* The scene where a scared shitless Jiff [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DGu5X3Dy0I has to run across a busy highway]]. (and he's even forced to do a second take!)
* Kit's paranoid ranting at his agent, culminating in this:
--> '''Kit''': (''loading a gun'') It's all my imagination, huh? It's all my imagination? So I suppose they didn't put a computer chip in [=LaToya=] Jackson's brain – she just acts like that, huh?!
-->'''Hal''': ''What?''
-->'''Kit''': And I suppose Teddy Kennedy ain't one-sixteenth black, huh?!
-->'''Hal''': Teddy Kennedy?!
-->'''Kit''': HE'S NOT LIKE THE OTHER KENNEDYS! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S DIFFERENT!
* Bowfinger and Afrim go to hire a film crew. They enter the van, and Bowfinger remarks:
-->'''Bowfinger: Afrim, we're going to need a crew, and I want to get the best damn crew we can afford.
** SmashCut to the van at the Mexican border.
-->'''Bowfinger:''' ANDALE, MUCHACHOS!!
* Jiff's {{Adorkable}} reaction to Daisy's nude scene ("Awesome!").
* While shooting the "aliens arrive from Wyoming" scene:
-->'''Slater''' (''playing Todd''): Don't act dumb! Where's the plutonium?
-->'''Kit''': Hey, listen, that plutonium is mine and it's been registered for use for religious purposes!
-->'''Slater''': ...You– You actually have some plutonium?
-->'''Bowfinger''' (''behind the camera''): He's got plutonium?
* Bowfinger finds out Daisy had sex with Jiff in the van. This entire exchange takes about eight seconds:
-->'''Bowfinger''': We are finished. We are over.
-->'''Daisy''': How come?
-->'''Bowfinger''': You had sex with Jiff.
-->'''Daisy''': So?
-->'''Bowfinger''': (''beat'') I never thought of it that way.
-->'''Daisy''': I'll see you tonight?
-->'''Bowfinger''': What time?
-->'''Daisy''': Eight?
-->'''Bowfinger''': Okay. (''they leave'')
* "Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?"
* How about when they follow Kit through a carpark with Bowfinger's dog dressed in high heels?
* The CurseCutShort near the end where Bowfinger almost calls Mind Head "[[MindRape Mind Fuck]]".
* The final scene, following Bowfinger opening the Fedex mail and learning he has been hired to do movies in Taiwan... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6RCnrd6F6g "Fake Purse Ninjas"!]]
* Carol finally sees her chance to meet Kit, approaching him in a clothing store, and manages to say the exact wrong thing to trigger his paranoia:
-->'''Carol:''' I know I'm not supposed to be doing this, but I just want you to know you were so ''real'', in your response to the aliens. I mean, I wasn't even sure that I could be a pod person, but now of course I'm enjoying it! Because you made the aliens come alive! It's like they were living inside of me! Oh, and at first I was nervous about us having sex, but now I think it's a good idea. As long as we do it in a completely professional manner, and of course, well, there will be a lot of people watching. (''lightly touches Kit's face'') I won't bother you anymore.
* Carol again, when she unexpectedly runs into Kit during the shooting of the "aliens arriving from Wyoming" scene.
-->'''Carol:''' Oh, hiii, I came down because I wanted to see them shoot you today!
-->'''Kit:''' Shoot me today?!