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11th Nov '17 12:42:13 PM Epsilon
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** The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png
** The final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified.
** The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most, and that's why she didn't react to the specacles.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all [[Because ''she'' wasn't affected either]].

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** The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere.
** The final is a
[[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png
** The final is a
png cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified.
** The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most, and that's why she didn't react to the specacles.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all [[Because [[spoiler: Because ''she'' wasn't affected either]].
6th Nov '17 12:22:06 PM sampacm
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** Azrael is once again the instructor for the Advanced lessons; his motives to teach you? To Nurture you so you become the ultimate pray for his pleasure. Such comment is pretty funny, although in its own dark way. In this occasion, he teaches you about some pricks on offense and defense.
** Midway through the advanced lessons, in true Tutorial tradition, Rachel takes in, in her own words, to reclaim her title as "Queen of Instructors". Azrael insists that his pray... er, trainee, is his and no one else's. So how does Rachel trick him into handing over the job? She shows him that the '''GRIM REAPER''' himself is right there in front of them! Azrael finally snaps, and complies to leave the Instructing duty to Rachel to go for his prey. The funny part about this is that it's exactly how Rachel tricked Jin in ''Chronophantasma'', by having Gii posing as Ragna ([[FridgeLogic Even though there were two Ragnas, player and dummy, right there in the tutorial stage]]); she even [[LampshadeHanging comments]] that people near Ragna are usually very narrow-minded.
** Rachel then conducts the tutorial towards the last lesson. And at the end of this one, Rachel compliments you for your progress, and it seems that the Tutorial is over, but then Rachel and you receive an unexpected visit... Nine The Phantom! Much to Rachel's surprise, Nine comments that she felt someone with potential to face Hades:Izanami, so she will introduce you, the player, to the Expert Lessons... Although the part is treated with fair seriousness, watching Rachel's reaction is pretty funny, it was clear that she (And the audience) was not expecting this.
** So, Nine is the Instructor for the Expert lessons, and teaches you advanced techniques such as the Instant Barrier (A combination of Instant Block and Barrier Block), damage scaling and recovery time when taking damage in a combos. Suddenly, midway through the Tutorial, another unexpected visitor: It's ''Izanami'' herself!! Like Nine, she also sees potential in you... as a good soul to consume, and she plans to do it but then changes her mind and decded that she want you stronger, and will personally guide you through the rest of the Tutorial. Pretty funny, although in its own dark way.
** At the end of the Tutorial, Izanami is pleased about your growth, so she says she will spare your soul for now, because she want you stronger so consuming your sould will be worth the hard work. Yeah, it's fairly serious, but it's also pretty funny if you think about it, although she has her own motives, ''Izanami herself'' is guiding you and wanting you to be a stronger player.
5th Nov '17 12:22:34 PM sampacm
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** Platinum The Trinity also takes a turn to conduct the tutorial, however, Luna is upaet that Sena is the one talking the most. So, when Sena gives the word to Luna, she teaches a lesson, and then gives the word back to Sena. And apparently, Luna conducts the Tutorial because Bang promised to buy her food. ''priceless''

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** Platinum The Trinity also takes a turn to conduct the tutorial, however, Luna is upaet upset that Sena is the one talking the most. So, when Sena gives the word to Luna, she teaches a lesson, and then gives the word back to Sena. And apparently, Luna conducts the Tutorial because Bang promised to buy her food. ''priceless''


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* Similar to what happened in ''Chronophantasma'', in the Tutorial Mode we have "shenanigans", as several characters take turns to teach the new players how to play the game:
** Hibiki is the instructor for the Beginner exercises, and, in the middle of the very first lesson, Kagura sneaks in as well, supposedly to supervise his work as instructor. Hibiki is visibly not amused.
** The two of them take turns to teach you about movement (Walking, jumping, dashing, etc), the normal buttons and special moves. Despite Kagura claiming that he's supervising Hibiki, the latter actually is bossier to the former, much to Kagura's annoyance.
** At the end of the last lesson, Kagura congratulates Hibiki on his performance, and Hibiki declares that having Kagura by his side was very reassuring, because Kagura had a lot of paperwork to do that they have to deliver in three days, and Hibiki was counting on Kagura being up tp the task. Kagura initially laughs nervously as if trying to sneak out of it somehow, but Hibiki's FalseReassurance finally freaks him out, and goes back to the paperwork.
** Makoto and Tsubaki are the instructors for the intermediate lessons, and just like the last time, Makoto conducts the lessons in a very passionate, although a little rough, fashion, much to Tsubaki's annoyance, who prefers to conduct the lessons with more techincal terms, which Makoto finds distracting for new players.
** As expected from Makoto, she keeps forgetting vital pieces of info, such as when she wanted to introduce you to the new systems the Overdrive gauge uses (Exceed Accel and Active Flow). Good thing that Tsubaki is there to lend her a hand conducting the lessons.
** At the end of the lesson on the new Overdrive systems, Noel and Mai take in. Tsubaki detects a very suspicious scent... turns out that Noel has baked cookies, and was offering them to Tsubaki and Makoto; this is enough to freak the two of them out, and making them running for their lives. Must be seen (or in this case, read) to be believed. Curious enough, Mai is actually enjoying them.
** Mai and Noel then conducts the lessons on combos, special cancels, jump cancels and Astral Heats, however, Noel at some points forgets about some bits of information, but Mai lends her a hand on them, much to her relief. At the end of the Astral Heats lesson, Mai notices that Tsubaki and Makoto were watching them from a distance (Actually spying them). Tsubaki then tries to get out of this one by explaining they were just make sure they were following the curriculum properly. Noel then decides, now that the four of them are together in the same site, to offer them the baked cokies again. Mai enjoys them, but Makoto and Tsubakii scream in fear, and very probably, ran for their lives once more. ''Priceless!''
29th Oct '17 2:24:50 AM The_Face89
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvO1Gxa-5c NIIIII-SAAAAAAN!!!]].
*** Although, the English version's "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" is just as funny.
*** [[spoiler:Let's not forget Relius gag reel in Continuum Shift Extend where Creator/TomokazuSugita [[UpToEleven makes Jin a bit more gayer. See Continuum Shift Extend for details.]]]]



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvO1Gxa-5c NIIIII-SAAAAAAN!!!]].
** Although, the English version's "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" is just as funny.
** [[spoiler:Let's not forget Relius gag reel in Continuum Shift Extend where Creator/TomokazuSugita [[UpToEleven makes Jin a bit more gayer. See Continuum Shift Extend for details.]]]]
29th Oct '17 2:16:01 AM The_Face89
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--> '''Nu:''' I mean, Ragna and Nu should, like, go steal [treasure] and some junk.


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--> '''Nu:''' As dead as disco!
29th Oct '17 2:10:59 AM The_Face89
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--> '''Narration:''' Ragna screamed like a little girl covered in tarantulas.
28th Oct '17 10:36:34 PM The_Face89
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** Meet the [[SarcasmMode totally]] [[ChivalrousPervert charming]] and [[SincerityMode totally]] OutOfCharacter "Irresistible Arakune." Suffice it to say that both Litchi and Kokonoe prefer the original one. This sequence features [[ButtMonkey Tager]] in a FrenchMaid outfit, and being turned into ''a vacuum cleaner'' to clean up after Arakune.

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** Meet the [[SarcasmMode totally]] [[ChivalrousPervert charming]] and [[SincerityMode totally]] OutOfCharacter "Irresistible Arakune." Suffice it to say that both Litchi and Kokonoe prefer the original one. This sequence features [[ButtMonkey Tager]] in a FrenchMaid outfit, and being turned into ''a vacuum cleaner'' to clean up after Arakune.Arakune, who left [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext in a bridal veil while holding a bouquet]].
28th Oct '17 10:33:45 PM The_Face89
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** Good god, the Spectacles of Eros Finale. Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time, he is the prize in a deathmatch hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png The final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified. The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.

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** Good god, the Spectacles of Eros Finale. Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time, he is the prize in a deathmatch hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. The Irresistible!Arakune.
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first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png The png
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final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified. The
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match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.most, and that's why she didn't react to the specacles.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.all [[Because ''she'' wasn't affected either]].
25th Sep '17 10:49:17 PM MetalKing1417
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** Something similar can be found in his wife Nine's animation for the same finish where she is lounging in a boiling cauldron of what appears to be blood, with her clothes on a nearby hanger. One almost thinks Relius might have something else in mind for her.
18th Sep '17 8:31:11 AM LucianTheLugia
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** One image we get from a Bururaji episode that guest starred Nakamura (Hazama) and Kenta Miyake (Susano'o) featured an image of Susano'o being approached by Hakumen, carrying Pakumen and Terumen swaddled up in baby blankets. FoeYay ahoy, captain!

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** One image we get from a Bururaji episode that guest starred Nakamura (Hazama) and Kenta Miyake (Susano'o) featured [[https://i.imgur.com/uyD95MF.jpg an image of Susano'o being approached by Hakumen, carrying Pakumen and Terumen swaddled up in baby blankets. blankets.]] FoeYay ahoy, captain!captain!
*** Also in Miyake's episode, it's clear he is ''very'' [[NoIndoorVoice prone to shouting in character.]]
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