* Kit's paranoid ranting at his agent, culminating in this:
--> '''Kit''': (''loading a gun'') It's all my imagination, huh? It's all my imagination? So I suppose they didn't put a computer chip in [=LaToya=] Jackson's brain – she just acts like that, huh?!
--> '''Hal''': ''What?''
--> '''Kit''': And I suppose Teddy Kennedy ain't one-sixteenth black, huh?!
--> '''Hal''': Teddy Kennedy?!
--> '''Kit''': HE'S NOT LIKE THE OTHER KENNEDYS! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S DIFFERENT!
* Bowfinger and Afrim go to hire a film crew. They enter the van, and Bowfinger remarks:
--> "Afrim, we're going to need a crew, and I want to get the best damn crew we can afford."
** SmashCut to the van at the Mexican border.
--> "ANDALE, MUCHACHOS!!"
* While shooting the "aliens arrive from Wyoming" scene:
--> '''Slater''' (''playing Todd''): Don't act dumb! Where's the plutonium?
--> '''Kit''': Hey, listen, that plutonium is mine and it's been registered for use for religious purposes!
--> '''Slater''': ...You– You actually have some plutonium?
--> '''Bowfinger''' (''behind the camera''): He's got plutonium?
* Bowfinger finds out Daisy had sex with Jiff in the van. This entire exchange takes about eight seconds:
--> '''Bowfinger''': We are finished. We are over.
--> '''Daisy''': How come?
--> '''Bowfinger''': You had sex with Jiff.
--> '''Daisy''': So?
--> '''Bowfinger''': (''beat'') I never thought of it that way.
--> '''Daisy''': I'll see you tonight?
--> '''Bowfinger''': What time?
--> '''Daisy''': Eight?
--> '''Bowfinger''': Okay. (''they leave'')
* "Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?"
* The scene where a scared shitless Jiff [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DGu5X3Dy0I has to run across a busy highway]].
* How about when they follow Kit through a carpark with Bowfinger's dog dressed in high heels?
* How about the "Fake Purse Ninjas"?
* The CurseCutShort near the end where Bowfinger almost calls Mind Head "[[MindRape Mind Fuck]]".