History Funny / BenCroshaw

** At the series' start, Yahtzee slams {{Oasis}} for being comprised of [[OopNorth nothern twats]], then clarifies that he's allowed to say that because he's from the north. "Well, my mum was from the north. ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice SHE'S]]'' a twat."

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* In a LetsPlay of ''QuakeII'', Yahtzee attempts to rocket jump (or rather, shoot an explosive barrel) onto a crate. When successful, he celebrates, and then is immediately killed with one shot by an enemy. Can be viewed [[http://youtu.be/hJNf4JRfEdM?t=16m20s here.]]
* Pretty much the entirety of the Let's Drown Out of VideoGame/{{WWF No Mercy}}. Gabriel plays the European Championship with a custom character that looks like Yahtzee, much to the latter's annoyance.
* Yahtzee's reaction to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g#t=2960s Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man]] reciting his Japanese-developed origin story.
-->"That's--!? That's not--! ...The origin of the Marshmallow Man from the ''film''! They just made some shit up!"
* ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' was Drowned Out in Richter mode, and Yahtzee and Gabriel were particularly impressed with the Item Crashes for the Holy Water and the Bible, which they called the Piss of Christ and the Jesus Beam.
* In the [[LetsPlay Let's Drown Out]] of ''Videogame/TheSims3'', after Yahtzee commented on a piece of non-news (''Creator/HideoKojima'' disappointed that he did not write ''Series/BreakingBad''), they made a RunningGag out of Kojima Facts for the rest of the drown out. Specifically things that Kojima ''didn't'' do. Which led to [[https://twitter.com/KojimaFacts this]].
** Also, Yahtzee's paper boy outfit in that episode.
--> "ExtraExtraReadAllAboutIt Kojima disappointed that he didn't write Breaking Bad!"
--> "What? Give me that! Hey, this is bullshit!"
* In the [[LetsPlay Let's Drown Out]] of ''VideoGame/FinalFight'', Yahtzee commented that the writing of the Metal Gear Solid series have reached the point of immaturity akin to primary schoolboys pushing each other to the girl's toilet.

* Yahtzee and Gabriel play VideoGame/BrutalDoom and are continually impressed with its depth and how many new features it has. It's not long before the amount of violence on display has them expressing concern for mod creator's mental wellness. At one point, Gabriel begins comparing it to the ComicBook/{{Doom}} comic, upon which Yahtzee pulls off a Berserk fatality (that is, a literal Rip and Tear), which even Yahtzee hadn't seen before despite playing it beforehand for the video.
* In the Let's Play of ''SmashTV'', Gabriel opens by saying that Yahtzee is once more trying to get a rise out of him, and failing. Gabe then seizes another opportunity to argue semantics, whereupon Yahtzee ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QMYnK_va44#t=2400s finally snaps.]]''
-->'''Yahtzee:''' Well perhaps I should have clarified and said "''What would be the game you enjoyed playing the most in the course of that year''"??\\
'''Gabriel:''' Uh, ''SuperStreetFighterIV'' Arcade Edition.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' ''OKAY'' then, what didn't you say that at the time? You think Game of the Year is some kind of objective truth? I'm saying Game of the Year is whatever ''your'' favorite game was ''that year''! Why is this not--?! ...[[InsaneTrollLogic I feel like I'm in Hell.]] What the '''fuck''' is wrong with you?!\\
'''Gabriel:''' They're different things.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Oh ''God! [[FreakOut Oh God, oh God, oh God!]]''\\
'''Gabriel:''' Your Game of the Year and what your favorite game is are two different things--\\
'''Yahtzee:''' "Your Game of the Year" and "What Your Favorite Game Was That Year" are two different things. That is a sentence that came out of your mouth. I'm gonna write that down, and I want you to read that, and try to figure out why ''I'' think ''you're'' fucking nuts.\\
'''Gabriel:''' Again, I've explained this, and you just don't listen.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' '''''I DID FUCKING LISTEEEEEEENNNN! I KNOOOOOOW WHAT YOOOOOOOUUU MEEEEEEEEEEAN!''''' Because you're fucking ''mad''. You're a fucking madman. I'm done. I'm done.\\
'''Gabriel:''' Because it was [[RulesLawyer in the structure of a discussion of what was described as an objective]]--\\
'''Yahtzee:''' '''GAH. GAAAAH.''' And in your mind, this is just ''me'' being fucking stupid, isn't it? '''''GAAAAAAAAH.'''''
** Even better, Yahtzee resigns by saying "[=YouTube=] comments will complete this argument for me." Upon which, [[EtTuBrute most of the comments agreed with Gabriel]]!
* After the ''SmashTV'' fiasco, Yahtzee decided to play ''{{VideoGame/Proteus}}'' in the next episode to calm himself down. The calming effect lasted about 12 minutes, then this:
-->'''Yahtzee:''' Ok, I'm too calm now. I'm going to read aloud this quote from [[ElectronicArts EA]] to piss myself off.
** One Youtube comment pointed out that the first part of the episode, where Yahtzee and Gabe admitted their problem with each other, is basically a couples counseling session.
** Just in general, Yahtzee's hilarious and chilling [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQMHpb2iQ8I#t=680s "calm voice".]]
--->'''Yahtzee''': Ah, I'm calm again now. Thank you little birdies. Aren't ''you'' calm, Gabe?\\
'''Gabriel:''' I'm...? I dunno, man, your calm voice [[StepfordSmiler gives me the willies]]... Maybe it's because I'm so used to you being, sort of, a grumbling, bitter individual that any sense of actual, gentle calmness from you triggers my "He's up to something!" reflex.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Oh, I've [[ThatManIsDead left that person long behind.]]

* Yahtzee's reaction to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man]] speaking English ''and'' reciting a bogus origin story.
-->''(stammering)'' "That's--! That's not--! ...The origin of the Marshmallow Man from the ''film''! They just made some shit up!"

'''Gabriel:''' I'm...? I dunno, man, your calm voice [[StepfordSmiler gives me the willies]].\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Ahh, leave those burdens behind and join me in my Calm little Dungeon.\\
'''Gabriel:''' "Drink this special [[SlippingAMickey Calm Drink!]]"\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Attach these [[ToTheBatNoun Calm little Manacles]] to your wrists and ankles.\\
'''Gabriel:''' Maybe it's because I'm so used to you being, sort of, a grumbling, bitter individual that any sense of actual, gentle calmness from you triggers my "He's up to something!" reflex.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Oh, I've [[ThatManIsDead left that person far behind.]]

** Even better, Yahtzee resigns by saying "[=YouTube=] comments will complete this argument for me.]]" Upon which, [[EtTuBrute most of the comments agreed with Gabriel]]!

** Even better, Yahtzee resigns by saying "[[TemptingFate YouTube comments will complete this argument for me.]]" Upon which, most of the comments agreed with Gabriel!

'''Gabriel:''' Because it was in the structure of a discussion of what was described as an objective--\\

* In the Let's Play of ''SmashTV'', Gabriel opens by saying that Yahtzee is once more trying to get a rise out of him, and failing. Gabe then seizes another opportunity to argue semantics, whereupon Yathzee ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QMYnK_va44#t=2400s finally snaps.]]''

-->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee:]]''' You know, I really like ''BioshockInfinite'' (let's not get into that again)...\\
'''Gabriel:''' It was my most hated game of 2013, if you'll recall correctly.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' ''(grimaces)'' It's not that so much; it's the comment you followed it up with: that ''[[Videogame/TombRaider2013 Tomb Raider]]'' was better.\\
'''Gabriel:''' No, I didn't say that.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Well perhaps I should have clarified and said "''What would be the game you enjoyed playing the most in the course of that year''"??\\

'''Yahtzee:''' GAH. GAAAAH. And in your mind, this is just ''me'' being fucking stupid, isn't it? GAAAAAAAAH.

'''Yahtzee:''' "Your Game of the Year" and what "What Your Favorite Game Was That Year" are two different things. That is a sentence that came out of your mouth. I'm gonna write that down, and I want you to read that, and try to figure out why ''I'' think ''you're'' fucking nuts.\\

'''Gabriel:''' Because of it was in the structure of a discussion of what was described as an objective--\\

'''Yahtzee:''' ''OKAY'' then, what didn't you say that at the time? You think Game of the Year is some kind of objective truth? I'm saying Game of the Year is whatever ''your'' favorite game was ''that year''! Why is this not--?! [[InsaneTrollLogic I feel like I'm in Hell.]] What the '''fuck''' is wrong with you?!\\

'''Gabriel:'''Your Game of the Year and what your favorite game are two different things--\\

"Your Game of the Year" and what "What Your Favorite Game Was That Year" are two different things. That is a sentence that came out of your mouth. I'm gonna write that down, and I want you to read that, and try to figure out why ''I'' think ''you're'' fucking nuts.\\

'''Gabriel:''' Game of the Year and what your favorite game is are two different things...\\

** This panel is specifically the '[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escapist-expo/6292-The-Hour-of-Love Hour of Love]]' from the Escapist Expo, where Yahtzee and Jim Sterling (of ''{{Jimquisition}}'') are tasked to try and say only positive things without exploding. It is an hour of pure gutbusting funny, especially since the audience keeps baiting them. It doesn't last 15 minutes before the HoYay kicks in.

* In the [[LetsPlay Let's Drown Out]] of ''VideoGame/FinalFight'', Yahtzee commented that the writing of the ''Videogame/METALGEARSOLID'' series have reached the point of immaturity akin to schoolboys shoving each other to the girl's bathroom.

* ''CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' was Drowned Out in Richter mode, and Yahtzee and Gabriel were particularly impressed with the Item Crashes for the Holy Water and the Bible, which they called the Piss of Christ and the Jesus Beam.