History Funny / BookOfMarioThousandsOfDoors

** Taking Goombell into the Hawks Green fight will have her say THIS. The Yoshi Kid is even more sensual.

* The Pirahna Plants apparently being mechanical considering their warnings and such. Also, the boss yells out FUCKING FUN SET!

* The Exit Section message this time is INCREDIBLY OMINOUS: Mario is saving the Palace of Christ as the end of the world is near. With seven individual souls, he has the right to defend Browser... Simply put, it's time to fight Mario's Evil King Browser. Want to save a Persian and the Star of Rodin? Or [[WhamLine do you want to be free forever]]?

** Speaking of Goombell, her introduction of what the overworld blah does has her tell you Goombe Goomb always [[TheSociopath deceives]] and [[SerialKiller kills]] people.

* Colorade just yelling out BITCH in his excitement at having a way into the volcano. Also, all of his dialogue inside the volcano is pretty good, since apparently the treasure is his girlfriend now.

* This is the last chance you get to talk to the townspeople in the game, and they all talk about events that Mario apparently wasn't there for. Colorade's wife wishes death on you, Paul's friend says BREAST, and you have one final chance to read all your letters and read Lewis's newspaper in your house.

* Sir Grodan reveals he is the [[PuttingOnTheReich leader of the Nazi Community]]. Carbon tells you he looks great.
* The Queen of Shadows is surprisingly affable for being a 1,000 year-old demon and is very curious about Grodan and Mario, particularly what diseases the latter has.

** The refusal option is called "Reject the Witch!"

* Goverman's entire family in Vila De Gooma being ENTIRELY sheltered, extremely right-wing conservative Christians. They lived in a fake house for most of their lives, and have a [[CompanionCube gate called Jeff]]... Who is then promptly the first casualty of the war.

-->'''Goverman:''' He is black. Black man is Homosexual...

* The fact that all the place names sound like a weird film trilogy. Seriously, we have 'Dry And Dry', 'Dry 2 Dry' and 'Dry Dry Dry'. Who knew there could be so many films about how really dry this Section is?

* The gang of Shyguys running rampant in town is called The Shame Boys. Also, Govermen HATES these enemies (with the exception of Anti-Man, whom he considers a WorthyOpponent) and never has anything nice to say about ANY of them.

* This is the last chance you get to talk to the townspeople in the game, and they all talk about events that Mario apparently wasn't there for. Colorade's wife wishes death on you, Paul's friend says BREASTS, and you have one final chance to read all your letters and read Lewis's newspaper in your house.

** Speaking of Goombell, her introduction of what the overworld blah does has her tell you Goombe Goomb always deceives and kills people.

* After Section 3, a Bumpie implies Tubbs Fat has passed on, with his ghost still performing eating challenges with real gold. A different Bumpie holds out hope for his return and calls him a beautiful Victorian.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgffuZ9ya-Y The Intro Cutscene]] that plays when your on the start menu long enough - It's a good gateway into how silly Book of Mario 64 gets, and ends with the narrator outright asking "what are we doing?"

!!Section 5 - Lava Is Hot

* The gang of Shyguys running rampant in town is called The Shame Boys. Also, Govermen HATES these enemies and never has anything nice to say about ANY of them.

* Common Man's waves of troops have hilarious names and tattle logs. The Shy Squad became the Child Squad and are all named Timmy, Stilt Guys became The Boys and if you attack them the world will tremble, and the Shy Stack became the adorable Comfortable Pile, who don't know how to fight but make up a balanced dish.

* The Puff-Puff Machine became a pastry machine that makes green chocolate and desserts.

* All the flowers are terrible in their own ways, with many of them being constantly sex-crazed. The blue door guard smokes, the red one is an arrogant dancer, the yellow one is mostly normal but thinks the berry is a bishop, Petunia wants mania pills and is aroused by the Monty Moles, Posium keeps talking about noses, gossips about Rosie, and gets off when Mario hits her tree, Lilyk asks Mario to give her rock water and seems to be high, and Rosie says it's been hundreds of years since he last saw feet and when he finally gives up the Wasserstein says Lilyk was saving him.

--->'''Vivana:''' My God, you have a worse problem than me!

* The "Closed-room Murder" scene. The Mayor's wife decides you're her man now that the mayor is dead, the investigation turns up the Market Penguin crime syndicate led by Lao Sin, and then there's the resolution to the case, where the president reveals he hit herringvai's head, but Herringvai says he hit the president's head and kills Market Penguins on the side. Unlike the vanilla game, there ''is'' a murder mystery going on.

* Mr.Trooper's encounter when he turns into his egg from: he declares he's never seen anything like this before, and now arms are useless. Goverman's Gossip thinks he looks comfy.

%%* The various partner dialogues you get when caught by the UFO enemies in Tubbs Fat Fort.

%%** If you got the enemies, they too have interesting non-sequiturs.

%%* The Penguin town is called Involved City. The penguins themselves have some decent things to say.

%%* The "Closed-room Murder" scene. The Mayor's wife decides you're her man now that the mayor is dead, the entire "investigation" despite their being no evidence, and then there's the resolution to the case.

* All the flowers are terrible in their own ways, with many of them being constantly sex-crazed. The blue door guard smokes, the red one is an arrogant dancer, the yellow one is mostly normal but thinks the berry is a bishop, Petunia wants mania pills and is aroused by the Monty Moles, No POS keeps talking about noses, gossips about Rosie, and gets off when Mario hits her tree, Lilyk asks Mario to give her rock water and seems to be high, and Rosie says it's been hundreds of years since he last saw feet and when he finally gives up the Wassrstein says Lilyk was saving him.

* The Yoshis also have new dialogue now that the volcano has exploded, and they are still not exactly there.

* The news talks about Cop Kent setting up on the bridge. You CAN fight him now if you want to, He asks you to give him 100 pounds (he's really sorry, but whatever), and the option to fight him is called "Away".
* The Bulb-Ulbs' dialogues when they talk to you is pretty great, and the Magic Seeds are named things like merry Seed, Witch Seed, and Son's Vote. Goverman says his brother speaks Floro KG, letting him understand the language.
** The hints Minh T. gives to find the seeds aren't helpful at all. She tells you that that the four seeds have been approved by the local authorities, and she is here. Then she rambles about a GPS.

* The Chuckola Cola to wake Bob became "Cut the Neck," which made [=FatGuy703=] and the chat absolutely lose it as it turned from waking Bob up to killing him.

* Big Bob's [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext absolute mess of a backstory.]] His wife either died of illness, was a sailor herself and died on the sea, or was murdered by Bob for being disloyal. If Goombell is with you she says it's the worst story she's heard in her life.