History Funny / BlackLagoon

'''Eda:''' Mmm-hmm. I didn't get a penny for this.

''(The two growl and stare at each other for a moment, then decide the other is NotWorthKilling and just slump down, dejected.)''

-->'''Revy:''' Dammit...
'''Eda:''' Well, I'm the one who [[spoiler:has to go back to the church empty-handed. We could've just [[spoiler:taken the offer]]. But that would've been too easy, wouldn't it? Instead, you got greedy and fucked us both!\\

-->'''Eda:''' We could've just [[spoiler:taken the deal]]. But that would've been too easy, wouldn't it? [[spoiler:Now I gotta go back to the church empty-handed]]!\\
'''Revy:''' Whiny bitch! ''(steps on a turned-over garbage can)'' The only reason you didn't get your fucking balls shot off is because I saved you from those guys at Hotel Moscow! Remember that?\\
'''Eda:''' Last I checked, I ain't got a set! But maybe you do, you nasty she-male!\\
'''Revy:''' ''(Kicks the garbage can away)'' You asked for it, bitch! Go for your gun!\\
'''Eda:''' When I'm done with you, you're gonna have to pick which asshole you wanna shit through! You got that!?\\

-->'''Revy:''' Shut the FUCK up! Couldn't you see I wasn't even listening? You tryin' to sell me the damn gun or what?

-->'''Revy:''' Now it's my turn to talk. Here's some advice; if you can hit your target, pretty much any gun will do the trick. Now that's one to grow on. Say hi to the Furhrer for me, would ya?

* In Chapter 78, Rock, Benny, Jane, and Feng are sitting in a motel room when Rock suddenly brings up how much the room stinks. Just as Benny starts to explain why, Sawyer barges in, causing Jane to freak out since the former had tried to kill her the last time they met. After Jane calms down, Sawyer starts explaining through Rock that the room had been inhabited by a couple of wannabe crooks until two weeks ago, when they were shot dead in the very same place. By the time she had arrived for clean up, the bodies were in an advanced state of decomposition and were a bit runny; she tells them they had to be carried out in ''buckets'', at which point everyone starts feeling nauseous.\\\
* The worst was yet to come though, as the reason why Sawyer came back was to finish the job: she had yet to remove the mattress which was the cause of the awful smell. Rock comes over to help and as he touches a stain on the mattress, notes that "it has something like oil on it" and wonders what it is. We then get to see Sawyer's sense of humor is pretty [[BlackComedy out there]] when she draws a picture of a buttered slice of bread on a grimy window by way of explanation, and then everyone starts to gradually make the horrifying connection: the "bread" is the mattress, and the stains on the mattress are "butter". In other words, what Rock had just touched and what they had been smelling the whole time was ''[[{{Squick}} melted body fat]]''. Everyone starts vomiting except for Sawyer, [[ComedicSociopathy who is looking positively delighted at their discomfort]].

** We don't return to this moment until Chapter 95. And by then, Revy is [[AintTooProudToBeg tearfully begging Rock to get her out]] because of the redneck's terrible singing.

The worst was yet to come though, as the reason why Sawyer came back was to finish the job: she had yet to remove the mattress which was the cause of the awful smell. Rock comes over to help and as he touches a stain on the mattress, notes that "it has something like oil on it" and wonders what it is. We then get to see Sawyer's sense of humor is pretty [[BlackComedy out there]] when she draws a picture of a buttered slice of bread on a grimy window by way of explanation, and then everyone starts to gradually make the horrifying connection: the "bread" is the mattress, and the stains on the mattress are "butter". In other words, what Rock had just touched and what they had been smelling the whole time was ''[[{{Squick}} melted body fat]]''. Everyone starts vomiting except for Sawyer, [[ComedicSociopathy who is looking positively delighted at their discomfort]].

The worst was yet to come though, as the reason why Sawyer came back was to finish the job: she had yet to remove the mattress which was the cause of the awful smell. Rock comes over to help and as he touches a stain on the mattress, notes that "it has something like oil on it" and wonders what it is. Sawyer then draws a picture of a buttered slice of bread on a grimy window by way of explanation, and then everyone starts to gradually make the horrifying connection: the "bread" is the mattress, and the stains on the mattress are "butter". In other words, what Rock had just touched and what they had been smelling the whole time was ''[[{{Squick}} melted body fat]]''. Everyone starts vomiting except for Sawyer, [[ComedicSociopathy who is looking positively delighted at their discomfort]].

* Chapter 89 has Revy forced to share a cell next to an obnoxious red-neck criminal. The chapter ends with the red-neck singing a country tune. It's made clear the redneck is a [[DreadfulMusician terrible singer]] and [[https://s62.mkklcdnv6tempv2.com/mangakakalot/r1/read_black_lagoon/chapter_89/16.jpg Revy's pissed-off reaction to hearing it sells it]]. [[ObliviousJanitorCut All the while the guard obliviously listens to music on his headphones.]]

* Chapter 89 has Revy forced to share a cell next to an obnoxious red-neck criminal. The chapter ends with the red-neck singing a country tune. It's made clear the redneck is a [[DreadfulMusician terrible singer]] and [[https://s62.mkklcdnv6tempv2.com/mangakakalot/r1/read_black_lagoon/chapter_89/16.jpg Revy's pissed-off reaction to hearing it sells it]]. [[ObliviousJanitorCut All the while the guard obliviously listens to music on his headphones.]]

* A Colombian mook snatches up Fabiola and comments about how heavy she is. This is Fabiola's first scene, but any viewer familiar with the ''other'' [[WalkingArmory maid]] of the Lovelace household knows exactly what's going on.

-->'''Benny''': I'm part Jewish, "Fuck the Nazis" is pretty much my family creed.

-->'''Rock:''' ''(on loudhailer)'' Testing, testing...''([[StockSoundEffects Feedback Squeal]])''...ahhh...Good morning to everybody on board the ''St. Joan''. I apologize for the sudden request, but would you please stop your engines right away?\\

'''Rock:''' My own personal opinion is that at this point ''(sees a pissed-off Revy loading an RPG-7 rocket launcher and begins to talk faster)'' complying with this request as quickly as possible would definitely be the best course of action!

-->'''Dutch:''' ''(doing a headcount) Revy!\\

* The RunningGag for the first few episodes of the hawaiian shirt that Revy bought for Rock, who thinks it's horrible and refuses to wear. (Something of a NoodleIncident too since we never see the shirt.)

* The ''preview'' for episode nine, in which Rock delivers the following in the most dramatic tone possible.
--> '''Rock''': I see it now. That maid is [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} a killer robot from the future]].

* In Chapter 78, Rock, Benny, Jane, and Feng are sitting in a motel room when Rock suddenly brings up how much the room stinks. Just as Benny starts to explain why, Sawyer barges in, causing Jane to freak out since the former had tried to killed her the last time they met. After Jane calms down, Sawyer starts explaining through Rock that the room had been inhabited by a couple of wannabe crooks until two weeks ago, when they were shot dead in the very same place. By the time she had arrived for clean up, the bodies were in an advanced state of decomposition and were a bit runny; she tells them they had to be carried out in ''buckets'', at which point everyone starts feeling nauseous.\\\

** This is best demonstrated in the episode in which Jane premieres: she runs to the Church of Violence, begging Eda for help. When one of the thugs chasing her shoot at her, damaging a church door and breaking a glass of liquor Revy was drinking, ''all hell breaks loose'': Revy and Eda open fire on the thugs and are joined by Rico, a priest-in-training with a [[MoreDakka heavy machine gun]]; and even Yolanda, who busts out a ''[[BlingOfWar gold-plated]] [[HandCannon Desert Eagle]]''!

** Notice that Rock has [[RagingStiffie his hands over his groin]] the entire time...

** At the end of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuSc9mOCJ4 seventh omake]] (about Yukio and Maki trying to form a [[BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine manzai comedy duo]]) Revy and Balalaika show up in front of Rock to convince him to join them in a manzai comedy trio called 'Trios Los Panchos'. Their ponchos, sombreros, guitar and maracas, combined with their utterly deadpan expressions, will kill you laughing. Even better, Rock isn't having any of it.

** At the end of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuSc9mOCJ4 seventh omake]] (about Yukio and Maki trying to form a [[BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine manzai comedy duo]]) Revy and Balalaika show up in front of Rock to convince him to join them in a manzai comedy trio called 'Trios Los Panchos'. Their ponchos, sombreros, guitar and maracas, combined with their utterly deadpan expressions, will kill you laughing.

* And who can forget this little gem after Rock's first CrowningMomentOfAwesome?