3]]
* "I know what hides under your bed every night, children. [[ItMakesSenseInContext It's Chainsaw Luigi]]..."
** "[[SuddenlyShouting HUSH, LITTLE BABY]]! [[SuddenlyShouting DON'T SAY A WORD]]!! [[AxCrazy LUIGI'S GONNA SAW YOUR LEGS OFF]]!"
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext IT'S-A ME,]] [[Creator/GordonRamsay GORDON RAMSAY]]!"

[[AC: Death Stranding]]

[[AC: Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order]]
* The intro has Caddy enter Amy's room, jump-cutting into his hoodie and igniting a Kylo Ren lightsaber. [[ComedicSociopathy She doesn't last long.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' AMY.\\
'''Amy:''' ''What'' do you want?\\
'''Caddy:''' (now wearing a hoodie, grins and activates saber)\\
'''Amy:''' Oh.\\
''One Wilhelm Scream later and Caddy exits the room, still grinning.''\\
'''Caddy:''' ''I love ending younglings.''
* Eager to try out all the Force magic in the game, the first we see of Caddy playing the game...is making Cal glitch out on a pole.
* Jedi Master was Caddy's preferred difficulty over the game's hardest setting, Grand Master. [[MentorOccupationalHazard "I mean have you seen what happens to the grandmasters?"]] (cue [[MemeticMutation LEGO Yoda Death noise]])
* "And after a daring escape, you hook up with a band of raggle taggle rogues with a lady called Cere, and a four armed nightmare monster called FREEZY BREEZE MADE THESE THREE TREES FREEZE Greez."
* Much to Caddy's horror, at one point the ginger-haired Cal starts plucking at a space mandolin (well, [[https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Seven-string_hallikset seven string hallikset]] but yeah.)
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh no, CAL! NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Put that guitar down, with that hair we don't need a Star Wars Music/EdSheeran! (pauses clip) Although saying that...Ed Sheeran looks like he came from Star Wars anyway.
* The magically appearing A-posing Nightbrothers on Dathomir.
* Sadly, even on the beefy tech that is [=PS4=] Pro with Performance Mode on, texture pop in still kinda marred Caddy's experience. That and parts where the game pauses briefly to load the rest of the world while Cal seems to vibrate in fourth dimensional space rapidly.
* The combat and difficulty of ''Fallen Order'', as Caddy noticed is, rather reminiscent of ''[[VideoGame/DarkSouls Dark 'So]]''''[[VideoGame/LordsOfTheFallen LORDS OF THE FALLEN!]]'' Continuining this is the experience system and stims being reminiscent of the mechanics from ''Dark Sou''''[[VideoGame/{{Nioh}} NIOH!]]''
* Caddy phonetically yelling out BD-1's subtitles as if they were actual words.
* Speaking of BD-1, Caddy realizing that his name could be a pun on "''B''u''D''dy." Cue the Star Wars "LOL" title.
* At one point Caddy learns of the late Jedi master [[https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ooba-Neba_Nocci Ooba-Neba Nocci.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' Waitwaitwait, hang on a BLEEDING HOLE, who's this? Ooba Neeba Knocky? (smaller voice) IS THAT [[Music/EdSheeran ED SHEERAN]]'S JEDI NAME?
* Caddy was all too eager to change his lightsaber colour to green, seeing blue as overrated. Once he finally got to change it to purple..."I'm [[Creator/SamuelLJackson Samuel L.]] [[Literature/HarryPotter Weasley!]]"
* Cal looks like he's being told off by a maths teacher on the pause screen.
-->'''Caddy:''' (in falsetto) Why haven't you done! Your! HOMEWORK!\\
'''Cal:''' ''Oh miss I'm so sorry please don't get the wolves!''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 14]]
[[AC: I Spent $115 on the WORST [=PS4=] Games Ever]]
* Caddy starts off the new decade [[CallBack the same way he started off 2019]], with Creator/{{Yungtown}}'s voice triumphantly announcing his return, and Caddy walking into frame with his pants extremely hiked up. However, instead of guttural throat noises, Caddy simply announces that he's taking the bins out front.
* Caddy summarizes his underwhelmed reaction to ''Orc Slayer'' by revealing the footage alongside the audio from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxnY2SWZTvk&ab_channel=Pherwro "How to destroy the celebration with a trumpet"]]
* Caddy's reaction to the usage of {{Synthetic Voice Actor}}s in ''The Unknown City - Episode 1'':
-->'''Caddy:''' Yes! Daniel's in this game! Text-to-Speech Daniel!
** And not only that, Daniel's the Text-to-Speech voice used in many MLG Montage Parodies and meme reading compilations!
** Caddy then recreates [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus's fake laughter scene]] using Daniel's voice. It's exactly as monotone as you think it is.
* Caddy gives up in the middle of playing one of the Gilson B. Pontes trilogy and decides to wander around on his own, coming across a lake. When he goes to see if he can swim, his character [[WalkOnWater strides casually across the water's surface as if it were solid ground.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' (head flips upside down) '''''I'VE LOST IT NOW!'''''
** One of the games has voice acting. [[VoiceOfTheLegion Really]] [[DullSurprise wooden]] [[SyntheticVoiceActor voice]] [[NoPunctuationPeriod acting]].
-->'''Caddy:''' '[Imitating the game's narration, VoiceOfTheLegion and all]' Oh man I am hungry I am gonna go make some dinner I cannot make any dinner because I have to play this game I must buy bread and milk from the shops later to make my dinner so I suppose I could not make my dinner-
** Among the other things Gilson is credited for in one of the games is "Stinky Poo Poo Wiping" and "Man Who Made My Sandwiches"
* Caddy taking the piss out of ''Life of Black Tiger's'' shoddy ragdoll physics.
-->'''Caddy''' ''(As a dead wolf with an outstretched jaw, in a new yorker accent)'': AYYYYY! EY, JOEY, HOW YA DOIN'?
[[AC: The Wonderful World of [=PS1=] Demo Discs]]
* The beginning: Caddy makes innuendos to an offscreen entity, revealed to be a Majora's Mask cartridge, which he sits down to play, only for him to encounter a glitch, then declare that the cartridge needs a hole in the middle and shooting it with his fingers, turning it into a demo disc. He then tastes his gun fingers, stares off into space and strongly declares the following:
-->'''Caddy:''' BEEF
* At one point, Caddy tries imitating [[Series/LazyTown Robbie Rotten]] while talking about ''Demo 1'', but finds himself doing a UsefulNotes/BernieSanders impression instead.
* When discussing the trippy menus:
-->'''Caddy:''' Every demo disc released month after month didn't only brand new utterly sickening fonts for the games, but even provided a slightly different hypnotic screen for you to watch and [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext obey the walrus the walrus is my life the walrus will look after me the walrus will love me the walrus is all-knowing the walrus is all-powerful the walrus will guide me to eternity]] [[MadnessMantra obey the walrus obey the walrus]]
* One trailer for the ''Hercules'' PS game has the narrator challenging players to face Medusa's wrath...or "wroff" as he pronounces it for some reason.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Still a valid but very antiquated pronunciation, mind.[[/labelnote]]
-->'''Caddy:''' Sorry, I was sitting in my BOTH, working on some MOTH and ignoring everyone like a [=socioPOTH=].
[[AC: The Weird World of UsefulNotes/PlayStation Magazines]]
* When Caddy begins discussing the concept of magazines, he lists off various ludicrously titled magazines that cover strange and unusual topics. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer And they're all real.]]
* Steven Foo: a 23-year-old chef who can't decide the best [=PS1=] game because there's too many to choose from, and can't decide the worst because he doesn't buy bad games.
* Caddy's spiel on the history of regularly-published printed media contains hilarious RapidFireComedy.
-->'''Caddy:''' And like, I don't need to give you a detailed history lesson on magazines because that means talking about the history of published written text that started in Get Stuffed B.C., but for a basic rundown, after the world's first newspaper column was published in 1605, which was aptly named '''''RELATION ALLER FÜRNEMMEN UND GEDENCKWÜRGIGEN HISTORIEN''''' the idea of releasing printed text media on a regular basis with constantly updated information seemed like a great idea. And then 6 years later, [[UsefulNotes/JamesTheFirst King James]] thought it would be very funny to release [[Literature/TheBible the same book]] over and over again for the next 400 years. Newspapers covered general topics and worldly goings-on, but that was just not very fun. (picture of fancy-dressed women playing golf) People didn't ''have'' hobbies in the 17th century! Until somebody called Armleg Nosefoot decided that if lots of people enjoyed throwing waste buckets on the vicar's head, then they could probably sell a regular releasing publication covering all the latest gossip in the world of poo in wood.
* Someone wrote in to complain that the male body was being misrepresented on the [=PS1=], so the magazine officials responded with a picture of [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Jin Kazama]] with a [[TakeThat rather rounded physique]].
* The magazine held contests for money to see who could do the most outrageous things in the name of UsefulNotes/PlayStation. These ranged from painting the VideoGame/TombRaider logo on the side of a boat to getting married while dressed as VideoGame/PaRappaTheRapper for the entire wedding ceremony.
* There was once a woman called Melissa who honestly believed that should there ever be a movie about VideoGame/{{Crash Bandicoot}}, the title role should be played by Creator/{{Brad Pitt}}. Cue Pitt's head on the body of Crash.
* Apparently, Caddy's friend Ben (who is also an animator for WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}) got into Issue 50 of the [=PS2=] magazine for managing to play VideoGame/{{Killzone}} before anyone else in the UK. And during dinner with the editors, in the middle of discussing the ''brand new game that nobody else had seen'', Ben decided to say "Ben doesn't like spicy food".
-->'''Caddy:''' ...dude, what is wrong with you?
-->'''Ben''': This is gooood-
* Caddy states that his postman loves him for collecting 10 years worth of official UsefulNotes/PlayStation magazines. Cut to an offscreen postman trying to fit a magazine through the mailslot, then giving up and ringing the doorbell.
-->'''Caddy:''' (grabbing the magazine) Ah, yes!
-->'''Postman:''' (sticking a gun through the mailslot) IF YOU BUY ONE MORE OF THOSE I SWEAR TO GOD-
* The footage from Caddy's mobile game sponsor is in vertical video, so he fills the black space with random gifs.
* Caddy getting extremely upset over the amateur's mistake of referring to Wumpa Fruit as "apples".
* After discovering the magazines he bought online still contain the registration cards, Caddy decides to fill it out: A free copy of Cash Banooca 2: Gringott's Steak House, delivered to the order of [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} "King D. Deedee"]], Address: "I'm not doxing myself".
* Apparently [[Music/{{Oasis}} Noel Gallagher]] is the greatest guitarist in the world.
* After the launch of the [=PS2=], magazine sales were dwindling due to the general British populace not considering magazines cool anymore, and only getting the console for the DVD player or because it was trendy. So they tried to appeal to the "lad" demographic by dumbing things down so much to where at one point ''entire pages'' were filled with nothing but seemingly identical hotlines. At one point, Caddy decides to call up his [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "local tart"]], only to find the number has been deactivated.
-->'''Caddy:''' NO! ''I WANT A LOCAL TART!!!'''
* Caddy at one point says that the magazine can convert even the most die-hard Sonic fan to a UsefulNotes/PlayStation fan. Cue Caddy in a ridiculous Sonic costume reading the magazine.
-->'''Sonic!Caddy''' [[Anime/SonicX I must go quickly!]] (awkwardly runs crouching down the stairs as "[[VideoGame/SonicForces Fist Bump]]" plays in the background)
[[AC: The Horrifying World of [=PS1=] Games for Babies]]
* The video happened because Caddy woke up from a bad dream of [[UncannyValley him being a baby]] to find that he now has tiny hands and figures he can only play baby games from then on. Later, the hands fall off, and Caddy gets his normal hands back, only to shrug it off since he already came this far.
* Caddy's [[RapidFireComedy whole speil]] on why the act of making video games for what he dubs "the lowest common denominator of human" makes complete sense.
-->'''Caddy:''' Picture this: [[Film/TheShining You're a dad.]] You get yourself a best-selling video game console like the [=PS1=]. You play it nonstop. Your wife asks you why you haven't said hello to her for 3 weeks or why the baby is cooking your chicken casserole for dinner, and she begins to blame '''THE VODDY GAMS''' for you being a neglectful dad. But then you turn around and tell her that '''''[[Creator/{{Ukinojoe}} NO!]]''''' It ''ISN'T'' because you're addicted to Disney's TARZUN, that ''CAN'T'' be it, cause this isn't ''YOUR'' [=PlayStation=], it's the ''FAMILY'S'' [=PlayStation=], see? There's also games for our children too! [=PlayStation: Scapegoating for shitty parents since 1994=].
* Little cretins named Benjamin don't look for flaws in things, they just want whatever has Peppa Pig's face on it. That's how you get them to eat healthy Strawberry and Peach Biscuits.
-->'''Caddy:''' Now shut up and eat your Peppa chops.
* While discussing some of the baby games he already reviewed, he mentions ''Santa Claus Saves the Earth'', and then its atrocious title screen music starts playing again. Caddy's reaction?
-->'''Caddy:''' [Crying] I'm sorry, everyone. I just... I haven't been this emotional since I saw ''[[Film/SavingPrivateRyan Saving Ryan's Privates]]''!
* Caddy faithfully keeps with his tradition of weird names for player characters/save files.
-->'''Caddy:''' Hello, my name is 'Munt.'
* "Ladies and Gentlemen, we apologize for the delays on your journey today, but a mental infant has decided to grab each end of the train and pull it apart. Thank You."
* Caddy understands the situation in a Series/{{Teletubbies}} game as "a vacuum cleaner with eyes watching people eat". He then laments about how he hates vacuum cleaners that do that, illustrated with a vacuum cleaner with massive googly eyes watching and then subsequently stealing Caddy's cereal.
* Inside the Teletubby Dome, you can make Tubby Custard, except not, because the Teletubbies never put a bowl underneath the dispenser, getting it all over the floor, and they then decide to flee the scene of the crime and leave footprints of blood for the Noo-Noo to eat.
* When playing ''Barbie: Race and Ride'', Caddy decides to name his horse "Baby", solely on the grounds that it's the worst possible name from the list.
** Speaking of ''Barbie: Race and Ride'', [[{{Understatement}} Caddy is not a big fan of its music.]]
---> '''Caddy:''' ''(with his hands over his ears)'' WHO MADE THIS MUSIC AND HOW CAN I LEGALLY ASSASSINATE THEM?!
* Caddy decides to partake in some method acting to be able to tolerate the games better. He does this using an inflatable Dualshock 4 chair [[OverlyLongGag that takes way too long to actually inflate]] (and also segues into the EnforcedPlug).
* "You are so committed to this jump arc that you've practically had kids with it by the time you land."
* "So if Rayman and the gang already know everything about English and Maths, why do we care about a single book going missing? Can't we just go and get another one at ''Whuss''?"
* When another Caddy barges in wearing the Sonic costume from the last video:
-->'''Caddy:''' There has got to be something that kids enjoy doing other than this.
-->'''[[{{UnfortunateImplications}} Sonic!Caddy:]]''' '''''OOOHOOHOOHOOOHOOHOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOO'''''
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!]]'''''
-->'''Sonic!Caddy:''' It's OK, mate, don't be frightened!
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''I AM!'''''
-->'''Sonic!Caddy:''' But I can show you other things that kids love doing!
-->'''Caddy:''' Like what?
-->'''Sonic!Caddy:''' Wanna play Silly Sausage?
-->'''Caddy:''' What?
-->'''Silly Sausage:''' Silly Sausage! Come on, play with me!
-->'''Caddy:''' No thanks, I'm good.
-->'''Silly Sausage:''' *poink* Dip Me! *plop* Stretch Me! *errp* Dip Me! *plop* Stretch Me! *errp* Poke Me! *poink* Stretch Me! *errp* Stretch Me! *errpErrpERRP''ERRP'''''''ERRP'''''*
** Bonus points for Sonic!Caddy not changing his facial expression while playing Silly Sausage.
* "In Bear and the Big Blue House, '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU WORK FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.]]'''"
* Because a game that teaches kids about how easy it is to read and spell is best left to a show that looks like it should be called "[[Series/SesameStreet See-Same]]".
* "So what do we do in ''See-Same Street: Elmo's Letter Adventure''? Well, it begins with Elmo reliving some flashbacks from the war, and then Ernie puts a bird's nest on his head."
* This exchange when Caddy plays ''Sesame Street Sports'':
-->'''Cookie Monster:''' Holy guac...\\
'''Caddy:''' Cookie Monster! This game is for preschoolers!
* "''Easter Bunny has human legs!''"
* "You know what, at this point, I'd rather go back to 1605. Sure, they didn't have any video games, but at least you could blow up Parliament!"
* At the end of the video, Caddy reveals that he needs to get a working copy of ''WesternAnimation/BobTheBuilder: Can We Fix It?'' because his copy of the game is badly scratched, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Singer:''' Bob the Builder, can we fix it?\\
'''Caddy:''' No.
[[AC: I Watched 24 of the WORST [=YouTube=] Videos EVER]]
* Caddy decides not to play any of the untouched games in his collection since he would rather play VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}, [[VideoGame/{{TheLastOfUs}} The Last Of Us]], [[VideoGame/{{DaysGone}} Days Gone]], and [[VideoGame/{{ResidentEvil1}} Resident Evil]] again for completely no reason. But he doesn't feel comfortable playing them since they have moments that allude to [[UsefulNotes/CoronavirusDisease2019Pandemic then-recent events]], so he decides to continue playing [[VideoGame/{{AnimalCrossingNewHorizons}} Animal Crossing: New Horizons]], but he gets deterred from that due to the prescence of facemasks (and the fact that [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything he was given a "Springy Ride-on"]]), so he decides to not play video games and go outside. But he can't even do that on account of the world literally turning into bricks.
* Caddy expressing fascination that the universe practically imploded over what was essentially [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw an 18 second long dick joke]].
* In the olden days, being a viral sensation was appealing to everyone, including children ([=Itsoo1=]), children ([=Misha=]), and even children ([=SammyClassicSonicFan=]).
* Caddy seeing his old videos make him yearn for the good old days.
--> '''Caddy:''' The days where we could freely catch diarrhea, and know that no matter what, we could use HEAPS of toilet roll with reckless abandon! The days where we could go out whenever we wanted and get a pint at The Vole and Vacuum! The days where we could book a holiday and fly anywhere! Even... to...... Bar-buh-doss! The days where gross people didn't BOTHER to wash their hands that much, and so, every time you went to a public bathroom, it was a lottery if you'd end up in the hospital afterwards! IT WAS EXCITING!!!
* Caddy admits that he hasn't played [[VideoGame/{{KidIcarus}} Kid Icarus]], despite it being the entire reason his channel is called what it is.
-->'''Caddy:''' I don't want to play as a snotty little kid, even if he IS an angle!
* Before getting to the actual videos, Caddy comes across one that he doesn't remember at all. When he plays it, it turns out to be [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a shot of a plane engine as seen from inside the plane, before abruptly smashing to red accompanied by an explosion sound effect]].
-->({{beat}})
-->'''Caddy:''' ''WHA-?''
* Caddy kept all the alternate takes for his videos. The vlogging segments have stuff like a dog interrupting him and him screwing around with his digeridoo, but Caddy decides to look at the alternate takes of the songs.
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' 🎵I used t'keep a close eye on m'girl/Life was fun when she was around/There was no denyin' that our love was strong/Our bond was quite resound🎵
-->'''Caddy:''' (no words, has hand covering mouth)
-->'''Caddy:''' Okay, I regret clicking on that one, so what's going on in this one?
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' '''YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-'''
-->'''Caddy:''' (recoils in shock)
[[AC: I Watched 287 of the WORST Game Reviews Ever]]
* Caddy loves No Context Twitter accounts, especially those about YouTubers since it helps him know who he wants to watch. He was pointed towards the channel in question after seeing a picture of a ranking board giving ''Rugrats: Search For Reptar'' an E on almost everything, but an A overall.
* If you must know, yes, the series is in fact, the infamous [[Series/{{GamingInTheClintonYears}} Gaming In The Clinton Years]].
* How does Caddy react to their comment about VideoGame/TombRaiderIII for a potential storyline where Lara gets breast cancer? He ''breaks his laptop in half''. No editing involved.
-->'''Lara:''' 🎵 [[Music/JohnnyCash What have I become...?]] 🎵
** "You know ''that'' Lara Croft? The millionaire explorer with handguns and a mysterious family history? I know how to make her character more meaningful... ''GIVE HER A TUMOR''!!"
* "If you know anything about me, I may not be stubborn, but I am extremely stubborn."
* ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome "OH MY GOD IT'S A BLOCK! I'VE NEVER SEE ONE OF THEM BEFORE!!!"]]''
* [[OverlyLongGag "Well..."]]
** The reason for this gag being many a TakeThat aimed at certain complaints George makes, such as him claiming that no one buys FPS games only for multiplayer in the ''[[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye]]'' review, even though multiplayer has become a staple of many FPS games,[[note]]such as the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' franchise[[/note]] and certain critically acclaimed and commercially successful FPS games are multiplayer only, [[note]]take ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' for example[[/note]] him calling ''VideoGame/GranTurismo'' a flop, despite the fact that ''Gran Turismo'' is currently ''the'' best-selling UsefulNotes/PlayStation game of all time, [[note]]it even beat out ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'', ''[[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Tekken 3]]'', and even Caddy's favorite, ''[[VideoGame/{{Oddworld}} Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee]]''[[/note]] and the "It's like turning Mario into a sports game" complaint, even though there have been multiple Mario sports games. [[note]]And that's not counting the Olympic Games done with Sonic or the ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' games[[/note]]
* "The game isn't good, and neither is the ending, now here's the ending, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
* "[[ManipulativeEditing You are stupid.]]"
-->'''Caddy, [[{{Corpsing}} visibly smiling]] while [[CrocodileTears feigning his feelings being hurt]]:''' Okay, [[ItIsPronouncedTropay Gee-org]], you didn't have to be mean. Why'd ya [[InelegantBlubbering *sad gibberish*]] to say that? Ya really hurt my feelings.
* One theme you'll notice is the fact that various videos were uploaded twice, but with the video quality increased from 240p to 360p, Which, according to Caddy, is akin to "going from filming with a potato to filming with a peeled potato".
* In general, it's hard not to laugh at the sheer insanity of the reviews. The unbridled levels of CriticalResearchFailure, absurd complaints[[note]]such as the "lack of realism" in ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' (a game with fire-breathing three-headed dogs) and the fact that he claims you have to jump on a vine to make it swing in the ''Tarzan'' tie-in game, when you ''can'' make it swing, by simply ''using the directional buttons''[[/note]], the fact that he [[OpinionFlipFlop constantly changes his opinions]], sometimes '''within the same sentence''' and the fact that he has to cheat to beat the first level of some games ''on the lowest difficulty setting'' and '''''still blasts the game for being too easy'''''. Caddy sums it up best:
-->'''Caddy:''' It's like you're watching a video of a carpenter repeatedly hammer his thumb, while complaining about the fact that he ''didn't buy any nails''.
* Another theme is George Wood being so bad at video games that he cheats to see the end of the game, but then complains [[{{Hypocrite}} that cheating either destroys the fun or makes the game too short.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them '''CHEAT AT VIDEO GAMES'''!
* At one point, Caddy talks about duplicate uploads of several videos with a longer length and/or added brackets with the background music[[note]]Sting Chameleon's theme from ''Videogame/MegaManX''[[/note]] speeding up while a scream is being heard slowly getting louder and louder. Then Caddy proceeds to say that every single video "begins with that same bloody--🎵'''''[[SuddenlyShouting DUUUUUUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!!]]'''''🎵"[[note]]The Hall of Mirrors theme from ''VideoGame/{{Shadowgate}}'' which is Gaming in the Clinton Years' theme song.[[/note]]
[[AC: The Nightmare World of Dreamworks Games]]
* The video's semi-{{Cold Open}}: Caddy is 68 days into lockdown and...
-->'''Caddy:''' HI! I'M COMPOST!
* The world still bricks and Caddy going mad, he yearns for something to do, gets delivered {{VideoGame/Ring Fit Adventure}}, and takes it {{Up To Eleven}} by donning 80s workout gear [[note]] that noticeably [[{{GagPenis}} accentuates his junk]][[/note]] and calling it "Lit's Git Fit With Caddickydick".
* However, Caddy is fully aware that all this is not what his viewers chimed in for. They only came for "[[Creator/{{WillSmith}} Will Smith]] [[WesternAnimation/{{SharkTale}} fish]] and [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} the funny green man]] [[{{MemeticMutation}} opening the door]]".
-->[[Music/{{SmashMouth}} SOME]]--- (nothing happens)
* 🎵Because every little thing, *clap* is gonna be alright🎵 [[{{MoodWhiplash}} when you're being evicted]]
* By simply swimming into the side of a mailbox, Caddy manages to build up speed for so long flailing that he clips through the mailbox and speeds off incredibly.
* Every time Caddy makes a bee pun:
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''EEEEEEEEEHHHH!'''''
* Caddy hijacks a car and forces the bee driving it to drive him to the next objective, but in doing so, renders the driver stuck in his car and forced to accompany him while looking like he's about to unhinge his jaw.
* Caddy's initial reaction to seeing ''Hammy Goes Nuts'' on DS?
-->'''Caddy:''' I'm out of here, I'm gone, thanks for everything, house! Sat Nav, please take me as far away as possible from Over the Hedge on the DS.
-->'''Sat Nav:''' I'm afraid I can't do that.
-->'''Caddy:''' Why not?
-->'''Sat Nav:''' Your destination is behind you.
-->(Caddy turns around to find the game behind him)
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''PFFFFFFFF'''''
* Caddy's attempt at a transition.
--> HI I'M BARRY BARRY AND HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?
--> (cut to Caddy sledding down his stairs)
* Caddy's favorite characters from the timeless classic ''WesternAnimation/{{Turbo}}'' are "Roly Poly" and "Eyesonadick".
* Caddy takes advice from Tiddy the Teddy (voiced by [[{{CallBack}} Daniel]]) to play another kart racer, since it'll automatically be exponentially better than Turbo, all the while ignoring his insults, threats, and existential crises.
* This.
-->'''Shrek:''' DONKEH!
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh look, it's Shrek! From Dreamworks Animation's hit comedy family film franchise called Shrek! What do you want?
-->'''Shrek:''' OGRES HAVE LAAAAAYYYEEEEEEEE-
-->'''Caddy:''' And then we sat down together and played Shrek 2 on the Gamecube.
* Caddy makes the [[TooDumbToLive grave mistake]] of calling the [[ArtificialStupidity AI]] in Shrek 2 [[CallBack dumb as bricks]].
-->'''Caddy:''' [[OhCrap Oh God,]] I didn't say that out loud, did I?
--> ([[SensoryAbuse camera cuts to the brick wall outside emitting a loud droning noise and shaking violently]])
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!'''''
* Caddy refuses to play any more Shrek games and instead takes up residence inside his sweater.
* "Yeah! Yeah! TDK! TDK! TDK stands for Tickle David's Knickers!"
* "I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but that doesn't apply when your head is the size of Saturn!"
* The intro cutscene for ''Shrek Super Party'' states that all Shrek wants is to live alone, even though he is starring in a party game where he rounds up his friends to compete in minigames for bugs and trade the bugs for higher valued bugs and not do anything with them.
-->'''Caddy:''' Do you feel alone yet?
* This exchange.
-->'''Magic Mirror:''' Put your hands together for Shrek!
-->'''Caddy:''' (does just that) Now what?
* "Goddammit, I've seen this stupid kid on this stupid moon so many times now that I want him to fall off!"
* When hearing the menu select noise in ''Shrek: Extra Large'', a burp.
-->'''Caddy:''' Hey Siri, cut the cord.
* Caddy [[{{Corpsing}} loses it]] when he sees ''Extra Large'''s close-up camera, comparing it to a toddler stealing a camera phone and a knife, as well as saying it makes the game look like "a [[Creator/PabloPicasso Picasso]] painting if he sniffed glue before painting it".
* Highlights of Caddy's first foray into the Kinect include:
** Him not being able to put it on top of his flat-screen TV, so securing it with a wad of clay.
** Him doing a little dance with his on-screen motion-sensing reflection.
** Him not even reviewing the game and instead playing it live.
** Him being startled by the game starting when he holds his hand out.
** Him not saying his name when prompted and breezing past that section by accident.
** Him getting every single answer on the trivia question wrong.
** Him cracking up at a picture he didn't even know the game took where he looks completely bored and disinterested and then deciding to end the video on that note.
[[AC: I Got ALL 202 Platinum Relics in Crash Bandicoot]]
* Caddy, now 84 days into lockdown, seems to have developed a healthy relationship with the bricks. So much so that he decides he doesn't want to leave the house anymore.
--> '''[[{{SuddenlyVoiced}} Bricks:]]''' That's good [[{{MoodWhiplash}} BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!]]
* "Yeah, that's all I do with my life. I'm either playing VideoGame/CrashBandicoot or being an American traitor."
** For context, a gaming website created a list of corporations and notable names that support the Black Lives Matter movement that was receiving significant traction at the time, a list that included {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} and WebVideo/ProJared (The latter's occupation described as "Tried and failed to become Sailor Mercury"), and of course, Caddy, the list maker making a rather large leap of logic saying that this [[InsaneTrollLogic somehow meant they supported murder]] and looting and were... well... traitors to America. This is, of course, in spite of the fact that Caddy [[FailedASpotCheck is British]], and doesn't even live in America.
* Because June is Caddy's birth month and because of how much Crash has [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy become]] [[VideoGame/CrashTeamRacingNitroFueled associated]] with the month of June in recent times, he's decided to call June "Bandicoot Month", where he talks about all things related to the manic marsupial... [[{{Squick}} including his butts.]]
--> '''Caddy:''' Creases...
--> ''*N. Gin screams at a close up at Crash's butt*''
** "Okay, that video was late..."[[note]] Referencing his [=DreamWorks=] Games video. [[/note]]
** Sure, "Bandicoot Month" isn't that creative, but at least it rolls off the tongue better than "Junedicoot".[[note]] And the less we say about "[[CountryMatters Bandiconth]]", the better. [[/note]]
* As awesome as it was to see Caddy fully complete the N. Sane Trilogy (including the Platinum Time Trial Relics), it also cost him his sanity. [[SarcasmMode So what better way to remedy that then by getting all the Platinums]] ''[[UpToEleven across the entire franchise?]]''[[note]] Except ''VideoGame/CrashBash''.[[/note]]
** "But first, you may not even know what I'm talking about, so here's some ''HISTRIE!''"
*** Long story short, Time Trial Relics are a BraggingRightsReward introduced in ''Crash 3'', with Sapphire being a participation reward and Gold being the bare minimum needed for 100-percent completion.
--> ({{Beat}})
--> '''Caddy:''' BUT THE PLATINUM RELICS DON'T GIVE YOU SHIT!
* "You guys think that playing the ''N. Sane Trilogy'' regularly is the ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' of platforming games? You don't know anything until you've seen what I've seen! ...Shut up! And... stick it in your... [[LameComeback chin.]]"
* At some points, Caddy thought his thumbs were going to fall off... and they did![[note]] [[UnexplainedRecovery He gets better.]] [[/note]]
* "''Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open'' '''COFFIN!'''"
* Caddy's Platinum runs through ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Cash Banooca 1]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot2CortexStrikesBack Cash Banooca 2: Gringott's Steakhouse]]'' were... less than ideal due to these games preceding the Time Trials. So that must mean that every game onward will be easy to Platinum since they were made with the Time Trials in mind, right?
--> '''Caddy:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting WISHFUL THINKING!]]''
* ''Totally Bear'' has a main reason why it's so difficult to Platinum Run on.
--> '''Caddy:''' But in case can't see, let me spell it out... [[LiteralMetaphor You can't see.]]
* Hey, what's that on the floor there? What else, but Caddy's ego?
* ''High Time'' from ''Crash 3'' made Caddy's list because you can either screw up the timing for the platforms or clip through them because who needs platforms in a platformer, right?
* Apparently, the turning of the hog you ride in ''Hog Ride'' is so stiff and heavy, Caddy's knees want to be that stiff and heavy.
* Sobek help you in Sphyxinator, because where do you begin?
--> Sobek: [[VoiceOfTheLegion With the]] [[GeniusBonus beginning!]]
* ''Hot Coco''. The perfect way to teach you a colorful new language comprised of naughty words and phlegm.
* Caddy used the remakes of the original ''Crash'' games and ''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacing'' to make the Platinums harder to obtain just because. No need to clap and bow. [[BlackComedy He's got kids to do that already.]]
* Of all the levels across all the games he's Platinum-ed, which were the hardest overall you ask?
--> '''Caddy:''' [[VideoGame/CrashNitroKart Jungle Boogie]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheHugeAdventure leave me alone]] [[note]]Snow Job[[/note]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheWrathOfCortex don't care]][[note]]Droid Void[[/note]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheHugeAdventure shutupI'mtired]] [[note]]Drip, Drip, Drip[[/note]], and [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped I'mnevergonnadoanythinglikethiseveragain.]][[note]]Future Tense[[/note]] NURSE, GIVE ME MY SEDATIVES!
--> (a baseball bat knocks him out cold)

[[AC: The Depressing World of Bad Crash Bandicoot Games]]
* Caddy had to leap through several hoops to even finish the video, even if that meant it had to be uploaded after Bandicoot Month. For one thing, Vegas crashed so hard that his PC restarted and corrupted his save data, so he had to edit the whole video twice, and after all that, the video was uploaded in 240p, so he had to reupload it.
* Lockdown Day 92: It's a great time for the life of Caddy. It's Bandicoot Month, Crash 4 is coming out, and he's [[CargoShip getting married to the bricks.]] However, his happiness is cut short by his talking [=PS2=], Jason Station, who forces him to play all the bad Crash games.
** Caddy's reaction to a snippet of the Crash 4 trailer [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T34VdF4i9FI&t=32s must be seen to be believed]].
* ''Cash Banooca'' is alright, but not as good as the sequel, ''Cash Banooca 2'', and even then, ''Cash Banooca: Wrapped'' was way better, as were ''Cash Teat Rabies'' and ''Cash Twitanity''. But '''Cash Banooca: The Wrinkle of Cow Pat'' wasn't that good. Such is Caddy's Law of Whatijustcameupwith: If you want your series to be heralded as a classic, you need to throw in a bad game every so often. This usually happens when people start to get bored with the series and the company tries to spice up the gameplay with new mechanics, often at the expense of what made the originals so good. And although this makes people realize how good the original games are, these bad games still exist and Caddy decides to take a look at the ones from the Crash series, just so he never has to talk about them again.
* A gaming magazine on Metroid: "We know playing as a girl is a bit, well, [[ShapedLikeItself girly.]]"
-->'''Caddy:''' [[GirlsHaveCooties Ew, cooties!]]
** Followed by "Real talk kids, Franchise/{{Halo}} isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? Spongebob!"
-->'''Caddy:''' Why do I have this magazine?
* Caddy usually doesn't re-review games that he already talked about if the topic of the video warrants it. But the 2012 era is an exception. So he revisits Crash Bash with his new reviewing skills to see if it truly began Crash's downfall after Naughty Dog left him behind and started to make games about [[{{VideoGame/Uncharted}} angry]] [[{{VideoGame/TheLastOfUs}} hairy]] [[{{VideoGame/JakandDaxter}} men]].
* You can't have an adventure without a story. Unless you're going hiking.
* Unless you own a first-edition PAL copy of Crash Bash, the process of unlocking all the multiplayer options is pure tedium. However, if you own ''Spyro 3'', you can input a secret code to play a demo for Crash Bash. And if you input another code on the title screen, you can access a cheat mode that allows you to play almost all of the game. (It is a beta build, so some things are different from the final release, such as the Komodo Bros' lifebar icons using [[{{WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons}} Homer and Bart Simpson]] as placeholders). This means that if basically all of Crash Bash could fit on Spyro 3's disc, that must have meant that Crash Bash didn't need to take up a lot of space, meaning basically no effort went into it.
* This bit.
-->'''Caddy:''' Maybe if I shout at [the game] it'll be good.
-->'''''OI!'''''
-->[beat]
-->It didn't work.
* Cortex's hair in ''Crash Bash'' being on point. So on point that it IS a point. You could open an envelope with it.
* [[VideoGame/CrashNitroKart Velo's]] beard is shaped like the first letter of his name.
--> '''Caddy:''' (clean-shaven, except for a "beard" shaped like a C) [[HypocriticalHumor I mean what kind of arsehole does that?]]
** The fact that Caddy clean-shaved for the first time in 9 years for one joke.
* When Caddy tries to imitate ''Nitro Kart'''s lip-sync for Aku Aku and Uka Uka, he accidentally gives himself lockjaw.
* "''Nitro Kart'' feels like somebody witnessed the birth of a miracle child, and while the mother was still splayed, shoved it back in. ''Crash Nitro Kart'' is an unbirthed baby that was already born."
-->'''Caddy:''' I need therapy.
* "At this point, I'd rather race that thing from VideoGame/{{Star Fox 64}} called '''''BACON!!!'''''
* This exchange.
-->'''Cortex:''' WOOH! That did not feel good.
-->'''Caddy:''' And I don't even want to know what noise you would make if you did feel good.
* The Caddicarus Bouns Round. [[https://youtube.com/embed/T34VdF4i9FI?start=1123&end=1143 Words don't do it justice.]]
* Apparently Jetix Magazine says that ''Crash Tag Team Racing'' is the best Crash game ever. Remember those guys?
* "Hey, everyone, it's me! Your favorite prime-time family-friendly Youtube superstar, '''''GUMP!'''''"
* Caddy was... [[{{Understatement}} shocked]] to say the least when he saw Willie Wumpa Cheeks.
* Willie Wumpa Cheeks, Von Clutch's park mascot, sounding like a name from a [[ParallelPornTitle porn parody]]...like ''[[VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII Smash Brandi's Cootch'']]. "Yeah, probably that one."
* ''Tag Team Racing'' was the debut of Chick and Stew, the chicken commentators that would later return as the anchormen for the DLC Grand Prix campaigns for ''Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fuelled.'' Shame Caddy doesn't like them.
-->'''Stew:''' Spend it like crazy on new stuff! [[TotallyRadical BLING BLING!]]\\
'''Caddy:''' (more than a little annoyed) Bling Bling. Yeah, that's what all the kids were saying back then wasn't it? (flashes a gang sign unenthusiastically) ''Bling bling in my ding ding.''
** Their existence also prompts Caddy to make a Music/{{System Of A Down}} joke.
* One of the things Caddy likes about ''Crash Tag Team Racing''? [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential You can attack the theme park's many visitors including kids and mainstay Crash cast members.]] This particuarly entertains Caddy due to his previous history in retail.
-->'''Caddy''': ''YOU CAN EVEN KICK THE CHILDREN!''
-->(Crash assaults a child)
-->'''Caddy''': (points to the box's age rating, a 7+ from the European PEGI association) ''THIS IS A 7+ GAME WITH CHILD BEATING!'' (voiceover) Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game, or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?
-->[[KickTheDog (Crash assaults another child and Coco soon afterward)]]
-->'''Coco:''' Hey, I'm a girl!!
-->'''Caddy:''' Yeah, Crash! What's wrong with you?! [...] Women can't fight back!
* Caddy finally gets fed up with the wacky antics of random characters barging into his life just to segue into the next game, so he angrily demands Charlie Window to stop being a [[JustForPun pane]] and just give him the game.
* "I'M RISING LIKE A SOUFFLÉ!"
* The major problem Caddy has with Crash's appearance in the Skylanders cartoon? [[CharacterDerailment They made him smart and made him talk.]] He even unfavourably compares Skylanders!Crash to the old talking CGI Crash from the ''Crash 2'' prerelease video!
-->'''Caddy''': Crash is planning! He doesn't plan, he eats the things he's supposed to be collecting!
** [[HashtagForLaughs #NotMyBanooca]]
* This exchange thanks to Spyro's ugly-as-sin Skylanders redesign.
-->'''Spyro:''' So, this is called the mysterious ancient place.
-->'''Caddy:''' And you have a mysterious ancient face.
** Probably for the best Cortex came to make that ugly face a little prettier.
* Thoroughly wowed at the extensivity of the character creation system in VideoGame/{{Skylanders Imaginators}}, Caddy decides to make one. He ends up with a woman-snake with a fire bow, ram horns, and armor, named Fromage.
-->'''Fromage:''' A name that will echo through the ages.
-->'''Caddy:''' [opens a window] FROMAGE!!! [echoes]
* "This is the slowest thing I've ever touched. And I touched the floor yesterday!"
* ONLY CRASH BANDICOOT CAN UNLOCK THIS [[{{Mondegreen}} PHONE]]
* Caddy cannot let go of the fact that the main mechanic of ''VideoGame/{{Crash of the Titans}}'' is called [[AccidentalInnuendo Jacking.]]
* Caddy criticizes the [[YouDontLookLikeYou character design of]] of Crash in ''Titans'', making particular note of Crash's tattoos and saying tattoos are for pricks...[[HypocriticalHumor while holding up the]] ''VideoGame/{{Oddworld}}'' [[HypocriticalHumor tattoos on his hands.]]
* "I smell a conspiracy here. Oh hang on, that's just fish. I'm in the market."
* The amount of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar radar dodging]] that ''VideoGame/CrashMindOverMutant'' indulges in, really brings joy to Caddy's eyes, such as N. Brio remarking that his name "sounds like a fetus" and Aku Aku telling Crash to "punch [N. Gin] in the throat.", and N. Gin begging them not to since he "needs it for swallowing".
* At the end, after thanking Naughty Dog for creating Crash Bandicoot in the first place, [[TheInternetIsForPorn he asks for a copy of]] [[VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII "Smash Brandi's Cootch".]] Cue an offscreen figure [[TakeThat instead attempt to give him "Crash Boom Bang!"]].

[[AC: The Pitiful World of Pixar Games]]
* Lockdown Day 482 (or thereabouts): Caddy is minding his own business when he notices fresh sunlight streaming in through his window with the bricks nowhere in sight. Frantically, he looks through the internet to find that lockdown in the UK has been lifted, and only 3 weeks into his marriage. Caddy doesn't buy it, thinking it's a ploy to let everyone's guard down so that the bricks can flatten everyone, so he stays inside.[[note]] It was probably for the best. The bricks took his wallet.[[/note]]
** What sells it is he gave his speech outside... without his mask! Afterwards, he resumes his speech in nothing but {{Angrish}}.
* Everyone knows who Pixar is: an award-winning CGI-animation studio run by Pete Doctor and [[BlackComedy John Misconduct]].
* "Don't milk kids."
* Not only do the character models from the video game of ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'' make for good electric toothbrushes, but at the end of each level of the game, you get to stop Creator/KevinSpacey from [[BlackComedy touching everyone inappropriately.]]
* The video game of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' on the SNES might lack the power of [[Series/GamingInTheClintonYears Silicon Graphics Computers]], but at least it's not the version on the Game Boy. Not the Game Boy Advance, the ''Game Boy.''
--> *Poorly-done 8-bit rendition of ''Strange Things'' plays*
--> '''Caddy:''' This is more frightening than any horror game I've ever played.
* "If ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong'' was played by Creator/TomHanks and then got run over by a steamroller, you get ''Toy Story'' on the Game Boy."
* Caddy is not afraid to make liberal use of the laugh Woody made after Bo Peep made a pass at him.
* Andy must have been a rather unique child growing up if he has several copies of the board game ''Droughts'', lives in a room that's just one big corridor, has blocks all over his room that are just one letter, and has an unhealthy obsession with the book ''The Fishman.''
* "Why is Buzz swimming through the air and why is he splayed and waiting for me suggestively on the bed? Is it because I'm Woody?"
* Posters for the SNES and Genesis versions of the ''Toy Story'' video game were... [[UnfortunateImplications unnerving]], to say the least.
--> '''PLAY THE GAME!'''
* If you thought ''Toy Story'' on the Game Boy was awful, then you haven't played ''Toy Story''... on the Zizzle. Long story short, a Zizzle is an LCD-frame console (think UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch or Tiger Electronic handheld games but worse).
* The character models of ''VideoGame/MonstersIncScreamTeam'' sure help it live up to its name.
--> '''Caddy:''' Waternoose looks like a raisin and Sully here has more teeth than face.
--> '''Caddy:''' (with a lip retractor): Welcome to Monsters Incorporated!
* Caddy says that Roz sounds like a sneeze in the tutorial of ''Monsters Inc.: Scream Team'', but the way he presented it makes her sound like she was auditioning for ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie.''
* There's something hilarious and [[NightmareFuel unsettling]] about Caddy possessing a kite with a VoiceOfTheLegion.
--> '''Caddy:''' Oh. What did I eat last night?
** [[MakesSenseInContext And then the kite turns into]] ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' on the [=GameCube=].
* "Hi there, Nemo. Nice to meet you. I'm a twat!"
* The ''Finding Nemo'' game makes the [=GameCube=] overheat so much, if it overheats any more, [[BlackComedy he could serve Nemo with a side of fries!]]
--> '''Caddy:''' (after pulling Nemo from his freezer) [[BlackComedy Kids! I found dinner!]]
** He also finds the Xbox and [=GBA=] versions of ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles,'' both published by [[{{Creator/THQ}} THICK!]]
* Because Caddy is playing ''VideoGame/TheIncredibles'' for the Xbox on an Xbox 360, that causes the infamous performance issues such an action is known for, texture glitches being one of them. Highlights include lily pads in an elevator to Syndrome's lair, [[MakesSenseInContext cars with metal nipples all over]], [[NightmareFuel Bob's deconstructed face decorating a building...]]
--> '''Caddy:''' I know Mr. Incredible is big, but he's not that big.
* Dash must not worry too much about his caloric intake if he only burns off 187 calories while running at 147 miles per hour.
--> '''Caddy:''' Exercise is a lie.
* ''[[VideoGame/TheIncrediblesRiseOfTheUnderminer Rise of the Underminer]]'' is so bad that Caddy actually has to apologize to ''VideoGame/CrashOfTheTitans''.
** At least Frozone [[MemeticMutation found his super suit]].
* "Rated E for ''wet.''"
* Dissapointingly, ''{{VideoGame/Cars}}'' for Xbox 360 does not have any sex. It does. however, have violence.
--> '''Caddy:''' At least I can crash into Mater. That's all I ever want to do.
** Actually, we lied. There are a few things related to sex here. After all, what else would you call using the first-person camera to look at what cars have [[DoubleEntendre down there after ramming them?]]
* ''Cars'' on the Xbox 360 lets you make Lightning [=McQueen=] wear the equivalent of workout spandex. But don't worry. Caddy's not here to judge. After all, if it's your thing, godspeed.
* Mater, the tow truck, controls better than [=McQueen=], the precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.
* Caddy leaves his house for the first time in months... [[JustForPun by going]] ''{{WesternAnimation/Up}}''.
** [[MemeticMutation With the nut you can play with outside,]] [[UsefulNotes/PlayStationPortable no less.]]
* "Aw, what's that? You want to collect all the bugs? '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion WELL I CAN SMASH THEM FASTER!]]'''"
* "Sorry, ''Up.'' You made me feel down..."
--> '''Caddy:''' Da-da da-da da-BAD JOKE!
--> ''*smashes'' Up ''on the PSP on the ground*''
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}}'' on the Xbox 360 doesn't let you touch... ''miluk!''
* Did you like hearing Creator/BradGarrett as Gusteau? Did you like his obviously fake French accent? Did you want to hear him say the exact same lines over and over again? No? Too bad, because that's exactly what happens in the video game of ''Ratatouille''!
* ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'', both the movie and the game for the Xbox 360, starts with {{Mooks}} dying. Violently. Cars or not, they had thoughts and feelings and they explode into pieces.
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''THEIR EYES ARE PART OF THE TUNNEL!!!'''''
* Now, let's move on to ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' on the Xbox-- '''[[BaitAndSwitch SYKE!]]''' IT'S [[VideoGame/CarsMaterNationalChampionship CARS: MATER-NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP]]![[note]] It's the first ''Cars'' game, but only mildly better.[[/note]]
** And once again, a beat-up rusted-over lemon of a car is able to outrace a stock car, a vehicle built ''specifically'' for racing!
* ''Now'', let's move on to ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' on the Xbox 360... and his mangled-up holographic sleeve.
** Brought to you by [[MegaCorp Buy 'N Large]]!
* This.
--> '''Michael Factory:''' Good day sir, I'm Michael Factory and I'm here to sell you a door.
--> '''Caddy:''' I have a door. You knocked on it.
--> '''Michael Factory:''' Oh yeah... Have a DS game instead.
* "Hey, are you feeling [[{{WesternAnimation/Brave}} brave?]]"[[note]] "...Well, that's good, because I've got a rifle!" [[/note]]
* "Get away, WesternAnimation/{{Spot|TheDog}}!"
* After his romp through Pixar and Dreamwork's gaming forays, he's sworn off movies from both of them entirely. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Unfortunately, that only leaves him with one option left...]]
--> '''Caddy:''' Wait, there's a [[Creator/IlluminationEntertainment Minions]] game?!

[[AC: The Painful World of LEGO Games]]
* The video's thumbnail contains a cameo from Series/{{Grandpa In My Pocket}}, for no reason other than the thumbnail artist stumbled across it one day and thought it was disturbing.
* With the bricks gone from his life, Caddy can't help but feel more upset than ever... because all of the beaches are taken over by people who refuse to stay inside.
* "If those bricks aren't going to come back to me, then I'm gonna have to have an affair with some other bricks!"
** And then Caddy's EvilTwin Baddy comes by to deliver a package, leading to this bit:
--> ''*Caddy looks inside the box*''\\
'''Caddy:''' What the hell is this?\\
'''Baddy:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext It's your mistress.]]\\
'''Caddy:''' (astonished) '''''JESUS!'''''\\
''*Baddy cackles*''\\
'''Caddy:''' Get out!\\
'''Baddy:''' Hm, okay.\\
''*[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Baddy's head floats off his body while making a farting sound]]*''
** Also, the shipping company misspelled Caddy's name.
--> '''Caddy:''' My name isn't Jim Taddock!
** The fact that Baddy, despite being regarded as evil, generously gives out gifts and leaves politely when asked.
* Admit it. LEGO's absorbed more pop-culture than anything else. From ''Star Wars'' to Disney to ''Spongebob'' to [[OddNameOut Lunchables]] to ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' to ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' to ''Mario!''
* Caddy admires how much Lego as a concept has evolved from simply:
--> "Unh, make a yellow man, put him in the car. Don't have enough bricks for a house, so the yellow man lives in the car. Oh no, my little brother Timtim ate my yellow man, gotta wait for him to poop it out!"
* Because of how much LEGO has grown, it can do so much more than just stick together. It can spin, it can roll, it can be turned on and off, it can sync with your phone, it can connect to your wi-fi, [[SurpriseCreepy it can steal your soul]], it can recieve software updates.
--> '''Caddy:''' Why does my LEGO need to update?! '''''IT'S PLASTIC!'''''
* After LEGO sent Caddy their latest LEGO Mario set, Caddy began making the [[JustForPun connections]]. Mario is a game, LEGO is LEGO. Mario. LEGO. Game. LEGO. LEGO... [[EntertaininglyWrong alligators!]]
* Yet again, Caddy's reviewing a game he already reviewed in his early days. And yet again, [[OldShame he wished they never happened]]. You know what that means, right? [[AC: He's Bitter!]]
* With Caddy rereviewing ''VideoGame/LEGORacers'', you'd expect the menu music to [[GroinAttack kick him in the balls]] [[CallBack again]], But...
--> ''*music begins*''
--> ''*tink*''
--> '''Caddy:''' [[CrazyPrepared I was prepared this time.]]
* Caddy decides that his racer should be comprised of the ugliest parts in every category, and named "Uncle Dip", and Uncle Dip's Dipmobile should look like a big yellow medieval coffin with a spoiler.
--> '''Caddy:''' Sure, you can't see Uncle Dip inside his own car, but by doing that I think I've done the world a favor.
* Next on the agenda is ''[[Toys/RockRaiders LEGO Rock Raiders]]'', a real [[IncrediblyLamePun ore-some]] game about miners who [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin raid rocks]] by doing bilabial trills on the walls[[note]] Yes, that lip-flapping [[BuffySpeak thing]] people do when they're bored has a name[[/note]].
** Caddy's reacton to the pun "ore-some".
** It also expects you to do so for almost ''15 seconds'' while under an already-strict time limit without doing anything else, not even defending yourself. It doesn't help that many of them don't even lead you to anywhere useful. And what's your reward for doing so? A digger driven by a drunk.
* Apparently, ''VideoGame/LEGORockRaiders'' was tested and approved by kids. But then again, kids also like shitting their pants.
* Caddy remembers having a friend when he was six that wouldn't stop talking about how much fun he had playing ''Rock Raiders''[[note]]Although Caddy doesn't specify what version it was, so it could have been the vastly superior PC version[[/note]].
--> '''Caddy:''' What were your parents feeding you?!
* Do you want to see a disappointed robot? Then ''VideoGame/{{Bionicle}}'' on the Xbox is the game for you.
* Knowing full well that he'll be upsetting Bionicle fans somewhere in the world, after going though the painfully slow unskippable tutorial boxes, you'll find the game becoming painfully, unbearably, mind-numbingly... [[BaitAndSwitch better.]]
* The first ''VideoGame/LEGOIsland'' game was great. It even spawned the release of three spin-off titles that with cases that work as functioning LEGO bricks. The sequel... [[{{Understatement}} Not so much...]]
* "Ages 6-99?"
--> *''Caddy holds [[BlackComedy a skeleton]]''*\\
'''Caddy:''' Augh, sorry Grandma.\\
* ''[[CrossingTheLineTwice He tosses the skeleton aside]]''*
* After learning how to make hand sandwich from last week's episode, good ol' [[PunnyName Sam Widge]] is back to show us how to make disc pizza! All you gotta do is grab a disc, slather on some tomato sauce, sprinkle some cheese, and enjoy!
* In ''LEGO Island 2'', people help Pepper Roni by turning to the direction he's supposed to go instead of, you know, pointing in that direction. That's all a minifig's arms seem to be good for outside of holding stuff after all.
* At several points while reviewing the ''LEGO Island'' series, Caddy uses a screenshot from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj0U9NN6pPc a fan mod]] that replaces Pepper's face with Papa Brickolini's angry scowl.
* After Pepper gathers all the bricks he needs to build his house, he's called to the pizzeria in the hills to deliver one last pizza to... [[BigBad The Brickster.]] You know. That guy who busted out of jail in the first game using a pizza. Apparently, everyone on the island is [[TooDumbToLive a few studs]] [[HoldYourHippogriffs short of a brick]] if they're knowingly performing [[HereWeGoAgain the exact same song and dance all over again.]]
** And do you know what the garlic salt of misery on this pizza of pain is? The Brickster then heads straight for the center of all existence on the island and summons an army of Brickster-Bots ''while the people do nothing but watch!'' '''''Including the police!'''''
---> '''Caddy:''' LEGO Island doesn't deserve to be saved. At this point, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII I'm surprised he didn't just summon a meteor.]]
* Pepper Roni's delivery of "my best!" would be bad enough, but in the [=PS1=] version, he visibly doesn't have a body!
* ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' is like rubbing cream on the stump of a one-armed man. It won't make it grow back, and you should just give up.
* Spelling ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' with an X in "extreme" but no Z in "stunts" is a bit of a missed opportunity. [[XtremelyKoolLetterz How elze dew yu plan 2 zel too ahl da kewl kidz?!]]
* In ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' anything is '''''XTREME!!!''''' Even the console not reading the disc properly.
--> '''Postman:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo My sack is really heavy!]]
* Believe it or not, ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' actually has some high points. You can explore the island with improved platforming mechanics, you can do tricks with Pepper's skateboard this time, you can work with The Brickster--
--> '''Caddy:''' Why is he out of prison?! ''Why is he in the director's back pocket?!''
** Because this is LEGO Island, where intelligence goes to ''PERISH.''
* After Caddy theorizes that [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident the island inhabitants put Pepper in these stunts in attempt to have him die in an "accident"]], he starts to become a bit sympathetic for Pepper. But then [[TheScrappy Pepper does what Pepper does.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' I've gotta say, [[TemptingFate I'm feeling very sorry for him right now.]]
-->'''Pepper:''' [[TotallyRadical Woah!]]
-->'''Caddy:''' I've gotta say, [[VerbalBackspace I don't feel sorry for him right now.]]
* After Caddy decides that Lego Stunt Rally on Game Boy Color can be played with no hands, he wears Lego hands for the rest of the video. Though that doesn't explain why he dons a LEGO brick costume later in the video.
** [[DoubleEntendre How else will he feel those bits mounting onto him all at once?]]
* ''LEGO Racers 2'' thinks that a different colored sky counts as a new and original racetrack, so that must mean Caddy's yellow water counts as a new and original drink, right?
--> '''Caddy:''' It's fresh, it's healthy, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and it's definitely not wee.]]
* It might just be the PTSD from gym locker rooms, but Caddy swears that the graphics in ''LEGO Soccer Mania'' are emanating a cheesy odor.
* In Drome Racers, one of the characters is called "Slot", which Caddy thinks should belong to the female character.
** Also, put together, the three characters make up "Shicane Slotrocket", which sounds like somebody who works at a brothel.
* Despite having the Lego brandname, Drome Racers has [[InNameOnly almost none of the elements associated with Lego]]. Unless you count that one guy whose face looks like its made out of Lego.
* LEGO Rock Band on DS has no physical peripherals, an unimpressive amount of songs, stupid gameplay, and Music/{{Blur}}.
** Also, a horrifying-faced shirtless LEGO Music/{{Iggy Pop}} who pokes and prods at his junk.
* "[[ARareSentence Did LEGO invent simping?]]"

[[AC: The Awful World of Skateboarding Games]]
* "Oh, God! [[TemptingFate I really hope I don't turn into a limited edition collectible vinyl figure!]]"
--> *[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext turns into a Youtooz figurine]]*
--> '''Youtooz!Caddy:''' Well, great. What am I supposed to do now?
** "[[Anime/DragonBallZ And this isn't even my final form!"]]
* Caddy has been finding lately that he's the only one that can still see bricks outside. He's also figured out that they get scared off if you approach them while wearing a facemask, and wonders why nobody else is doing it.
* After playing the brand new ''[[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2]]'', Caddy felt an itch that he hasn't felt since the last time [[TooMuchInformation he went to the doctor]]. Thus, he decided that he wanted to play ''Underground 2 Remix'' and ''American [=Sk8land=]'' again since his rash-- [[LastSecondWordSwap his nostalgia]] was building up, followed by him deciding to get every single skateboarding game he could find with all the money he scrounged up to make yet another video that will [[INeedAFreakingDrink drive him to drink]].
-->'''Caddy:''' (Dumping a pile of screws on the table) Can I pay you in scroos?
* Caddy decides to start the video off with a bang by talking about the skating game that defined them all, by which he means the very first one, ''Skate Boardin'' for Atari 2600. The only game where you're a pink horse jockey carrying a giant hot dog through a ghost town capable that propels himself on that hot dog with his own farts.
** And let's be honest. [[SarcasmMode The cover art for that game deserves its own crystal case in the National Gallery of Art.]]
** Not to mention you're really going to get into the skating music.
* Caddy claims that the first ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater'' being changed to ''Tony Hawk's Skateboarding'' in the UK is due to the fact that "proskater" is a naughty word.[[labelnote:Explanation]]The actual reason was because in Europe, Australia and New Zealand, the term "skater" is associated with ice skating.[[/labelnote]]
--> '''Caddy:''' And if you don't like it, you can suck my proskater.
* ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater'' is like ''Cash Banooca 1'': It's perfect for what it is compared to its competition at the time, but now it feels like a bathroom trip after Mexican night... at least until ''Pro Skater 2'', since now it's not like skating on a recycling bin: It actually works.
* Kriff is a skater who lives in the sink, and you wouldn't know it looking at him, but he's actually 5 years old. Don't laugh at him, though. Kriff is shy.
* ''Pro Skater 2'' is definitely where the devs had fun with their IP. You can do crazier tricks, you can get hit by trains, you can become a big boy, [[BlackComedy you can go on the Atkins diet]], [[Music/RKelly you can believe you can fly]], you can even become ComicBook/SpiderMan.
* "Wait. What?! The judges only gave me a [[EightPointEight 99.9]]?! What do you mean 99.9?! Did you see what I just did?! That's not enough for a full score? At least give me a chicken nugget."
* After ''Pro Skater 2'', nothing could stop the devs, not even Caddy's mom! And she could stop a train just by frowning at it! ..At least until ''Tony Hawk's Project 8.'' What were they eating when they made this one?
* Once you pop in ''Pro Skater 5'', you immediately discover why it got the hate that it got. Or you would if it wasn't for the '''''EIGHT GIGABYTE PATCH YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD!'''''
** Oh, what's that? You don't care about online connectivity? Alright, that's fine. But what about missing out on 90% of the game? [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, you read that right.]] That's comparable to going to the hospital because your junk's too big [[GagPenis only to be given one that's three times as large as the old one!]]
--> '''Caddy:''' I mean, I'm not complaining. [[BiggerIsBetterInBed It's not a problem.]]
* Caddy questions the logistics of calling someone a "fun sponge" when they're miserable because that would indicate they're sucking up all the fun, meaning they're full of fun, so really the term should be "fun raincoat".
-->'''Caddy:''' (Has a raincoat thrown on top of him) There's no fun in here.
* How does a 540 Benihana into a One Footed Smith Grind sound?
-->'''Caddy:''' [[IsItSomethingYouEat High in cholesterol]].
* While Caddy does consider the [=PS2=] game ''Airblade'' a solid skateboarding/hoverboarding game, he declares that he hates the Story Mode's main character, Ethan, due to his dopey {{Totally Radical}} voice. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And also because he dresses like a traffic light.]]
* In ''Skateboard Madness'', all the nameless selectable characters look the same, so Caddy names all six of them "Jonathan", and the last one "Black Jonathan".
** And this game came out in 2017! Yes, we didn't make a typo. Oh, wait, yes we did. It came out in 2007.
* After mentioning LJN when discussing his history with Phoenix Games, Caddy finds himself playing ''Town and Country Surf Designs Pearl City Hawaii Wood and Water Rage'', and wonders that if bad things will appear when he says them.
-->'''Caddy:''' Well, in that case, GUN! (Gets handed a gun) Oh, well thank you very much- (shoots himself).
* At first, ''Skate or Die'' looks promising, but one look at the shopkeeper and...
-->'''Caddy:''' Mummy, I don't want to play anymore.
* Caddy decided to stop playing ''The Simpsons Skateboarding'' after getting ran over by 4 cars in a row, followed by Kent Brockman "Give it to me, baby!" and Lisa saying "Ye" for the 47th time.

[[AC: The Miserable World of Completing Crash Bandicoot 4]]
* When Caddy hears the news about Crash 4 getting released, he gleefully speeds downstairs, then Amy shows up asking for help with her homework, and Caddy responds by picking her up and throwing her out the window! He then Naruto-runs backwards the rest of the way.
** Why wouldn't he be? Crash 3 released in 1998, and since then [[FanonDiscontinuity there have been no Crash platformers at all.]]
--> '''Caddy:'' He's been dormant for two decades.
* Interestingly, Vicarious Visions weren't the creative team behind Crash 4, but Toys for Bob. What's also interesting is that they're the teams behind ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 & 2'' and ''Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam'' repectively. You know what that means right? Crash 5 is going to need a skateboard controller!
* The RunningGag of Caddy breaking his fingers from playing [[SerialEscalation escalating]] to him ''fracturing his skull!''
* "This is a video game, not a b... b-b.. b-b-'''''[[SuddenlyShouting BOOK!]]'''''
* After seeing a pool toy of [[VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]][[note]] and showing a picture of VideoGame/{{Gex}} for some reason[[/note]], Caddy postulates on a ''Crash: Purple'' remake with blow-up dolls.
--> '''Caddy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy Sounds hot...]]
* Crash 4 has it all. Boxes to break, Gems to collect, [[{{Squick}} and hernias to form from how often you'll scream]].
* As much as Caddy likes the controls and physics of Crash 4, the slide jump is where he starts to nitpick. Sure, it gives you more height than a jump combined with a DoubleJump, but it kills your momentum the moment you spring up. It's like an arm pulls you back the moment you jump, [[BodyHorror and this arm has its own little legs.]] Again, though, it's a nitpick since [[CallBack he's very familiar with Crash games at this point, to say the least.]]
* Crash 4 manages to stand on its own quite well. Any nostalgia trips are just a bonus... and then, after saying the word "bonus", Caddy begins another Caddicarus Bouns Round!
* Since being a full-time YouTuber is a stressful job, Caddy often pulls on the hairs on his fringe, meaning [[BiggerIsBetterInBed it's not as long or thick as the rest of him.]]
--> '''Bald Caddy:''' Bye-bye, hair.
* Tawna's reasons for being MsFanservice [[NotAsYouKnowThem might be a bit different this time around]], but don't worry. Crash 4's Tawna is from another dimension, meaning you can now choose whether to go [[DoubleEntendre uptown or downtown.]]
* Caddy's reactions to the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar adult references]] in the game, which is pretty abrupt as he being frantic about it, going MotorMouth and all.
--> '''Caddy''': Okay, can we please address something quickly? I think we need to investigate the caterers that provided food for Toys for Bob! Because I've got enough evidence to prove that whoever did that laced their food with so much aphrodisiac, I'm surprised they didn't ''die of being hard!''
** Then it followed with him listing all of it including, but are not limited to, [[ScrewYourself N. Tropy possibly "having fun" with himself]], Tawna's [[MaleGaze new design]] and names of levels and costumes.
--> '''Caddy''': "Marsupus Erectus", "Booty Calls", "Thar He Blows!", "Mother Clucker", "Ship Happens", "Big Horn Energy", "Rock Blocked", "Booty Seeker", "Pursona", ''Crash Bandicoot knows what [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furries]] are and he loves 'em!''.
** "Toys for Bob... what toys did they have and what bob did they put them in?!"
* Cash Banooca 4: In a Big Tent, starring Cash Bancooca, Cock-Cock Vindaloo, Tractor Barnparty, Ned Climax, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Dumpling]].
* Caddy definitely noticed that there was one character that got the biggest redesign in Crash 4. One that made sure to exentuate certain parts of the body, especially in gameplay. One that the devs do not want to go unnoticed. And the character in question is... [[BaitAndSwitch Dingodile]].
* Caddy talking about Oxide's appearance in the game:
--> '''Caddy''': He even has a picture of himself in his own bedroom, the prick. He looks like a fish!
--> '''Caddy''': Oh god, I didn't need to know that Oxide had a wife. Do you think Oxide likes fish fingers?
* If ''Crash Bandicoot 3'' was given the same age rating[[note]]PEGI 12, the middleground between an E10 and a T rating[[/note]] as ''Crash Bandicoot 4'':
--> '''Dingodile:''' G'day mate, Dingodile's the name...\\
'''Caddy-dile:''' ...and I had an anal prolapse!
* Going for a completionist run in the original Crash trilogy or the N. Sane Trilogy is like going from easy mode to hard mode. Meanwhile, going for a completionist run in Crash 4 is like going from easy mode to YOU WILL BE A WRINKLY OLD CORPSE BEFORE YOU FINISH THIS.
* This bit:
--> *''Future!Caddy breaks down the door*''\\
(beat)\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' Oi, oi!\\
'''Caddy:''' Who are you?\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' I'm you.\\
(beat) *Caddy gasps with glee*\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' I'm from future, and I'm here to tell you you're not done.\\
'''Caddy:''' (confused) Excuse me?\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' There's another ending.\\
(beat)\\
'''Caddy:''' (disbelief) Excuse me?!\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' For 106%.\\
'''Caddy:''' Okay, and how do I get that?\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' (chuckles) [[FalseReassurance Don't worry. It's easy!]] Just make sure that you [[LongList get all of the fastest possible times on the Time Trials and replay every main level all over again but this time while breaking every single box, collecting most of the Wumpa Fruit, and not dying a single time.]][[note]] You also need to get all the Gems, including the 3-Deaths-or-Less Gem and the Hidden Gem, as well as smash all the boxes in the Flashback Tape levels[[/note]].\\
* ''Caddy slowly turns to the camera [[TheUnsmile still smiling]] [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe and screams]]''*\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Bye.]]\\
* ''Caddy is still screaming''*
** On the bright side, he can now add the 38 Platinum Relics to his previous 202 Relics, meaning he now has a nice round 240 Platinum Time Trial Relics under his belt.
** And what's his reward for collecting everything, including the Platinum Time Trial Relics, the Gems, the Flashback Tapes, and the N. Sanely Perfect Relics? [[AWinnerIsYou A 20-second long cutscene that shows Uka-Uka alive and well.]]
** As if that wasn't bad enough, the Platinum Relics, which are usually the best times in the games, are invalidated by the Dev Time Trial Relics, which beat out the Platinum times from twenty seconds to ''a minute.''
* Caddy's final time for completing the game 106% ended up being roughly 68 and a half hours. This angers him to his very soul because [[LOL69 it could have at least been 69]].
** "This is Cash Banooca, not [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim!]]"
* To help players with getting 106%, Caddy decides to give everyone some hints and tips... then turns that around into tints and hips, one of which is "Don't bring a duck."

[[AC: I Spent $1200 on a Console with No Games]]
* This particular video has not one, but ''TWO'' opening bits that [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment go absolutely nowhere.]] First, it starts off with another Caddy taking medication to prevent him from murdering anybody, [[LaxativePrank then realizing he took the wrong pills]] and [[PottyEmergency preparing to do something apparently very smelly and messy,]] but then this is disregarded entirely when [[TheBusCameBack the bricks show back up at Caddy's back door,]] and Caddy rudely tells them off for barging into his life uninvited and locking him inside for months, then getting married to him only to leave with no warning. This causes the bricks to sadly waddle away as Caddy apologizes for snapping at them since he's been on edge due to 2020 being horrible. He then looks down, picks up something, and sees that the bricks came by just to drop off their child, [[NightmareFuel a brick with a face.]] Then ''THIS'' is disregarded when Caddy, unable to find any [=PS5s=] in stock, rejoices because Sony sent him one for free.
* The recurring gag of Caddy receiving free review copies of things he already pre-ordered.
* "I can't believe there are 5 pussies in here."
* When explaining the catalog of [=PS4=] games offered to PS Plus users, Caddy uses the same clip of him saying "Plus" for every instance of the word used.
* While looking through Wambus's house in ''VideoGame/{{Bugsnax}}'', Caddy finds a cactus dressed as Wambus's wife right across from his bed, which in turn is right across from the completely open entrance, leading Caddy to make some assumptions.
--> '''Caddy''': Wambus doesn't only like getting prickles and scabs between his legs, he's also proud of it, and wants the entire town to see him do it! This game is for kids, and we have an exhibitionist.\\
'''Wambus''': Nobody's figured out how Bugsnax reproduce, but I got an idea.\\
'''Caddy!Wambus''': I'm gonna ram my dick in a cactus and grow some myself!
* Caddy's response to finding ''VideoGame/AstrosPlayroom'':
-->'''Caddy''': Well, it may be nothing more than a tech demo, but, as Prince Andrew once said, [[CrossesTheLineTwice I can't say "no" to a free go in a playroom]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Caddy's Retrospectives]]
* The "Caddy's Retrospectives" title card breaking in the third part of his Oddworld retrospective. He fixes it and it plays almost all the way through before playing backwards and exploding.
--> '''Caddy:''' (''[[StunnedSilence silence]]'') [[GivingUpOnLogic Good enough]]. (''walks away'')
* Hideo Freaking Kojima, AKA Ballsy Smith, and his POWER!
** His Metal Gear retrospective, starting with [=MGS1=]:
-->''[...]and it was also one of the first games in which the environments actually fed back on to me. (footage of the Heliport outside area) I felt bitterly cold just looking at these areas. (footage of the Blast Furnace.) And then I felt really hot. (footage of the wolf Caves) And then I felt completely lost and terrified that I was gonna get eaten by '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion AAAH ITSA WOLFFF]]'''''
** The opening of the [=MGS1=] video with the mispronunciation of Japan as "Jay-pen" and the picture of Kojima holding a box of Mega Bloks
-->''And within the depths of Japan, a young man named Hideo Freaking Kojima was playing with Mega Bloks...and then he said '''''BOLLOCKS TO THAT!!!''''' *Mega Bloks box falls away to reveal the FOX Engine logo box* and started playing with Lego.
** He gets to discussing the [[AlertnessBlink alert sound]] and how great it is. He goes a bit crazy with it.
--> '''Caddy:''' Whoever came up with that noise: I wanna buy some ''Dairy Milk with Oreos, MELT IT, SMOTHER YOU IN IT, AND THEN'' '''''LICK IT ALL O--''''' *[[TechnicalDifficulties BEEEEEEEEEP]]*
** When Caddy compares the HateDumb VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty}} gets to the hate Film/{{Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull}} got upon release, we're treated to this bit of comedy gold.
-->'''Hater:''' Eeeeehhh, it's a nuked fridge! Eeeeehhh, it has aliens in it! Eeeeehhh, it makes no sense! Eeeeehhh--
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP YOU FOOLS!!]]'''''
* Tekken Retrospective:
** His reenactment of Kazuya's backstory, exactly as it happened. '''''EXACTLY''':
-->This is because when Kazuya was 5 years old Heihachi was really fucking pissed (grr) and he said:
-->'''Heihachi''': My son, I'm not particularly fond of you because you're a ponce and I can't allow a ponce to run my very big important company when I die from death.
-->And Kazuya said:
-->'''Kazuya''': *unintelligible baby gibberish*
-->And then with that Heihachi had enough, and he THREW him down a cliff!
-->'''Caddy in background''': Okay wait a second. That's pretty fucking stupid.
* One of the fun facts from part 2 of ''VideoGame/{{Gex}}'':
-->'''Fun Fact!''' Did you know... that I've been looking on the Internet for ages now and there's ''no fuckin' trivia for this game anywhere!''
** Also, everytime he mentions the game's title, he adds another subtitle to it.
-->VideoGame/{{Gex}} 2: 3D: 4: [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Rising: Revengeance]] [[Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen Of The Fallen]] [[Film/EnterTheDragon Enter The Gecko]].
** Then the third game comes about:
-->'''Fun Fact!''' Did you know... that I literally give up! I couldn't find anything after hours of searching - no trivia for this fuckin' game, so... if anyone out there knows any sodding trivia, please comment below and do my job for me 'cause I wouldn't find anything...
-->'''Caddy with weird voice''' But please click on Gex's ballooning face or in the description to go and see [my Top 20 [=PS1=] Soundtracks] now, please.
* The end of the first Uncharted retrospective has Caddy talking to himself (literally) as second Caddy advertises Crunchyroll. First Caddy mispronounces it several times, prompting second Caddy to snark 'You're not even trying now'. He even made a sponsor plug into a joke.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Top Ten lists]]
* At the end of his "Top Ten Merchants in Video Games" video, his didgeridoo accidentally falls into shot as he tries to give his signature salutation.
-->Greetings and salutations, my beautiful people. Thanks very much for watching my first ever Top Ten list and I hope that I hope- *didgeridoo falls into shot* Didgeri-'''FUCKING'''-doo!!
* The start of his "My Top Ten Video Games I Like But Nobody Else Does":
-->Greetings and salutations, my beautiful people, I'm Caddicarus and *cut to him playing a 3DS and grinning like a ponce* '''IIII PLAAAY VIDEO GAAAMESHH''' *cut back to normal* and if you're watching this video, you do, and if your grandma is watching this video... she's probably doing it out of obligation. And if she is watching she should stop because I do say a lot of fucks and [[CountryMatters cu-]]
* In his list of the worst games of 2014, he lists ''Air Control'' as number 2. His entire discussion of the game is him [[Main/{{Corpsing}} laughing hysterically]] over footage of the game and only being able to get out "This ga... this game co... THIS GAME COSTS REAL MONEY!", before suddenly saying:
--> "Oh. It isn't on Steam anymore. Good."
* His list of the top 10 glitches in the infamously broken Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5.
--> [[CallBack THIS IS PS4!]]
** The game is given to him by a shirtless, raspy-voiced man who abruptly bursts through his door.
--> '''The Man''': HEY SUNNY JIM, I HEAR YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES.\\
'''Caddicarus''': Yes, yes I do.\\
'''The Man''': AND I HEAR YOU LIKE [=PS4=]... [Grotesque sucking noises]\\
'''Caddicarus''': Yes, yes, you heard correctly.\\
'''The Man''': WELL I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU! DO YOU WANT A CLASSIC IP TO COME BACK? WELL GET A LOAD OF ''THIS!'' [Proceeds to produce a copy of the game and rub it all over his bare chest before tossing it at Caddy]
** Also, when skater Nyjah Huston is sent flying in the number 3 spot, his keister starts smoking and [[StockScream he screams like Goofy.]]
--> '''Nyjah''': YEAAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEE!
-->''({{beat}})''
--> Caddicarus: Nyjah, when did you install that car exhaust in your anal cavity?
** After skating through a "Swag Crate", part of the debris clips into his character's model. He edits it [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice appropriately.]]
--> '''Caddicarus''': ''NUUUUGHG, I DEAD''
* His top 10 list ranking the VideoGame/DarkSouls3 bosses.
** He introduces Pontiff Sulyvahn by saying "[[ThatOneBoss FUCK THIS GUY!]]"
** "At number four we have Oceiros' other sons, Lorian the Elder Prince and Lothric the Younger Prince, essentially the cause of the entire world fucking itself over."
* His Top 10 Hardest Crash Bandicoot Levels involve him talking about the Crash 1 level Cortex Power, with each utterance garnering a grunt from Cortex and a power tool whirring in the appropriate sequence.
--> '''Offscreen Audience Member''': STOP SAYING CORTEX POWER
--> '''Caddicarus''': I will when I ''die''!
* #2 of "Top 10 WORST Things in Spyro Reignited Trilogy!" [[spoiler:is Caddy [[{{Mondegreen}} misreading the trophy name "Jacques-tacular" as "Jaculate"]]]].
* The Top 10 WORST US Playstation Box Arts gets off to a right good start when he goes off about how he loves America...but their coverarts can be blegh:
-->'''Caddy:''' [...]but when it comes to cover art, (goes from ''VideoGame/{{ICO}}'''s gorgeous European[=/=]Japanese cover art to the ugly US one) Y U DO DIS
** #10 is the original ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil2'''s. Europe's boxart for the game was the same as Japan's, a striking stark black background with a creepy monstrous face drawn in scratchy white x-ray sketch form that could be any of the game's monsters, with the title written in the series traditional blocky red font. The US version...is an obvious zombie poking its head around the corner and hastily adding a 2 on the end of a title that's written in a try-too-hard sharp metal font. He also gives a nice nod to the Euro coverarts of the Resi 1 remake and ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', which went the ShowDontTell route of showing barely anything believing that they were so scary they didn't need to show anything. The US covers though were a bit too...crowded.
** #9 is ''VideoGame/{{Tomba}}''! Or ''Tombi'' as Caddy knows it. The US cover art uses a more subdued anime art style compared to the European box's claymation wackyness and doesn't have as much detail as the European one, and doesn't say that much about the game itself aside from "Cavemen may have had pink hair at one point and liked to assault pigs".
** #8 has him talk about the Euro and US boxart for ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII VIII]]'', ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX IX]]'' and the PSX port of ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI VI]]''. All four of these game's covers simply have a blank white background with the game's logos but since said logos are colourful and feature imagery relating to the individual games (The Meteor in ''VII'', Squall and Rinoa embracing in ''VIII'', the Life Crystal of ''IX'' and Terra riding a Magitek Armour in ''VI'') the covers work just fine on their own and inspire intrigue. The US covers though cram as much of the games' characters as they can in a hodge podge manner with only VII's US boxart looking any bit decently done (since its Cloud looking up at a Shinra reactor.) VIII's cover is especially bad at this, awkwardly squshing Squall, Rinoa and Seifer front and center and hastily slapping a pic of Edea at the back. Oh and while Squall and Seifer are looking at god knows what, Rinoa is smirking as if someone flashed her off camera (complete with a cameo from Harry from ''Animal Soccer World'',) ''IX'''s US cover is also guilty of the same with the added [[SarcasmMode benefit]] of Steiner's KubrickStare making him look like a grumpy maths teacher. The result is that ''VIII'' and ''IX'' look like they're about failed indie rock bands.
-->'''Squall:''' I'm so tortured.\\
'''Seifer:''' No I'M more tortured than you.\\
'''Squall:''' Hah, you wouldn't know tortured if I tortured you right now!\\
'''Seifer:''' Dude I was tortured before you were even born.\\
'''Squall:''' Well MAN my torture was so bad-\\
'''Steiner:''' '''''SHUT UP KIDS AND DO YOUR LONG DIVISION!'''''
** #7 is the cover for ''VideoGame/TombRaiderChronicles''. The Euro cover is a moody and threatening shot of a dangerous-looking, gun-wielding Lara Croft amidst a thunder storm, invoking fear and wonder. The US is just ''Die Hard'' with Lara shooting at damn near everything while [[ScreamingWarrior screaming]] and jumping through a broken window with a generic flaming logo overhead. It just turns Lara into John [=McClane=] wearing 70s platform boots.
** #6 is ''[[VideoGame/Spyro2RiptosRage Spyro 2: Gateway To Glimmer]]''. Or ''Ripto's Rage'' in the US, a title that makes no sense to Caddy as it implies this is a sequel where Ripto is returning to get revenge...even though this game is his debut. The Euro title at least ties into Spyro getting pulled into the world of Glimmer out of nowhere. Also, the US cover has a horrible model of Ripto looking ready to EAT DAT ASS while Spyro is making one hell of an "[[AccidentalInnuendo I'm ready for it]]" face.
** #5 is ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''. Ironically the US cover tries to do the same minimalist approach as the Euro ''Final Fantasy'' games, but while the ''Final Fantasy'' logos are at least colourful and have things going on, the logo for ''MGS'' is just its title in standard text and nothing else so the US boxart doesn't work. The Euro version at least has Yoji Shinkawa's artwork of Solid Snake taking up the front cover and making you want to pick up and see what Snake's deal is. Caddy also takes the time to throw [[TakeThat shade at the garish puke-green US Greatest Hits budget label.]]
** #4 is VideoGame/{{Driver}} and the US version not only does what the FF covers do and cram everything and anything into a confusing mess but also adds a "You Are The Wheelman" subtitle as if treating buyers like they're fools and don't know what the game is about. Also, the roadmap in the background looks like a tax return form. Compare that to the Euro cover, which is a silhouette of Tanner with a car featured within the silhouette that portrays Tanner as mysterious and imposing while emphasizing the trait he's known for. (Funnily enough, like the European FF covers too)
** Since Caddy already had a go at the US cover art for ''VideoGame/SilentHill1'', he simply replays his rant from that video. Sadly, the US cover for ''VideoGame/SilentHill3'' is hardly any better. While the Euro art is a classic scratchy drawing of Heather Mason that invokes confusion and dread, the US cover is just her CG render looking at something in a dopey manner.
** #2, well...''[[VideoGame/PuzzleBobble Bust A Move 2]]''s US coverart is a screaming face with his eyelids held open. Yyyyep.
** And finally, #1 is ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight.'' Europe was lucky to get the same boxart as Japan, a gorgeous Ayami Kojima art piece depicting Alucard in Ayami's signature amazing Baroque-esque detail. The US is just a bland shot of a castle amidst a blue stormy background that looked like a kid slapped it together.
[[AC:Top 10 Saddest Sads]]
** "Ooooh beans! It's November!" [Caddy proceeds to break a sign saying November using his head]
** The Countdown music starts off somewhat normally, only to gradually dissolve into a ridiculous incoherent mess whenever it shows up. The numbers themselves are actually words vaugely related to the number, with a similarly-silly looking image providing the backdrop. A special mention goes to #8, which is shown as "ant", and what provides the image? A ridiculous-looking image of Flik!
** When concerning ''VideoGame/ThomasWasAlone'' and Laura's depressive personality.
-->'''Caddy''': [[SuddenlyShouting YOU'RE A RECTANGLE]]!!!
** "And the moral of the story is Prozac!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Caddy Plays]]
[[AC:Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy]]
* Throughout the series, Caddy's editor, Cerys Mackay (who also happens to be his girlfriend and the same Cerys from a few of his vids,) keeps interjecting her own thoughts via text at the bottom of the screen. Around Episode 3, her DeadpanSnarker tendencies start to shine through, as seen in this gem when Caddy wonders why the half-broken planks in [[ThatOneLevel Road to Nowhere]] exist:
-->'''Caddy:''' Why are those half-broken ones there? They might as well just be empty. They are there just to trick your eyes and make you think you can stand on them.\\
'''Cerys:''' [[CaptainObvious maybe that's why then...?]]

[[AC:Ride To Hell: Retribution]]
* The fact that Caddy is playing one of the modern day whipping boys of video games.
* Caddy is left utterly dumbfounded by the start of the game where Jake Conway and his brother Mikey have a bike chase trying to get away from the Devil's Hand guys giving them shit...only after Caddy beats the segment, it cuts to Jake and Mikey already at their mercy like the whole bike chase never happened. Also, Meathook's failure of an Irish accent. Caddy has no idea what he's trying to be.
* The game showing Mikey getting killed by Meathook, Jake doing the usual BigNO thing...then the game going into sepia and showing the exact same scene that we just saw, just with Jake getting shotgunned.
* Caddy runs into the game's infamous sex scenes. The very first of which happens after Caddy finds what to him merely looked like a couple arguing with the guy merely raising his voice, causing Caddy to decide to kick his ass...and then [[CoitusEnsues cue random sex scene.]] As an added bonus, said girl's boob physics go all skew whiff, they're both fully clothed and their faces are as stony-faced as can be. And of course, editor Cerys' reactions.
** Aditionally, Caddy felt more clean watching actual pornography..or "punnagraphy" as he has to say otherwise Youtube will demonetise him nice and hard.
* At one point in Part 2, Jake meets with Uncle Mack...just as the latter's facial textures don't load in properly, making Mack look like a particularly warped burn victim, serving as a JumpScare for the poor boy.
* The one mook that constantly goes "Don't mess with the Ham!"
* After once more getting a random sex scene with Sarah the mechanic, as soon as gameplay resumes, Jake is stuck in a position where he has his arms around himself. Caddy even notes that it looks like Jake is sucking his thumb like a baby, causing no end of amusement. Less amusing is that Caddy [[GameBreakingBug can't move because of this]] forcing him to reload a checkpoint...right after the annoying mook fight he just had to get past.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Other]]
* The Puppicarus show's pilot: Walking the Dog. Puppicarus attempting to walk Caddy's dog goes a bit awry. Especially considering said dog seems to be trying to tear Pupp apart.
* When a Caddicarus video is sponsored by Crunchyroll, Caddy puts a MotorMouth sequence before the Hidden Block logo.
--> Oh, GOD... I'm like the Micro Machines Guy! ''(photoshopped image of John Moschitta Jr's head over a [[Anime/AttackOnTitan Titan]])'' Shame he doesn't have an anime...
* Although the "I'm Starting Over - A Caddicarus Update" is a mostly serious video, it begins with a funny TakeThat towards Creator/TheFineBrothers.
* Kids Explain "Cool Cat Saves the Kids" : Just the idea that his young daughters (a six-year-old and a nine-year-old) laughed at how bad the movie is, despite being within the target demographic.
* In Kids Explain ''{{Film/Labyrinth}}'', things get awkward when Phoebe mentions hearing Cerys say that David Bowie's tights were too tight. Caddy looks at Cerys in disbelief, and quickly tries to assess the situation and their understanding, but neither Phoebe nor Amy seem to understand exactly why they are so glaringly tight.
* [[https://vine.co/v/i51mZ6A7Wnz This vine]] of Caddy messing around in DisneyInfinity
--> "So we never knew much about Darth Maul, except *uses the Buzz Lightyear Jetpack* HE'S FUCKING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!
* Whenever he does a [[{{portmanteau}} Slauvage]] where he sends the game [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascending in a beacon of light while choir plays]], [[ShootTheShaggyDog before shooting it.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice The games always fall down afterwards.]]
** His associated opening spiel, "It's my duty to decide whether these games deserve to be slaughtered or salvaged", eventually gets gradually more and more mangled in later series until its mostly just vague noises for the first half.
* Sudden life update videos tend to follow a particular pattern; The thumbnail is a color-inverted still of Caddy's face, with the title itself being something only vaguely related to the content in all lowercase letters.
--> '''caddy's moustache is the source of his powers'''
--> '''[[MakesSenseInContext oh no caddy is touching the completionist]]'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlMTC1xCdZw metal gear oops]] opens with Caddy with a CD in his mouth, walking down a hallway with timpani drumbeats accompanying each step. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext For no apparent reason whatsoever.]]
** His computer also informs him that the latest Metal Gear game (with a ridiculously long title), [[SyntheticVoiceActor "has just downloaded, you dick."]]
* The aptly titled [[https://youtu.be/uR1gs3djM6g pain]] is only six seconds long but pretty much cements how dedicated he is to 100% Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy on all consoles, Nintendo Switch included... to an unhealthy degree.
--> Crash 1! I did it.\\
Crash 2! I did it.\\
Crash 3! [[RuleOfThree I did it.]]\\
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* This particular video has not one, but ''TWO'' opening bits that [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment go absolutely nowhere.]] First, it starts off with another Caddy taking medication to prevent him from murdering anybody, then realizing he took the wrong pills and preparing to do something apparently very smelly and messy, but then this is disregarded entirely when the bricks show back up and Caddy's back door, and Caddy rudely tells them off for barging into his life uninvited and locking him inside for months, then getting married to him only to leave with no warning. This causes the bricks to sadly waddle away as Caddy apologizes for snapping at them since he's been on edge due to 2020 being horrible. He then looks down, picks up something, and sees that the bricks came by just to drop off their child, [[NightmareFuel a brick with a face.]] Then ''THIS'' is disregarded when Caddy, unable to find any [=PS5s=] in stock, rejoices because Sony sent him one for free.

* He also appeared to make some wrong choices as he ends up with the ending where Barry dies, and you don't fight the Tyrant again on the helipad which no longer blows up. What sells it is how easy it is to get said ending compared to how Caddy almost accidentally got it.

* Sadly, even on the beefy tech that is PS4 Pro with Performance Mode on, texture pop in still kinda marred Caddy's experience. That and parts where the game pauses briefly to load while Cal seems to vibrate rapidly.
* The combat and difficulty of ''Fallen Order'', as Caddy noticed is, rather reminiscent of [[VideoGame/DarkSouls Dark So]][[VideoGame/LordsOfTheFallen LORDS OF THE FALLEN!]]

* "You know what, at this point, I'd rather go back to 1605. Sure, they didn't have any video games, but at least you could blow up parliament!"

[[AC: PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale]]
* The setup for the collab: Caddy just unlocked every character in [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate Super Smash Bros. Ultimate]] and beat story mode with all of them, so he invites [[WebVideo/ScottTheWoz Scott The Woz]] to play online. When Scott asks what he gets in return:
-->'''Caddy:''' I'll send you a copy of [[VideoGame/WiiMusic Wii Music]].
-->'''Scott:''' Oh.

[[AC: The Weird World of PlayStation Magazines]]

* Caddy states that his postman loves him for collecting 10 years worth of official PlayStation magazines. Cut to an offscreen postman trying to fit a magazine through the mailslot, then giving up and ringing the doorbell.

* The magazine held contests for money to see who could do the most outrageous things in the name of PlayStation. These ranged from painting the VideoGame/{{Tomb Raider}} logo on the side of a boat to getting married while dressed as VideoGame/{{PaRappa The Rapper}} for the entire wedding ceremony.

* Caddy at one point says that the magazine can convert even the most die-hard Sonic fan to a PlayStation fan. Cue Caddy in a ridiculous Sonic costume reading the magazine.

-->'''Caddy:''' Picture this: [[Film/TheShining You're a dad.]] You get yourself a best-selling video game console like the [=PS1=]. You play it nonstop. Your wife asks you why you haven't said hello to her for 3 weeks or why the baby is cooking your chicken casserole for dinner, and she begins to blame '''THE VODDY GAMS''' for you being a neglectful dad. But then you turn around and tell her that '''''[[Creator/{{Ukinojoe}} NO!]]''''' It ''ISN'T'' because you're addicted to Disney's TARZUN, that ''CAN'T'' be it, cause this isn't ''YOUR'' [=PlayStation=], it's the ''FAMILY'S'' [=PlayStation=], see? There's also games for our children too! PlayStation: [[OurSloganIsTerrible Scapegoating for shitty parents since 1994]].

* The concept of Pepsiman was introduced by a voiceover of Caddy in a church with the Holy [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHunderForce Bibble]] when
-->'''VO!Caddy: Staring unto him is [[SuddenlyShouting HIS TRUE GOD PEPSIMAN, YOUR GOD IS A LIE]]

* Caddy theorizes the game is a metaphor for Pepsi always finding you in the ned no matter what you do to try and stop it.

* The concept of Pepsiman was introduced by a voiceover of Caddy in a church with the Holy [[AquaTeenHunderForce Bibble]] when

* "PEPSI IS BETTER THAN COKE!!!"

** And what's his reward for collecting everything, including the Platinum Time Trial Relics, the Gems, the Flashback Tapes, and the N. Sanely Perfect Relics? A 20-second long cutscene that shows Uka-Uka alive and well.

* Crash 4 manages to stand on it own quite well. Any nostalgia trips are just a bonus... and then, after saying the word "bonus", Caddy begins another Caddicarus Bouns Round!

* Crash 4 has it all. Boxes to break, Gems to collect, [[{{Squick}} and hernias to form from how how often you'll scream]].