History Funny / BravelySecond

** Yew getting constantly reprimanded for being [[MaleGaze distracted]] by the [[HornyDevils Succubus]] and Mummy line of monsters, until Edea and Magnolia admit that a Melusine [[LesYay managed to charm them as well]].

*** After finishing her cuts, Magnolia spins around with a flourish to show off the two pieces...[[RunningWithScissors tossing the scissors up in the process]]. The scissors then [[TheBladeAlwaysLandsPointyEndIn impale themselves in the table in front of her]].

--->'''Altair:''' Are you sure that wasn't [[IAteWhat the Paralyzing Pollen]]?

** Barras' ''hands'' are available as knuckles. "The question of ho commissioned and created a weapon of such uncompromisingly bad taste will likely forever remain a mystery."

--> '''Tiz''': ([[JediMindTrick These aren't the intruders you're looking for...]] [[Film/ANewHope these aren't the intruders you're looking for...]])

** Barras' ''hands'' are available as knuckles. "Whoever thought this was a good idea shall remain a mystery."

---> '''Janne:''' (Okay, everyone... Don't make eye contact. Let's just walk away...)

--->'''Janne:''' Huh? Yeah... well... I guess... Wait, NO! No way!

--->'''Janne:''' Y-You do? Er, well, okay... Yew, you wanna finish up? ''(the entry stops there)''

*** Reprised almost wotd-for-word in the full game, with Tiz asking for the definition... and ''Altair'' reminiscing about the aspir compound spray-fight.

--->'''Magnolia:''' Right... a desert toad that opens up its chest and tries to blast you to bits with machine guns.

* While visiting the desert and musing on the Jackal working to police the desert, Tiz and Edea are having a serious discussion... while Yew and Magnolia are ''playing pretend''.

** And then when Tiz tries offering his umbrella, Edea retaliates... violently.

*** After finishing her cuts, Magnolia spins around with a flourish to show off the two pieces... [[RunningWithScissors tossing the scissors up in the process]]. The scissors then [[TheBladeAlwaysLandsPointyEndIn impale themselves in the table in front of her]].

* What leads to Yew's first conversation with Altair? He can't sleep before the trip to Eisen... and the rest of the party starts sleep-talking.
-->'''Edea:''' Yew... Don't eat that [[KillItWithFire bomb fragment]]...
-->'''Magnolia:''' It'll be fine... with a some [[RunningGag gravy]] on it... He mustn't give up... without even trying...

* There's a hilarious little RewatchBonus in Hartschild with Angelo if you're not on your first time through. Angelo offers his cakes to all of Hartschild to "send them to heaven", and quickly makes himself popular. Yew and crew step up to his shop, and Angelo has the perfect opportunity to get him out of the empire's hair... until he mentions that he's got five cakes left, one each for Yew, Edea, Magnolia, Tiz, and Yoko. When his crowd hears that, they immediately turn Website/NotAlwaysRight and demand that he sell the last few cakes to ''them''.

** Tiz has a nice cup of coffee for what seems to be the first time since ''Default'' and enjoys it... then observes that Edea still puts [[SweetTooth way too much sugar]] in hers.

** When Janne runs into them at the Ancheim Grand Mill Works and calls them incompetent, Piddler apologizes... [[{{Malaproper}} for their current lack of copper tents]].
** What makes it better is that they sing their own theme song... ''until they start arguing''.

--> '''Alternis:''' Ungh... [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]

* During the dinner with Denys in Chapter 5, Agnès - talking to Magnolia - stumbles while inquiring about "You and... er, Yew."

* While you fight Aimee and Angelo in the second loop, Kamiizumi ends up eating pancakes...to inspect the secret behind their enemy's confectionary skills. He claims to have discovered the secret ingredient in his last bite... yogurt.

* An extreme meta example for people who played the prequel and reached the final chapter's first event of ''Second'': being woken up by Karl in Caldisla had many people screaming when they thought they all had been trapped in yet another series of loops... in the prequel's past!

-->'''Woman in Caldislia:''' Oh! I remember you! You’re the rather plain friend of that dashing fellow who used to come here. I do miss his visits... He was so very... dashing.

--> '''Research Student: [[IronicEcho In- In theory!]]

--> '''Kaiser:''' Who's a good kitty now? Who's a good widdle kitty?
--> '''Minette:''' Purrrrr...! Thank you, Your Meowjesty!
** In a moment of Meta funny, the Kaiser's English voice is Creator/CamClarke, who also happened to be the voice of [[Disney/TheLionKing Simba]] in [[Franchise/KingdomHearts various]] [[WesternAnimation/TimonAndPumbaa spin-offs]]. Suddenly makes a lot sense for why the Kaiser would have an affinity for cats.

** Also from the demo: Agnes's entire "IHaveThisFriend" claim and lament upon believing that Magnolia (also) has NoSenseOfDirection.

* Edea [[ShipperOnDeck trying so very hard to put couples with unspoken feelings together and share romantic moments]]. She ships Yew and Magnolia ''so hard'' that shipping Tiz with Agnes is less important to her. It comes to the point she enjoys watching them all squirm and blush.

* During chapter 5, the party decides to goof around with the pendant shards Agnes distributed among the alliance's central command figures, up to and including brief idle calls to a few of their colleagues. It leads to this after their main objective gets fed up with their constant talks:

** You have a tent conversation with Ringabel spending time with the party. They then try calling Agnes to see him again, only to find Alternis on the line and informing that she was taking a bath at the moment. Without missing a cue, Ringabel orders his double to immediately take the pendant to her, which makes Edea turn the pendant off and give Ringabel a(n off-screen) MegatonPunch.

-->'''Tiz:''' Yew... Don't eat that [[KillItWithFire bomb fragment]]...
-->'''Magnolia:''' It'll be fine... with a little [[RunningGag gravy]] on it... He mustn't give up... without even trying...
-->'''Yew:''' Are they having the same dream? And more importantly, what am I doing eating ''bomb fragments''?

** And then when Tiz tries offering his umbrella, Edea ''drop-kicks'' him into the water.
--> '''Edea:''' You've made your bed, now get soaked in it.

-->'''Piddler:''' We're flying, sir! We're really flying! Where did you learn how to fly this thing, sir?

-->'''Piddler:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I knew it! You're just a natural, sir!]]
-->'''Sapp:''' No, I mean, ''I don't know how to fly it'', Private! We'd just got back from Eisenberg when they strapped us to the back of this thing and yelled "Liftoff!" I-I thought maybe you were driving it.
-->'''Piddler:''' Me, sir? [[EpicFail I can't even drive an apple cart]], sir. Look, ma, no hands!

--->'''Magnolia:''' Right...a desert toad that opens up its chest and tries to blast you to bits with machine guns.

* While visiting the desert and musing on the Jackal working to police the desert, Tiz and Edea are having a serious discussion...while Yew and Magnolia are ''playing pretend''.

-->'''Angelo:''' [[HoistyByHisOwnPetard I'm afraid I am all sold out...]]

** What makes it better is that they sing their own theme song...''until they start arguing''.

--> '''Artemia:''' Edea have new job? Grand marshal's daughter delivery girl? Luxendarc economy very harsh....

--> '''Alternis:''' Ungh....[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]

* During the dinner with Denys in Chapter 5, Agnès - talking to Magnolia - stumbles while inquiring about "You and...er, Yew."

* While you fight Aimee and Angelo in the second loop, Kamiizumi ends up eating pancakes...to inspect the secret behind their enemy's confectionary skills. He claims to have discovered the secret ingredient in his last bite...yogurt.

* An extreme meta example for people who played the prequel and reached the final chapter's first event of ''Second'': being woken up by Karl in Caldisla had many people screaming when they thought they all had been trapped in yet another series of loops...in the prequel's past!

-->'''Sapp:''' No, I mean, ''I don't know how to fly this thing'', Private! We'd just got back from Eisenberg when they strapped us to this thing and yelled "Liftoff!" I-I thought you were driving it.

* Once you get past the Water Temple battle, the group finds that the Holly Pillar has been opened up. Unfortunately, they have no way of pursuing the Skyhold. Then what happens? ''The flipping '''bath ship''' comes '''flying straight towards the Water Temple at high speeds!''''' Sure, we've seen this with Grandship in the last game, but at least that actually looked like a blimp, meaning having it fly was logical. But the thought of what was once the bath house, then a ship, then an ''airship'' that flies ''solely with the melted walls of Sagitta'' is completely absurd and is good for some laughs.

** In a moment of Meta funny, the Kaiser's English voice is Creator/CamClarke, who also happened to be the voice of [[Disney/TheLionKing Simba]] in [[Franchise/KingdomHearts various]] [[WesternAnimation/TimonandPumbaa spin-offs]]. Suddenly makes a lot sense for why the Kaiser would have an affinity for cats.

-->'''Edea:''' I tried chewing the petals! They tasted horrible, but I was so energized I couldn't move, and my eyes locked open, big as saucers!
-->'''Altair:''' Are you sure that wasn't [[IAteWhat the Paralyzing Pollen]]?

* Once you get past the Water Temple battle, the group finds that the Pillar of Light has been opened up. Unfortunately, they have no way of pursuing the Skyhold. Then what happens? ''The flipping '''bath ship''' comes '''flying straight towards the Water Temple at high speeds!''''' Sure, we've seen this with Grandship in the last game, but at least that actually looked like a blimp, meaning having it fly was logical. But the thought of what was once the bath house, then a ship, then an ''airship'' that flies ''solely with the melted walls of Sagitta'' is completely absurd and is good for some laughs.

---> '''Tiz:''' But look at its eyes and that color. I'd say it's more like a clockwork Harena desert toad.
---> '''Magnolia:''' Right...a desert toad that opens up its chest and tries to blast you to bits with machine guns.

---> '''Edea:''' You're putting Professor Norzen in the Bestiary?

* The Chompcraft scene with the owlman. He scares the crap out of Magnolia.

-->'''Woman in Caldislia:''' Oh! I remember you! You’re the rather plain friend of that dashing fellow who used to come here. I do miss his visits…He was so very…dashing.
** Doubly hilarious, if Yew and Magnolia are the current player character, considering if she’ll say the same thing to them...and ''they weren’t even there at the time''
* A more macabre example, but the player can stumble across two graveyards over the course of the game, and can find the same item in both. What is the item in question? ''A Phoenix Down…''
* Like its predecessor, characters using Bravely Second will cycle through quotes. Many of Tiz's new quotes were making fun of his occupation as a shepherd, with him counting sheeps, dozing off as a result, and this:

--> '''TIZ:''' And THIS ONE'S for FRIEND-BOT!!!!!!

---> '''Janne:''' (Okay, everyone...Don't make eye contact. Let's just walk away...)

--->'''Janne:''' Huh? Yeah...well...I guess...Wait, NO! No way!

--->'''Janne:''' Y-You do? Er, well, okay...Yew, you wanna finish up? ''(the entry stops there)''