History Funny / Beelzebub

-->'''Oga''': "Everyone, rip out your brains!"
-->'''Furuichi''': "...[[{{Malaproper}} You mean, muster your knowledge]]?"

--> '''Oga''': [[CasualDangerDialogue "Yeah, I'm really not feeling good. I can't fight today."]]
--> '''Furuichi''': [[SarcasmMode "Is that so?"]]

* [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/76467/beelzebub_ch138b_by_red-hawk-scans/4 "What's an extenuating circumstance?"]]

* Chapter 140: [[RunningGag "Wife? You mean that red liquid the French are known for?"]]

-->'''Hilda''': "Don't panic. If you die, then you die. Isn't that fine?"

** [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment "Who the hell was that?!"]]

* After [[spoiler:Takamiya creates a power shift]], the Tohoshinki and their friends end up at the school tennis courts. [[SeriousBusiness Natsume, Oga and Tojo make the best of it]].

--->'''Himekawa:''' (To Oga, surrounded by the people he (Himekawa) has joined forces with) "You moron. I didn't betray you guys. I only did all this so I could get good intel on these guys, so stay out of my way."
--->'''Oga:''' "Huh? You serious? W-well, sorry about that. Let me get out of your way." (and he leaves)
--->'''Himekawa:''' (To his new friends) "So, as you can see, he's a total fool."

** Then the [[PirateNinjaZombieRobot delinquent karate kappas]] appear.

** And later Himekawa demonstrates just how easy Oga is to fool by tricking him out of a BigDamnHeroes moment.

--> '''Oga:''' "Alright. Furichi, horsey."

* Chapter 202, has several. There's Kanzaki discovering Misaki's temper. Oga's card game and the whole explanation of the King's Crest.

** His running like a bitch seems to be developing into a [[IncrediblyLamePun Running]] [[RunningGag Gag]].

** When Furuichi and Kanzaki track down Nasu. [[CloudCuckooLander He's wandering around shirtless, wearing nipple tassles]].

** When Furuichi and Kanzaki track down Nasu. He's wandering around shirtless, wearing nipple tassles.

* What looks like the start of an epic four-way battle between Oga and the new students is interrupted when Nasubi's grizzled henchmen turn up... and say he's [[AntiClimax late to band practice]].

* In chapter 193, the gang finally decides to officially decide who the leader is. By playing rock-paper-scissors. Every single one of the throws rock...except [[spoiler:''Baby Beel'', who throws paper]].

* In chapter 193, the gang finally decides to officially decide who the leader is. By playing rock-paper-scissors. Every single one of the throws rock...[[spoiler:except ''Baby Beel'', who throws paper]].

** Now in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElMRPEwJBKU animated form]]. The bishie sparkle and the fact that the seiyuu uses a calmer, bishie-like voice during the sequence makes it all the more hilarious.

* Chapter 12: Hilda convinces Oga (by breaking his {{PS2}}) to build a playpen for Baby Beel. [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/3700/beelzebub_v2_ch12_by_i-eat-manga/9 Things don't go completely as planned]].

* In chapter 100 Zenjuro creates a fully powered {{Doppelganger}} of Baby Beel to train him and Oga. Unfortunately, the clone is too much like Baby Beel and despite being able to throw out a MegatonPunch capable of knocking Oga back, his first instinct is to chase down a rabbit.]

* Chapter 109: Furuichi gets into yet another [[NotWhatItLooksLike easily misunderstood]] [[AccidentalPervert situation with Lamia]], which leads to En declaring full-scale war on him. Great reaction faces all around.

* In order to cure Baby Beel of his fear of bugs, Oga takes him to the mountains for some... [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/9863/beelzebub_v5_ch39_by_i-eat-manga/9 training]]. Kunieda's face [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/9863/beelzebub_v5_ch39_by_i-eat-manga/10 says it all]].

* When [[spoiler:Beel [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands transforms into a giant]] and promptly beats the shit out of a bigass monster in the Demon World.]]

* During the [[spoiler:volleyball match]] against St. Ishiyama, Tojo and Oga perform one of the most epic things to ever grace such a game -- [[spoiler: a freakin' overhead kick. [[RealityEnsues Which they then get fouled for]].]]
** In the same match [[spoiler: Himekawa gets pissed at Oga and Tojo]] for doing that thing above, because [[spoiler: "if you're going to cheat then at least do it right!"]] Which results in Oga using Beel as [[spoiler: a decoy for the volleyball.]]

* In chapter 100 [[spoiler: Zenjuro creates a fully powered {{Doppelganger}} of Baby Beel to train him and Oga. Unfortunately, the clone is too much like Baby Beel and despite being able to throw out a MegatonPunch capable of knocking Oga back, his first instinct is to chase down a rabbit.]]
* En and his maids [[spoiler: [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers use magic to cheat in their video-game battle]] against Furuichi and company. So what does Himekawa do? BUY THE ENTIRE GAME. [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Which allows him to change the settings in such a way that their avatars become invincible]] and they get a bunch of [[GameBreaker Crazy Frogs]] that then [[CombiningMecha combine]]into a ''HumongousMecha''.]] Their foes' [[OhCrap reactions]] are priceless.
* Furuichi finding out that [[spoiler:En was living ''RIGHT NEXT DOOR'' the whole time they were playing video games against him!]]

** Even funnier the second time in the anime. [[spoiler:'''Baby Beel''' picks him up and throws him at Furuichi's house, while the poor guy is screaming for it not to happen.]]

* Chapter 108: Oga proudly declaring that he will now use his new finishing move... [[spoiler:and calmly proceeding to make Baby Beel some milk, which includes waiting for the milk to cool down. The demons are not amused]]

* Chapter 109: Furuichi gets into yet another [[NotWhatItLooksLike easily misunderstood]] [[AccidentalPervert situation with Lamia]], which leads to [[spoiler: En declaring full-scale war on him]]. Great reaction faces all around.

* Chapter 111: After Beel wakes up [[spoiler:in Oga's body]], the first thing he does is take off his pants.

** And later on [[spoiler:Hilda, Kunieda and Oga in Beelze's body do a three-way combo attack on Beelze who's in Oga's body. And then it turns out that Oga got his body back right after that.]]

* [[NotWhatItLooksLike How Hilda gets accepted into Oga's household]]. Funny in and of itself but when [[AmbiguouslyGay Arandron]] decides to do the ''exact same thing'' to Furuichi's family...
* The "[[ToiletHumour Blessed Urine]]" episode where Beel was peeing so much he threatened to drown everyone. First Oga tries to [[UnusualEuphemism block the Baby Beel dam]] by tying it up with string, then he decides to buy diapers [[TooDumbToLive but attempts to put them on Beel's head]] so Natsume has to help him out. But by [[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/v01/c005/15.html then it's]] [[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/v01/c005/16.html too late]]...

** Earlier, Natsume and Kanzaki tried to throw Furuichi to the sharks because Furuichi was upset that Natsume was playing the StraightMan instead of him.

* Himekawa vs Kamiya and his {{Mooks}}, especially when he drops Kamiya of the roof

** [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/116789/beelzebub_ch165_by_red-hawk-scans/8 Gee lil Himekawa]], talk about HairstyleInertia.
* Chapter 164: Oga meets Tamapochi, the demon responsible for creating an insanity virus that has killed hundreds in the past. Then it turns out she fell asleep waiting. [[ToiletHumor Then she peed herself]].

* "[[RunningGag Wife? You mean that red liquid the French are known for?]]"

* Chapter 160: The Demon King finally sends a video with instructions. Unfortunately it doesn't show his face but instead, Oga and Furuichi get a close-up his crotch for the whole thing.

** "[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Who the hell was that?!]]"

* The Rice Boy liveshow kicks off with Beel electrocuting the actors and forcing Oga, Kanzaki and Aoi to take part, then Tojo puts his mask on backwards and completely butchers his lines, and then it all gets ten times ''more'' absurd when [[spoiler:Behemoth]] joins in and turns it into an all out battle.

-->"[[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/c142/10.html We're gonna have fun with this one!]]"
** Aoi's embarrassment on hearing this causes what appears to be a small nuclear explosion.
* Oga knows the secret of easy parenting -- [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/84784/beelzebub_ch144_by_red-hawk-scans/10 passing the annoying parts on someone else]]

** Later in the same chapter, Oga is talking about what a useless, stupid bastard Furuichi is, while Furuichi is standing right there with him.
-->'''Furuichi''': "Aren't you supposed to talk about me ''behind'' my back?!"

* "Wife? [[RunningGag You mean that red liquid the French are known for?]]"

* Episode 54, especially when the Demon King visits the Human World.

* Chapter 160: The Demon King finally sends a video with instructions. The video unfortunately doesn't show his face but instead, Oga and Furuichi get a close-up of the Demon King's crotch for the whole thing.

* Episode 13: Ishiyama High students hates studying ''180%'' -- so imagine their shock when they get an ability assessment test. The students are so stupid that even [[IdiotHero Oga]] is stunned. "Good Night" Shimokawa couldn't even spell his trademark CatchPhrase, and one student even cheated on ''[[EpicFail filling in his name]]'' during the test; and the worst part was that the test was on elementary school subjects. At the same time, Oga was in a pinch during Beel's assessment test and was going to dump him off the smartest guy in the school-meaning the guy who got the highest score on the test. Luckily, he managed to pass that assessment test anyway because it turns out the smartest person at Ishiyama High was Furuichi. In all likelihood the smartest person at the school was probably Himekawa, but he cheated on the test by [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney taping money to his paper as a bribe.]]
* When Furuichi and Oga first met, Oga couldn't remember Furuichi's name so called him Furuchin instead. Then he changes it to Furuchinkov, and then to Pirozhkiborshch.

* A disguised Kunieda's reaction to seeing amnesia Hilda and Oga together.

** His running like a bitch seems to be developing in a [[IncrediblyLamePun Running]] [[RunningGag Gag]].
* Tojo randomly showing up at Akuma Academy. It's heavily implied that he helped build the place as one of his part-time jobs.
** He was ''sleeping in a closet''. And none of the demons ever noticed him.

-->"[[http://mangafox.me/manga/beelzebub/c142/10.html We're gonna have fun with this one..!]]"

-->'''Hilda''':"Don't panic. If you die, then you die. Isn't that fine?"

** When Beel is trying to take off his pants, Hilda tries to stop him. Then Oga's family walks in, with Hilda on her knees in front of him, hands on his pants. [[NotWhatItLooksLike They leave very quickly]].

* Chapter 108: Oga proudly declaring that he will now use his new finishing move... [[spoiler:and calmly proceeds to make Baby Beel some milk, which includes waiting for the milk to cool down. The demons are not amused]]

* Chapter 110: [[spoiler: Oga being in Beel's body thanks to Super Milk Time.]]
* Chapter 111: After Beel wakes up [[spoiler:in Oga's body]], the first thing he thinks to do is to take off his pants.

* Beel's cute little rivalry with Aoi's brother. He takes it incredibly seriously, but nearly always loses. It even funnier with Kota's smirking at him.

** Now in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElMRPEwJBKU animated form]]. The bishie sparkle and the fact that the seiyuu uses a calmer, bishi-like voice during the sequence makes it all the more hilarious.

* Tojo comes in to help with a challenge...[[spoiler:a [[SeriousBusiness SUDOKU]] challenge.]] Needless to say, [[EpicFail it fails.]]
-->'''[[GoodIsDumb Tojo]]''': "[[BigDamnHeroes Lemme in, Oga.]]"

-->'''Tojo''': "[[IdiotHero I can see the numbers are all demons, as well.]]"

--> '''Quetzalcoatl''': (talking about [[spoiler:sudoku]]) ...And he died before I even managed to finish my explanation.

* Episode 54, especially when the Demon King visits Human World, [[HilarityEnsues nuff said.]]

-->'''Paako:''' "No, I don't know about his battle ability, but... is that important?"

* Azusa is given 'squirrel' as her topic for charades, while Nene is given 'poop'. While Nene stews over how to demonstrate this for Furuichi, [[TheDitz Azusa]] just blurts out the answer to Kazuya and gets them disqualified.

--> '''Kamayama''': "Weren't we supposed to finish [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya "Hare Hare Yukai"]] today?"