History Funny / BoBurnham

* There's one outtake from ''Inside'' where he's experimenting with a glow-in-the-dark effect on-camera. He's delighted with how it looks, until he sees that it exposes a cap on one of his teeth.
-->'''Bo:''' Now we're fucking talking...(notices his teeth)...''Oh nooooo...''

* "Content" the first song from ''Inside'' which was recorded entirely in his home during the [=COVID-19=] pandemic.
-->''Sorry that I look like a mess''\\
''I booked a haircut but it got rescheduled''
* "Comedy" where Bo figures out how to heal the world with comedy... while being paid and the center of attention:
-->''I'm a special kind of white guy''\\
''I've self-reflected and I want to be an agent of change''\\
''So I am gonna use my privilege for the good (Very cool! Way to go!)''\\
''American white guys!''\\
''We've had the floor for at least 400 years.''\\
''So maybe I should just shut - the fuck - up!''\\
(Stops and thinks) "I'm bored."\\
(Resumes singing) ''I don't wanna do that!''\\
''There's gotta be another way!''\\
''For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never!)''
** Every time he wonders if making a difference means giving away his money, and immediately letting out a horrified, "NO!"
** While drawing a Venn diagram with UsefulNotes/MalcolmX in one bubble, Music/WeirdAlYankovic in the other, and "ME" in the middle:
-->''I'm white and I'm here to save the day!''\\
''Lord help me channel Creator/SandraBullock in Film/TheBlindside (Sandra Bullock!)''
* "30" where Bo... turns 30. And does not take it well, punctuating nearly every verse with a swear or a self-pitying sound of dismay. While in his underwear.
--> ''I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike''\\
''I used to wake up with a smile''\\
''And go to bed with a dream,'' (Refreshed) ''AH!''\\
''But now I'm turning thirty, [[NerdyNasalness No!]]''
** Reflecting on the different experiences of himself and his grandfather:
--> ''When he was twenty-seven, my granddad fought in Vietnam''\\
''When I was twenty-seven, I built a birdhouse with my mom''\\
''Oh, fuck. (sobs) How am I thirty?! (whines)''\\
''I used to make fun of the boomers; in retrospect a bit too much''\\
''Now all these fucking zoomers, are telling me that I'm out of touch''\\
''[[MusicalInterruptus Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds. Okay? So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late twenties, don't come crawling back to m-]]''
** And the ultimate sign of time passing.
--> ''And now my stupid friends are having stupid children''\\
''My stupid friends are having stupid children''\\
''My stupid friends are having stupid children''\\
''Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children''

* ''Inside'' has a pretty clever bit where Bo does a short song about an office intern, then proceeds to do a "reaction video" of the song. But after the song ends, the reaction video starts off again, so Bo does a reaction to the reaction, [[MindScrew and so on and so forth]].

-->'''Bo:'''[[BerserkButton Stop participating!]] Not a participatory thing, we got going on here!

-->'''Bo''': If you like smoking weed, let me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!"\\
'''Crowd''': Hell, yeah!\\
'''Bo''': [[MoodWhiplash Gotcha.]] (Police sirens wail as officers speak) Get these motherfuckers. Pot is ruining America.

-->'''Bo''': Why was it on a record player?

-->Bo (To a dance beat): [[AllMenArePerverts Is there anything better than pussy?]] [[SubvertedTrope Yes, a really good book.]] (Synth chord)

--> Female Audience Member: I love you!
--> Bo: ''No you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] don't.'' You do not. Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, you need to reject both sides of the spectrum to leave a healthy middle.
--> Female Audience Member: [[LovingAShadow I love the idea of you!]]
--> Bo: [[BerserkButton Stop participating!]] Not a participatory thing, we got going on here

--> Bo: I'm not "perfect", okay? I don't [[SelfDemonstratingArticle "use air-quotes correctly"]]. But I am against double standards across the board. Why is it, that when a woman wears revealing clothing, she's labelled a slut, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick yet if I were to wear her skin as a jacket, I'm a murderer?]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice If I fuck a kid, I'm a pedophile, but if a kid fucks me, I'm the pedophile again?]] [[BlackComedy Twice in a week? What is this?]]

--> Bo: ''No you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] don't.''

* [[SchmuckBait "Hey, Bo! Guess what!"]]

* Pretty much [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMWrNPYbc8 every Vine he's ever made.]], for example:

''But now I'm turning thirty, [[NerdyNasalness No!]]''\\

''Oh, fuck. (sobs) How am I thirty?! (whines)'']]

''I used to wake up with a smile''

''We've had the floor for at least 400 years.\\

''We've had the floor for at least 400 years.

* Pretty much [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMWrNPYbc8 every Vine he's ever made.]]