History Funny / Blood

** In one of the early levels if you 'use' the sink Caleb will say, "Out, damned spot!" from Macbeth

--> "Aah! Oh. Just me."

--> "WOOOW! This promises to be fun!

--> "Well hello mister fancy-pants. Forgive me if I don't shake hands."

** In one of the early levels if you 'use' the sink Caleb will say, [[Theatre/Macbeth "Out, damned spot!"]]

-->"[[ReducedToRatburgers Mmmmm! Ratburgers.]]"

* In "Dark Carnival" level of the first game, when you reach the actual carnival area, by the entrance you meet an ominous looking attendant asking for ticket. When you ignore him and just pass by, he shouts "Hey! Stop him! He didn't pay!", [[DisproportionateRetribution siccing a horde of zombies on you]].

'''Caleb:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Then you're ''dying!''

* Standing idle in ''Blood 2'' while holding the Voodoo Doll weapon will cause it to sit up in his grasp and cheerfully wave at the player. It's equally adorable and creepy.

--> '''Intercom voice''': Who is it?"\\

* The [[BiggerBad Ancient One]] attempts to play some mind-games on Caleb by possessing the original (now dead) bodies of the other three Chosen. [[WrongGenreSavvy It backfires]].

* Leaving Caleb idle for long enough, Caleb starts to sing snippets of several music works, including "[[FrankSinatra I did it myy waaaaaaayy...]]", and parodies of a few others. Amusingly, he can do this after he's killed.

'''Caleb:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Then you're dying!

* Leaving Caleb idle for long enough, Caleb starts to sing snippets of several music works, including "[[FrankSinatra I did it myy waaaaaaayy...]]", and parodies of afew others. Amusingly, he can do this after he's killed.

* Walking into a walk-in freezer with human body parts hanging by chains from the ceiling:

* In front of a deep fryer:

-->'''Caleb:''' You have two choices: run away and live, or stay here and die.\\
'''Cabal Goon:''' '''I''' am staying!\\
'''Caleb:''' (''cheerfully'') Then you're ''dying.''

* Leaving Caleb idle for long enough, Caleb starts to sing "[[FrankSinatra I did it myyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaaayy!]]" Amusingly, he can do this after he's killed.

** He also tries to deliver a dramatic villain speech about undoing all reality, and retroactively eliminating the past, only to realize he has no idea what's supposed to happen to the future. Caleb patiently lets him finish hesitating, even egging him on with an impatient "Well?".

* In the middle of Caleb's various grunts and yells when injured is a completely flat and disinterested [[DullSurpise "Ow."]]

'''Cabal Goon:''' I am staying!\\
'''Caleb:''' (''cheerfully'') Then you're dying.

--> ''"You're dead! Do you-'' '''[[ChunkySalsaRule *KA-SPLORP!*]]''' ''-hear me?! DEAD!!"''

-->'''Caleb:'''\\ You have two choices: run away and live, or stay here and die.
'''Cabal Goon:'''\\ I am staying!

--> Aww, you're gonna hurt my feelings.

* Many things you can 'activate' with the Use key give amusing messages.
** Finding a mutilated body wearing a [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3D red shirt, blue pants and a silver jetpack]] gives "I've got time to play with ''you''..." Actually using it makes it shake back and forth as Caleb goes "Ooh, shake it, baby."
** Looking in a mirror, seeing [[TheFaceless only your shadowed face]] and [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing red eyes]], "Aah! Oh, it's just me."
** Looking at an "EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS" sign, "But I like my hands bloody!"
* Walking into a walk-in freezer with human body parts hanging by chains from the ceiling and Caleb says "Leftovers..."
* The second game brings us an interesting Intercom conversation: "Who is it?" "Everybody dies!" "Really? Cool! I'm buzzing you in." That woman must've either been suicidal, or just TooDumbToLive.
* The journal log is extremely snarky and [[LampshadeHanging quick to point out]] many videogame conventions you come across.
* Caleb's reaction to standing face-to-face with an EldritchAbomination: "Well hello mister fancy-pants. Forgive me if I don't shake hands."

--> Aw. You hurt my feelings.
** He also tries to deliver a dramatic villain speech about undoing all reality, and retroactively eliminating the past, only to realize he has no idea what's supposed to happen to the future. Caleb patiently lets him finish.

** Finding a mutilated body wearing a [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3D red shirt, blue pants and a silver jetpack]] gives "I've got time to play with ''you''..."

** Finding a non-terrestrial amphibious soldier corpse in one area gets a quote "That's one {{DOOM}}ed space marine."
** Finding a body wearing a [[DukeNukem3D red shirt, blue pants and a silver jetpack]] gives "I've got time to play with ''you''..."

* Walking into a walk in freezer with human body parts hanging by chains from the ceiling and Caleb says "Leftovers..."

* The [[BiggerBad Ancient One]] attempts to play some mind-games on Caleb by possessing the original (now dead) bodies of the other three chosen. [[WrongGenreSavvy It backfires]].

* The [[BiggerBad Ancient One]] attempts to play some mind-games on Caleb by taunting him through the original (now dead) bodies of the other three chosen. [[WrongGenreSavvy It backfires]].

* Walking into a walk in freezer with human body parts hanging by chains from the ceiling and Caleb says "Leftovers..."

* Walking into a walk in freezer with human body parts hanging by chains from the ceiling and Jacob says "Leftovers..."