- Kit's paranoid ranting at his agent, culminating in this:
Kit: (loading a gun) It's all my imagination, huh? It's all my imagination? So I suppose they didn't put a computer chip in LaToya Jackson's brain – she just acts like that, huh?!Hal: What?Kit: And I suppose Teddy Kennedy ain't one-sixteenth black, huh?!Hal: Teddy Kennedy?!Kit: HE'S NOT LIKE THE OTHER KENNEDYS! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S DIFFERENT!
- Bowfinger and Afrim go to hire a film crew. They enter the van, and Bowfinger remarks:
"Afrim, we're going to need a crew, and I want to get the best damn crew we can afford."
- Smash Cut to the van at the Mexican border.
- While shooting the "aliens arrive from Wyoming" scene:
Slater (playing Todd): Don't act dumb! Where's the plutonium?Kit: Hey, listen, that plutonium is mine and it's been registered for use for religious purposes!Slater: ...You– You actually have some plutonium?Bowfinger (behind the camera): He's got plutonium?
- Bowfinger finds out Daisy had sex with Jiff in the van. This entire exchange takes about eight seconds:
Bowfinger: We are finished. We are over.Daisy: How come?Bowfinger: You had sex with Jiff.Daisy: So?Bowfinger: (beat) I never thought of it that way.Daisy: I'll see you tonight?Bowfinger: What time?Daisy: Eight?Bowfinger: Okay. (they leave)
- "Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?"
- The scene where a scared shitless Jiff has to run across a busy highway.
- The Curse Cut Short near the end where Bowfinger almost calls Mind Head "Mind Fuck".