History Funny / BookOfMarioThousandsOfDoors

* The Duplighosts impersonating Corporate look nothing like him, and if you whack the real Corporate anyway he complains.

* Flavio is apparently full of terrorism, and sets sail for the United States with a ship full of bombs while singing about explosions.

* Colorade loses what little sanity he has after losing the treasure. Also, the island is very dangerous due to Browser's absence. The Stellarvinden then allows [[{{VideoGame/Earthbound}} Mario to measure things]]. They leave after telling you you'll see the true Lord soon.

* Corparate's introduction. He tells you the most important wild life is to escape with the money, that he can't stop menstruating, and asks you to help find his hat. When you get it back for him, he tells you he has to understand the value of taking care of the bodies.

* Goombell's obsession with saying "I came" starts here. You better get used to her saying that at least once per section, since it's pratically her catchphrase.

-->'''Goombell:''' Battle, Sir! Find a way to [[ADateWithRosiePalms nut]] this week, right?

** It first talks about how it's been passing the time while trapped in the chest (that, or it's laying out some ShmuckBait to convince Mario to open it):

* The chapter title is hilarious if you're female-bodied.

* The news tells people that Mario escaped Star Prison. Also, on the back is a message from Cop Kent claiming he knows you stole from him.

* If you know the original game, you can realize that some failed translations are simple exaggerations of some terms or misinterpretations: for example, Professor Frankly becomes ''[[AwesomeMcCoolname Honesty Professor Caesar Reality]]'', Koops' attack which hits all enemies on the ground becomes Carbon's superpower which is now efficient against '''all enemies on Earth''', and his father's mail where he says he can't wait for his son to come back home somehow becomes a ridiculously dark letter where he accuses his son of having '''''destroyed their hometown'''''.

** The final question itself: "[[WhamLine How many people still believe in stars?]]" The correct answer is "Seven", but all three options are pitifully low numbers.

* If you know the original game, you can realize that some failed translations are simple exaggerations of some terms or misinterpretations: for example, Koops' attack which hits all enemies on the ground becomes Carbon's superpower which is now efficient against '''all enemies on Earth''', and his father's mail where he says he can't wait for his son to come back home somehow becomes a ridiculously dark letter where he accuses his son of having '''''destroyed their hometown'''''.

* One of Goombell's Blahs says Carbon is MAN at driving Blu-Rays.

*** Just before the fight, the Quiz Thwomb declares this an "excellent headline opportunity".

* Heavy Gold from Fort Shhwonk praises Mario for the specialness of his website while criticizing him for foolishly loving eternal salvation.

* The second cursed chest Mario encounters talks about how they've been passing the time while trapped in the chest (that, or they're laying out some ShmuckBait to convince Mario to open it):
-->'''Cursed Chest:''' I have been a long time, I started making a spa that you haven't visited.

* One of Goombell's tattles says Carbon is MAN at driving Blu-Rays.

* Princess Peach and Toadsworth apparently came to Rogueport to collect taxes.

* The quiz you get from the Thwomp is, unlike the ''Paper Mario'' quizzes, a terrible trainwreck that is seemingly designed to be impossible. To put it into perspective, here's the very first question:
-->'''Super Quiz 65:''' First Question? For what, for whom, in place? A-Stone Lock B-Crystal Star C-Princess Fishing D-Stone Picked
** Getting one answer wrong out of three gives you this insult:
--->'''Thwomp:''' Mmmm hmmm no ha! WRONG! Bad is not right! Dumbass!
** And when you inevitably fail this blatantly unfair quiz, the enemies you are forced to fight are called "Bullshit".

* If you know the original game, you can realize that some failed translations are simple exaggerations of some terms or misinterpretations: for example, Koops' attack which hits all enemies on the ground becomes Carbon's superpower which is now efficient against '''all enemies on Earth''', and his father's mail where he says he can't wait for his son to come back home now becomes a ridiculously dark letter where he accuses his son of having '''''destroyed the aforementioned hometown'''''.

* If you have Mr. Mowz join your team, their "joined the party" message is quite appropriate considering they're a thief.

* Goombell's Blah ability comes out with some FANTASTIC side-stuff that is easily missable. Blah is also described as 'See enemy picture and watch the war in HD.'

-->'''Prof. Reality:''' You can try X to defend yourself against objects that society has thrown away.

* After Mario and his friends defeated Hoko Soba, the castle won an Oscar.

* Browser apparently didn't expect his flying castle to pick up Peach's castle as well. The conversation then nosedives because apparently, Browser and Mario [[FoeYay have had a bad break-up]] and this is the entire reason the starting fight happens.

* The enemy names. You know you're in for a treat when the starting tutorial goombas are called 'Fish', '[[PrecisionFStrike Fuckin']] Goomba' and 'Paraboom'.

-->[[BigWhat WHAAAT???]] [[{{Angrish}} Hummina hubicasta hipi hipi hoobida hammala...]] [[NoJustNoReaction Nope]].

** Zesso's reaction to breaking the contact lens: she demands your soul.

* Goombell's tattle on Goombas:
-->'''Goombell''': Ahem... It says: "Goomba is up." ... this is wonderful!

* Peach talking to TEC:
-->'''Peach''': You're crazy. Like a cop who takes care of the bastards.
* Browser's big entrance: "Get your husband, boys!"

* Beldam's response to Viviana showing off the necklace she found is to ask if she was ''wasted''.

-->'''Jolene:''' This is the price of war, Mr. Gunsales.
--> You got 3 coins!

* Goombell seems to sense that "Mario" is acting out of character and wants him to go back to being a SilentProtagonist.
-->'''Goombell:''' You are a chatty boy, Mario... [[SuddenlyShouting DON'T TALK!]]

* Big Bob's [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext absolute mess of a backstory.]] His wife either died of illness, was a sailor herself and died on the sea, or was murdered by Bob for being disloyal. If Goombell is with you she says it's the worst story she's heard in her life, while Carbon says it's the reason he's depressed.
* The Chuckola Cola to wake Bob became "Cut the Neck," which made [=Fatguy703=] and the chat absolutely lose it as it turned from waking Bob up to killing him.

* The computer IMMEDIATELY tries to hit on Peach, by telling her the circles in his upper part of his brain are dirty and very hot for her, also the wrist is not connected to his processors. He also has the best car in the world. She is then told to touch his keys. Peach's response?
-->'''Peach:''' All right, let me give you a blow.

* The Section 6 interlude reveals that Browser is a fake made out of glass, which completely shocks him. This ends up making too much sense in 64 when it's implied [[spoiler:the real Browser is dead]].