History Funny / BorderLands2

9th Apr '18 1:04:51 PM Witchfinder1218
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*** Axton, naturally, says this:
--->'''Axton:''' "I'm Handsome Jack! Commando, don't kill me! I'm so sorry!" Pow! "Augh, oh no, you're so much cooler than me, Commando..."
26th Mar '18 11:07:43 PM superkeijikun
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** He also asks you to chase down someone who insulted Moxxi, and punch him so hard that he explodes.

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** He also asks you to chase down kill someone who insulted Moxxi, and punch him so hard that he explodes.Moxxi.
-->'''Bar Patron''': Alright, I'm sorry! I'll never say anything douchey again, I promise - ''bitch!''\\
'''Torgue''': THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. CHASE HIM DOWN. '''''PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES.'''''
19th Mar '18 10:16:53 PM The_Face89
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Just think of me as your personal phoenix down!\\

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Just think of me as your personal [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII phoenix down!\\down]]!\\
30th Jan '18 3:48:24 AM Sinister_Sandwich
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* Upon returning the brain candy to zombie TK Baha to help him deal with his brain craving:
--> '''TK Baha''': I'm gonna mash these candies into one big lump and pretend it's the brain of someone I don't like. Hehe, just kidding, there ain't nobody I don't like: [[ImAHumanitarian they're all delicious.]]
10th Dec '17 8:27:46 AM ImTheDude
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'''Tannis''': ''(when the Black Queen appears)'' The Black Queen is the Moxxi of the spiderant world. Were you an arachnid, upon looking at her chitinous plating you would bite your knuckle, inhale sharply, and whisper "''damn''" to everyone around you!\\



-->'''Mr. Torgue''': QUESTION TIME! [[MotorMouth HOW ARE YOU DOIN' WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR DID YOU EVER SEE THAT ONE MOVIE ABOUT THE DOG WHO PLAYED BASKETBALL WHEN DID YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST KISS DID YOU EVER SEE THE SEQUEL TO THE DOG BASKETBALL MOVIE WHERE THE DOG WENT TO SPACE AND IF SO WHICH OF THE TWO DO YOU PREFER?]]\\

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-->'''Mr. Torgue''': QUESTION TIME! [[MotorMouth HOW ARE YOU DOIN' WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR COLOR]] [[Film/AirBud DID YOU EVER SEE THAT ONE MOVIE ABOUT THE DOG WHO PLAYED BASKETBALL BASKETBALL]] [[MotorMouth WHEN DID YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST KISS DID YOU EVER SEE THE SEQUEL TO THE DOG BASKETBALL MOVIE WHERE THE DOG WENT TO SPACE AND IF SO WHICH OF THE TWO DO YOU PREFER?]]\\
27th Nov '17 11:45:40 PM Meenoru
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* According to one of the Axton's posts on twitter he once had his beloved turret stuck in his metallic-tattoos-thingies on his head.
27th Nov '17 11:39:44 PM Meenoru
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--> ''(idling)'' "Leave the military! Go to Pandora! [[DeadpanSnarker Stare at stuff]]..." or ''"This... This is nice. Who wants to go kill stuff anyway? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Me. I do.]]"''\\

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--> ''(idling)'' "Leave the military! Go to Pandora! [[DeadpanSnarker Stare at stuff]]..." or ''"This..."This... This is nice. Who wants to go kill stuff anyway? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Me. I do.]]"''\\]]"\\
27th Nov '17 11:39:09 PM Meenoru
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* Axton's quotes:
--> ''(idling)'' "Leave the military. Go to Pandora. [[DeadpanSnarker Look at stuff]]." or "This... This is nice. Who wants to go kill stuff anyway? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Me. I do.]]"\\

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* Some of Axton's quotes:
--> ''(idling)'' "Leave the military. military! Go to Pandora. Pandora! [[DeadpanSnarker Look Stare at stuff]].stuff]]..." or "This...''"This... This is nice. Who wants to go kill stuff anyway? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Me. I do.]]"\\]]"''\\
3rd Sep '17 11:13:50 PM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Jack:''' MY CONSTRUCTION SITE! MOXXI, YOU ''BITCH!''
-->'''Moxxi:''' Ha! Haven't seen Jack that angry since I kicked his plastic-surgery ass to the curb. Come on back, sugar.
3rd Sep '17 11:10:56 PM TheWildWestPyro
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'''Female NPC:''' Do you know where is Moxxi underboob palacio?

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'''Female NPC:''' Do you know where is Moxxi underboob palacio?palacio?\\
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