History Funny / Bowfinger

-->'''Bowfinger''': Afrim, we're going to need a crew, and I want to get the best damn crew we can afford.

* The scene where a scared-shitless Jiff [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DGu5X3Dy0I has to run across a busy highway]]. (And he's even forced to do a second take!)

* "Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in [[Film/InterviewWithTheVampire that vampire movie]] till two years later?"

-->'''Kit:''' Shoot me today?!

* "Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?"

* The scene where a scared shitless Jiff [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DGu5X3Dy0I has to run across a busy highway]]. (and he's even forced to do a second take!)

-->'''Bowfinger: Afrim, we're going to need a crew, and I want to get the best damn crew we can afford.

-->'''Bowfinger:''' ANDALE, MUCHACHOS!!

--> '''Hal''': ''What?''
--> '''Kit''': And I suppose Teddy Kennedy ain't one-sixteenth black, huh?!
--> '''Hal''': Teddy Kennedy?!
--> '''Kit''': HE'S NOT LIKE THE OTHER KENNEDYS! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S DIFFERENT!

--> "Afrim, we're going to need a crew, and I want to get the best damn crew we can afford."

--> "ANDALE, MUCHACHOS!!"

--> '''Slater''' (''playing Todd''): Don't act dumb! Where's the plutonium?
--> '''Kit''': Hey, listen, that plutonium is mine and it's been registered for use for religious purposes!
--> '''Slater''': ...You– You actually have some plutonium?
--> '''Bowfinger''' (''behind the camera''): He's got plutonium?

--> '''Bowfinger''': We are finished. We are over.
--> '''Daisy''': How come?
--> '''Bowfinger''': You had sex with Jiff.
--> '''Daisy''': So?
--> '''Bowfinger''': (''beat'') I never thought of it that way.
--> '''Daisy''': I'll see you tonight?
--> '''Bowfinger''': What time?
--> '''Daisy''': Eight?
--> '''Bowfinger''': Okay. (''they leave'')

--> '''Carol:''' I know I'm not supposed to be doing this, but I just want you to know you were so ''real'', in your response to the aliens. I mean, I wasn't even sure that I could be a pod person, but now of course I'm enjoying it! Because you made the aliens come alive! It's like they were living inside of me! Oh, and at first I was nervous about us having sex, but now I think it's a good idea. As long as we do it in a completely professional manner, and of course, well, there will be a lot of people watching. (''lightly touches Kit's face'') I won't bother you anymore.

--> '''Carol:''' Oh, hiii, I came down because I wanted to see them shoot you today!
--> '''Kit:''' Shoot me today?!

* Carol once again says the exact wrong thing when she runs into Kit during the shooting of the "aliens arriving from Wyoming" scene.

* The final scene, following Bowfinger opening the Fedex mail and learning he has been hired to do movies in Taiwan... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6RCnrd6F6g "Fake Purse Ninjas"!]]

* Jiff's {{Adorkable}} reaction to Daisy's nude scene ("Cool!").

* The final scene, following Bowfinger opening the Fedex mail and learning he has been hired to do movies in Hong Kong... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6RCnrd6F6g "Fake Purse Ninjas"!]]

* The scene where a scared shitless Jiff [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DGu5X3Dy0I has to run across a busy highway]].

* How about the "Fake Purse Ninjas"?
* The CurseCutShort near the end where Bowfinger almost calls Mind Head "[[MindRape Mind Fuck]]".

* The scene where a scared shitless Jiff has to run across a busy highway.

* "Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?"

* Kit's paranoid ranting at his manager, culminating in this:

--> '''Hal''': ''Teddy Kennedy?!''