History Funny / BlackMesa

* Just like in [[VideoGame/HalfLife Half-Life]], At some locked doors, the vocoder announcer will tell you that the door you're trying to open is locked. If you're stubbornly-persistent you can actually tell that, despite it being an automated voice, it's getting very tired of your [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwoL9iAPTXg wasted effort]] at opening said locked door.
-->'''Vocoder Announcer:''' [[AC:Please. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Move. Away. From. Door.]]]]\\
'''Vocoder Announcer:''' [[AC:Will. We. Do. This. All. Day?]]\\
'''Vocoder Announcer:''' [[AC:No. No. And. No.]]

-->'''Vocoder Announcer:''' Please... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Move-away-from-door.]]\\
'''Vocoder Announcer:''' Will we do this all day?\\
'''Vocoder Announcer:''' No. No. And NO!

*** Even the HECU soldiers get in on the action.

'''Vocoder Announcer:''' Will-we-do-this-all-day?\\

* Just like in [[VideoGame/HalfLife]], At some locked doors, the vocoder announcer will tell you that the door you're trying to open is locked. If you're stubbornly-persistent you can actually tell that, despite it being an automated voice, it's getting very tired of your [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwoL9iAPTXg wasted effort]] at opening said locked door.

* At some locked doors, the vocoder announcer will tell you that the door you're trying to open is locked. If you're stubbornly-persistent you can actually tell that, despite it being an automated voice, it's getting very tired of your [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwoL9iAPTXg wasted effort]] at opening said locked door.
-->'''Vocoder Announcer:''' Please... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Move-away-from-door.]]

*** With a little bit of GallowsHumor, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R949tlE5YrU&t=1m32s there's a part where a scientist manages to stop a headcrab by smashing it with a monitor]]. Ironically, [[FailedASpotCheck he gets mounted by another headcrab right behind his back]] [[DontCelebrateJustYet while celebrating his victory too early.]]
*** More GallowsHumor combined with a little bit of TooDumbToLive, the things the scientists say while attempting to hail the incoming soldiers before getting shot dead can be chuckle-worthy, but then there's the one guy who says "Take me with you! I'm the one man [[HeKnowsTooMuch who knows everything!]]"

'''Barney:''' ''(runs away, knocking over a chair)''\\

* At some locked doors, the vocoder announcer will tell you that the door you're trying to open is locked. If you're stubbornly-persistent you can actually tell that, despite it being an automated voice, it's getting very tried of your [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwoL9iAPTXg wasted effort]] at opening said locked door.

-->'''Vocoder Announcer:''' Please. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Move-away-from-door.]]

* At some locked doors, the vocoder announcer will tell you that the door you're trying to open is locked. If you're stubbornly-persistent you can actually tell that, despite it being an automated voice, it's getting stick of your [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwoL9iAPTXg wasted effort]] at opening said locked door.

-->'''Vocoder Announcer:''' Please. [[PuncuatedForEmphasis Move-away-from-door.]]

** Now with an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH0fVLcjlDY animated version]], courtesy of Antoine Delak of ''Gorgeous Freeman'' fame!

** If you hear enough of the guards' lines for whenever Gordon throws something at them, it starts to make it sound like ''Black Mesa'''s Gordon is from ''Machinima/FreemansMind''!

** You may get a feeling that someone in development had a thing for Machinima/FreemansMind given that fried chicken joke was in that series.

** Doubling as a ShoutOut to Machinima/FreemansMind, the icon for the achievement "Kinetic Repulsion" (kill a marine with their own grenade) references [[https://combineoverwiki.net/images/9/9d/Achievement_Kinetic_Repulsion.jpg a certain Ambassador]].

'''Officer Sezen:''' Yup... guess ''who'''s in the vents?\\

'''Officer Sezen:''' Yup... guess ''who's'' in the vents?\\

'''Officer Sezen:''' Yup... guess "who"s in the vents?\\