History Funny / BorderLands2

10th Dec '17 8:27:46 AM ImTheDude
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'''Tannis''': ''(when the Black Queen appears)'' The Black Queen is the Moxxi of the spiderant world. Were you an arachnid, upon looking at her chitinous plating you would bite your knuckle, inhale sharply, and whisper "''damn''" to everyone around you!\\



-->'''Mr. Torgue''': QUESTION TIME! [[MotorMouth HOW ARE YOU DOIN' WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR DID YOU EVER SEE THAT ONE MOVIE ABOUT THE DOG WHO PLAYED BASKETBALL WHEN DID YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST KISS DID YOU EVER SEE THE SEQUEL TO THE DOG BASKETBALL MOVIE WHERE THE DOG WENT TO SPACE AND IF SO WHICH OF THE TWO DO YOU PREFER?]]\\

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-->'''Mr. Torgue''': QUESTION TIME! [[MotorMouth HOW ARE YOU DOIN' WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR COLOR]] [[Film/AirBud DID YOU EVER SEE THAT ONE MOVIE ABOUT THE DOG WHO PLAYED BASKETBALL BASKETBALL]] [[MotorMouth WHEN DID YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST KISS DID YOU EVER SEE THE SEQUEL TO THE DOG BASKETBALL MOVIE WHERE THE DOG WENT TO SPACE AND IF SO WHICH OF THE TWO DO YOU PREFER?]]\\
27th Nov '17 11:45:40 PM Meenoru
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* According to one of the Axton's posts on twitter he once had his beloved turret stuck in his metallic-tattoos-thingies on his head.
27th Nov '17 11:39:44 PM Meenoru
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--> ''(idling)'' "Leave the military! Go to Pandora! [[DeadpanSnarker Stare at stuff]]..." or ''"This... This is nice. Who wants to go kill stuff anyway? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Me. I do.]]"''\\

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--> ''(idling)'' "Leave the military! Go to Pandora! [[DeadpanSnarker Stare at stuff]]..." or ''"This..."This... This is nice. Who wants to go kill stuff anyway? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Me. I do.]]"''\\]]"\\
27th Nov '17 11:39:09 PM Meenoru
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* Axton's quotes:
--> ''(idling)'' "Leave the military. Go to Pandora. [[DeadpanSnarker Look at stuff]]." or "This... This is nice. Who wants to go kill stuff anyway? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Me. I do.]]"\\

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* Some of Axton's quotes:
--> ''(idling)'' "Leave the military. military! Go to Pandora. Pandora! [[DeadpanSnarker Look Stare at stuff]].stuff]]..." or "This...''"This... This is nice. Who wants to go kill stuff anyway? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Me. I do.]]"\\]]"''\\
3rd Sep '17 11:13:50 PM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Jack:''' MY CONSTRUCTION SITE! MOXXI, YOU ''BITCH!''
-->'''Moxxi:''' Ha! Haven't seen Jack that angry since I kicked his plastic-surgery ass to the curb. Come on back, sugar.
3rd Sep '17 11:10:56 PM TheWildWestPyro
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'''Female NPC:''' Do you know where is Moxxi underboob palacio?

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'''Female NPC:''' Do you know where is Moxxi underboob palacio?palacio?\\
3rd Sep '17 11:10:07 PM TheWildWestPyro
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* She is a sadist through and through and kills puppies, but she's endearing due to the fact that, unlike Jack, who doesn't show up to fight you until [[spoiler: you find Lilith in the Vault]], she decides to fight you head on, with, of course, several marshals and Deputy Winger. But that's not what makes it funny-it's her entire attitude in the quests. She doesn't become mad when you rob her bank and blow up her train or fight the bandits in her town, and when she sounds angry, it turns out that she's faking it. When she hears Brick's plan to blow up the bank, her response is "Explosions? This should be fun." and when you fight her, she ''compliments'' you and if you kill her, she mutters "Well Done".

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* ** She is a sadist horrible person through and through through, a massive sadist and kills puppies, but she's endearing due to the fact that, unlike Jack, who doesn't show up to fight you until [[spoiler: you find Lilith in the Vault]], she decides to fight you head on, with, of course, several marshals and Deputy Winger. But that's not what makes it funny-it's her entire attitude in the quests. She doesn't become mad when you rob her bank and blow up her train or fight the bandits in her town, and when she sounds angry, it turns out that she's faking it. When she hears Brick's plan to blow up the bank, her response is "Explosions? This should be fun." and when you fight her, she ''compliments'' you and if you kill her, she mutters "Well Done".
done" before departing from this mortal coil.
28th May '17 7:32:33 PM CountDorku
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* The [[GoodBadBugs hilarious bug]] that steps in once your Anarchy gets too high. With the Slayer of Terramorphous mod, you can get up to 600 stacks of Anarchy (-1050% acccuracy), which, with a low-accuracy weapon, causes your bullets to actually break physics in order to meet the accuracy standards (i.e. none). For example, you can point a Torgue Ravager shotgun at a cliff face that takes up most of the screen, and ''none'' of the pellets will hit it. The weapon's original shot cone will be the place the ''least'' bullets go. It's hilarious to watch, especially in a confined area, where Close Enough will cause them to disintegrate everything nearby ''anyway''.
4th May '17 12:20:59 AM Dravencour
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* Gearbox [[CrossesTheLineTwice should not have been able to get a laugh out of]] "child-schmafficking" and "schmannibalism".

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* Gearbox [[CrossesTheLineTwice should not have been able to get a laugh out of]] "child-schmafficking" and "schmannibalism".
"schmannibalism", but Aubrey Callahan III pulls it off.
1st May '17 2:14:41 PM CountDorku
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* The ''Out Of Body Experience'' quest has you try to help a Loaderbot find a new purpose in life, only for him to keep trying to kill you, culimating in [[SuckinessIsPainful an attempt to make you commit suicide via really bad singing.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfr_BnLOYPk The song alone]] is worth a few good laughs, given how meandering and nonsensical it is.

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\n* ** The ''Out Of Body Experience'' quest has Clan War mission where you try burn the Hodunk trailers can also be unintentionally funny if you brought 400 Anarchy stacks to help the party. You can point Flynt's Tinderbox directly at a Loaderbot find a new purpose in life, only gas tank, hold down the trigger for him to keep trying to kill you, culimating in [[SuckinessIsPainful an attempt to make you commit suicide via really bad singing.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfr_BnLOYPk The song alone]] is worth a few good laughs, given how meandering 44 shots, and nonsensical it is.still not hit with any of them!
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