History Funny / BigDaddy

-->'''Sonny''': Thanks. What are you, my therapist? ''(takes customer's fries and throws them over his back)'' Take a walk! ''(to Julian)'' Do you want one of those Happy Meals? Do you want me to get you a Happy Meal? ''(Julian screams)'' WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?!

* Sonny tries to order breakfast at Mc Donald's, past 10:30, when breakfast is no longer served [[SocietyMarchesOn at the time]].)

* Sonny tries to order breakfast at Mc Donald's, past 10:30, when breakfast is no longer served.

** "I know you'll be missing me when you got that old body on top of you with his... loose skin and old... ''balls''... gross!"

* A little dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grandma, but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa ''discussing'' her new boyfriend.

-->'''Sid:''' You know, you remind me of my grandson, [[DidntThinkThisThrough he didn't think things through]].\\

--> '''Sonny''': I can't take this shit, are you serious?

'''Sonny:''' Hey old guy, zip it or I'll break your hip!\\

-->'''Sonny''': Hey! You two wanna get married? I support that, leave me alone.

'''Goth''' ''(walking away and sobbing quietly)'': I am, I am. I hate my father.

** This don't help much.

--> '''Sonny''': ''(to an old couple watching Julian pee)'' What's your name? He'll write it on the wall. Mind your business!

--->'''Cashier''': Hi. Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order?
--->'''Sonny''': ''(to Julian)'' Okay, what do you want?
--->'''Julian''': Cheerios.
--->'''Sonny''': Cheerios? They don't have Cheerios. What else do you want?
--->'''Julian''': Lasagna.
--->'''Sonny''': Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you? ''(to cashier)'' Uh, we'll take hot cakes and sausage.
--->'''Cashier''': Uh, sorry, sir, but we've stopped serving breakfast.
--->'''Sonny''': What? What are you talking about? We're 4 seconds late!
--->'''Cashier:''' No, you're 30 minutes and 4 seconds late. We stop serving breakfast at 10:30.
--->'''Sonny:''' OH, HORSESHIT!
--->''(Julian cries)''
--->'''Sonny:''' I wasn't cursing at you, I was cursing at the lady.
--->'''Mc Donald's customer''': Nice parenting.
--->'''Sonny''': Thanks. What are you, my therapist? ''(takes customer's fries and throws them over his back)'' Take a walk! ''(to Julian)'' Do you want one of those Happy Meals? Do you want me to get you a Happy Meal? ''(Julian screams)'' WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?!
** The random goth dude:
--->'''Sonny''': You're mad at your dad, not at me. I forgive you!\\

** "You'll be sorry when you got that old body on top of you with his... loose skin and old... ''balls''... gross!"

* "Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you?"
* Sonny tries to order breakfast a Mc Donald's, but the problem is...
--->'''Cashier:''' We stop serving breakfast at 10:30.
--->'''Sonny:''' Oh, horse shit!

--->'''Sonny''': Thanks. What are you, my therapist? ''(takes customer's fries and throws them over his back)'' Take a walk!
*** "WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL!?"

* Sonny tries to order breakfast a McDonald's, but the problem is...

--->'''McDonald's customer''': Nice parenting.

* --->'''Cashier:''' We stop serving breakfast at 10:30.\\
'''Sonny:''' Oh, horse shit!\\
''[Julian cries]''\\
'''Sonny:''' I wasn't cursing at you, I was cursing at the lady.

--> What's your name, he'll write it on the wall... mind your business!
* When Sonny steps on Julian's Scuba Steve Doll.
--> '''Sonny''': Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn You!
* When Julian and Nanzo, the Delivery Guy are learning how to read.
--> '''Julian''': Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
--> '''Nazo''': Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.

--> '''Mr. Herlihy''': Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I'm right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha.
--> '''Sonny''': What are you drunk Mr. Herlihy?
--> '''Mr. Herlihy''': Well, I-I had a few chardonnays, what of it?
--> '''Sonny''': Get off the stand please.
** This don't help much...
--> He drinks a lot of soda. (suuuure he does)
* Julian's kindergarten teacher gets one of the best lines. ("One of the children wore rollerblades for Show & Tell, and Julian ''tripped him'' with a ''stick''!")
** "I watched ''Disney/{{Fantasia}}'' a lot. And one day it just clicked."
** "Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you?"
** More hilarious dialogue:
--->'''Cashier:''' We stop serving breakfast at 10:30.\\
'''Sonny:''' Oh horse shit!\\

** "What's your name? He'll write it on the wall!"

--->'''Sonny''': You're mad at your dad, not at me, I forgive you!\\
'''Goth''' ''(walking away and sobbing quietly)'': I am, I am, I hate my father ...

* When Julian and Nanzo,the Delivery Guy are learning how to read.

* I little dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grandma, but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa ''discussing'' her new boyfriend.

--> '''Vanessa''': He has a five year plan.

--> He drinks alot of soda. (suuuure he does)

* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments: Julian's kindergarten teacher gets one of the best lines. ("One of the children wore rollerblades for Show & Tell, and Julian ''tripped him'' with a ''stick''!")

** This dialogue:
--->'''Vanessa:''' He has a 5-year plan.\\
'''Sonny:''' What? "Don't die"?

** [[TruthInTelevision Only problem with that is it's not to far from the truth]].

* I little [[YourMilageMayVary dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grandma]], but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa ''discussing'' her new boyfriend.

* I little [[YourMilageMayVary dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grnadma]], but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa ''discussing'' her new boyfriend.

** [[TruthInTelevison Only problem with that is it's not to far from the truth]].