Funny / Bowfinger

  • The scene where a scared shitless Jiff has to run across a busy highway. (and he's even forced to do a second take!)
  • Kit's paranoid ranting at his agent, culminating in this:
    Kit: (loading a gun) It's all my imagination, huh? It's all my imagination? So I suppose they didn't put a computer chip in LaToya Jackson's brain – she just acts like that, huh?!
    Hal: What?
    Kit: And I suppose Teddy Kennedy ain't one-sixteenth black, huh?!
    Hal: Teddy Kennedy?!
  • Bowfinger and Afrim go to hire a film crew. They enter the van, and Bowfinger remarks:
    "Afrim, we're going to need a crew, and I want to get the best damn crew we can afford."
    • Smash Cut to the van at the Mexican border.
  • Jiff's Adorkable reaction to Daisy's nude scene ("Awesome!").
  • While shooting the "aliens arrive from Wyoming" scene:
    Slater (playing Todd): Don't act dumb! Where's the plutonium?
    Kit: Hey, listen, that plutonium is mine and it's been registered for use for religious purposes!
    Slater: ...You– You actually have some plutonium?
    Bowfinger (behind the camera): He's got plutonium?
  • Bowfinger finds out Daisy had sex with Jiff in the van. This entire exchange takes about eight seconds:
    Bowfinger: We are finished. We are over.
    Daisy: How come?
    Bowfinger: You had sex with Jiff.
    Daisy: So?
    Bowfinger: (beat) I never thought of it that way.
    Daisy: I'll see you tonight?
    Bowfinger: What time?
    Daisy: Eight?
    Bowfinger: Okay. (they leave)
  • "Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?"
  • How about when they follow Kit through a carpark with Bowfinger's dog dressed in high heels?
  • The Curse Cut Short near the end where Bowfinger almost calls Mind Head "Mind Fuck".
  • The final scene, following Bowfinger opening the Fedex mail and learning he has been hired to do movies in Taiwan... "Fake Purse Ninjas"!