Tropers / Callousness

Hello, weary troper! My name is Not Michael, but on these far reaches of the interweb you may call me Callousness (else you may address me as C. in your letters). I come from a place far away, settled by folk who travelled the ocean by the stars in the sky and the birds of the land. You may call me either a New Zealander or a Kiwi, you may even call me an Enzedder if you wish to be so pretentious. Call me Australian, and you die.