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14th Sep '16 1:07:08 PM cavenglok
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'''Female NPC:''' ''(about Moxxi)'' I hear she has the most amazing breastibules!
31st Jul '16 3:38:46 AM KingSonnDeeDoo
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** What makes it even funnier is if you complete the game before finding it [[spoiler:and get Handsome Jack, it makes it seem like he came back from the dead just to talk about a meme]].
25th Jul '16 8:18:01 PM Firebrand96
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-->'''Zed:''' Alright: make a small incision just below his sternum, but be careful - we don't want to nick the coronary artery.\\
''(Player "performs surgery" - with a melee attack - messily killing the patient and extracting an Eridium Shard in a shower of gore)''\\

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-->'''Zed:''' Alright: make a small incision just below his sternum, [[TemptingFate but be careful careful]] - we don't want to nick the coronary artery.\\
''(Player [[CuttingTheKnot "performs surgery" surgery"]] - [[PercussiveMaintenance with a melee attack attack]] - [[MurderIsTheBestSolution messily killing the patient patient]] and extracting an Eridium Shard in a shower of gore)''\\
8th May '16 10:22:42 AM hellwolf99
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----> Did you just JUMP OFF THE BUZZARD'S NEST!? ''(Beat)'' GODDAMN, SLAB! YOU MAKE ME PROUD!

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----> Did you just JUMP OFF THE BUZZARD'S NEST!? ''(Beat)'' [[SoProudOfYou GODDAMN, SLAB! YOU MAKE ME PROUD!PROUD!]]
6th May '16 8:05:00 PM Octorok103
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* The entire reason you're trying to make a baby cry in the first place. In order to keep the titular wedding afloat, Moxxi sends the Vault Hunters to fetch ingredients for a love potion: something new, something old, something borrowed, and something gold. Ellie's brilliant idea to kill two birds with one stone is to steal - sorry, "borrow" - a ''baby'' to count as "something new" and "something borrowed". Ellie then tries to convince the Vault Hunters to use the entire baby in the potion, before relenting and having them use its tears instead. Moxxi is decidedly unhappy about this once she finds out what the ingredient is, and makes the Vault Hunters return the baby before starting the wedding.
** The baby itself resembles a miniature Goliath with the signature helmet, albeit in baby clothes, implying that it's the baby the bride and groom - also Goliaths - lost before the Vault Hunters showed up.
30th Mar '16 8:51:25 PM Edrobot
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* The ''Out Of Body Experience'' quest has you try to help a Loaderbot find a new purpose in life, only for him to keep trying to kill you, culimating in [[SuckinessIsPainful an attempt to make you commit suicide via really bad singing.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfr_BnLOYPk The song alone]] is worth a few good laughs, given how meandering and nonsensical it is.
28th Mar '16 6:44:34 AM WillBGood
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* In Sawtooth Cauldron, you can find ECHO logs detailing how Zer0 was recruited. When Angel is asked questions about his background, all she can say is "...I'unno." The kicker is ''how'' she says it. Normally Angel is very articulate and clear, even when startled or worried. But when she says "I dunno." she just jumbles the words together, which just makes it funnier.

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* In Sawtooth Cauldron, you can find ECHO logs detailing how Zer0 [=Zer0=] was recruited. When Angel is asked questions about his background, all she can say is "...I'unno." The kicker is ''how'' she says it. Normally Angel is very articulate and clear, even when startled or worried. But when she says "I dunno." she just jumbles the words together, which just makes it funnier.



* The trailers for Sir Hammerlock's Big Game feature lots of glinting teeth... even from [[TheFaceless Zer0]].

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* The trailers for Sir Hammerlock's Big Game feature lots of glinting teeth... even from [[TheFaceless Zer0]].[=Zer0=]]].



** For Zer0:
---> Look, I'ma be straight with you -- I don't have a clue what you are or if you can read or if you're, like, a robot who just eats paper to survive so you maybe won't even bother reading this message before jamming it into your throat-hole, but I wanted to let ya know that I'm havin' a shindig and I wanted my favorite [[AmbiguousGender man/lady]]/[[AmbiguouslyHuman alien]]/[[AmbiguousRobots paper-hungry roboto]]/whateva '''Zer0''' at the proceedins. We're gonna play '''Bunkers & Badassess'''! (game mastered by yours truly, thankyouverymuch) and I thought you might wanna join us. But if you eat the character sheets I will cut you deep.\\

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** For Zer0:
[=Zer0=]:
---> Look, I'ma be straight with you -- I don't have a clue what you are or if you can read or if you're, like, a robot who just eats paper to survive so you maybe won't even bother reading this message before jamming it into your throat-hole, but I wanted to let ya know that I'm havin' a shindig and I wanted my favorite [[AmbiguousGender man/lady]]/[[AmbiguouslyHuman alien]]/[[AmbiguousRobots paper-hungry roboto]]/whateva '''Zer0''' '''[=Zer0=]''' at the proceedins. We're gonna play '''Bunkers & Badassess'''! (game mastered by yours truly, thankyouverymuch) and I thought you might wanna join us. But if you eat the character sheets I will cut you deep.\\



'''Zer0:''' I care not for cash. / [[BloodKnight I live for the true combat]]. / That said, I'll buy guns.\\

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'''Zer0:''' '''[=Zer0=]:''' I care not for cash. / [[BloodKnight I live for the true combat]]. / That said, I'll buy guns.\\



'''Zer0''': Life is very short / One day you will grow older / And then you will die.

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'''Zer0''': '''[=Zer0=]''': Life is very short / One day you will grow older / And then you will die.



--> '''Zer0:''' [[FlatWhat What did you just say?/Please, what is a "Crawmerax"?/And what is its son?]]

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--> '''Zer0:''' '''[=Zer0=]:''' [[FlatWhat What did you just say?/Please, what is a "Crawmerax"?/And what is its son?]]



* At the end of the quest, Sir Hammerlock gives the player an individualized note from [[spoiler:a person who helped with assassinating the Victims of the Vault Hunters]]. Zer0's is as such.
-->'''Zer0:''' "To Zer0: 0ne." Well, that's irritatingly cryptic.
** Turns out even Zer0 can have limits on the mysticisms.

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* At the end of the quest, Sir Hammerlock gives the player an individualized note from [[spoiler:a person who helped with assassinating the Victims of the Vault Hunters]]. Zer0's [=Zer0=]'s is as such.
-->'''Zer0:''' -->'''[=Zer0=]:''' "To Zer0: [=Zer0=]: 0ne." Well, that's irritatingly cryptic.
** Turns out even Zer0 [=Zer0=] can have limits on the mysticisms.
28th Mar '16 6:42:58 AM WillBGood
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[[AC: Zero]]
* Zer0 is absolutely hilarious with his haikus.
-->'''Zer0:''' ''(after scoring a critical hit and killing an enemy)'' Assassinated. / What a satisfying word. / With five syllables!\\
'''Zer0:''' ''(on fire)'' I feel the burning/ Eating through my equipment/ Must stop, drop, and roll.\\
'''Zer0:''' ''(idling)'' Bore-ed, bore-ed, bored, / bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. / I am really bored.\\
'''Zer0:''' ''(finding a rare weapon)'' Maybe I'll use you / To blow a midget's head off. / Or maybe I won't\\
'''Zer0:''' ''(critical kill)'' [[SarcasmMode Sorry, did that hurt?]] / [[CaptainObvious That "sorry" was sarcasm]] / [[DontExplainTheJoke I am not sorry.]]
* The Echo Logs detailing Zer0's backstory give us this:
-->'''Handsome Jack''': What is this Zer0 guy doing on Pandora in the first place?\\

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[[AC: Zero]]
[=Zer0=]]]
* Zer0 [=Zer0=] is absolutely hilarious with his haikus.
-->'''Zer0:''' -->'''[=Zer0=]:''' ''(after scoring a critical hit and killing an enemy)'' Assassinated. / What a satisfying word. / With five syllables!\\
'''Zer0:''' '''[=Zer0=]:''' ''(on fire)'' I feel the burning/ Eating through my equipment/ Must stop, drop, and roll.\\
'''Zer0:''' '''[=Zer0=]:''' ''(idling)'' Bore-ed, bore-ed, bored, / bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. / I am really bored.\\
'''Zer0:''' '''[=Zer0=]:''' ''(finding a rare weapon)'' Maybe I'll use you / To blow a midget's head off. / Or maybe I won't\\
'''Zer0:''' '''[=Zer0=]:''' ''(critical kill)'' [[SarcasmMode Sorry, did that hurt?]] / [[CaptainObvious That "sorry" was sarcasm]] / [[DontExplainTheJoke I am not sorry.]]
* The Echo Logs detailing Zer0's [=Zer0=]'s backstory give us this:
-->'''Handsome Jack''': What is this Zer0 [=Zer0=] guy doing on Pandora in the first place?\\



'''[[spoiler:Angel]]''': From what footage we have of him, I can't even tell if Zer0's human or not.\\

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'''[[spoiler:Angel]]''': From what footage we have of him, I can't even tell if Zer0's [=Zer0=]'s human or not.\\



19th Mar '16 9:15:00 AM Andyroid
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-->[[TakeThat So it's hard to find and ultimately disappointing]]?

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-->[[TakeThat -->[[AnalogyBackfire So it's hard to find and ultimately disappointing]]?
27th Jan '16 11:57:29 PM Adept
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[[AlteredBeast Rise from your grave!]]\\

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[[AlteredBeast [[VideoGame/AlteredBeast Rise from your grave!]]\\
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